You pressed my tentacles!

In the three thousand worlds, all the people who love beauty and the demon gods would like to be praised for their fair skin and beauty.

These four words are quite particular, skin white comes first, and beauty comes second. Skin white refers not only to fair complexion, but also to having a peach-blossom-white face and hazy skin, in order to be counted as "skin white". List.

Have you ever seen peach blossoms in full bloom? The pistils will have a hint of whiteness in the unopened powder, just like the shimmering glow of the fading morning light falling on the small river. Called a real 'skin white'.

And the beauty is superficial, watery eyes, cherry pink lips, goose fat nose, etc., as long as they look pleasing to the eye, they are all beautiful.

When counting beauty, you must first look at the beauty's skin, whether it can be condensed with moon cream, white snow, whether it can be blown to break, like milky white, whether it can make people love it, and then put it on the eyes, nose and mouth look.

Born in troubled times, whoever descends with turbid air and dust will inevitably be stained with vulgar things outside. For these vulgar things, how many people who love beauty have broken their hearts.

As a result, beauties in the demon world, the human world, the fairy world and the ghost world seem to have a sense of looking for things that can nourish their skin and appearance at about the same time in history.

The demon world has always been filthy. I don’t know which clan of demons discovered that the mortal body can withstand temporary aging. Therefore, the vixen Yishi, a big clan in the demon world, likes to gouge out people’s hearts to make himself more beautiful, and the other little demon soldiers are even worse. Swallowing mortal flesh raw, drinking mortal blood hot and so on are all things that only the monster race can do.

The human world is much more simple, and the girls who are in the wind and willows at most use the fresh flowers to make rouge and water powder and apply it on the face to protect the face from wind and dust. The effect is good and the cost is cheap, which is very worth promoting.

Among the three thousand mortal worlds, the closest relationship to the human world is the ghost world. The ghosts in the ghost world are probably the few wisps of soul that floated out after the death of mortals. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with them, but after being a ghost for a long time, the female ghost Zhaohe felt less fun when she felt sorry for herself, so the ghost world also took the soft persimmons from the human world, and the demon world gouged out its heart, drank the blood, and ate it. After the meat is gone, there is still a dead skin bag left, which can be dressed up and covered by the beauties of the ghost world, and it can also look handsome for a while.

However, the skins of dead people are not fresh after all, and the taste is not good. More importantly, the shelf life is not long, and they always need to be exchanged, which is very troublesome. It also wastes money and gets a bad reputation. The most typical It belongs to the ghost of the Huapi Na family.

But in fact, if you want to talk about suffering, the most painful thing is the immortals and gods who ascended from the demon world, the human world and the ghost world. Most of them can cultivate immortals, and their appearance will be fixed in the later stage, and there will be no major changes.

The appearance is fixed, but it does not prevent you from eating chili peppers and having a few white pustules, and being bitten by reptiles and getting a few pimples, which looks very uncomfortable.

And the most uncomfortable one is Qingying, the master of Yuanyuan Palace who manages the origin of the Three Realms.

That's really a steal, and it can be covered with red bumps.

Qingying was very worried, once a group of little immortals were going to be ascended from the ground, he was the leader, calculated the origin for the little immortals, and led them to turn around in the 99 heavens, east of Brahma Buddha and west of Tianjun.

But in the first three years of Xiaoxian's ascension, Qingying Shangxian couldn't hold back for a while, and ate some Haixizi pickled pepper chicken feet brought by a few children from the human world. Face people.

With this appearance, wouldn't it be embarrassing for the heavens to meet Xiaoxian who has just arrived?

Qingying wandered by the seaside in distress, and after a year of wandering, she saw a white and pure person squatting by the seaside, not knowing what she was doing.

As he approached, he could see clearly what the person in front of him looked like.

At that time, Qingying Shangxian's heart that had been silent for thousands of years suddenly resembled a newborn spring, bubbling out the clearest water in the world.

To put it in a poem in the world, the people on the edge of the river are like the moon, and the white wrists are covered with frost and snow.

Qingying has always been unable to figure out who's hand can be as if the moon frost and snow have condensed, and always thinks it is a boast of ordinary people, but this one in front of him is just an eye-opener for him.

He squatted with the man on the seaside of Misfortune, held the man's hand, and used the words he could think of in his life to describe this fine white wrist that seemed to have been covered with frost and snow.

After admiring it for three days, the man turned his head slowly, and asked with a smile, "Are you ~hand~wanting~to~eat~my~?"

Qingying was overjoyed, "Is it possible?"

Yun Chi tilted his head, squatted on the ground, propped his cheek with one hand, looked at the person who was holding his other hand in front of his eyes and admired him, saw the excitement in his eyes, and slowly said, "No ~OK~"

"Then can I lick it?" Qing Ying caressed Yun Chi's hand obsessively with his fingers, with an extremely wretched expression.

Yun Chi frowned, Qingying saw him looking at him with a slightly disgusted look, and took a picture of himself in the turbulent and boundless sea of ​​misery, sitting on the mud on the shore, very despondent, wanting to speak And stop.

Yun Chi saw that he was pitiful, so he twitched his fingertips, turned the back of Qingying's hand, and stroked it lightly with his fingertips, only to see a translucent texture on the back of Qingying's hand that seemed to get rid of the turbidity immediately and become extremely white thin.

Transparent and sticky juice fell on the back of the hand, and Qingying rubbed it twice on the back of the hand. It seemed that the hands were stained with flower ointment, white and red, smooth and moist.

"what is this?"

Yun Chi pursed his lips, embarrassed, and shook his head.

Did not say.

Qingying was overjoyed and eager to know what it was, so he hurriedly asked Yun Chi for the trick. He happened to have a pot of flowers in his hand at the time, so he asked Yun Chi what he was doing here, where he was from, and if he needed help.

A fairy and a snail chatted for seven days and seven nights, and drank a pot of flowers clean. On the eighth day, in the misery of Yunchao and the seaside, nameless flowers bloomed, and Qing Ying waited for him to finish eating the flowers, the shallow flowers The boudoir's drunkenness is paired with the pure bitter nameless flower, the taste is surprisingly good, and the cloud gap is delighted, so he condenses some transparent dew in Qing Ying's palm, and asks him to apply it on his face for a try.

This test yielded a peerless beauty treasure in the God Realm - the snail liquid from the Immortal in the Cloud Gap.

The snail stock solution belongs to the essence extracted from the snail's own mucus. It carries the fragrance of thousands of flowers in the world. Applying it on the face can treat various acne and rash diseases on the face, making the skin as smooth and radiant as a baby. Fair and flawless.

This snail stock solution, if you have to talk about it in detail, have you seen the wet marks left by the snail after it crawled over? Slime produced by stone injury.

And then ask how this kind of mucus is produced by the snail, it is simply do not see evil, do not listen to evil, do not speak evil.

I have never seen such a broken casserole, it is worth a beating.

Everyone just be careful to understand it, and let it go without saying it.

Qingying used the small pot drunk by flowers to turn it into a small porcelain bottle, filled it with the snail liquid, and took this porcelain bottle from the character Qing in his name, and simply called it the small green bottle.

Qingying's small green bottle has a very good effect, it seems that two layers of skin have been peeled off overnight, and it is as white and tender as freshly made tender tofu in the world, refreshing and radiant.He is so beautiful as a big man, the fairy Xian'e of Tiangong couldn't sit still immediately, and she sneaked around, and finally slipped her mouth when Qingying gnawed on chicken feet and felt comfortable.

Immediately, Fairy Xian'e sent Fairy Tong Tianxia Goblin to inquire all over the demon world, looking for a snail named Yuncha.

Yuncha belongs to the kind of snail that can't be met, you can't find him if you sleep anywhere, Fairy Tong Goblin has been looking for it for nearly 40 years, and finally went to Yunchao when the little green bottle of Qingying was used up. Following behind, he found the gap in the cloud.

Apart from blushing, Yun Chi was also generous, he would give it to anyone who asked for it, so he asked for it again and again, and slowly made Yun Chi know many beauties from the demon world and the fairy world.

Of course, the beauties here refer to beauties and beauties. There have been good stories about beauties since ancient times. No matter if they are male beauties or female beauties, this fine white skin makes a hero among demons and a hero among immortals. Hey!It was really slippery, hard to put it down, the beauty smiled slightly, and talked about Yun Chi, the snail, and suddenly the hero passed on the hero, and the hero told the hero, so that the name of Yuncha, the beauty master, could be settled. up.

Yun Gap is well-known in the demon world, and all the demon clans know about it. It turns out that one of their snails has cultivated into a demon, because only this one is easy to remember. When I say it, it is, oh, it is That one who doesn't know when he became a demon, speaks slowly, looks extremely good-looking, will give Xiao Qingping's snail cloud gap.

Dawn finally arrived slowly, the wind and rain outside the window were about to rest, the shadows of the trees were mottled, and the story of the old ghost finally stopped.

The new ghost was very emotional, and it was the reason why he had to hurt Yun Chi. Needless to say, the ghost queen was also a fanatical admirer of Yun Chi's little blue bottle.

The first rays of dawn flooded into the room.

Yu Shu called several times in a low voice outside the bedroom, but he didn't hear the emperor's answer. He carefully pushed open the door, wondering what happened, when he saw the emperor sitting on the bed with his long black hair With drooping shoulders, the black and gold mask on his face is reflected coldly, and there is a bit of daze in his uncovered black right eye.

"Your Majesty?" Yu Shu called, "Your Majesty is not feeling well? Do you want the servant to send the imperial doctor to cut your majesty's pulse?"

The emperor came back to his senses, shook his head very lightly, let others wash up, get dressed, and went to court.

After sitting on the Yuluan Hall, watching the clear and empty day outside, and the cool mist coming in after the summer rain, the emperor pressed his heart, and suddenly realized that he was not haunted by evil spirits, complaining and wailing, but Meng slept peacefully all night.

This feeling of peace of mind and soul makes him puzzled, obsessed, and longing. He always thinks that only when he dies can he obtain real peace and tranquility, otherwise he will always carry blood and grudges on his back. Listen! Thousands of years of resentful ghosts are begging him for their lives day and night.

Originally, he thought that it suddenly fell on him last night, and he was caught off guard. Until the court, all the civil, civil and military ministers in the room were puzzled, what happened to His Majesty?

During breakfast, the seven kings came together, sat with the emperor, and served the emperor's brother with a smile.

"Yin'er has grown up." The emperor took a glass of wine.

The Seven Kings looked at the emperor carefully, and said with a smile, "Brother Huang is busy with state affairs, it's hard work already, and Yin'er will naturally share the burden for Brother Huang."

The lacquered gold wine glass rested on his slightly thin lips, and the emperor drank it slowly, "Then what does Yin'er want to share for Gu?"

Yu Shu was not very happy beside him, lowered his eyes, and thought to himself why the Seven Kings always let His Majesty drink alcohol, he usually feels uncomfortable when he wakes up in the morning, but he finally looks better today.

The Seven Kings poured wine and vegetables for the emperor attentively, and turned slightly charming eyes, "How long does the emperor plan to imprison those two people, and he has never called Dali Temple for interrogation. Is it the emperor brother or someone else?" Are you going to?"

The emperor frowned, the person he saw in the orange fire that night was imprinted in front of his eyes, and the person's simple words lingered in his ears.

Did you hear that?

That day and night, there were miserable crying and howling, and sad and hideous laughter.

He frowned, could it be that his peaceful night had something to do with that person?Otherwise, how could I have imprisoned people in the Palace of Thousand Sins by mistake? You know, that is the place where concubines who have committed evil crimes in the palace are imprisoned.

The emperor put down the chopsticks, with a stern face, and called Yu Shu to drive to the Palace of Thousand Sins. The Seven Kings smiled and followed closely behind.

In the deserted Palace of Thousand Sins, the courtyard is desolate, only a huge sycamore tree is growing vigorously. After last night's wind and rain, the green leaves fell all over the ground, and a palm-sized hedgehog squatted in the small puddle and passed through the puddle. Reflect on your own appearance.

Fang Qiaoer giggled, and gently touched the hard spines on the little hedgehog's back. A Tuan's little claws held her fingertips, put his little head on her fingertips, and stuck out a bright red tongue. Pretending to be dead, Fang Qiaoer almost burst into tears of laughter.

Crisp laughter could be heard from a distance outside the Palace of Thousand Sins. The Seven Kings clenched their fists, their eyes a little greedy. Dozens of guards rushed in with long swords, startling one person and one hedgehog inside.

Ah Tuan hid in Fang Qiaoer's palm, his body trembling and terrified.

The emperor turned his gaze around, and said coldly, "Where's the other person?"

Fang Qiaoer lowered her head, pursed her lips, her face turned pale, she lifted her dress and knelt on the wet ground, "Your Majesty atones, Mr. Yun is not a villain."

"I will ask you one last time! Where is that man?"

Fang Qiaoer hesitated.

Seven Kings said, "Brother Huang, don't talk nonsense with her, send someone in to search! I don't believe he can hide anywhere! There are heavy guards outside and he can't escape. He must be afraid of Brother Huang's majesty and dare not come out. Bar."

As he said, he grabbed Fang Qiaoer's arm and threw her into the hands of the two guards, "Take care of her for this king!"

Ah Tuan rolled out of Fang Qiaoer's hand, turned around on the spot, and slammed into the Seven King's feet, but he didn't expect to be bitten by the Soul Exorcism Copper on the Seven King's body before he hit it. With a shock, it slammed into the wall hard. The moment it rolled down, a silvery white soft light caught the little hedgehog, and brought a light breeze into the courtyard.

When the wind cleared, everyone could see the handsome young man in green shirt standing under the plane tree.

Yun Gap gently hooked the black hair fluttering in the wind, and looked up at the masked man in the crowd.

Being watched vaguely by Yun Gap, the emperor suddenly felt a different kind of sourness in his chest, but before he had time to taste it, his thoughts were interrupted by the words of the Seven Kings.

In the future, when he thought about it again, the emperor suddenly realized what kind of astringency it was, probably like the desolation and depression of the abandoned girl who was looking forward to her husband's return day and night.