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Lin Xi's surname is Lin, that's because his mother's surname happens to be mother, and his father's surname is Mu.So the surname was Lin, plus a random word found in the dictionary, so the name was given by the irresponsible parents.

I don't know if it's because of his parents, but Lin Xi weighed nine catties when he was born.However, his parents have never seen such a heavy baby, and even the doctor took a few extra look at him when he was born, maybe it was at that time.His tragic and funny fate has long been doomed.

Well, how can this person be so fat?

Wow, this is too fat, right?

How much does it weigh?

Being so fat and not losing weight is simply eye-catching!

These are the few words Lin Xi has heard the most in the world, and the eyes she has seen the most are pity, sarcasm, and ridicule.But Lin Xi has already gotten used to it, in fact, he doesn't understand, why when he was so fat before he was eight years old, other people always said, how cute and chubby!Before he was 22 years old, other people always said that when the child grows up, there is no harm in eating more.The old man also said that it is a blessing to be able to eat, but it will be a disaster if you can't eat anymore.

However, things took a big turning point on his 23rd birthday. At that time, what Lin Xi heard was no longer how cute and chubby he was, but—look at that fat man!

For this, Lin Xi is used to it, and only the first sentence hurt him, but at least it also gave him a correct understanding of himself who is not yet completely old-white and fat is fat, don't You have deceived yourself with a child, what is your last name?

Do not believe it!

But what can I do?

He tried weight loss pills!That would be the equivalent of a laxative!After he finished eating, he even complained that he might as well buy a laxative, at least the medicine is more powerful.The result was obvious, he lay in the hospital for three days and three nights, and the doctor even told him that you are still young, taking diet pills will hurt your body.Because of this, his grandmother also called back his parents who were abroad, and scolded him head-on and face-to-face.As a result, diet pills were treated like laxatives, and even pocket money was temporarily confiscated, just waiting for Lin Xi's prodigal son to return.

There is no way to use diet pills, but there are still "seven-day weight loss methods", "equipment weight loss methods", "Chinese medicine weight loss methods" and "fruit weight loss methods" circulating on the Internet.In this way, Lin Xi began to continue to die, perfectly interpreting the unique and popular way of dying if you don't die, you won't die.He told himself a word with the facts, things on the Internet should not be trusted.Otherwise, the result would be a three-day trip to the hospital, and continuous injections, lying on the hospital bed, looking out the window as lonely as snow, but there was nothing outside the window, only a wall, still white putty.But his parents are the ones who really want to kill him. For details, please see how much the two of them spurned Lin Xi's behavior.

In order not to waste their honeymoon abroad and be interrupted, the two immorally instilled in their son that it's okay to be fat. Isn't it said on the Internet that fat people are potential stocks?I believe that my son is not only a potential stock but also a blue-chip stock. Although it will fall, I don't know when it will rise like chicken blood.But everything was summed up by the saying that everyone will have a trough, and then disappeared.

Maybe at that time he had the heart to resist everything, and the spirit and perseverance to be unconvinced and never vulgar?

He tried them all, only the last one he never tried again.

In fact, he had read his own astrolabe before. Although his friends did not believe it and his parents disliked him, he still read it.The astrologer said that he would go crazy regardless of everything, without any rebelliousness.This is why he is more obedient than ordinary children, because he doesn't want to rebel, the word rebellion is extremely bad for a good baby who doesn't drink or smoke or even runs away from home and only dares to hide under the tree opposite the house , and a very disgusting word, almost never happened to him because of restraint.

But this time, he wanted to rebel, because he confessed to a girl a few days ago and was rejected. The result of the confession was a good person card and a card that we are not suitable for.But he knows that it is because he is fat, and those who don't have a face have to rely on their figure, but he doesn't have both, so the grades are not good, it belongs to the teacher, he doesn't kiss the principal, and he doesn't love him, but he just needs to pass the passing line. A little more ordinary student.In terms of courage, how bold do you want a person who is afraid of bugs in the grass to be?

But this time, he has risen, although it is with his parents, but it is also an improvement (please don't compare those brats with our family Lin Xi, okay?)

"Mom, I want to lose weight, I really want to, don't say anything about blue-chip stocks to me, I don't trade in stocks, and your saying about fat stocks is called potential stocks when fat people lose weight, otherwise it's a stock." Fatty Blue"

"Son, have you really decided?"

"Well, I must lose weight, I must lose weight!"

"Come on, we trust you!"

There is light in the eyes of young people, which is not found in adults or young and mature people.

I don't know what the future will be like, even if I only know what's going on today, just work hard, so work hard.

Lin Xi’s last method made people think that the child did not give up, because his last weight loss method was a little crazy, and dieting was his last method. At that time, maybe he didn’t even give up the ancient witchcraft, thinking about eating his own The idea of ​​thinning the little finger nails was rejected.Don't ask why, my parents may have a kind of telepathy for their children, and Lin Xi already guessed it when her eyes were rolling.The two elders finally said it out: "Son, we don't need to use such a perverted method to lose weight, let's go to the cliché, you go to the gym to exercise, and then three months later you will be a blockbuster and blind everyone's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, okay? ?” After speaking, he took a look at his son. In his own eyes, he might be very cunning, but in his son’s eyes, his eyes were filled with a strange smell, which seemed to be abducting children, which made people irritated. .But Lin Xi had no choice but to be obedient. The previous rebellion seemed to be a joke, the funniest joke ever.

"Then son, do you want to exercise at home or go to the gym?"

"Don't be in a hurry." His eyes rolled again, and he picked it up a bit, trying to put on a very evil look, but it looked like he was reluctant when he was forced to inject drugs, and then The appearance of being beaten again, this appearance is referred to as wretched.

"Well, how long will it take, my trip with your mother is not over yet..."

"Well~ At least until I'm discharged from the hospital and finish the fitness event."

"But that's the first time we've gone abroad~ I'll do as long as I hit you, please let us go, let your mother and I live and fly together!"

"grandmother!!!"

All the voices of injustice disappeared, and the hospital only heard the sound of beeping, which was really annoying.

The old injury has healed for a few days. Of course, there is no new injury this time with the escort of the second elder, but it is not much better, because Lin Xi is dying again. When a person dies regardless of his life, even the gods will Three points in awe.

Lin Xi entered the hospital a few days after he was discharged from the hospital. At this rate, the director of the hospital would have to get to know this strange man. He is not afraid of death and dares to die. There are not many young people like this now. He must publicize it. As a teaching material, it is nothing more than a negative teaching material, but it is not far behind.

"After seeing this patient named Lin Xi, I really know what it means to die if you don't die. You just went out for a few days? Then you came in again. It's really..."

"I heard that this time it was a muscle strain and fracture, not a gastrointestinal illness."

"Yeah, I heard that the equipment was not used properly, it was overloaded, and then I fell the equipment and broke my foot directly. If you accept a person with so much meat, you don't know where the bones are. How could it happen? Did you break a bone?"

. "I think he should be thankful that he is not a girl, otherwise when he gives birth, he will definitely have a difficult delivery, and he might lose his life!"

"Yeah, yeah, you think so too?"

. . .

I always want to have nothing to say all night, and enjoy the silky night.

"Small it, let's stop playing dead and go to the gym!"

"But..." Lin Xi glanced at the swimming ring on her stomach, and paused for a moment, obviously according to her figure,

Hesitate, keep hesitating.

Sorry to go to the gym.Lin Xi is childish, afraid of being laughed at, and the two elders are like mirrors.

"Then we don't go to crowded gyms, no, we don't even go to public gyms. Dad will build a private gym for you, and then hire a one-on-one fitness trainer for you. Do you think this is good?" I promised to plant it in my hometown this year, oh, my poor foreign travel, so beautiful, so innocent. (Please drag him out, drag him into a psychiatric sanatorium and a psychiatric live broadcast room)

"All right."

Now Lin Xi is in this situation and wants to go crazy.

There are fitness equipment and bodybuilders in the room in front of you.Yes, you read that right, abominable bodybuilders, and more than one.Lin Xi's mobile phone rang a message notification ringtone unique to the world, and turned on the voice, "My dear son, your father and your mother have boarded the plane, and you will lose weight in that gym in the future. Remember to work hard, don't Going on a diet, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a all, I wish you a wonderful weight loss journey!"

No wonder his eyelids twitched, he just said, how could his parents be so good?So responsible, astonishingly responsible.

"Hello, are you Mr. Lin Xi?" His parents once said that Lin Xi was very fat.Well, the only feature that recognized him was his size.

"Well, I am. May I ask who you are?" I still want to escape.

"I am the fitness trainer here. Hello, Mr. Lin, let me introduce myself now. My surname is Zhu, and my full name is Zhu Shao. You can call me Mr. Zhu or Coach Zhu. I am honored to be your fitness trainer, Although you are fat."

"Well, okay. So what do I need to do now?"

"You just go into the gym and stand by the scale."

"OK..."

"Oh, by the way, Mr. Lin Xi, the name of the gym hasn't gone yet. Your parents told you to take it."

This is actually the result of the laziness of the parents. I wish I could get rid of this big package immediately. I really shouldn't be too merciful to my parents.But now it seems that the matter of naming is more important. It is good to deal with the two of them at any time.It is true that it must be close to the theme without being tacky. . .

"Er..." What should I call it?Phaeton space?How about calling the gym?

He didn't know yet that a pair of eyes had been staring at him for most of the day, and he had also listened to the sound of the word "forehead" for most of the day.

Is it so difficult to come up with a name?Why did Mr. Lin think for so long?Wouldn't it be better to just call it exercise?Just by looking at his expression, you can tell that the brain is not well-developed, and the limbs are definitely not well-developed. Why did the boss assign such a task to him?However, he is confident that he will lose weight in front of this white and fat dumpling-like person, because he was also very fat before.

Ten minutes passed, and the voice of the forehead still hadn't stopped, but Zhu Shao finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Mr. Lin, why not call it a sport?"

"Huh? What did you just say?"

"I said Mrs. Lin Xi - or the name of the gym is called sports!"

"Sports gym? It's too straightforward and makes people feel no brains. Or call it keep? It's novel and not too straightforward."

"Uh, okay."

Isn't that still a sport? ? ?Zhu Shao's mental activity was roaring, but his face didn't show the slightest bit.