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"Lin Xi, what can I do on the phone?"

"what?!"

"I'm asking you something."

"Oh~ that's my friend, Lei Xu, he found a boyfriend!"

"I see, congratulations."

"He also said that he invited me to meet my sister-in-law for dinner at noon today!"

"Look how excited you are!"

"hey-hey……"

"……Silly boy!"

The scorching sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, I want to say good morning to you!

It wasn't the alarm clock and time that reminded Lin Xi that he was going to leave, but his stomach that was protesting. He didn't eat breakfast, and he ate Chinese food with him.

Yanzi Chinese Restaurant is a lovely place. The advantage is that it is quiet and not noisy. It is rare in N City where every inch of land is expensive. In addition, its tables and stools are all made of logs, which gives a sense of regression, and the waiters are not like other Local people look down on people with dog eyes.It is said that the boss behind him is a very gentle man, no wonder, what kind of master will teach what kind of person, just like "dragon begets dragon and phoenix begets phoenix".

After a while, Lin Xi was defeated by the efficient waiters.He doesn't talk much, doesn't talk much, his hands and feet are smart and he doesn't procrastinate, which is much better than the young people outside, and his standing posture is so upright, which can't be compared with the outside!

"Xi, here we come."

"En." Lin Xi's brain, which had been sluggish all the year round, finally came to his senses—was the person who spoke softly and softly just now really the little Lei Xu?Did you go to the wrong room?Lin Xi turned her head and looked at the box number, studied it carefully for a while, and confirmed that she did not go to the wrong box, and that the box number had not been tampered with, that means Lei Xu had been tampered with!Lin Xi turned around abruptly and approached Lei Xu, touched Lei Xu's small face, "It's nothing different!"

From the beginning to the end, Lei Xu and Yang Pu just watched silently, watching Lin Xi turn his head like a psychopath, approached the box door, and after watching for a while, turned around in a psychotic manner, and even touched Lei Xu's small face.

"Lin Xi—" An awkward breath spread in the box, "What are you doing here? Are you touching my face?!"

"Er—that's right!" Too gentle is not suitable for you!I will save this sentence and spit it out slowly. If I didn't spit it out today, he will spit it all out in the future!This is Lin Xi's oath.

"Come on, sit down." Yang Pu looked at the dishes on the table, his eyes were very greedy, and he also understood that the two of them didn't move their chopsticks. He, an outsider, couldn't move his chopsticks first. The good impression is to scare off Lei Xu, Yang Pu is shrewd in his heart, as long as that little friend Lin Xi is around, Lei Xu will not do anything to him.Yang Pu played his death-defying skill for many years - to die.

When Lin Xi heard the voice, she didn't care whether Lei Xu was real or not, and fixed her big eyes on Yang Pu. "Sister-in-law, I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Lin Xi, hello sister-in-law!" Lin Xi will be a little shy now, those big eyes were also mung bean eyes a long time ago.As I imagined, she is quite gentle, and her facial features are not too stunning, they are pretty.

"Is that Lin Xi? Don't call me sister-in-law, just call me Yang Pu!" She was planning to disobey Lei Xu, this kid looks quite obedient, and it's been a long time since anyone has greeted him so formally!The red cloud on his face is simply beautiful, this must be a shy child.Lei Xu made a good definition and felt that he couldn't embarrass the child. This child was a little different from what he thought.It's shy, but it's cute.

"okay……"

They were speechless for a while, but Yang Pu, who was always sociable, said first, "Let's eat first."

"Okay, don't eat or sleep without talking."

"it is good."

Lei Xu didn't drink like everyone else at the banquet, and he didn't talk a lot and spray his saliva in the dishes.The meal was delicious, at least for Lin Xi.I met the "sister-in-law" I had always wanted to see, had dinner at the "Yanzi Chinese Restaurant", got a membership card with Lei Xu's face, and had a full meal.These things made Lin Xi happy for a long time, and Lin Xi attributed her previous tenderness to her "sister-in-law". With such a beautiful woman by her side, even a devil would turn into a soft finger, right?

After Lin Xi left, the two sitting in their seats finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Is this your cinnabar mole?"

"You don't need to worry about it, just do your part as my "boyfriend"!"

"Tch, who do you really think you are?! I think people not only don't have you in their hearts, but also regard you as a "good buddy"!" Knowing that this sentence would offend others, Yang Pu still had the heart to say that this sentence would offend others. Hurtful words are spoken.

"Yeah, who am I?!" Seeing Lei Xu's sad look, Yang Pu's heart softened, and he felt that what he just said was hurtful and wanted to comfort him. "Who am I?! I can't touch him, and I can't touch you—and your parents?"

"rat!"

"As long as the benefits are achieved, it's fine, the means are not important!"

"If your little heart knows this sentence, you will definitely be disappointed."

"Yes, I will be very disappointed... If he knows, your family will not be far from being destroyed."

"Hmph!" Yang Pu shook his sleeves and left, paused for a while, as if thinking of something, turned to the waiter and said - "Pack up the leftovers for me."

……

"By the way, Lei Xu, don't forget that we live together!" This is a distress signal from Yang Pu who is carrying several plastic bags in his hand, and Lei Xu ignores it.

"Tch, who is it! Really! You don't even help a weak man, but turn a blind eye..."

Lei Xu still took the plastic bag, because Yang Pu's noisy mouth quacked like a duck, which annoyed him.

Without a plastic bag, Yang Pu walked, danced, circled and provoked Shi Shiran into the parking lot.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lin's father and Lin's mother woke up from their afternoon nap.

The muttering sounded again, and Lin Xi who came back naturally became the target of interrogation.One afternoon, poor Lin Xi spoke out in a heart of gossip, with the vigilance of selling poison fans.It's fucked up, it's a happy ending, and that's how it goes in general.The only pity is that the whole afternoon was spent making soy sauce. Lin Xi ate a nutritious and fat meal today. It will all be in vain.Lin Xi started to exercise again.

Lin Xi still called Su Yan, and the call was a bad one.Exercising alone is too boring. If two people are together, you can jump up and down. In this way, running will not be boring, and there will be someone to accompany you when you eat. It feels pretty good.For now, let's just hang out in the tribe slowly, who told Lin Xi to be an obedient and sensible little boy?

The scorching sun shines in the sky, and the flowers smile at me, so I don't want to tell you that your hard days are coming!

Lin Xi may have forgotten that the military training is not over yet, so how could he be allowed to mess around at will?Poor fussy child!

"Let's go... There's no one here..." Lin's father and Lin's mother are like a thief in their own home. They don't fight alone, they fight together, and the strength of one plus one is greater than two.In the case of two people with negative IQs, let alone one plus one is greater than the son, it is possible for the family to be less than one.For details, please refer to the actress in the cheating door and the scandal door.

"What are we here for?" Lin's father didn't understand very much, what was the reason for pulling him up early in the morning, he was in a daze until he woke up when he saw that his daughter-in-law was no different from a thief.

"Have you forgotten? Today we are having a baby!"

"You really want to do this?"

"Of course!"

"But I heard that you have to confine yourself to confinement after giving birth... If you don't confine yourself, you will have pregnancy spots like foreigners, and you will look old!"

"Oh, really?! Let's plan B!" Lin's mother didn't feel discouraged by this. Who told Lin's mother to have a plan B?

Plan B is being prepared... Please get ready...

Mother Lin took out her mobile phone and umbrella from the inside of her fat bag, "Honey, do me a favor!"

"What?" Father Lin looked at the umbrella that occupied his eyes, "Oh ~ this is what every man who loves his wife should do." Silently held up the umbrella, accepting the attention of others.It hurts my wife!Anyone who casts bad eyes on himself is a person who doesn't love his wife and deserves to be single!Don't love your wife and still want to find a high-quality daughter-in-law? !Dreaming is faster.

Lin's mother picked up the phone and took a deep breath, "I'm so dusty, so dusty!" Who told you to take a big breath, it's no wonder others.

"Daughter-in-law! Water!" Father Lin handed over the water in time to alleviate the harm caused by the dust to the human body. "Daughter-in-law! Be careful!"

"Oh……"

"Huh~?"

"understood……"

"That's fine."

"Okay, I'm going to call, don't stop me!"

"..."

The plan is being implemented...non-combatants please evacuate the battlefield quickly, so as not to hurt innocent people. If there is a dead person, turn left and there will be a lighthouse in front, turn right and there will be milk powder in front, and there will be a discounted supermarket in front, thank you~

"Hello~ Is that the eldest sister of the Liu family?"

"Yes! May I ask who you are~?"

"I, the one who was looking for you in Chunli Garden just before."

"Miss Mother?" This surname is really rare...

"No, I'm Mrs. Mu." Lin's mother turned her body shyly, revealing her little daughter's tenderness.Father Lin was terrified, "Daughter-in-law, take it easy."

"okay."

"Oh~ Mrs. Mu?!" Doesn't Liu Yun have a husband?Xiu Enai died quickly!

"It's just that I can't make it clear on the phone, let's make an appointment?"

"it is good."

"Where do you eat then?"

"do not know……"

"How about Ritian Restaurant?"

"it is good……"

Table 09 at Ritian Restaurant.

Liu Yun looked at the thick stack in front of her with a confused face, wrapped in red paper, "I don't know what Mrs. Mu wants me to do?"

"Ah? This is not The Matrix, take it easy! I just want you to introduce a lovely person." Mother Lin pretended to be coercive, and lightly sipped the side of the milk tea cup, "It's so bitter!"

"Be careful!" Father Lin helped his daughter-in-law with his hands faster than his eyes, and helped her down the back, and poured a glass of water, "Don't drink it if it's bitter! Be careful is the most important thing!"

Faced with this situation - an old couple, showing affection like no one else, Liu Yun said that it was personal and couldn't bear it!Liu Yun raised her head and withdrew her gaze from staring at the milk tea noodles, "Then..." He will not give up his professional ethics!Treat customers with respect, and don't let them leave any bad images, which will affect the entire industry!

"At the beginning, the mortgage is [-] yuan. If this matter becomes a later stage, the remaining [-] yuan will belong to you." Lin's father looked at his daughter-in-law who didn't care about the child in her belly, and talked to the person opposite, looking like a gangster It looked like the empire was making some kind of shady deal, and looking at the eyes of the people next to him, Lin's father did not say a word to win love (what the hell is this?) and pulled back his daughter-in-law with seemingly slow but actually slower movements , again cautiously told: "Be careful, daughter-in-law."

All of Lin's actions were done with 12 points of care. His behavior was more like that he was pregnant. The dog has been taken tens of thousands of times, what is more painful than you have done a lot, and the other party will question you and abandon you if they don't understand?Mother Lin smiled and said, yes.

"Oh~" Liu Yun smiled and took back the money that she had rejected just now, five figures... Liu Yun immediately expressed how much she cared about this matter, "Don't worry! No matter male or female, I will definitely help you—— —Find it without delay!"

"Okay!" Mother Lin praised Liu Yunbiao's loyal behavior, "Waiter, pay the bill!" She stood up slowly, said goodbye to Liu Yun, and floated out slowly, looking like a female ghost.

The plan is successful... The countdown to detonation... Please don't sleep late, combatants, please get up and fight immediately!And express outrage against capitalism!