I heard that there is a grass that loves me secretly [myth]

It is said that Sun Wukong, the great sage equal to heaven, was escorted by all the heavenly soldiers to kill the demons under the platform, tied to the demon subduing column, chopped with knives and axes, stabbed with spears and swords, and he didn't want to hurt himself.The stars of the southern dipper made the gods of the fire department set fire to simmer, but they couldn't burn.And the gods of the Ministry of Thunder beat them with lightning nails, and they couldn't hurt a single bit.

Marshal Canopy, the Barefoot Immortal, waited for Da Luo Jinxian to stand aside, his eyes twitching.They looked at the calm face of the Jade Emperor and the calm expression of the Queen Mother, and they were overwhelmed with admiration.This admiration is not only for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, but also for those who practice criminal law.

I know you like paddling, but you can’t do this! Even if you want to release water under the watchful eyes of everyone, you have to hide it! If you do this, whoever is present, all the gods of the Golden Immortal and above, who can’t see it? Woolen cloth?

Seeing such a situation, the Queen Mother looked calm, as if she didn't see these gods paddling.After watching the whole good show, the Queen Mother didn't say a word.Obviously, as long as the Queen Mother speaks, those gods will not dare to paddle.

How could those big Luo Jinxians not understand the scruples of the gods who punished Sun Wukong?

A person who can bother Taishang Laojun, a sage outside his body, must have his own merits.What's more, there are places where saints have scruples.For such a character, those golden fairies dare not provoke them.If you can be perfunctory, you can be perfunctory, if you can't, you have to be perfunctory when acting.

That Vigorous Ghost King is an immortal, there are some things that he can't figure out no matter what.Therefore, in the dark and pitiful expressions of all the immortals, he played the Jade Emperor and said: "Your Majesty, I don't know where this great sage learned the method of protecting himself. I will chop it up with knives and axes, and burn it with thunder and fire." , nothing can be hurt, but so what?"

When the Jade Emperor heard the words, he asked, "This guy is so sloppy, how should we deal with this scumbag?"

Taishang Laojun twitched the corners of his mouth and said: "The demon immortal ate the flat peaches, drank the imperial wine, and stole the elixir - my five pots of elixir, both raw and cooked, were eaten by him. Use The samadhi fire is forged into one piece, so it is like a body of gold and steel, so you can't hurt it. Why don't you take it with the old Taoist, put it in the "Bagua Furnace", and use civil and military fire to forge it. After refining my elixir, he himself to ashes."

When the Jade Emperor heard the words, he agreed without thinking about it.He knew in his heart that the Taishang Laojun absolutely had a sense of proportion.So, he taught Liuding and Liujia, untied Sun Wukong, and gave it to Laojun.

Taishang Laojun took Monkey King with a smile, and returned to his own palace - Tushita Palace.

Seeing the Monkey King go away, the Jade Emperor breathed a sigh of relief.Then, he called Erlang to show his holiness, rewarded hundreds of golden flowers, hundreds of bottles of imperial wine, returned hundreds of pills, rare treasures and pearls, brocade and other pieces, and taught them to share with righteous brothers.

Erlang Shen Yang Jian bowed to thank him, but the expression on his face was neither salty nor pale.He has always had a grudge against this uncle who is the Jade Emperor.

However, Erlang Shen Yang Jian has a better attitude towards the Queen Mother.One is that the queen mother is very powerful and worthy of his respect.The second is that there is no enmity between the Queen Mother and him, and the two get along very well.The third is that the queen mother treated Yang Jian as her own son and loved her very much.

After talking with the Queen Mother, Erlang God Yang Jian talked with his good friend for a while, and then left the Heavenly Court and returned to the mouth of the Guanjiang River.

Glancing at the figure of Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun Yang Jian, Yan Ju wondered in his heart when the third princess of Xihai, who was reincarnated by sister Jingwei, would be able to terminate the partner contract with him.

There are too many causes and effects on Yang Jian, and they are too complicated.Sister Jingwei stayed by his side, and sooner or later she would be implicated.

With Erlang Shen Yang Jian gone, Yan Ju stopped looking at him, but listened intently to the betting of a group of big Luo Jinxians.They were betting when the Taishang Laojun would release the Monkey King.

All the Daluo Jinxians who survived step by step from the period of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, or even more distant periods to the present, are all human beings.These big Luo Jinxians knew without thinking that this Taishang Laojun would never make a move unless he found out about Monkey King's backstage.

The words Taishang Laojun said in front of the palace just now were just pretending.To put it in a bit more vulgar terms, that is pretending to be coercive.

It is said that the Taishang Laojun returned to Tushita Palace, untied Monkey King Monkey King from the rope, put the instrument piercing the lute bone, and pushed it into the Eight Diagrams stove, and ordered the Taoist who watched the stove, the boy who set the fire, to fan the fire. Calcination.

It turns out that the furnace is Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kun, and Dui Bagua.He is about to get under the position of "Xun Gong".Sun Nai is also the wind, where there is wind, there is no fire.It's just that the wind stirred up the smoke, which made the eyes red and caused an old eye disease, so they were called "golden eyes".

The time is really fast, and I don't realize that the Laojun's fire is ready in 49 days.

Suddenly one day, when the furnace was opened to take the pill, the great sage was rubbing his hands and dripping tears with his hands in disgrace, only the sound of the furnace head could be heard.When he opened his eyes suddenly and saw the light, he couldn't help it, jumped out of the alchemy furnace, kicked down the eight trigrams furnace with a sudden sound, and walked outside.Panicked, those who set the fire, watched the stove, and Ding Jia's group came to fight, and he knocked them down one by one, like an epileptic white-fronted tiger or a wind-crazed one-horned dragon.Laojun catches up and grabs him, but he throws him headlong and escapes.That is to say, he pulled out the Ruyi stick from his ear, swayed it against the wind, the bowl was as thick as it was thick, and he still held it in his hand, regardless of good or bad, but it caused chaos in the heavenly palace, and beat the nine obsidian stars to close their doors and doors, and the four heavenly kings disappeared without a trace.

After the Taishang Laojun threw the Monkey King into the gossip furnace, not only did he fail to refine it into a elixir as promised.Moreover, it also improved Monkey King's combat effectiveness both openly and secretly.

Ha ha! This scene is too fake!

The majestic Taishang Laojun, the body of Yuanshi Tianzun, has the cultivation base and Taoism of Daluo Jinxian.Could it be that such a powerful person can't beat a little golden fairy?A somersault will cause you to fall. Is this a lie?Or is it a lie?Or is it a lie?

Moreover, don't think that we Daluo Jinxians are all blind, and we can't see that you, Taishang Laojun, took advantage of the moment when Monkey King threw you down, and put the Dinghaishen Needle, that is, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, in Monkey King's ear.

Seeing this scene in Tushita Palace from a distance, Marshal Tianpeng smiled slightly, and willingly took out the gambling money and gave it to the big Luo Jinxian who won.

Da Luo Jinxian, who finally won the bet, smiled happily, and hurriedly accepted the treasures of heaven and earth sent by other Da Luo Jinxians, and put them in his personal space.

After being a Da Luo Jinxian for so many years, there are naturally many treasures in the hands of these Da Luo Jinxians.For these things, it doesn't really matter what they look at.However, to be able to win other Da Luo Jinxians, this honor is gratifying.

The body of the ape-monkey fakes the human heart, and the heart is the ape-monkey.It is not a false theory that the great sage is equal to the sky, but how can he know the sound of the official seal Bima?The horse ape cooperates with the heart and mind, and is tightly bound and fastened, and there is no way to find it.All phases return to the truth from one principle, and the Tathagata lives together in Shuanglin.

This time, Sun Wukong was indiscriminate, using the iron stick to hit the enemy in the east and the west, and none of them could stop it.They only hit Tongming Hall and outside Lingxiao Hall.

Fortunately, Wang Lingguan, the assistant envoy of Yousheng Zhenjun, was in charge of the palace. When he saw the great sage criss-crossing, he drew a golden whip to block it and said, "Where are the demons going! I am here, so don't be rampant!"

The great sage couldn't help but hit with a stick.The Lingguan greeted him with a whip.Just like that, the two huddled together in front of Lingxiao Hall.

One is deceitful and wants to seize the Bullfighting Palace, and the other is trying to help the Xuansheng Realm.Fight hard not to show your supernatural powers, and there is no victory or defeat in the exchange of whips and sticks.The two of them fought together, and the victory or defeat was not decided. There had been Yousheng Zhenjun for a long time, and he sent General Zuo to send a message to Leifu. He dispatched 36 generals from Lei to surround the Great Sage in Gaixin, and each fought fiercely.

The great sage showed no signs of fear at all, he used a wish stick to cover the left and right, and the back to meet him.For a moment, seeing the swords, guns, swords, halberds, whips, hammers, axes, gourds, and sickles and shovels of all the thunder generals coming very closely, he immediately changed into three heads and six arms; The six hands opened the three sticks, like a spinning wheel, dripping and dancing in the heart of Gai, no god of thunder could get close.

In the clouds, Da Luo Jinxian just looked at it like this, and didn't mean to help.

The Barefoot Immortal looked at Wang Lingguan with satisfaction, and said to Marshal Tianpeng, "Marshal Tianpeng, this is your subordinate! It seems that this man's skills are not bad! This Monkey King has been tossing for so long, but he is still Got stopped."

Wang Lingguan, who stopped Monkey King outside the Lingxiao Palace, is the assistant of Yousheng Zhenjun.Yousheng Zhenjun is the confidant of Marshal Tianpeng.Therefore, the Barefoot Immortal said that Wang Lingguan was under Marshal Tianpeng, which was very accurate.

Marshal Tianpeng laughed, with a simple and honest smile on his face.Looking at the scene outside the Lingxiao Palace, he said indifferently: "Anyway, our duty is to protect the safety of the Heavenly Court. After watching the play for so long, we must finally contribute! If Monkey King continues to make a fuss, Someone will be upset."

The Barefoot Immortal rolled his eyes helplessly, made a cut, and continued watching the play.

Marshal Tianpeng rubbed his chin, feeling the torch jumping up and down in his Niwan Palace, he was a little speechless.What he said clearly was true, why didn't the Barefoot Immortal not believe it?

Yan Ju is very angry now, very, very angry.He knew that Sun Wukong would make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, so he was already mentally prepared.But, who would have thought that Monkey King is so careless?A large number of heavenly palaces were destroyed by the Monkey King! If you want to rebuild, you don't know how long it will take.

This heaven was built brick by brick by Yan Ju's ancestors in conjunction with all the monster races on the prehistoric land.He absolutely cannot allow any loss to Heavenly Court.

Marshal Tianpeng sighed helplessly, and said via voice transmission: "Yanju, calm down, Monkey King has been stopped. You can rest assured that all the palaces in the Heavenly Court are now safe."

Yan Ju breathed a sigh of relief, although he was still dissatisfied in his heart, he wanted to beat up that Monkey King.However, he still followed the advice of Marshal Canopy and calmed down.

At all times, keep calm.This is a compulsory course for Yan Ju, otherwise, he would not have been the co-lord of the human race back then.Therefore, in just a few seconds, his mentality returned to the original state of Gujing's tranquility.

Become Buddha and Immortal in good times, and wear hair and horns in evil places.Infinite changes make troubles in the heavenly palace, thunder generals and magic soldiers cannot be caught.

At that time, the gods kept the great sage in one place, but they couldn't get close to him. They yelled and fought, which alarmed the Jade Emperor.Then a decree was issued to order Youyi Lingguan and Yi Shengzhenjun to go to the west to proclaim the Buddha's surrender.

"Marshal Tianpeng, isn't that your subordinate? It seems that the Jade Emperor still trusts you." The barefoot immortal watched from a distance and teased.

Marshal Canopy shook his head and said with a smile: "Our duty is to patrol the Tianhe River and protect the safety of the Heavenly Court. There are some things we have to do."

The big Luo Jinxian around looked at Marshal Tianpeng with a wry smile, and all laughed gloatingly, without any friendship from his compatriots.

The two sages got the decree, and went to the scenic spot of Lingshan, in front of the Leiyin Temple, and after paying homage to the four Vajras and the Eight Bodhisattvas, they immediately conveyed it.

The gods followed the Baolian platform to enlighten them, and the Tathagata summoned them.The second saint bowed three times to the Buddha and stood under the stage.

Tathagata asked: "What's the matter with the Jade Emperor, bothering the two saints to come down to earth?"

The two sages immediately enlightened: "Xiangshihuaguo mountain produced a demon fairy, who performed supernatural powers there and gathered monkeys to disrupt the world.

The Jade Emperor issued a decree of recruiting and entrusted him with the title of "Bi Ma Wen".When Li Tianwang and Prince Nezha were sent to capture him, but they were not captured, he was recruited again, and he was granted the title of "Great Sage Equaling Heaven".

Let him be in charge of the Peach Garden; he steals the peaches; then he goes to the Yaochi, steals food and wine, disrupts the meeting; fights the wine and sneaks into the palace, steals the old king's elixir, and goes out of the heavenly palace.

The Jade Emperor repatriated one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, but they could not subdue them.Later, Guanshiyin ordered Zhenjun Erlang and his righteous brothers to chase and kill him. He changed a lot. Thanks to Laojun's throwing of gold and steel, Erlang was able to catch him.

If you go to the imperial court, you will be killed immediately.Cutting with a knife, chopping with an axe, burning with fire and lightning, can't hurt. On the 49th, when the cauldron was opened, he jumped out of the Eight Diagrams Furnace again, defeated Tian Ding, and went into the Tongming Hall and outside the Lingxiao Hall; he was stopped by Wang Lingguan, the assistant envoy of Yousheng Zhenjun, and he was transferred to 36 generals to trap him. In the heart of Gai, you can't get close in the end.

The matter was urgent, therefore, the Jade Emperor specially declared Tathagata to rescue him. "

When the Tathagata heard this, he said to the bodhisattvas: "You sit here in the court, don't mess up your meditation position, and wait for me to refine the demons and rescue you."

The Tathagata immediately called Anuo and Kasyapa to accompany him, left Leiyin, and went to the gate of Lingxiao.Suddenly there was a loud shout, and it was the 36 generals who were besieging Dasheng Li.

The Buddha preached the decree: "Jiao Lei will stop fighting, let go of the camp, and ask the great sage to come out. I will ask him what magic power he has."

All the generals retreated decisively, not paddling, and those who contributed were not exerting their strength, they all walked aside to watch the excitement.

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, also took away the dharma image, appeared in his original body, and shouted sharply, "Which kind person are you? Dare to stop the swordsmen and ask me?"

The Tathagata smiled and said, "I am Sakyamuni, Amitabha, the Western Ultimate Bliss Land. I heard that you are rampant in the countryside, and have repeatedly rebelled against the heavenly palace. I don't know where you grew up, when you attained enlightenment, why are you so violent?"

The great sage said: "I am originally: the heaven and the earth are born with spirits and mixed immortals. There is an old ape in Huaguo Mountain. The family business is in Shuilian Cave. I visit friends and find teachers to understand Taixuan. How many ways can I practice for longevity, and the changes are boundless. Because the mortal world thinks that the land is narrow, I want to live in Yaotian. The Lingxiao Palace has been around for a long time, and the kings of the past have passed it on. The strong should let me be respected, and the heroes only dare to fight for the first."

Hearing this, the Buddha sneered and said, "You are a monster. How dare you deceive your heart and try to take the Jade Emperor's throne? He has practiced since he was a child, and has endured 750 kalpas. Each kalpa should be 12 600 years. Do you think, how many years should he have before he can enjoy this infinite way? How can you, a monster in the first life, make such a big statement! Don’t be the son of man! Don’t be the son of man! Your life is broken! Don't talk nonsense! But I'm afraid you will be murdered, and your life will die in an instant, it's a pity for your true colors!"

The Great Sage was dissatisfied, and said: "Although he is long and slender, he should not occupy this place for a long time. As the saying goes: 'The emperor takes turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year.' Just teach him to move out and give me the Heavenly Palace. That's all. If you don't allow it, you will definitely stir up chaos and never settle down!"

The Buddha sneered even more in his heart, and said: "Aside from the law of growth and change, what can you do, dare to occupy the heavenly palace?"

The great sage said: "I have so many means! I have 72 changes, and I will live forever. I can ride somersault clouds and fly for thousands of miles. How can I not sit in the sky?"

The Buddha said: "I'll make a bet with you. If you have the ability to somersault out of the palm of my right hand, you will win. If you don't have to fight hard with swords and soldiers, please ask the Jade Emperor to live in the West and let you have the Heavenly Palace; If you can’t hit the palm, you will still be a demon in the lower realm, and after a few kalpas of cultivation, you will come to quarrel.”

Tathagata is also convinced in his heart, this Sun Wukong doesn't understand anything, he just wants to be the Jade Emperor, what is it if he is not a pastime?

In this world, who doesn't know?If you want to be the Jade Emperor, you only need to meet two conditions.

First, one must have the cultivation base of a Da Luo Jinxian.Otherwise, you cannot convince the public.It's a pity that Sun Wukong is only a golden fairy, and he doesn't belong to this category.

Second, that is to become the ruler of the Three Realms and the companion of the Queen Mother.Without the companion of the Queen Mother, one is eligible to become the Jade Emperor.

This Sun Wukong said that he wanted to become the Jade Emperor. Isn't this blatantly courting the Queen Mother?Moreover, in front of the Jade Emperor, he pried his corner.

Not far away, I saw the blue veins on the forehead of the Jade Emperor and the black lines on the face of the Queen Mother.You can understand how huge the lethality of Monkey King is.

In fact, the most powerful thing about Sun Wukong's whole body is not his magic power and Taoism, but his mouth.Even the saint, the Queen Mother, couldn't stand Monkey King's unrestrained speech.

Hearing this, Sun Wukong laughed secretly and said: "This Tathagata is very foolish! My old grandson has gone one hundred and eight thousand miles in a somersault. His palm is less than one foot in size, how can he not jump out?" He said anxiously: "Since you say so , can you make a claim?"

The Buddha said: "It's done! It's done!" Then he stretched out his right hand, which was the size of a lotus leaf.

The great sage took away the wish stick, shook up his divine power, and stood in the palm of the Buddha's hand, but said: "I'll go out!"

The Buddha's eyes were like torches, and he saw that Sun Wukong was like a windmill, so he couldn't help but move forward.

When the great sage was walking, he suddenly saw five flesh-red pillars supporting a burst of green energy.He said: "This is the end of the road. Going back this time, the Tathagata will testify that I must be sitting in the Lingxiao Temple." He thought about it and said, "Stay here! I will leave some marks before I can talk to the Tathagata." Next a vellus hair, exhale fairy air, and call "change!" It turns into a tube of thick ink and double brushes, and writes a line of big characters on the middle pillar: "Monkey King, come here for a visit." After writing, close it vellus.It's not Zhuang Zun, but he urinated under the base of the first pillar.Turn somersault cloud, go back to the original place, stand in Tathagata's palm: "I have gone, now I am here, you teach the Jade Emperor to let Tiangong be with me."

At this time, the domineering Monkey King didn't know, and all the immortals in the heaven were about to be stunned.

Sun Wukong thought that other immortals didn't know, but in fact, he was seen clearly by some other immortals.When the great sage unbuttoned his dress, he was spotted by those powerful immortals.

Even if they saw something they shouldn't see, these old antiques didn't mean to look away.Isn't it the female body?They have seen not [-], but also [-].In that era when reproduction was more important than anything else, both male and female bodies were very common.

"What the hell is going on? This Monkey King is actually a woman?" The Barefoot Immortal was taken aback and frowned. "Look at my brain, why didn't I see it?"

"Barefoot Immortal, stop acting. You fool, you keep fooling. I don't believe it, you didn't see it at all." A handsome man said with a smile, with disdain on his face.If you look carefully, you will find it.This handsome man is not a man, but a woman.

In fact, in that distant time, there was not much difference between men and women.Can't see it, it's a very normal thing.However, everyone present is Da Luo Jinxian, if you can't even see this, then don't mess around.

On the dragon chariot and phoenix chariot, the queen mother frowned as she looked at Monkey King.After pondering for a while, she said softly: "Tathagata, that's all, he's just an ignorant child, a small punishment and a big warning will do."

In fact, it is not sensible, but molesting a saint is also a big mistake.If Sun Wukong was a male, Wang Lianlian would spare his life for the sake of the mysterious backstage.However, it will definitely not make him feel better.

However, since this Monkey King is a woman.Then, the crime of molesting the saint is much less.After all, a child who doesn't understand anything, it doesn't hurt to let him go.

Tathagata received the sound transmission and secretly responded.Then, he scolded Sun Wukong, "Sun Wukong, you just never left my palm!"

The great sage said: "You don't know. I went to the end of the sky and saw five red pillars of flesh, supporting a burst of green energy. I will leave a note there. Do you dare to go and see it with me?"

Tathagata said: "No need to go, you just look down."

The great sage's eyes were wide open, and when he looked down, it turned out that the middle finger of the Buddha's right hand had written "Monkey King Equaling Heaven, come here for a visit." There was still some piss smell in the big finger.

The Great Sage was taken aback and said: "There is such a thing! There is such a thing! I wrote this word on the pillar supporting the sky, but why it is on his finger? Could it be that there is a magic spell to predict the future? I absolutely don't believe it! I don't believe it ! Wait for me to come again!”

Great sage, he was about to jump out in a hurry, but he was thrown by the Buddha, who pushed the monkey king out of the West Heaven Gate, and turned his five fingers into five linked mountains of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and called it "Five Elements Mountain". , Gently press him down.

All the gods of thunder, Anuo and Kasyapa clapped their hands together and praised, "Excellent! Excellent!

At that time, the egg was transformed into a human being, and he was determined to practice the truth.There will be no emigration to the scenic spot in ten thousand kalpas, and there will be a spirit of divergence once in a while.Bullying the sky and thinking about high positions, Ling Sheng steals pills and messes up the big wheel.The evil is full of rewards, and I don't know when I will turn over. "

The Tathagata Buddha exterminated the monster monkey, and called Nuo and Kasyapa to go to the Western Paradise together.

The matter was settled, and Marshal Canopy knew that it was time for him to appear.So, he pressed the cloud head and came to Lingxiao Palace.Then, he rushed out of the Lingxiao Palace with Tianyou, and said to the Tathagata, "Please wait for the Tathagata, my lord is coming."

Hearing the words, the Buddha looked back and paid homage.After a while, I saw the eight sceneries, the nine light treasure cover; the sound played the mysterious song and the wonderful music, chanting oh immeasurable gods; scattered the precious flowers, sprayed the real fragrance, until the Buddha thanked and said: "Duomeng * Take away the evil spirits. I hope the Tathagata will be less Stop for a day, and ask the immortals to have a banquet to thank you."

Tathagata did not dare to disobey, so he put his palms together and thanked him: "The old monk came here under the order of the great Tianzun, what magic power does he have? Or is it the blessing of the Tianzun and the gods, dare to thank you?"

The Jade Emperor issued a decree, that is, the gods of the cloud department invited the four emperors, the five elders, the six divisions, the seven yuan, the eight poles, the nine Yaos, the ten capitals, and the Qianzhen Wansheng to come here to the meeting and thank Buddha.He also ordered the four great heavenly masters and nine heavenly fairies to open the golden tower of Yujing, Taixuanbao Palace, and Dongyang Yuguan, and invite the Tathagata to sit on the Qibao Lingtai.Set up seats for each class, arrange dragon liver and phoenix marrow, jade liquid and flat peaches.

Not for a while, the Five Qi Zhenjun, Wudouxing Lord, Three Officials and Four Sages, Jiuyao Zhenjun, Zuo Fu, You Bi, Tian Wang, Nezha, and Yuanxu responded psychically, and they all fell to the opposite banners and double banner covers. Pearls and treasures, longevity fruits and strange flowers, bowed to the Buddha and said: "I appreciate the immeasurable magic power of the Tathagata, and subdue the demons. Meng Tianzun hosted a banquet and called us all to come and thank you. Please let the Tathagata set up a name for this meeting. ?”

Tathagata led the entrustment of the gods and said: "If you want to make a name today, you can hold an 'Antian Conference'."

All the elders said in unison: "What an 'Antian Conference'! What an 'Antian Conference'!" I don't know whether it was ridicule or sincere approval.

Antin, what kind of sky is there?It's just that there are few people in heaven to contribute, so we have to go to the west to ask Buddha to come over to solve the problem.

Having said that, let's take a seat, go and pass on the cup, with hairpins and flowers and zithers, it will be a good meeting.

Everyone was happy to meet, and saw the Queen Mother leading a group of fairies, xian'e, beauties, and beautiful women to dance in front of the Buddha, saluting and saying: "I was disturbed by a monster monkey for a while, but now I am bound by the chains of the Tathagata." Monkey, there is nothing to thank for the celebration of the 'Antian Conference', and today I clean my hands and personally pick a few large peaches to offer."

The Buddha was flattered and thanked the Queen Mother with his palms together.The queen mother sang and danced to the fairies and fairies.The assembly was full of immortals, and they all praised the misty heavenly fragrance, the colorful fairy stamens and fairy flowers.Yujing Jinque is a great glory, and the rare treasures are priceless.

Yes, right, and the sky will live together, and both will increase.Sang Tian Canghai was worse off, and he was not surprised or surprised.

The Queen Mother was singing and dancing to the Immortal Fairies, drinking wine and wine, and after a while, she suddenly smelled: a strange fragrance came to her nose, which alarmed all the stars and stars in the hall.The Heavenly Immortal Buddha stopped the cups, and everyone looked up to meet them.An old man appeared in the middle of Xiaohan, holding a ganoderma lucidum flying to the embroidery.The gourd stores Wannian Dan, which is treasured and recorded in the famous book Qianjishou.The universe in the cave is free, and the sun and moon in the pot are fulfilled.Traveling around the world is fun and leisurely, and the ten continents are scattered and convergent.I went to Pantao to get drunk several times, and when I woke up, the moon was still there.It has a long head, big ears and a short body. It is called Laoshou in the Antarctic.

The birthday star is here again.Seeing the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor finished his ceremony, and seeing the Tathagata again, he thanked him and said: "I heard that the demon fairy was led by Laojun to Tushita Palace for training, thinking that it would be safe, but unexpectedly he came out again. Do the Tathagata be good at this Strange, there is a banquet to thank you, so I came here after hearing the news. I have nothing else to offer, especially purple sesame, Yaocao, green lotus root and golden elixir."

The Tathagata gladly led Xie Shouxing to the seat, and still walked - Chuancup.

I saw the barefoot fairy coming again.After bowing in front of the Jade Emperor, he thanked the Buddha: "I am deeply impressed by the power of mana, and I have subdued the demons. There is nothing to show respect to, but I have two Jiaoli pears and a few jujubes as offerings."

Tathagata also thanked you.Call Anuo and Jiaye to collect the offerings one by one, and thank the banquet in front of the Jade Emperor, and everyone is drunk.

I saw a patrolling spirit official come to report: "The great sage has stuck out his head."

The Buddha said: "Maybe, might as well." There is only a post in the sleeve, with six gold characters on it: "-, well, ne, bah, [mouth fan], -".Pass it to A Nuo and call it to be posted on the top of the mountain.

The venerable immediately took the post, took out the Tianmen, went to the top of the Five Elements Mountain, and stuck it tightly to a square stone.That mountain is rooted and seamed, you can use the breath, climb out with your hands, and shake it.A Nuo reported back: "The post has been posted."

Tathagata resigned from the gods of the Jade Emperor, and went out of the gate of heaven with the two venerables. Then, with a compassionate heart, he recited mantras and summoned an earth god to the Five Elements Mountain to live in prison on the mountain together with the five parties.But when he was hungry, he ate iron balls with him; when he was thirsty, he drank with his melted copper juice.When his calamity is full, someone will save him.

Confidence, this Monkey King does not know what year and month will be full of disasters.

After an Antiy Conference, all the great Luo Jinxians gathered together.All kinds of natural and rare treasures were randomly displayed on the table, and no one took a second look.

Eating pears and gnawing jujubes, Marshal Tianpeng suddenly felt that this barefoot immortal was too mean to the Tathagata Buddha.He took two pears and a few jujubes, and sent the Tathagata Buddha away.

Marshal Tianpeng expressed this idea, only to see the barefoot immortal rolled his eyes, and said without hesitation: "It's just a Qi trainer at the peak of the Golden Immortal, what kind of treatment can I give him. What are you waiting for? It's time to become a Daluo Jinxian, so let me talk about other things! It's just a Monkey King, and you have to play so many tricks, even tricks like illusion, haha!"

The big Luo Jinxian around smiled, and none of them expressed any objection.However, the barefoot Daxian's large pot of jujubes, nearly [-], was divided up by dozens of Daluo Jinxians.

Treating the barefoot immortal who was so stingy with the Tathagata Buddha, and seeing the Daluo Jinxian around him eating happily, not only did he not feel distressed, but he was also very happy in his heart.To get to the bottom of it, the Barefoot Immortal judges people.