It's the seventh year of love
Chapter 3 is up.
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"..." Zhang Qi has been flexible for so many years, and for the first time he felt that things were out of his control, and they were developing in an unpredictable direction.
"It's okay if there is no red wine, candlelight and music accompaniment, not even flowers and rings." Wu Xie appealed to him aggrievedly.
Zhang Qiling secretly said that he made a mistake, and began to panic.
Wu Xie saw the timing, turned over and sat on Zhang Qiling's body, supported his chest with his hands to stabilize his body, and smiled at him: "So... I won't agree..."
Stretching his hand backwards, he groped to support his still swollen fleshy roots, and sat down actively against his acupuncture point.The dilation and lubrication were not done sufficiently, and Wu Xie swallowed with great difficulty and a little pain.Zhang Qiling sighed comfortably, while holding his waist carefully, lest he lose strength and get injured.
After sitting down to the end, Wu Xie frowned, "Hiss...ha...hiss...ha...", panting with his head up, completely ignoring Zhang Qiling's feeling of being both excited and afraid to move, and still struggling in his heart.
After resting enough, Wu Xie lowered his waist, stretched out a hand and clasped Zhang Qiling's ten fingers tightly to borrow strength, swung his waist, up and down, riding his husband dissolutely.
He said that he disagreed, but he was happy in his heart.
Because this is Boyouping, the person he loves with all his heart, so no matter what he looks like, he likes it.He likes the way he concentrates at work, the gentle way he folds clothes at home, the stupid way he likes to eat crabs but suffers because he doesn't know how to cook them, and this crude proposal, he likes them all.
It's a pity that he was exhausted, so he shook back and forth twice, his back was sore, he sat and rested for a while, then got up again, stopped again, and finally just signaled Poker to get up, threw himself into his arms, and hugged him Neck humming wildly.
Zhang Qiling was also worried because of Wu Xie's disapproval, suppressed the desire in his body, and patted him on the back like a child, inadvertently heard the man's vague words: "I love you..."
Zhang Qiling raised his eyes, pulled Wu Xie out of his arms, and stared into his eyes: "Huh?"
"I love you..." Wu Xie blushed, not knowing whether it was shyness or lust, "I agree...I agree."
Zhang Qiling's eyes lit up.
"But this can't be considered a marriage proposal." Wu Xie grabbed the flesh of his face, with a serious expression, "It's too hasty, too simple, and too shameful, no one would agree to it—ah——"
Zhang Qiling didn't care what conditions he raised, he clenched Wu Xie's waist and couldn't bear it any longer, pushing his hips hard one after another, each time pushing against the prostate.
"Ah! Ah! ——Slow...slow down..." The surge of pleasure overwhelmed him all of a sudden, Zhang Qiling pushed back fiercely in this posture, Wu Xie's mind was blank, except for following his instinct to lean back, Stretch out a nice curve, nothing can be done.
Zhang Qiling hugged him tightly and rolled over on the bed, all the joy and peace of mind reflected in his lower body, the fleshy roots buried in the opponent's body swelled up, piercing and crushing fiercely, as if trying to build a person into the body.
"No...it can't be done..." Wu Xie breathed messily, his lips opened and closed, and he screamed uncontrollably, "Deep...too deep...stop...ah! ah..."
Of course Zhang Qiling wouldn't stop, he would just domineeringly fuck Wu Xie until he cried, listening to him begging for mercy over and over again in a hoarse voice, calling him brother or husband.
Wu Xie belongs to him alone, from head to toe, it's all his.
05.
On the second day of work, Zhang Qiling sent Wu Xie to the office as usual, and then went upstairs refreshed.
Marriage proposal needs red wine and candlelight music accompaniment, as well as flowers and rings, and the most important thing is to pick the right time.Zhang Qiling solemnly kept these points in his mind, and nodded silently.
The fat man came over from the opposite side. He thought that Wu Xie would be unhappy if someone robbed him of the position of director. Wu Xie would punish him if he was unhappy. When he met Wang Meng before going to work, he even comforted Wang Meng with a sad face. .But now seeing the happy expression on Wu Xie's face, his eyes rolled, his smile immediately became obscene, and he strode forward and patted Wu Xie's waist with a big step.
"It's so early, little boy!"
"Hiss—" As expected, Wu Xie's painful facial features were twisted together, and he almost cried bitterly on his back. Zhang Qiling tossed him into the middle of the night like a bewitched yesterday, playing with him over and over again, I don't know. How many postures, God knows how much he suffered when he got up this morning.
"Hey, listen to Fatty's earnest and sincere words, young man, you must know how to control—"
"Fatty," Wu Xie squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "I want to curse you as a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
【[-]】White hair can not be pulled out
01.
Three days before Halloween, the executive director of the General Affairs Department, who was airborne from the United States, officially arrived.The chairman of the headquarters led the directors in the circle below to greet him personally.
Wu Xie and Aning stood in the line and looked up and down at Jude Kao.He looks very old, with a long goatee, wearing a tuxedo and a top hat, and leaning on a delicately carved cane to chat happily with the chairman.
"Has this person been in Hollywood before?" Wu Xie complained in a low voice.
"I don't know, but it looks very happy. You can see that his trousers are rolled up to his calf like Lafayette." Aning answered him solemnly.
"Tsk tsk." Watching Zhang Qiling's senior leadership team enter the elevator, Wu Xie said, "This is not a good person."
Aning raised his eyebrows: "You know again?"
"Wife, son, daughter, what do you think?"
"It's not that exaggerated, he doesn't have a daughter."
"Of course!" Wu Xie said convincingly, "My daughter is the most restrained, she doesn't even dare to be reincarnated into their family."
After a whole morning, Wu Xie, Aning and Fatty reached a consensus: this old man is either an old urchin like Zhou Botong, or he is a psychopath.Because the first thing he did after he took office was to decorate the company environment to welcome the coming of Halloween.
This was originally a very joyful thing, and everyone in the company began to arrange it happily.
When he was about to get off work that day, Zhang Qiling called him suddenly and said that he might work overtime because of something urgent.Wu Xie nodded, packed up his things and walked to the door of his office. The assistant greeted him from the side: "Mr. Zhang is in the meeting room, please go in and sit for a while."
Wu Xie walked around his office. The documents on the table were neatly arranged, and there was still half a cup of green tea in the water glass. There was really nothing to do, so he could only take out his mobile phone and play games on the sofa, bored.
It was almost seven o'clock when Zhang Qiling came back, the assistant and others had already left work, only the lights in his office were still brightly on.Pushing open the door and entering, Wu Xie was slumped on the sofa, with his mobile phone on his chest, drooling in his sleep.Frowning, he walked over to put the phone away, took out a tissue to help him wipe off his saliva, Wu Xie was woken up by him.
"Hmm...you're back." Wu Xie was clearly out of shape, rubbing his eyes and temples, Zhang Qiling squatted in front of him and reached out to pinch his nose: "We're not at home."
"..." Wu Xie closed her eyes forcefully and opened them again.
Zhang Qiling pushed him: "Go wash your face and go home."
After a while, the two left the office one after the other, Zhang Qiling locked the door behind, and Wu Xie consciously went to press the elevator first.The corridor is relatively long, because everyone has already got off work, the corridor lights have been extinguished, and the road is dark.
The sound of "ding" was the notification sound of the arrival of the elevator, Zhang Qiling turned around and took a step, and just took a step out when he heard a scream from Wu Xie in front of him: "Ah!!!"
The first reaction was that something happened to Wu Xie. He rushed over in three steps and two steps, and suddenly a person hung on him in his arms. Wu Xie grabbed him like a koala, and he couldn't even speak: " Ghost! There is a ghost!"
Looking up, the elevator door is closing automatically. There are two bloody handprints on the wall inside, dripping blood still dripping down. As the doors on both sides are closed, the area illuminated by the light also shrinks a little bit. The empty office building at night is extremely scary.
"You come down first." Zhang Qiling said softly.
Wu Xie shook his head desperately, seeing death as home: "Never!"
Zhang Qiling was a little helpless, he supported his buttocks, held him steady, and pushed the elevator door again: "This is a Halloween decoration, you forgot."
The person in his arms froze for a few seconds, looked up at him, then bent his head to look at the two bloody handprints, then let go of his hands and jumped down, cursing and entering the elevator: "These grandsons are really wicked!"
The elevator descended slowly, and Wu Xie blushed a lot because of the oolong just now. From time to time, he sneaked a look at Zhang Qiling. The man kept smiling faintly at the corner of his mouth, and he clenched his fist against his lips and coughed softly twice.
"..."
After this incident, Jude Kao won everyone's approval and support, only Wu Xie wanted to press his head on the breasts of Da Bo's sister, and let it suffocate to death.
It's Halloween in a blink of an eye. Considering that there are many foreigners among the employees, the company still held a decent party to welcome the "Pumpkin Festival" that the fat man said.
The party location was set at a mid-to-high-end club. In a two-story bungalow, the walls, corridors, and roof of the porch were all painted with various ghosts and pumpkins. There was a giant crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling. On a long table, a champagne tower is stacked every few meters, with various snacks in the middle.
Wu Xie and Fatty lay on the railing on the second floor and looked at the crowd below. Everyone usually looked like an elite, but now they all put on weird makeup and various exaggerated clothes, and some people even wore masks. , It's almost impossible to tell who is who.The fat man's eyes were staring at the entrance, where people were constantly coming in and out.
"Hey, what are you looking at?" Wu Xie bumped the fat man with his elbow. This guy was standing on the railing with one foot, and the flesh on his stomach was pushed out directly through the hollow pattern. It will be turned over by him, and then the people downstairs will be able to see the scene of a canopy marshal falling from the sky.
"Hey hey hey, Yun Cai promised that I would come tonight too, hey hey hey." The fat man grunted, his whole body shaking.
Wu Xie slapped him on the back of the neck: "Fuck you fat man, what did you do to Yun Cai, tell me quickly!"
"What's the matter? Fat Master, I won't be able to find a girl?" The fat man retorted unconvinced.
"Uh." Wu Xie blinked. As a brother, it's better not to hit the fat man like this, so he changed his question in a tactful way, "The people here are all dressed like crazy, and they can't even recognize them. Later As soon as the clouds come, there is also a drag show, you can't just jump off and take off everyone's masks, can you identify them?"
The fat man waved at Wu Xie like swat a fly: "Your fat grandpa's eyes are poisonous, it's not easy to find a wife?" After saying that, he stomped his feet and sang: "Oh, you are the most beautiful cloud in my sky~~ let I put your heart into keeping you~~~"
Wu Xie immediately stepped back three steps away from him. The waiter who passed by with the drink tray was startled by the fat man's strange singing, and almost threw the tray away.
"Brother." Wu Xie walked towards the booth by the window, where Zhang Qiling and Aning were drinking and waiting, away from the noisy crowd outside.
"Why are you back?" Aning picked up a small piece of pudding.
"Fatty, in order to find a wife, he sang love songs and drove me out." Wu Xie grabbed the teacup in front of Zhang Qiling and drank it down. "Sister Ning is so stylish, why doesn't she pretend to be the Queen of Peach Hearts or something?"
Ah Ning sighed with a smile: "My husband won't let you wear heavy makeup, saying that it's bad for cosmetics to be poisonous."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Wu Xie shook his head, "Who cares about Shura's face in front of the hall, it's only called an incarnation of a sage wife."
Zhang Qiling took snacks and drinks from the self-service counter and put them in front of Wu Xie. Aning smiled and asked, "What about you, why don't you pretend to be a vampire or something?"
Wu Xie regretted greatly: "Firstly, I don't have any costumes, secondly, I don't have any props, thirdly...how can my imposing Mr. Wu make trouble with his subordinates?"
"Why not? There are still a lot of props in the lounge, including the plasma fangs cloak and high boots—"
Just as he was talking, the fat man flew in with his arms flapping: "Naive! I saw her! I saw her!"
"Clouds? Damn you really recognized it?" Wu Xie was surprised.
"Yes... yes! I recognized it!" Fatty blushed with excitement, "Wearing a black cloak and holding a small stick in his hand, he's so damn pretty!"
"..."
"The wizard! The wizard in Harry Potter!" Aning was the first to react, and immediately pointed forward, "The lounge is over there, and there are the same equipment in it, you go and replace it."
"What?" The fat man was at a loss, and Wu Xie had already dragged him to the lounge.
02.
"It's too tight, it's too tight... Let go of me!" The fat man was crying and howling as he was strangled by a long cloak, and Wu Xie was patting his stomach desperately: "Touch the abdomen! No, close the chest... Oh, forget it, that's all Keep it open."
The fat man looked down, and he couldn't wear a normal-sized cloak. After barely buttoning up the bow tie, it looked like a cloak. The big hat with a pocket on the back looked like a strange Christmas tree.
"Won't it look bad?" The fat man turned around twice, turning his head to look behind him, "Also, the neck is too tight...it's a bit difficult to breathe."
Wu Xie stuffed a slender wooden stick into his hand: "This is a magic wand, remember to bow halfway when you see the clouds, salute with one hand and say hello... Take off the hat and don't wear it, and if you want to chant a spell , don't say 'Anix' and 'Avada Kedavra' and-"
"I can't remember what you said so much!" The fat man jumped anxiously, wanting to run out.
Wu Xie was dragged to the door by him, and hurriedly told her: "This is very important! If she asks you if you are a Muggle, you have to say no, and if she asks you if you are a Mudblood, you have to say you don't know!! Like this That’s what makes it so emotional!!”
The fat man didn't listen to anything, he rushed out the door and took a look downstairs, the little black-haired witch was giggling amidst a group of vampires, the fat man's eyes narrowed immediately, he turned around and gave a military salute with a "snap" , with a solemn expression, as if he was going to fight devils, staring at Wu Xie: "How is it, is he handsome?"
"Handsome! Very handsome! Yun Cai will definitely like you!" Wu Xie patted his chest.
The fat man held the magic wand that was about to be broken by him and ran forward with an "ow".
"Come on—" Wu Xie yelled from behind, clasping his hands in the shape of a trumpet.
When Wu Xie walked back to the booth slowly, Ah Ning was twiddling a piece of French fries with light white two fingers and feeding it to his mouth. When he saw him coming, he pointed to a narrow bottle on the table.
"What is this?" Wu Xie sat down carelessly, stopped Zhang Qiling's hand holding the teacup, leaned over and drank it clean.
"..." Zhang Qiling could only put the empty cup back, and the person who snatched his water was smiling slyly, so he took Wu Xie's cup as if to drink.
"Hey, you are unreasonable." Wu Xie grabbed his arm to stop him, stretched his long arms and stretched them out, and Wu Xie walked over to him with half of his body.The two people with the total number in their identities just dodged and chased to play childish games, not ashamed, and quite happy in it.
Ah Ning was used to it, wiped his hands with a paper towel expressionlessly, pinched the narrow bottle and tapped it on the table twice as a reminder, Wu Xie turned around and asked her with an expectant expression.
"This is blood plasma, one of the must-haves for playing a vampire." Aning said gracefully, looking back with a smiling face, which made Wu Xie feel that this girl has the potential to be a vampire.
"...Then what are you doing for me?"
"Let you go down and play." Aning said it as a matter of course.
"I'm not going down." Wu Xie turned his face away, his tone full of trouble.
Then came the fat man's howl like killing a pig downstairs: "Wu Xie! Wu Xie! Wu Xie!"
A group of cheerleaders followed and shouted together: "Mr. Wu! Mr. Wu! Mr. Wu!"
Wu Xie heard Wang Meng's voice in it, with a little bit of a drake's voice, and the voice was definitely more than one degree louder than usual. While bidding farewell to the two people on the table with his eyes rolled, he was gnashing his teeth thinking that he would have to do that tomorrow. The boy is good-looking.
When he went down the stairs, Ah Ning pushed the bottle of blood plasma in front of Zhang Qiling, and laughed so hard for the first time: "Take it, once in a while when you get home, it's fun to put on makeup to trick him into tears."
"..." Zhang Qiling looked at his friend for many years speechlessly, with short hair covering his cheeks and a handsome face, Shui Ling's eyes were full of cunning, "Are you pregnant?"
"Ah?" Aning was caught off guard and replied blankly, "No... at least I don't know yet."
"...One pregnancy and three years of stupidity." Zhang Qiling was mean to her.
"Hello." Aning patted the table to feign anger, and asked him impatiently for the last time, "Do you want this plasma? It can be used as a sex toy when you take it home."
Downstairs is full of hustle and bustle, accompanied by the non-stop sound of glass clinking, and men and women uttering various emotions, the fat man's rough booing sounds are particularly clear: "Innocent! Innocent! Innocent!" Then Wu Xie angrily followed behind and yelled, "Fatty old man, I must reveal all your embarrassing things today..."
Zhang Qiling lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then put his fingers together and put the plasma bottle into his coat pocket.
03.
As soon as Wu Xie finished walking up the stairs, Wang Meng led a large group of people to cheer up, everyone was holding a glass of wine and wanted to hand it to him, their faces covered with heavy makeup couldn't see the expression, they just felt... ...Everyone is like a demon.
Wang Meng looked at the boss's slightly puzzled expression, and answered wittily: "The fat manager said today is your birthday, let us wish you a happy birthday!"
"..." A black line appeared on Wu Xie's forehead, "Can you all believe what he said?"
"I don't believe it." Everyone replied in unison.
"Then you still come to block me?"
"Brother Fat said that today is a good day anyway, so I have to come down to play!" Wang Meng's excited nose was covered with sweat, and he spoke fluently like an endorsement. It seemed that the fat man had educated him in advance.The group of people behind him also nodded frequently, and continued to pass the wine glasses forward.
Wu Xie looked at the row of glasses shining brightly in front of him, the champagne in them was faintly golden, making people dizzy. "I don't drink from your cup."
A waiter suddenly appeared out of nowhere, holding a tray steadily with three or four glasses of wine on it.This push could not be pushed away, Wu Xie raised his hand to take a cup, raised his head and drank it up, and turned the cup upside down in a particularly vulgar way, and waved his hand chicly: "Let's retreat."
Everyone roared with laughter, crazily bent over and replied: "Zha." Then they returned with all their heart's content, leaving only one Wang Meng, who was grabbed by Wu Xie and brought up by the collar in front of him.
"Have you made progress, little boy? How dare you tease your immediate boss in public, huh?"
"Brother Fat asked me to say it!" Wang Meng shamelessly confessed who was behind the scenes.
Tsk tsk, how stupid.The fat man must have said something to him again, brother, there is a good girl here, and I will match you up after this is done.
Wu Xie lost interest in teasing him, and Huang En let him return to the human world.Looking around, I saw the fat man in a remote corner.
The guy was still holding the magic wand and pointing, gesticulating to the clouds and doing magic tricks.When Yun Cai smiled, the fat man could grin from his ears to his ears. In addition, the cloak around his neck was tightly tightened, his entire face was flushed red, and he could tell that his adrenaline was surging.
As a result, the magic didn't work out, Fatty was annoyed, but Yun covered his mouth and kept laughing.Seeing this, the fat man ran to the dining table to get her water and desserts. When he looked up, he happened to see Wu Xie's eyes, and he waved his hands excitedly twice.
Wu Xie was naturally happy when the brother picked up his sister, so he raised his fist and stretched out his thumb to compare with him, and the fat man happily went back to serve the beautiful woman with a plate.
Standing at one end of the long dining table, looking at a room full of people, Wu Xie calmed down inexplicably.The two upstairs are not lively people, and he himself does not want to fight with young people.I don't know when, when he went downstairs during working hours, looking at the hard-working people in the cubicles, he always sighed "Young people."
It's a bit like the scene where the old fried dough stick in the senior year watched the freshman rush to class on the balcony of the dormitory.
Once Wang Meng was scolded by him again. After the scolding, the kid was very wronged and said weakly: "The boss is the boss, the real culprit."
At that time, he also retorted: "I am obviously a gentle man!"
In the end, the child was not polite: "Actually... you are very airy in our eyes."
Wu Xie was stunned.Putting on airs can be good or bad.He used to think it was contrived, but now he realizes that he will form a habit unconsciously.
Old, still old.
Time is not forgiving, and the words that have been handed down for thousands of years really have their truth.He remembered that Poker Face came out of the bathroom a few mornings ago, walked up to him holding a white hair with two fingers, and said to him aggrievedly: "Look."
He leaned over to take a closer look, half black and half white hair, with roots still attached to the end, but the owner of the hair still looked youthful, with crow's feet, raised forehead, and beer belly, all the problems that middle-aged men would have, but there was something in his eyes. Dazed and lost.Wu Xie acted like an old lady and educated Pokerfinger: "You can't pull out white hairs, but if you pull out one, it will grow ten. We have an old saying in China, you have to believe this old saying."
At this time, someone came over and invited him: "Director Wu, come and play, we are playing the king game, it is the kind played by a real person, it is very fun."
Wu Xie struggled to identify the person in front of him wearing a pumpkin costume and a clown nose, then smiled and declined him politely, and walked to the end of the long table to start eating.
Let me fill my stomach first.he thought.
On the long winding table, only the champagne is the same, and the rest of the meals are in the style of various countries. Wu Xie holds a silver lacquer plate and eats whatever he forks. When he walks to the champagne tower, he grabs a glass and drinks it.On the way, people kept coming to toast, and Wu Xie happily accepted all the orders, drinking with others as much as he could bear.
Then... cup after cup, everyone came up to toast one by one as if they had made an appointment.Wu Xie was still wondering at first whether he had a fluffy physique, but later he didn't care so much when he drank too much, but he would grab a piece of pastry to pad his stomach when he was busy.In fact, the first few people just dropped in on the road and didn't raise their glasses when they saw him pass by; Most of them are followers.
Life is like this everywhere, being seen through by the fat man in the corner.He told the little girl beside him about the situation, and was about to go upstairs to ask Zhang Qiling to come down to save the scene. Yun Cai nodded obediently, and looked at the fat man's back covered by an ill-fitting cloak, smiling sweetly as before.
When Zhang Qiling came down, Wu Xie was gulping down the wine in a glass, and everyone around him applauded.He frowned, just happened to be seen by that person, immediately stopped his movements, and looked at him with the cup in his mouth in a daze.
At that time, the fat man ran up and said that Wu Xie was drunk downstairs, and it was probably about the same.He was worried, so he came down to have a look.Right now, this person... can drink champagne, the blood rushes to the corners of his eyes, and his eyes are as bright as diamonds.
Those who persuaded them to drink stopped, and automatically moved out of the way.
"...Brother." Wu Xie held the table and handed him a glass of wine, Zhang Qiling took it, thought for a while with downcast eyes, and drank it straight away.
There should be applause here, Wu Xie thought.But the people around are all quiet, or they just disperse with their companions.
"How much did you drink?" Zhang Qiling asked, his cold voice was particularly chilling in the glittering golden hall.
"It's quite a lot, it's okay, little brother, let's go back." Wu Xie replied, his voice didn't shake or flutter, and he stood very steadily.
So Zhang Qiling felt relieved a little: "Wait for me here."
Aning had already gone home, and when he went upstairs to take the coats of the two of them and came down immediately, there was no Wu Xie at the table.The fat man told him enthusiastically: "I was sobering up outside. I ran to the bathroom twice on the way. There was a woman who was hypocritical and drank red wine with him. I thought I would get drunk very quickly. I didn't expect that this time the naive drinker is good~"
Walking out of the entrance of the hall, Wu Xie was standing on the edge of a large column with arms folded to keep warm.The late autumn night was already very cold, Wu Xie stood straight with his head down.
Zhang Qiling shook off a coat and put it on his head. The sudden warmth made Wu Xie shiver. He turned around to recognize the person, smiled silly, and his body went limp.
……
Still very drunk.He just didn't want to show weakness in front of others, so he stayed all the way until he came to find him, and then he was paralyzed into mud and drunk with peace of mind.Zhang Qiling pursed his lips, being so needed filled his heart.
He directly picked him up and went to the parking lot, carefully placed him on the back seat, and covered him with the thin blanket from the car.A private car with excellent performance drives out of the garage at a slow speed, in order not to wake people up when passing the speed bump.Wu Xie was lying in the back seat in a daze. The stuffy car never carried other people, and the whole car was filled with familiar smells, which made people feel at ease.
Zhang Qiling parked the car to help him, the thin blanket was lifted, Wu Xie was chilled for a while, his brain was a little clear, and he clung to his neck and refused to leave.Zhang Qiling squatted slightly, grasped the bend of his legs with both hands, carried Wu Xie on his back and went home.
"It smells so good~ Brother, you smell so good~~" Wu Xie lowered his head and smelled his collar, which smelled of laundry detergent at home, and the feeling of dizziness after being drunk struck again, Wu Xie couldn't help but close his eyes, Paste that warm and broad back.
"Are we ~ going up?"
"Ah."
"People go...to high places..." Wu Xie murmured, as if about to fall asleep.
"……Um."
"But I can't walk anymore." Wu Xie complained wrongedly, her soft hair stuck to the side of Zhang Qiling's neck, her breathing gradually became steady, "Brother is so good..."
Open the door and enter the room, carefully put him on the bed, turn around and go to the toilet to wipe his body with a hot towel.
The bathroom was lit with warm-colored lights. After Zhang Qiling washed his hands, he put away the hot water and took a towel to soak in it, then wrung it dry.The moment he looked up, he saw himself in the mirror, which was obviously just a small glass of champagne, but it made his eyes turn red.
"Ugh..." Wu Xie suddenly stumbled in, hugged the toilet and vomited.Zhang Qiling was silent, and consciously fetched water for him to rinse his mouth.
After vomiting and washing, he finally felt comfortable. He turned around and smiled at the Poker Bottle behind him.
"Take a shower, I'll get you clothes." Zhang Qiling refused to accept the temptation, and gave the order neatly, and raised his hand to open the shower head before walking out.
With a "swish", cold water droplets splashed on his body, and Wu Xie screamed inside, stripping off his clothes while screaming.
Zhang Qiling came back with the pajamas of the two of them, and when the door opened, "Gah—" a little rubber yellow chicken was held up in front of his eyes.Wu Xie laughed from behind: "Brother, brother, I just realized that this little yellow chicken quacks like a duck..."
Climbing out of the bathtub naked, holding a nondescript plastic toy just to make him laugh, Zhang Qiling couldn't get angry anyway, so he just nodded and took off his clothes quickly, and soaked in hot water with him inside.
After the hot water drenched, the unicorn tattoo on Zhang Qiling's body gradually appeared, first a tail appeared, and then four equinus feet. Wu Xie sat opposite him holding the little yellow chicken, observing intently, until finally the whole head After being smoked out, he cheered.
"Eyes." Wu Xie poked Zhang Qiling's nipple with her finger, looking quite drunk.
"..."
"The unicorn is on you, so you are so powerful." Wu Xie sighed regretfully, and squeezed the little yellow chicken on his hand. "Gah—"
"En." Zhang Qiling responded, supported his crumbling body, and took the shower gel to wash him.Wu Xie stared at the tattoo on his chest without moving, his eyes were full of fiery light.Zhang Qiling was still clear-headed and healthy, but felt that the bathroom was getting hotter and hotter, and finally couldn't stand it any longer, so he leaned into his ear to coax him, "Do you want a unicorn?"
"I want to." Wu Xie nodded, his eyes became brighter, "I want to fuck you."
"..." Zhang Qiling started to have a headache again, why did he forget that the person in front of him was a drunk.
"If you fuck you, you fuck you, you want to fuck you!" Wu Xie refused to let go, the little yellow chicken was pinched by him and squawked. Seeing that Zhang Qiling was silent, thinking that he had agreed by default, he gave a wretched smile, and stretched his hand underwater To the other party's genitals, pumping long and hot, has already erected.
Zhang Qiling let him touch, speeding up his hand to wash the two of them clean, then picked up Wu Xie and walked into the bedroom.Wu Xie kept his acquiescence firmly in mind, turned over and sat astride his lower abdomen, and habitually sat down while holding the other's cock.
"Hey!" Zhang Qiling was taken aback. It would be too easy to get hurt if he didn't do foreplay. He could barely grab the opponent's waist. Unexpectedly, Wu Xie moved forward, and a flash of light flashed in his head: "No, I fucked you."
"..."
Wu Xie got excited and crawled forward to get enough lubricant. "Hey... what is this?" A dark and narrow bottle looks very familiar.
"Wu Xie."
"Come right away." Wu Xie answered fluently.
"..."
Wu Xie poured the lubricating fluid into the palm of his hand, and imitated Zhang Qiling's usual way of warming it up first, and then directly patted Zhang Qiling's chrysanthemum with a "paw".
The wrist was caught in the next second, and then lifted up, Zhang Qiling put his knees together, with a serious expression: "Don't make trouble."
Wu Xie stared at him for a moment, alcohol rushed to his head, and in a second, tears gathered in his eyes, and loudly accused someone of evil deeds: "Bullying people!"
"..."
"I can't keep up with you in my life!"
"..."
Probably half of the pathetic lubricating fluid was still on Wu Xie's outstretched palm, and his red eyes were so pitiful, Zhang Qiling sighed, and opened his legs resignedly.
"Remember to be gentle."
04.
When Wu Xie woke up the next morning with a splitting headache, life would be worse than death.Thinking back to being drunk at the party last night, I scolded the fat man in my heart for being unkind.Cursing and cursing, I couldn't help but say thank you to the fat man.Calling him downstairs with such a lame excuse as his birthday was just to make him happy and relax.Jude Kao had only been here for half a week, and the fat man had jumped up and scolded the old man more than once in front of him.He doesn't know what to do in front of other people, but this brother Fatty is a good brother.
He rubbed his temples to relieve the headache, only to realize that the oil bottle next to the pillow was not there, he reached out to touch it, it was cool, he should have woken up early, but he still habitually turned to his side.
……
Lean on.
Wu Xie remembered the absurd behavior last night, but when she turned her head, she was stunned.
There was a large pool of blood on the bed sheet, scattered everywhere, from the bed all the way to the door of the bathroom.The door there was locked, and there was still light coming from inside.
What did I do last night.
Wu Xie patted his forehead desperately, only remembering that Poker Fing's last sentence was, remember to be gentle.But looking at this scene, it's more than a little less serious, it's a murder case, okay?
No wonder he was away early in the morning... no, he must have not slept all night.Wu Xie scolded herself that it would be better to be a beast while throwing off the quilt and getting out of bed to knock on the door.
"Brother! Brother, brother!" The door was locked, and Wu Xie was even more anxious.
"Brother, open the door!"
"Porky bottle! Are you okay? Are you unable to walk or what?"
"Zhang Qiling, open the door for me!"
"I'm in a hurry."
The door finally opened.Zhang Qiling looked at him expressionlessly, his pajamas were completely on, his face was frighteningly pale, his lips were black and blue, Wu Xie felt so distressed.
"Little... little brother..." Wu Xie stepped forward to help him, and inspected the entire bathroom, there was no trace of blood, it seemed that he had washed it off.
"That... I'm such an asshole... It's not serious... Are you okay?" Wu Xie carefully helped him out, avoiding the blood spots on the floor, feeling that most of Poker's weight was leaning on the floor On my own side, the confidence is getting weaker and weaker.
"It's okay." Zhang Qiling said with a low voice.
Wu Xie became more and more distressed. First, he had no impression of yesterday's beastly deeds, and he didn't know how to admit his mistake. Second, he walked to the bedside. Can you still sit like this?
"Wu Xie."
"what?"
"Take a leave of absence for me, today."
fuck fuck fuck.It really is bestiality, Wu Xie, why are you such a bastard!can do this, sure
"..." Zhang Qi has been flexible for so many years, and for the first time he felt that things were out of his control, and they were developing in an unpredictable direction.
"It's okay if there is no red wine, candlelight and music accompaniment, not even flowers and rings." Wu Xie appealed to him aggrievedly.
Zhang Qiling secretly said that he made a mistake, and began to panic.
Wu Xie saw the timing, turned over and sat on Zhang Qiling's body, supported his chest with his hands to stabilize his body, and smiled at him: "So... I won't agree..."
Stretching his hand backwards, he groped to support his still swollen fleshy roots, and sat down actively against his acupuncture point.The dilation and lubrication were not done sufficiently, and Wu Xie swallowed with great difficulty and a little pain.Zhang Qiling sighed comfortably, while holding his waist carefully, lest he lose strength and get injured.
After sitting down to the end, Wu Xie frowned, "Hiss...ha...hiss...ha...", panting with his head up, completely ignoring Zhang Qiling's feeling of being both excited and afraid to move, and still struggling in his heart.
After resting enough, Wu Xie lowered his waist, stretched out a hand and clasped Zhang Qiling's ten fingers tightly to borrow strength, swung his waist, up and down, riding his husband dissolutely.
He said that he disagreed, but he was happy in his heart.
Because this is Boyouping, the person he loves with all his heart, so no matter what he looks like, he likes it.He likes the way he concentrates at work, the gentle way he folds clothes at home, the stupid way he likes to eat crabs but suffers because he doesn't know how to cook them, and this crude proposal, he likes them all.
It's a pity that he was exhausted, so he shook back and forth twice, his back was sore, he sat and rested for a while, then got up again, stopped again, and finally just signaled Poker to get up, threw himself into his arms, and hugged him Neck humming wildly.
Zhang Qiling was also worried because of Wu Xie's disapproval, suppressed the desire in his body, and patted him on the back like a child, inadvertently heard the man's vague words: "I love you..."
Zhang Qiling raised his eyes, pulled Wu Xie out of his arms, and stared into his eyes: "Huh?"
"I love you..." Wu Xie blushed, not knowing whether it was shyness or lust, "I agree...I agree."
Zhang Qiling's eyes lit up.
"But this can't be considered a marriage proposal." Wu Xie grabbed the flesh of his face, with a serious expression, "It's too hasty, too simple, and too shameful, no one would agree to it—ah——"
Zhang Qiling didn't care what conditions he raised, he clenched Wu Xie's waist and couldn't bear it any longer, pushing his hips hard one after another, each time pushing against the prostate.
"Ah! Ah! ——Slow...slow down..." The surge of pleasure overwhelmed him all of a sudden, Zhang Qiling pushed back fiercely in this posture, Wu Xie's mind was blank, except for following his instinct to lean back, Stretch out a nice curve, nothing can be done.
Zhang Qiling hugged him tightly and rolled over on the bed, all the joy and peace of mind reflected in his lower body, the fleshy roots buried in the opponent's body swelled up, piercing and crushing fiercely, as if trying to build a person into the body.
"No...it can't be done..." Wu Xie breathed messily, his lips opened and closed, and he screamed uncontrollably, "Deep...too deep...stop...ah! ah..."
Of course Zhang Qiling wouldn't stop, he would just domineeringly fuck Wu Xie until he cried, listening to him begging for mercy over and over again in a hoarse voice, calling him brother or husband.
Wu Xie belongs to him alone, from head to toe, it's all his.
05.
On the second day of work, Zhang Qiling sent Wu Xie to the office as usual, and then went upstairs refreshed.
Marriage proposal needs red wine and candlelight music accompaniment, as well as flowers and rings, and the most important thing is to pick the right time.Zhang Qiling solemnly kept these points in his mind, and nodded silently.
The fat man came over from the opposite side. He thought that Wu Xie would be unhappy if someone robbed him of the position of director. Wu Xie would punish him if he was unhappy. When he met Wang Meng before going to work, he even comforted Wang Meng with a sad face. .But now seeing the happy expression on Wu Xie's face, his eyes rolled, his smile immediately became obscene, and he strode forward and patted Wu Xie's waist with a big step.
"It's so early, little boy!"
"Hiss—" As expected, Wu Xie's painful facial features were twisted together, and he almost cried bitterly on his back. Zhang Qiling tossed him into the middle of the night like a bewitched yesterday, playing with him over and over again, I don't know. How many postures, God knows how much he suffered when he got up this morning.
"Hey, listen to Fatty's earnest and sincere words, young man, you must know how to control—"
"Fatty," Wu Xie squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "I want to curse you as a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
【[-]】White hair can not be pulled out
01.
Three days before Halloween, the executive director of the General Affairs Department, who was airborne from the United States, officially arrived.The chairman of the headquarters led the directors in the circle below to greet him personally.
Wu Xie and Aning stood in the line and looked up and down at Jude Kao.He looks very old, with a long goatee, wearing a tuxedo and a top hat, and leaning on a delicately carved cane to chat happily with the chairman.
"Has this person been in Hollywood before?" Wu Xie complained in a low voice.
"I don't know, but it looks very happy. You can see that his trousers are rolled up to his calf like Lafayette." Aning answered him solemnly.
"Tsk tsk." Watching Zhang Qiling's senior leadership team enter the elevator, Wu Xie said, "This is not a good person."
Aning raised his eyebrows: "You know again?"
"Wife, son, daughter, what do you think?"
"It's not that exaggerated, he doesn't have a daughter."
"Of course!" Wu Xie said convincingly, "My daughter is the most restrained, she doesn't even dare to be reincarnated into their family."
After a whole morning, Wu Xie, Aning and Fatty reached a consensus: this old man is either an old urchin like Zhou Botong, or he is a psychopath.Because the first thing he did after he took office was to decorate the company environment to welcome the coming of Halloween.
This was originally a very joyful thing, and everyone in the company began to arrange it happily.
When he was about to get off work that day, Zhang Qiling called him suddenly and said that he might work overtime because of something urgent.Wu Xie nodded, packed up his things and walked to the door of his office. The assistant greeted him from the side: "Mr. Zhang is in the meeting room, please go in and sit for a while."
Wu Xie walked around his office. The documents on the table were neatly arranged, and there was still half a cup of green tea in the water glass. There was really nothing to do, so he could only take out his mobile phone and play games on the sofa, bored.
It was almost seven o'clock when Zhang Qiling came back, the assistant and others had already left work, only the lights in his office were still brightly on.Pushing open the door and entering, Wu Xie was slumped on the sofa, with his mobile phone on his chest, drooling in his sleep.Frowning, he walked over to put the phone away, took out a tissue to help him wipe off his saliva, Wu Xie was woken up by him.
"Hmm...you're back." Wu Xie was clearly out of shape, rubbing his eyes and temples, Zhang Qiling squatted in front of him and reached out to pinch his nose: "We're not at home."
"..." Wu Xie closed her eyes forcefully and opened them again.
Zhang Qiling pushed him: "Go wash your face and go home."
After a while, the two left the office one after the other, Zhang Qiling locked the door behind, and Wu Xie consciously went to press the elevator first.The corridor is relatively long, because everyone has already got off work, the corridor lights have been extinguished, and the road is dark.
The sound of "ding" was the notification sound of the arrival of the elevator, Zhang Qiling turned around and took a step, and just took a step out when he heard a scream from Wu Xie in front of him: "Ah!!!"
The first reaction was that something happened to Wu Xie. He rushed over in three steps and two steps, and suddenly a person hung on him in his arms. Wu Xie grabbed him like a koala, and he couldn't even speak: " Ghost! There is a ghost!"
Looking up, the elevator door is closing automatically. There are two bloody handprints on the wall inside, dripping blood still dripping down. As the doors on both sides are closed, the area illuminated by the light also shrinks a little bit. The empty office building at night is extremely scary.
"You come down first." Zhang Qiling said softly.
Wu Xie shook his head desperately, seeing death as home: "Never!"
Zhang Qiling was a little helpless, he supported his buttocks, held him steady, and pushed the elevator door again: "This is a Halloween decoration, you forgot."
The person in his arms froze for a few seconds, looked up at him, then bent his head to look at the two bloody handprints, then let go of his hands and jumped down, cursing and entering the elevator: "These grandsons are really wicked!"
The elevator descended slowly, and Wu Xie blushed a lot because of the oolong just now. From time to time, he sneaked a look at Zhang Qiling. The man kept smiling faintly at the corner of his mouth, and he clenched his fist against his lips and coughed softly twice.
"..."
After this incident, Jude Kao won everyone's approval and support, only Wu Xie wanted to press his head on the breasts of Da Bo's sister, and let it suffocate to death.
It's Halloween in a blink of an eye. Considering that there are many foreigners among the employees, the company still held a decent party to welcome the "Pumpkin Festival" that the fat man said.
The party location was set at a mid-to-high-end club. In a two-story bungalow, the walls, corridors, and roof of the porch were all painted with various ghosts and pumpkins. There was a giant crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling. On a long table, a champagne tower is stacked every few meters, with various snacks in the middle.
Wu Xie and Fatty lay on the railing on the second floor and looked at the crowd below. Everyone usually looked like an elite, but now they all put on weird makeup and various exaggerated clothes, and some people even wore masks. , It's almost impossible to tell who is who.The fat man's eyes were staring at the entrance, where people were constantly coming in and out.
"Hey, what are you looking at?" Wu Xie bumped the fat man with his elbow. This guy was standing on the railing with one foot, and the flesh on his stomach was pushed out directly through the hollow pattern. It will be turned over by him, and then the people downstairs will be able to see the scene of a canopy marshal falling from the sky.
"Hey hey hey, Yun Cai promised that I would come tonight too, hey hey hey." The fat man grunted, his whole body shaking.
Wu Xie slapped him on the back of the neck: "Fuck you fat man, what did you do to Yun Cai, tell me quickly!"
"What's the matter? Fat Master, I won't be able to find a girl?" The fat man retorted unconvinced.
"Uh." Wu Xie blinked. As a brother, it's better not to hit the fat man like this, so he changed his question in a tactful way, "The people here are all dressed like crazy, and they can't even recognize them. Later As soon as the clouds come, there is also a drag show, you can't just jump off and take off everyone's masks, can you identify them?"
The fat man waved at Wu Xie like swat a fly: "Your fat grandpa's eyes are poisonous, it's not easy to find a wife?" After saying that, he stomped his feet and sang: "Oh, you are the most beautiful cloud in my sky~~ let I put your heart into keeping you~~~"
Wu Xie immediately stepped back three steps away from him. The waiter who passed by with the drink tray was startled by the fat man's strange singing, and almost threw the tray away.
"Brother." Wu Xie walked towards the booth by the window, where Zhang Qiling and Aning were drinking and waiting, away from the noisy crowd outside.
"Why are you back?" Aning picked up a small piece of pudding.
"Fatty, in order to find a wife, he sang love songs and drove me out." Wu Xie grabbed the teacup in front of Zhang Qiling and drank it down. "Sister Ning is so stylish, why doesn't she pretend to be the Queen of Peach Hearts or something?"
Ah Ning sighed with a smile: "My husband won't let you wear heavy makeup, saying that it's bad for cosmetics to be poisonous."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Wu Xie shook his head, "Who cares about Shura's face in front of the hall, it's only called an incarnation of a sage wife."
Zhang Qiling took snacks and drinks from the self-service counter and put them in front of Wu Xie. Aning smiled and asked, "What about you, why don't you pretend to be a vampire or something?"
Wu Xie regretted greatly: "Firstly, I don't have any costumes, secondly, I don't have any props, thirdly...how can my imposing Mr. Wu make trouble with his subordinates?"
"Why not? There are still a lot of props in the lounge, including the plasma fangs cloak and high boots—"
Just as he was talking, the fat man flew in with his arms flapping: "Naive! I saw her! I saw her!"
"Clouds? Damn you really recognized it?" Wu Xie was surprised.
"Yes... yes! I recognized it!" Fatty blushed with excitement, "Wearing a black cloak and holding a small stick in his hand, he's so damn pretty!"
"..."
"The wizard! The wizard in Harry Potter!" Aning was the first to react, and immediately pointed forward, "The lounge is over there, and there are the same equipment in it, you go and replace it."
"What?" The fat man was at a loss, and Wu Xie had already dragged him to the lounge.
02.
"It's too tight, it's too tight... Let go of me!" The fat man was crying and howling as he was strangled by a long cloak, and Wu Xie was patting his stomach desperately: "Touch the abdomen! No, close the chest... Oh, forget it, that's all Keep it open."
The fat man looked down, and he couldn't wear a normal-sized cloak. After barely buttoning up the bow tie, it looked like a cloak. The big hat with a pocket on the back looked like a strange Christmas tree.
"Won't it look bad?" The fat man turned around twice, turning his head to look behind him, "Also, the neck is too tight...it's a bit difficult to breathe."
Wu Xie stuffed a slender wooden stick into his hand: "This is a magic wand, remember to bow halfway when you see the clouds, salute with one hand and say hello... Take off the hat and don't wear it, and if you want to chant a spell , don't say 'Anix' and 'Avada Kedavra' and-"
"I can't remember what you said so much!" The fat man jumped anxiously, wanting to run out.
Wu Xie was dragged to the door by him, and hurriedly told her: "This is very important! If she asks you if you are a Muggle, you have to say no, and if she asks you if you are a Mudblood, you have to say you don't know!! Like this That’s what makes it so emotional!!”
The fat man didn't listen to anything, he rushed out the door and took a look downstairs, the little black-haired witch was giggling amidst a group of vampires, the fat man's eyes narrowed immediately, he turned around and gave a military salute with a "snap" , with a solemn expression, as if he was going to fight devils, staring at Wu Xie: "How is it, is he handsome?"
"Handsome! Very handsome! Yun Cai will definitely like you!" Wu Xie patted his chest.
The fat man held the magic wand that was about to be broken by him and ran forward with an "ow".
"Come on—" Wu Xie yelled from behind, clasping his hands in the shape of a trumpet.
When Wu Xie walked back to the booth slowly, Ah Ning was twiddling a piece of French fries with light white two fingers and feeding it to his mouth. When he saw him coming, he pointed to a narrow bottle on the table.
"What is this?" Wu Xie sat down carelessly, stopped Zhang Qiling's hand holding the teacup, leaned over and drank it clean.
"..." Zhang Qiling could only put the empty cup back, and the person who snatched his water was smiling slyly, so he took Wu Xie's cup as if to drink.
"Hey, you are unreasonable." Wu Xie grabbed his arm to stop him, stretched his long arms and stretched them out, and Wu Xie walked over to him with half of his body.The two people with the total number in their identities just dodged and chased to play childish games, not ashamed, and quite happy in it.
Ah Ning was used to it, wiped his hands with a paper towel expressionlessly, pinched the narrow bottle and tapped it on the table twice as a reminder, Wu Xie turned around and asked her with an expectant expression.
"This is blood plasma, one of the must-haves for playing a vampire." Aning said gracefully, looking back with a smiling face, which made Wu Xie feel that this girl has the potential to be a vampire.
"...Then what are you doing for me?"
"Let you go down and play." Aning said it as a matter of course.
"I'm not going down." Wu Xie turned his face away, his tone full of trouble.
Then came the fat man's howl like killing a pig downstairs: "Wu Xie! Wu Xie! Wu Xie!"
A group of cheerleaders followed and shouted together: "Mr. Wu! Mr. Wu! Mr. Wu!"
Wu Xie heard Wang Meng's voice in it, with a little bit of a drake's voice, and the voice was definitely more than one degree louder than usual. While bidding farewell to the two people on the table with his eyes rolled, he was gnashing his teeth thinking that he would have to do that tomorrow. The boy is good-looking.
When he went down the stairs, Ah Ning pushed the bottle of blood plasma in front of Zhang Qiling, and laughed so hard for the first time: "Take it, once in a while when you get home, it's fun to put on makeup to trick him into tears."
"..." Zhang Qiling looked at his friend for many years speechlessly, with short hair covering his cheeks and a handsome face, Shui Ling's eyes were full of cunning, "Are you pregnant?"
"Ah?" Aning was caught off guard and replied blankly, "No... at least I don't know yet."
"...One pregnancy and three years of stupidity." Zhang Qiling was mean to her.
"Hello." Aning patted the table to feign anger, and asked him impatiently for the last time, "Do you want this plasma? It can be used as a sex toy when you take it home."
Downstairs is full of hustle and bustle, accompanied by the non-stop sound of glass clinking, and men and women uttering various emotions, the fat man's rough booing sounds are particularly clear: "Innocent! Innocent! Innocent!" Then Wu Xie angrily followed behind and yelled, "Fatty old man, I must reveal all your embarrassing things today..."
Zhang Qiling lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then put his fingers together and put the plasma bottle into his coat pocket.
03.
As soon as Wu Xie finished walking up the stairs, Wang Meng led a large group of people to cheer up, everyone was holding a glass of wine and wanted to hand it to him, their faces covered with heavy makeup couldn't see the expression, they just felt... ...Everyone is like a demon.
Wang Meng looked at the boss's slightly puzzled expression, and answered wittily: "The fat manager said today is your birthday, let us wish you a happy birthday!"
"..." A black line appeared on Wu Xie's forehead, "Can you all believe what he said?"
"I don't believe it." Everyone replied in unison.
"Then you still come to block me?"
"Brother Fat said that today is a good day anyway, so I have to come down to play!" Wang Meng's excited nose was covered with sweat, and he spoke fluently like an endorsement. It seemed that the fat man had educated him in advance.The group of people behind him also nodded frequently, and continued to pass the wine glasses forward.
Wu Xie looked at the row of glasses shining brightly in front of him, the champagne in them was faintly golden, making people dizzy. "I don't drink from your cup."
A waiter suddenly appeared out of nowhere, holding a tray steadily with three or four glasses of wine on it.This push could not be pushed away, Wu Xie raised his hand to take a cup, raised his head and drank it up, and turned the cup upside down in a particularly vulgar way, and waved his hand chicly: "Let's retreat."
Everyone roared with laughter, crazily bent over and replied: "Zha." Then they returned with all their heart's content, leaving only one Wang Meng, who was grabbed by Wu Xie and brought up by the collar in front of him.
"Have you made progress, little boy? How dare you tease your immediate boss in public, huh?"
"Brother Fat asked me to say it!" Wang Meng shamelessly confessed who was behind the scenes.
Tsk tsk, how stupid.The fat man must have said something to him again, brother, there is a good girl here, and I will match you up after this is done.
Wu Xie lost interest in teasing him, and Huang En let him return to the human world.Looking around, I saw the fat man in a remote corner.
The guy was still holding the magic wand and pointing, gesticulating to the clouds and doing magic tricks.When Yun Cai smiled, the fat man could grin from his ears to his ears. In addition, the cloak around his neck was tightly tightened, his entire face was flushed red, and he could tell that his adrenaline was surging.
As a result, the magic didn't work out, Fatty was annoyed, but Yun covered his mouth and kept laughing.Seeing this, the fat man ran to the dining table to get her water and desserts. When he looked up, he happened to see Wu Xie's eyes, and he waved his hands excitedly twice.
Wu Xie was naturally happy when the brother picked up his sister, so he raised his fist and stretched out his thumb to compare with him, and the fat man happily went back to serve the beautiful woman with a plate.
Standing at one end of the long dining table, looking at a room full of people, Wu Xie calmed down inexplicably.The two upstairs are not lively people, and he himself does not want to fight with young people.I don't know when, when he went downstairs during working hours, looking at the hard-working people in the cubicles, he always sighed "Young people."
It's a bit like the scene where the old fried dough stick in the senior year watched the freshman rush to class on the balcony of the dormitory.
Once Wang Meng was scolded by him again. After the scolding, the kid was very wronged and said weakly: "The boss is the boss, the real culprit."
At that time, he also retorted: "I am obviously a gentle man!"
In the end, the child was not polite: "Actually... you are very airy in our eyes."
Wu Xie was stunned.Putting on airs can be good or bad.He used to think it was contrived, but now he realizes that he will form a habit unconsciously.
Old, still old.
Time is not forgiving, and the words that have been handed down for thousands of years really have their truth.He remembered that Poker Face came out of the bathroom a few mornings ago, walked up to him holding a white hair with two fingers, and said to him aggrievedly: "Look."
He leaned over to take a closer look, half black and half white hair, with roots still attached to the end, but the owner of the hair still looked youthful, with crow's feet, raised forehead, and beer belly, all the problems that middle-aged men would have, but there was something in his eyes. Dazed and lost.Wu Xie acted like an old lady and educated Pokerfinger: "You can't pull out white hairs, but if you pull out one, it will grow ten. We have an old saying in China, you have to believe this old saying."
At this time, someone came over and invited him: "Director Wu, come and play, we are playing the king game, it is the kind played by a real person, it is very fun."
Wu Xie struggled to identify the person in front of him wearing a pumpkin costume and a clown nose, then smiled and declined him politely, and walked to the end of the long table to start eating.
Let me fill my stomach first.he thought.
On the long winding table, only the champagne is the same, and the rest of the meals are in the style of various countries. Wu Xie holds a silver lacquer plate and eats whatever he forks. When he walks to the champagne tower, he grabs a glass and drinks it.On the way, people kept coming to toast, and Wu Xie happily accepted all the orders, drinking with others as much as he could bear.
Then... cup after cup, everyone came up to toast one by one as if they had made an appointment.Wu Xie was still wondering at first whether he had a fluffy physique, but later he didn't care so much when he drank too much, but he would grab a piece of pastry to pad his stomach when he was busy.In fact, the first few people just dropped in on the road and didn't raise their glasses when they saw him pass by; Most of them are followers.
Life is like this everywhere, being seen through by the fat man in the corner.He told the little girl beside him about the situation, and was about to go upstairs to ask Zhang Qiling to come down to save the scene. Yun Cai nodded obediently, and looked at the fat man's back covered by an ill-fitting cloak, smiling sweetly as before.
When Zhang Qiling came down, Wu Xie was gulping down the wine in a glass, and everyone around him applauded.He frowned, just happened to be seen by that person, immediately stopped his movements, and looked at him with the cup in his mouth in a daze.
At that time, the fat man ran up and said that Wu Xie was drunk downstairs, and it was probably about the same.He was worried, so he came down to have a look.Right now, this person... can drink champagne, the blood rushes to the corners of his eyes, and his eyes are as bright as diamonds.
Those who persuaded them to drink stopped, and automatically moved out of the way.
"...Brother." Wu Xie held the table and handed him a glass of wine, Zhang Qiling took it, thought for a while with downcast eyes, and drank it straight away.
There should be applause here, Wu Xie thought.But the people around are all quiet, or they just disperse with their companions.
"How much did you drink?" Zhang Qiling asked, his cold voice was particularly chilling in the glittering golden hall.
"It's quite a lot, it's okay, little brother, let's go back." Wu Xie replied, his voice didn't shake or flutter, and he stood very steadily.
So Zhang Qiling felt relieved a little: "Wait for me here."
Aning had already gone home, and when he went upstairs to take the coats of the two of them and came down immediately, there was no Wu Xie at the table.The fat man told him enthusiastically: "I was sobering up outside. I ran to the bathroom twice on the way. There was a woman who was hypocritical and drank red wine with him. I thought I would get drunk very quickly. I didn't expect that this time the naive drinker is good~"
Walking out of the entrance of the hall, Wu Xie was standing on the edge of a large column with arms folded to keep warm.The late autumn night was already very cold, Wu Xie stood straight with his head down.
Zhang Qiling shook off a coat and put it on his head. The sudden warmth made Wu Xie shiver. He turned around to recognize the person, smiled silly, and his body went limp.
……
Still very drunk.He just didn't want to show weakness in front of others, so he stayed all the way until he came to find him, and then he was paralyzed into mud and drunk with peace of mind.Zhang Qiling pursed his lips, being so needed filled his heart.
He directly picked him up and went to the parking lot, carefully placed him on the back seat, and covered him with the thin blanket from the car.A private car with excellent performance drives out of the garage at a slow speed, in order not to wake people up when passing the speed bump.Wu Xie was lying in the back seat in a daze. The stuffy car never carried other people, and the whole car was filled with familiar smells, which made people feel at ease.
Zhang Qiling parked the car to help him, the thin blanket was lifted, Wu Xie was chilled for a while, his brain was a little clear, and he clung to his neck and refused to leave.Zhang Qiling squatted slightly, grasped the bend of his legs with both hands, carried Wu Xie on his back and went home.
"It smells so good~ Brother, you smell so good~~" Wu Xie lowered his head and smelled his collar, which smelled of laundry detergent at home, and the feeling of dizziness after being drunk struck again, Wu Xie couldn't help but close his eyes, Paste that warm and broad back.
"Are we ~ going up?"
"Ah."
"People go...to high places..." Wu Xie murmured, as if about to fall asleep.
"……Um."
"But I can't walk anymore." Wu Xie complained wrongedly, her soft hair stuck to the side of Zhang Qiling's neck, her breathing gradually became steady, "Brother is so good..."
Open the door and enter the room, carefully put him on the bed, turn around and go to the toilet to wipe his body with a hot towel.
The bathroom was lit with warm-colored lights. After Zhang Qiling washed his hands, he put away the hot water and took a towel to soak in it, then wrung it dry.The moment he looked up, he saw himself in the mirror, which was obviously just a small glass of champagne, but it made his eyes turn red.
"Ugh..." Wu Xie suddenly stumbled in, hugged the toilet and vomited.Zhang Qiling was silent, and consciously fetched water for him to rinse his mouth.
After vomiting and washing, he finally felt comfortable. He turned around and smiled at the Poker Bottle behind him.
"Take a shower, I'll get you clothes." Zhang Qiling refused to accept the temptation, and gave the order neatly, and raised his hand to open the shower head before walking out.
With a "swish", cold water droplets splashed on his body, and Wu Xie screamed inside, stripping off his clothes while screaming.
Zhang Qiling came back with the pajamas of the two of them, and when the door opened, "Gah—" a little rubber yellow chicken was held up in front of his eyes.Wu Xie laughed from behind: "Brother, brother, I just realized that this little yellow chicken quacks like a duck..."
Climbing out of the bathtub naked, holding a nondescript plastic toy just to make him laugh, Zhang Qiling couldn't get angry anyway, so he just nodded and took off his clothes quickly, and soaked in hot water with him inside.
After the hot water drenched, the unicorn tattoo on Zhang Qiling's body gradually appeared, first a tail appeared, and then four equinus feet. Wu Xie sat opposite him holding the little yellow chicken, observing intently, until finally the whole head After being smoked out, he cheered.
"Eyes." Wu Xie poked Zhang Qiling's nipple with her finger, looking quite drunk.
"..."
"The unicorn is on you, so you are so powerful." Wu Xie sighed regretfully, and squeezed the little yellow chicken on his hand. "Gah—"
"En." Zhang Qiling responded, supported his crumbling body, and took the shower gel to wash him.Wu Xie stared at the tattoo on his chest without moving, his eyes were full of fiery light.Zhang Qiling was still clear-headed and healthy, but felt that the bathroom was getting hotter and hotter, and finally couldn't stand it any longer, so he leaned into his ear to coax him, "Do you want a unicorn?"
"I want to." Wu Xie nodded, his eyes became brighter, "I want to fuck you."
"..." Zhang Qiling started to have a headache again, why did he forget that the person in front of him was a drunk.
"If you fuck you, you fuck you, you want to fuck you!" Wu Xie refused to let go, the little yellow chicken was pinched by him and squawked. Seeing that Zhang Qiling was silent, thinking that he had agreed by default, he gave a wretched smile, and stretched his hand underwater To the other party's genitals, pumping long and hot, has already erected.
Zhang Qiling let him touch, speeding up his hand to wash the two of them clean, then picked up Wu Xie and walked into the bedroom.Wu Xie kept his acquiescence firmly in mind, turned over and sat astride his lower abdomen, and habitually sat down while holding the other's cock.
"Hey!" Zhang Qiling was taken aback. It would be too easy to get hurt if he didn't do foreplay. He could barely grab the opponent's waist. Unexpectedly, Wu Xie moved forward, and a flash of light flashed in his head: "No, I fucked you."
"..."
Wu Xie got excited and crawled forward to get enough lubricant. "Hey... what is this?" A dark and narrow bottle looks very familiar.
"Wu Xie."
"Come right away." Wu Xie answered fluently.
"..."
Wu Xie poured the lubricating fluid into the palm of his hand, and imitated Zhang Qiling's usual way of warming it up first, and then directly patted Zhang Qiling's chrysanthemum with a "paw".
The wrist was caught in the next second, and then lifted up, Zhang Qiling put his knees together, with a serious expression: "Don't make trouble."
Wu Xie stared at him for a moment, alcohol rushed to his head, and in a second, tears gathered in his eyes, and loudly accused someone of evil deeds: "Bullying people!"
"..."
"I can't keep up with you in my life!"
"..."
Probably half of the pathetic lubricating fluid was still on Wu Xie's outstretched palm, and his red eyes were so pitiful, Zhang Qiling sighed, and opened his legs resignedly.
"Remember to be gentle."
04.
When Wu Xie woke up the next morning with a splitting headache, life would be worse than death.Thinking back to being drunk at the party last night, I scolded the fat man in my heart for being unkind.Cursing and cursing, I couldn't help but say thank you to the fat man.Calling him downstairs with such a lame excuse as his birthday was just to make him happy and relax.Jude Kao had only been here for half a week, and the fat man had jumped up and scolded the old man more than once in front of him.He doesn't know what to do in front of other people, but this brother Fatty is a good brother.
He rubbed his temples to relieve the headache, only to realize that the oil bottle next to the pillow was not there, he reached out to touch it, it was cool, he should have woken up early, but he still habitually turned to his side.
……
Lean on.
Wu Xie remembered the absurd behavior last night, but when she turned her head, she was stunned.
There was a large pool of blood on the bed sheet, scattered everywhere, from the bed all the way to the door of the bathroom.The door there was locked, and there was still light coming from inside.
What did I do last night.
Wu Xie patted his forehead desperately, only remembering that Poker Fing's last sentence was, remember to be gentle.But looking at this scene, it's more than a little less serious, it's a murder case, okay?
No wonder he was away early in the morning... no, he must have not slept all night.Wu Xie scolded herself that it would be better to be a beast while throwing off the quilt and getting out of bed to knock on the door.
"Brother! Brother, brother!" The door was locked, and Wu Xie was even more anxious.
"Brother, open the door!"
"Porky bottle! Are you okay? Are you unable to walk or what?"
"Zhang Qiling, open the door for me!"
"I'm in a hurry."
The door finally opened.Zhang Qiling looked at him expressionlessly, his pajamas were completely on, his face was frighteningly pale, his lips were black and blue, Wu Xie felt so distressed.
"Little... little brother..." Wu Xie stepped forward to help him, and inspected the entire bathroom, there was no trace of blood, it seemed that he had washed it off.
"That... I'm such an asshole... It's not serious... Are you okay?" Wu Xie carefully helped him out, avoiding the blood spots on the floor, feeling that most of Poker's weight was leaning on the floor On my own side, the confidence is getting weaker and weaker.
"It's okay." Zhang Qiling said with a low voice.
Wu Xie became more and more distressed. First, he had no impression of yesterday's beastly deeds, and he didn't know how to admit his mistake. Second, he walked to the bedside. Can you still sit like this?
"Wu Xie."
"what?"
"Take a leave of absence for me, today."
fuck fuck fuck.It really is bestiality, Wu Xie, why are you such a bastard!can do this, sure
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