Loyal dogs always commit suicide [Quick Transmigration]

At the community hospital next to the bakery, the dove-like doctor examined Wei Tan, and sent the small glass bottle brought by the soul of pure love for testing.

"This is an anesthetic that specifically suppresses the central nervous system of dogs. It is used during surgery." The doctor pushed the glasses to examine the test results, and then shone a small flashlight on Wei Tan's pupils. He will wake up when the effects pass. Observe in the ward, and you can go home when he wakes up."

The doctor picked up the small glass bottle again, showing a worried look: "However, there is one thing I am worried about. This medicine is very powerful, and according to the regulations, it is not allowed to flow out of the hospital. It will be bad if it is used to do bad things. You know, most of the security work in this city is done by the canines. If something happened to them, the whole city might be paralyzed."

The doctor closed the door and went out.

Wei Tan lay quietly with his eyes closed, his face was clear and handsome with long eyelashes, as beautiful as a painting.

The soul of pure love lay on the pillow, staring at Wei Tan's side face for a moment, "My Dahei is so beautiful, so beautiful. It's a pity that he is too serious, even his sleeping expression is so serious."

Recalling the thrilling experience just now, I can't help but be filled with anger: "That cockroach is really hateful, you are too cheap, he should be blown up into an earth-shattering firework. Bang bang bang!"

"Scum doesn't deserve an earth-shattering ending." Su Jinjiang said lightly, "He should quietly disappear from this world like a gas, so as not to dirty other people's eyes."

"That's right." Thinking of this, the soul of pure love was happy again, "What about his younger brothers? Did you just let them go like this?"

"How is that possible. I need them to advertise for me."

Su Jinjiang turned on the TV in a corner of the ward and tuned to the news channel:

[The latest report from our station is that the police in this city have just cracked the first case of attempting to use drugs to commit a crime, and all the people involved have been arrested.Here I would like to remind the general public, especially dog ​​family members, to pay attention not to sniff items of unknown origin.If you find something suspicious, please call the police at XXXXX at any time.Now let's interview one of the people involved in the case. 】

As soon as the camera turned, one of the younger brothers sat in the interrogation room with his head bowed.

The reporter handed over the microphone: "May I ask what prompted you to surrender collectively?"

Hearing this question, the younger brother trembled like an electric shock, as if recalling something extremely terrible, and then began to cry loudly: "There is a god, there is a god watching! People who do bad things will explode on the spot, like Disappeared in an instant like a fart!!"

Reporter: "... Obviously, the person involved in the case has experienced strong stimulation and cannot accept normal interviews for the time being. Please pay attention to the follow-up reports of this station. Once again, I remind the general public, especially those who belong to the dog family, not to smell and smell unknown sources. Items..."

Su Jinjiang turned off the TV with a snap. "I think those guys will never forget what happened today, and they will often tell their accomplices about it in the future. There are endless thieves, unless they are reminded forever that there must be punishment for doing bad things."

"What if they forget?"

"Then I don't mind reminding them in a more memorable way." Su Jinjiang narrowed his eyes with a half-smile.

The soul of pure love only felt the back of his head (or buttocks) go cold.What's going on, I suddenly feel that this aura is so scary!

"Thanks to you today." Su Jinjiang picked it up, gently stroked the place on its stomach that was cut by the blade, and asked softly, "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt. I'm invulnerable." The soul of pure love patted his stomach, and there wasn't even a scar there.

"You lied to me. Although you won't get hurt, I know you will." Su Jinjiang nodded his head, "The last time I poked you with a straw, you jumped up in pain."

The reaction to being poked by a plastic straw is so strong, and this time being hit by a stone and cut by a blade, how painful will that feeling be?Su Jinjiang didn't dare to think about it, so he could only keep stroking it.

The soul of pure love was stunned, and a red cloud suddenly appeared on Hei Tuan's face, and shyly raised his small claws to cover his eyes: "It's so embarrassing, Xiao Miao, are you caring about me? Oh, it's so embarrassing! I can't bear it." Bird you!"

"You are obviously very useful. You are a duplicity soul. Besides, I don't care about you."

Coalball eyes looked at him from between the claws and smiled, "I still don't admit that I care so much, you duplicity meow! And Dahei, he is also a duplicity loyal dog. Even I can see that he likes it so much You, see you and pretend to be indifferent."

"That's why we are the same litter." Su Jinjiang continued to rub its belly.

"It's okay, it really doesn't hurt. It's just...my little apron, and my mobile phone..." Hei Tuantuan's mouth pouted, "Da Hei won't let me spend money recklessly, he secretly saved pocket money for a long time. bought."

Su Jinjiang held it high, "Didn't I just say, I'll buy you a new one. When Dahei wakes up, we'll go home and buy it."

The soul of pure love stomped its feet and babbled again, eyes twinkling and asked: "Then, I want the candy 7SPlus that just came out this year, is that okay?"

"can."

"Also, that little pink apron is actually a set of maid outfits. I only bought an apron last time, and I want to buy a full set this time..."

"purchase!"

"Also, there's that %#@$, and that @#￥^&..."

"Buy, buy, buy!"

After finishing talking about the treasures in my shopping cart for a long time that I haven't been willing to sell, all the answers I got were "buy, buy, buy".The soul of pure love was instantly shocked by this full of embarrassment.God!Is this really its little cat?

It was so happy that it accidentally told the truth: "Tell you, actually, I don't feel much pain in almost my whole body. The only place is Achilles' heel."

"Oh?"

"Today, although I was stoned and cut by a blade, it was nothing more than a pinch to me. However, when you attacked me with a straw last time, you just happened to poke my Achilles heel. "

"……Oh?"

"Yes, you're right." The Soul of Pure Love nodded with certainty, the coal ball eyes sparkled, "That's the magic chrysanthemum of Soul Treasure!"

"Phantom..." Su Jinjiang couldn't repeat the word.

"...Did I talk too much?" The soul of pure love suddenly sensed something, stopped twisting uncomfortably, and the voice suddenly became quieter, "Can I still buy those treasures in my shopping cart? "

"Buy, buy everything." Su Jinjiang took a deep breath and smiled, "But if you mess with me in the future, I will poke you hard with a pencil...you know."

"..." The soul of pure love suddenly felt like crying without tears.Sure enough, it's unwise to expose your weaknesses to bad-hearted people.

On the snow-white pillow, Wei Tan slightly tilted his head, his eyelashes trembled for a moment, froze for a moment, then trembled again.

The soul of pure love stopped playing, and leaned over curiously: "Is Dahei dreaming? I heard that when people dream, their eyeballs move."

Su Jinjiang also leaned closer to examine Wei Tan's face carefully, and suddenly asked the soul of pure love in a mysterious and low voice: "Do you want to know what dream he is having now?"

"Think about it!" The soul of pure love did not change its wretched nature, and the coal ball eyes immediately bent into two squinting arcs, "Maybe the more abstinent the person looks, the more turbulent the dream~"

"To tell you the truth, I thought so too."

"Is there any way you can find out?"

"Maybe." Su Jinjiang paused, and said seriously: "But I don't think it's good to do so, it's like peeking at someone's diary."

"That's right." The soul of pure love also nodded seriously, "After all, we have a lofty sense of morality."

One person and one group were silent for a moment in a mysterious atmosphere that "seems to have reached a consensus", and Su Jinjiang said, "Okay, then let's just take a look."

"Cam-on-Cam-on."

Pulling a coat to cover his and Wei Tan's faces, Su Jinjiang pressed his lips against each other's mouth.

The cool feeling unique to Weitan is accompanied by the faint scent of sandalwood, which is transmitted moistly.Su Jinjiang closed his eyes, pressed the tip of his tongue slightly, and inserted it between Wei Tan's warm lips and teeth.

Sure enough, as he expected, a picture gradually emerged in front of his eyes, which was the dream that Wei Tan was experiencing at the moment.

After seeing the content of the dream clearly, Su Jinjiang almost bit off the tip of his tongue.

What is this?Why is it so different from what he imagined?

"What did you see, what did you see? Why didn't you speak?" The soul of pure love waited for a long time without reply, and couldn't wait to jump and get under the coat.

Su Jinjiang still did not respond.After a while, he lifted his coat and straightened up, with a confused expression on his face: "I saw something strange."

He saw Wei Tan standing in a field of nettles.This is not surprising, what is strange is that there are actually two Su Jinjiangs in front of Wei Tan.One is Su Jinjiang's current appearance, and the outline of the other is somewhat blurred, which seems to be an illusion that is both real and illusory.

Both Su Jinjiang watched Wei Tan silently picking nettles, and then

The author has something to say: [Continued from the previous article]...the one with the blurred outline turned into a SpongeBob SquarePants.

Su Jinjiang pinched his forehead and felt a little headache.Who is this inexplicable SpongeBob SquarePants, and why does he always come out to show his presence?