Ming Yu

A person who tells a lie may convince a hundred people, but he still can't lie to himself once. Jun Wulei, like a mirror in his heart, indulged him and hypnotized himself ten thousand times, saying that he would be able to go to bed and meet Zhou Gong soon, but it was not worth the cruelty of reality. , it seems that tonight's dream is soaked in yellow soup!

Jun Wulei lay on the bed, rolled his eyes forcefully, stretched out his hand and poked the big bulge like a hill in front of him, there was no response, he poked again, but there was still no movement, Jun Wulei frowned , poked vigorously with a finger at this soft, hot, and unidentified object that was up and down from time to time, and as a result, there were a few faint snoring sounds from inside...

Three black lines suddenly appeared in Jun Wulei's mind, and he crawled forward and moved towards the motionless big bulge, stood up in front of him, and watched the "obstacle" lying on his bed condescendingly.

It has been more than an hour since the big trouble in front of him was carried to his room, but he refused to remove his thick "snail shell", let alone the hangover soup, and even his whole body was soaked in rainwater. He couldn't take off his clothes, and no one could do anything about him. When he was cornered, he even heard him groaning and yelling, "Help!"

Help? !Jun Wulei's ears are about to fall off! For 5000 years, Mingyu, the majestic demon king who has ruled the world among the immortals and demons, turned out to be so bad at drinking, not only playing with a child's temper, but yelling for help because he refused to change his clothes to sober up?This... is too outrageous, who will believe it?If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes and heard it with your own ears, even Jun Wulei couldn't imagine it with a hundred heads, it would be too out of line!

Well, even if the demon king is drunk and refuses to cooperate with his subordinates' daily work, what's the matter with sending it to his bed now!Uh, although this seems to be Mingyu's dormitory decorated with flowers like brocade, and the bed under him is indeed so big that it is almost boundless, but the personal servant Xue Qi who was originally worried As soon as he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, he threw this big burden to himself, and invited the anxious young master Mo out, leaving Jun Wulei alone to guard this man who could not be beaten or scolded "Baby pimple", what's the matter? !

The red candles on the high platform made a slight crackling sound, and the night wind blew in, shaking the bed curtains from side to side.Jun Wulei scratched his head, raised his hand hesitantly, and gently pushed aside a corner of the brocade quilt. Unexpectedly, the process went surprisingly smoothly, and a handsome face came into his eyes.

The sleeping man had taken off the golden helmet on his face, his phoenix eyes were tightly closed under his slender eyebrows, his slender eyelashes trembled slightly, his originally fair skin was a little blush from drinking, and the edges and corners under the dim candlelight The sharp outlines are surprisingly soft and delicate, unbelievably beautiful.An old saying suddenly popped up in Jun Wulei's sluggish mind - Be still like a virgin, move like a rabbit.

Although it's not that I haven't seen Mingyu's appearance after taking off the golden helmet, Jun Wulei is still dumbfounded. The two usually meet each other in the middle of the night when they are lingering, not to mention whether the other party is round or flat. It's clear, what's more, the sky is thundering and the ground is on fire, how can I care about these things, as soon as we meet, we will have sex...

It's just that the room is bright now, looking at such a handsome and peerless man in front of him, even an eminent monk can't help but want to return to the common world, not to mention that this person is still a partner who has made great ambitions to pursue since he was born. □□people”?

Jun Wulei leaned over, aimed at the furry head under the quilt and pecked, in exchange for a seductive buzz from the man.He was very satisfied with the obedient and docile appearance of the other party, he didn't want to become addicted to playing, and kissed all the way along the forehead, eyebrows, eyes, and bridge of the nose, and finally stopped on the soft lips, more and more reluctant to let go .

Kissing and kissing, Jun Wulei felt that the other party began to feel a little anxious, the warm breath sprayed on his face, making his nose itchy, and when he looked up, a pair of wet black eyes were only an inch closer to him, and his own emotion There was nowhere to hide in his pupils, and the little man the size of a grain of rice had a red face and his eyes were blurred.

Jun Wulei backed away in embarrassment, feeling that his face was so hot that he could spread a fried egg, just when his head was running at high speed and thinking about what to say, a soft voice rang in his ear.

"itch."

"...What?" Jun Wulei tilted his head and looked at him.

"Itchy." Mingyu repeated patiently.

"Ah, where is it itching?"

"Here." Mingyu's body squirmed under the brocade quilt, like a silkworm baby, and finally exposed her whole head, constantly pursing her mouth.

Looking at Mingyu's arrogant and naive attitude which is completely different from when she was sober, Jun Wulei's heart was racing for a long time, and she almost couldn't hold it anymore. In other words, he said: "My lord, the master is weak and can't bear it. Please don't quarrel with him. Everything should be according to his wishes. Xue Qi begs you to treat the master with care and protect him more in the future."

At that time, Xiaomo who was walking to the door also stopped, and the gaze cast on him seemed to be a certain emotion that he was trying to bear. The amber eyes shone with a faint golden light, and the deep meaning in them was even more obscure, which made Jun Wulei touch. No brains, can't figure it out.

However, what Xueqi meant was that Mingyu was weak, so she was afraid that she would bully him?After comprehending this profound meaning, Jun Wulei was speechless.Mingyu...weak?It's just that they didn't see his bravery and invincibility in the "three hundred rounds of battle" with himself at night. He and there are very rare, really... ahem, full of energy!

"Are your ears itchy?" Jun Wulei had a rare flash of inspiration, and bent over to look at Mingyu's ears.

Baby Mingyu, who was wrapped up like a silkworm chrysalis, nodded, the corners of her eyes were flushed, as if she was itching uncomfortably.

Jun Wulei took a closer look by the candlelight, and it turned out that there was a small bump on the tip of his ear that was bitten by mosquitoes, it was red and swollen.

He was amused in his heart, he couldn't get used to such a frank and lovely Mingyu for a while, could it be that this person's temperament would change drastically when he was drunk, or was he so cute that everyone loved him, ashamed when he saw flowers, and the BMW carved wheels were popular?

Even though he was full of doubts, Jun Wulei still kindly scratched the place where he was bitten.

After scratching for a while, Mingyu started to feel awkward again, humming and chirping very unhappy.

"What's the matter, do you still feel itchy?"

Baby Mingyu's eyes were red with cooperation, like a rabbit.

Jun Wulei thought for a while, leaned down, put his hands on Mingyu's sides, put his red ear tips in his mouth, and kissed his ears lightly, then gently bit the affected area with his teeth, helping him Relieves itching.

It's just that one is afraid of itching and the other is anti-itching. As a result, it almost misfired and got out of control.Waiting for Jun Wulei to breathe heavily, he managed to regain his senses, and found that the person in his arms was not much stronger than himself, his sweaty face was like a peach blossom, and the masculine scent of musk and sandalwood on his body made him feel slightly Dizziness and tinnitus.

"Chunxue Maojian Tea, Peach Blossom Scented Sponge Cake."

At this time, the person in his arms opened his mouth again, his voice soft, with a bit of lazy drunkenness.

Jun Wulei was stunned, did not respond, and asked something.

"Chunxue Maojian Tea, Peach Blossom Scented Sponge Cake, I like both."

Mingyu leaned close to his ear, exhaled lightly, her curved phoenix eyes were cunning and pleasant.

Jun Wulei's eyes are wide open, and he looks like an idiot.

"I like phoenix feathers, I hate tiger raccoons, I don't like tea, I like drinking alcohol, I don't like gardenia fragrance, and I like Weilanmeierwen. Zhu Shou told you all these, right?" Mingyu curled her lips.

After being guessed all the way, Ren Shijun Wulei was rough and fleshy, and also showed embarrassment.

"In the future, if you want to know anything, just ask me directly. You don't need to let that kid beat me around. It's still very lame. Let's start."

Mingyu's skin was whiter than snow, Danfeng's eyes hanging into the clouds looked at him seductively, and the corners of his mouth outlined a curve that seemed to be a smile but not a smile.

Jun Wulei regained his spirits, cleared his throat, put on a shy face, and decided to go all out.

"What color do you prefer?"

"gold."

"What solar term do you like?"

"Bai Lu."

"Then what celestial phenomenon do you like?"

"The moon and stars are few and far between, and the stars move."

"What kind of wine do you usually drink?"

"Peach Blossom Brew."

"What flower do you hate the most?"

"Three-color peony."

"What fruit do you hate most?"

"Grape."

"Huh? Why?"

Mingyu glanced at him, and answered unhurriedly: "Picking the skin and spit out the seeds, I hate it."

"Oh." Jun Wulei blinked: "Then what kind of flowers do you like?"

"Six-stamen Peach Blossom in Xueyan."

"What sweets do you hate?"

"Golden Bird's Nest Stew Soup."

"why?"

"...Saliva, disgusting."

Jun Wulei choked for a moment, and secretly slandered, since he hates saliva, why would he like to bite his own mouth?

"what happened?"

"Oh, it's nothing. Come on, let's continue." Jun Wulei restrained himself a little and sorted out his thoughts.

"What song do you like to sing?"

"...the one just now."

Jun Wulei glanced at him, seeing his lips turning white inadvertently, she stopped immediately.

"Ahem, what books do you like to read?"

"Diamond Universe Fu."

"Who do you like most?"

Lying on the bed, Mingyu took a deep look at him, then turned away his face and said nothing, his pretty lips were pursed into resolute lines, and his white clothes showed his coldness even more.

Looking at his appearance, Jun Wulei felt a tightness in his chest, as if he was being pressed by something heavy, so he decided to change the topic immediately.

"What are you most afraid of?"

"pain."

"What do you usually play?"

"I don't play."

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting colder and colder, Jun Wulei laughed dryly to cover up his embarrassment.

"Ahem, what kind of pet do you like?"

"partridge."

"partridge?"

"Well, partridge."

"...You mean iron egg?"

"Well, iron egg."

"But, I mean beasts."

"Tie Dan is very savage, very wild, just like you."

"Hey, why did it come to me again, besides, how am I so rude?"

"Yes, that time you were simply... hum! You were a savage."

"Which time did you say?"

"that time."

"Am I crazy?"

"Well, it's quite, but it's fierce."

"Nonsense, what's wrong with me?"

"You have, you have."

"Furthermore...more, I'll kiss you!"

"You said the same thing that time."

"What did I say?"

"You murdered me."

"anything else?"

"You're still biting my mouth...well..."

"..."

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