Let's eat rice cakes together

【1】

"It's too soft, don't eat it."

"You've already eaten three big bowls! It's too soft."

Before I finished the cheese in my bowl, my cousin was urging me loudly outside.The "too soft" in his mouth is me, I am a piece of soft and glutinous white rice cake, boy, my current career is... a singer and an actor.

So I am also a piece of public star cake.

Early this morning, before dawn, I was cruelly dragged out of the warm bed, and then I was busy with makeup and styling. Not only was my face covered with rice powder, but I was also put on a ridiculous wig .

But I thought it was ridiculous, but the stylist brother gave me a thumbs up, and was quite satisfied with my "cute" look today.From this point of view, it is estimated that my other rice cake fans will also scream crazily, and keep shouting when they see me——

"Too soft, soft! I love you!"

"Marry me softly!"

"Ah, Ruan Ruan, please give me a little rice cake!"

…………

Uh, I have a lot of male fans, accounting for almost 90% of all rice cake fans, and the rest of the female fans, they all treat me like a son, younger brother or "daughter" and greet me every day, not kissing me Mom is better than my own mother.

In fact, I am a little distressed, I don't really want to be a star, and my aesthetics are a bit different from those rice cake fans.

For example, I never thought I was cute, I like red and green, but rice cake fans always send me a bunch of pink clothes.

At this moment, I haven't finished my breakfast yet, my cousin "Taishui" is impatient and calls me over and over again.

"You still eat, have you eaten enough? Come here!"

“Too soft!!!”

My ears were really tormented, so I quickly put down the bowl: "Oh, come... come!"

I ate the cheese in the bowl very cleanly, and I also licked off the cheese sauce on my mouth.This milky, melt-in-your-mouth, brushed cheese is simply the most delicious thing in the world, and nothing should be wasted.

Afterwards, I followed my cousin "Taishui" into a special nanny car.Sitting in the car, I licked my tongue, still reminiscing about the sweet taste of cheese.

Seeing my stupid look, Tai Shui couldn't help but tapped my forehead: "Food! You are already a cheese rice cake, and you still love cheese so much."

I rubbed my forehead, a little wronged: "It's too watery, I eat more cheese, so that I can supplement the nutritional cheese in my body and grow stronger."

Tai Shui: "..."

"And those who love rice cakes are not bad guys, and those who love rice cakes are good rice cakes!"

I have always believed in this since I was a child.However, the human beings at the top of the food chain are cruel and terrifying. They are omnivores and eat everything, and they can bring disaster to our rice cake world at any time.

When I realized the existence of such heaven-defying creatures as human beings, I became... more greedy.

Because I think that if I was eaten by humans one day, my good pastry life would end, and it would still end in a tragic be, so I always wanted to make a rice cake full of ghosts.

I explained a lot to "Tai Shui" and said a lot of my own thoughts, but he listened to the whole process with a cold face, and finally said coldly: "Don't make excuses for your gluttony."

I:"……"

Hey, my cousin "Tai Shui" is too cold and ruthless!

Why on earth did I agree to let him be my manager?

My name is "Tairuan", and my cousin "Taishui" looks watery and is also a piece of white rice cake.His skin is smooth and watery, his big eyes are full of water, and he looks very delicious, even a little girly.

But "Taishui" cousin is very strong, he often walks sideways, full of domineering, and he is also meticulous and strict in dealing with rice cakes.

His face and personality are absolutely in contrast!

So I was deceived by the appearance of "Taishui" at the beginning, and I was deeply pitted.

【2】

I have recently accepted a new web drama "Fitness", and I also want to play the second male lead who has more roles.

On the way to the venue for the launch conference, once I had eaten and drank enough, I started to get nervous.

I debuted as a singer. At the beginning, I was just a cameo in acting. I played a cannon fodder in friendship, or Lu Gaojia in soy sauce. Anyway, it’s OK to show my face.

Because my acting skills suck!

My name is "too soft", and I am indeed too soft. My whole body, even my facial expressions are soft, and I can't be aggressive at all.

I can't play the vicious and bad rice cake, and the directors in the circle shook their heads, saying that my acting path is too narrow. Even if I act in a romantic idol drama with a white and tender skin, it is still difficult to deceive innocent girls.

why?

In the final analysis, it is because I am too soft, the upper body is soft, and the lower body is even softer.

So even if I act in an idol drama, how perfectly I perform "Overbearing President Cake" and "White Cake Prince", it won't make the female cakes have any sexual desires, and they won't imagine me as a "husband". The bed is majestic and majestic, seven times a night, on the contrary, they are likely to feel pity and love me.

Alas, this is so sad and hopeless.

I don't have a female relationship, but there are a large group of male rice cakes who like and support me very much.

Three years ago, when I first debuted and entered the circle, I just had the attitude of trying it out, but they continued to vote for me day and night, bought countless music albums and peripherals, and spent a lot of money and effort to make me Get popular.

Up to now, my male rice cake fans have also set up a special "Ruan Ruan" support club. There are fan groups all over the country, and there are also male rice cakes who like me abroad.I've always been grateful for them, though...

They are a group of male rice cakes with a hard lower body. They always want to "marry" me, and they always want me to give them small rice cakes.

Alas, I can't be hard, I can't give girls happiness, so I won't harm them.As for the male cake fans who like me...

Making rice cakes also requires integrity and a minimum limit, and my dad often taught me that I must not be a fan, and of course, I must not be a fan.

【3】

These days, all the singers come to act, and the actors also go to sing and participate in variety shows. In short, our rice cake entertainment industry is becoming more and more difficult to mix.

Due to my special physique, the roles I can play are limited, relatively few, and the screen image is relatively single.

The brokerage company is a headache for me, and my broker "Tai Shui" often frowns. The company has arranged a lot of acting courses for me, hoping that I can challenge myself and break through the limitations.

Once a famous "ghost" director in the industry came to the door personally, saying that if I am willing to dress up as a man and a girl, maybe I will become a big hit, anyway, it is to satisfy everyone's bad taste.

Tai Shui was disgraced at the time, he resolutely rejected the director, and said angrily that I am an upright man!

I am so touched, my cousin is usually indifferent, but he still loves me.

Yes!I'm a boy!

So I straightened my back, but within three seconds, I softened again.

Alas, I sometimes hate my "softness" so much.

After I debuted and became popular, my "softness" spread widely, and now I am well-known in the entire rice cake industry. I am famous for my "softness". The soft glutinous rice cake I met!

I... don't want to be so "special", so desperate.

In fact, I am a second-generation rice cake star.When my dad was young, he was very famous in our rice cake industry, and he was absolutely "unstoppable". At that time, all the rice cake fans in the streets and alleys would sing his love songs, and they called him the "Love Song Cake King".

Speaking of Dad's most classic song——

"Aha, give me one that won't be soft! Let me not be weak for the rest of my life, won't be soft, won't be soft..."

He is famous for his title song, and the young and handsome "I can't be soft" dad has a deep and deep voice, and his lower body is even more majestic and hard. He can't fall down with a golden gun, and he has won the hearts of many fans.

However, its shameful lyrical content...

Forgive me, even if it is my dad's famous song, I am too embarrassed to sing it, I would rather sing nursery rhymes, such as——

"Baked rice cakes, fried rice cakes, fried rice cakes, boiled rice cakes, steamed rice cakes, rice cake hot pot.

Don't look at me as just a piece of rice cake, the deliciousness of rice cake is unimaginable, the cheese becomes more fragrant because of me, the world becomes sweeter because of me, everything is delicious..."

Not only was my father the king of singers back then, but my mother "Slimy" was also the queen of the music scene. The queen of "Little Sticky" can sing and dance, and her figure is still a standard S shape.

This is the truth!

Because my mother’s rice cake family is quite special, they are all letter-shaped rice cakes, ABCDEFG and other 26 letters are randomly derived, and my mother’s genes are very good, it is the most beautiful and sexy S-shaped rice cake in the same generation.

But don't think so!

After my "not soft" father met my "slimy" mother, I gave birth to my "too soft" son who was worthless.

【4】

I followed Taishui and soon arrived at the press conference of the web drama "Fitness".

The morning of the press conference is mainly to promote the works. The director will introduce a group of rice cake actors. In the afternoon, there will be an interactive session with the rice cake fans. We have to accept questions from the rice cake fans and interviews from the media. Alas, it will be a whole day. the rhythm!

I think I will be so hungry that my chest will be pressed to my back in the afternoon.I have a big appetite and get hungry very easily, so sometimes I will secretly lick myself while other cakes are not paying attention.

This... this is definitely not an act of "self-mutilation". I just fainted from hunger, and the cheese rice cake is so delicious, so I just licked it a little.

Although I didn't inherit my father's "can't be soft" at all, but fortunately, the three of us all eat white rice cakes filled with cheese. My blood is quite pure, and the sweet and delicious top-quality cheese flows in my body.

la la la!I love cheese, cheese makes me happy every day.

I remember one time, when I secretly licked myself, I was caught by the strict Tai Shui, and he immediately scolded me.

Tai Shui emphasized over and over again: the stuffing in the rice cakes, unless they are close and familiar relatives and friends, or people will generally not tell other rice cakes, just like the number on the bank card, how many zeros and ones are there? Sample.

And as a public rice cake star, you must be extremely careful, the privacy of a star is very important, and you must maintain a sense of mystery!

I:……

Oh no!I smell of cheese all over my body, and I like to lick myself. My rice cake fans must have noticed it.

Tai Shui: "If you go on like this, you will definitely drop in price and lose your fans! Soon, you will be just an old net red cake, and you will not be recognized by rice cakes when you are living on the street!"

I was terrified, it turned out that exposing myself was so serious!Obviously, I have never been involved in scandals, and I am one of the top ten rice cakes that does not involve in pornography, gambling, drugs, or drunk driving.

Later, my rice cake fans did find out that I was a cheese rice cake. However, I was beaten too much. The number of my rice cake fans did not decrease but increased, and it skyrocketed to several million overnight, and almost all of them were male rice cake fans. .

It seems that those tough boys also like to eat cheese!

Since my debut, my male cake fans have been too anti-routine. Many times, even those with an IQ of [-] can't understand what they are thinking.

【5】

At 10:30 in the morning, the scene of the launch conference of "Fitness".

The activity has been going on for more than an hour. I and other rice cake actors, talking and laughing with the director, promoted this danmei web drama with two male protagonists.

Yes, I am acting in a Tanmei web drama this time, and the agency is always worried about my role, so they decided to let me try bravely once, which opened the door to a new world for me.

This is the first time for me to be the second male lead, which is also equivalent to another male lead in this drama, haha, I finally stopped acting as cannon fodder.

I am very self-aware, knowing that my acting skills are mediocre, so I hope that the crew will not be dragged down by me, so the casting of the male lead is very important.

I don't ask for a movie star, old actor or well-known actor, I just want to be a little more reliable, at least more reliable than me.Otherwise, if there is a new cake, which is very delicious, then this web drama may be completely cannon fodder.

Regarding the performance of the male lead as rice cake, the director has never made it public. During the previous publicity period, no information was leaked, even Tai Shui, who is always shrewd, didn't find out, so he didn't know.

I squeezed my palms secretly, the more mysterious the identity of the male number one, the more disturbed I felt.

Finally, the male lead of the show came out after a long wait. I was smiling and applauding with everyone, but I was stunned when I saw this stern figure of rice cake.

I was stunned, but the scene of the event was boiling, and the rice cakes present seemed to be fried.

"Oh my god! The crew actually invited Mr. Super Hard!"

"It's really a super tough brother, I didn't expect him to take this drama."

"Ah, Brother Shi Geng, I like you so much!"

…………

The director also had a big smile on his face, and he patted me: "Haha, it's too soft, I'm very surprised! This time I found super hard, you guys need to cooperate well."

"Yeah." I forced a smile from the corner of my mouth.

The currently popular Mr. "Super Hard" is actually the frozen rice cake sticks that I am very familiar with. He has almost grown up from a handsome boy. Although his appearance is cold and hard, he looks very good. I have seen many frozen rice cake sticks, and I always think He is the best looking.

But my relationship with him...

Superhard glanced at me faintly, and I immediately trembled all over, and my legs were weak and trembling: I'm going to die now, he... he, he has always hated me!

Chaojian was transferred to our class in the sixth grade of elementary school, and I have known him since then.Then we have been classmates from junior high school, high school to college film school.

Although I have known him for more than ten years, we don't have any friendship. On the contrary, there is a deep "bad relationship".

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