[Zhongyingmei] I use the card to save the world

After rejecting Wanda's invitation to stay overnight at the academy, Ian bid farewell to everyone at Xavier Academy and flew towards the Fulian Building.

On the way, Ian carefully recalled his behavior today to see if there was anything wrong.

Because of Charles' unintentional remark of "Your visionary and Ian's abilities are very similar", Ian even walked in front of Charles with Shadow.

At other times, she was with Wanda and Pietro. Ian carefully recalled today's experience, and finally came to a conclusion, that is:

Her acting is perfect!Today's play with Shadow turned out really well!

The abnormally inflated Ian fell into a deep self-affirmation, completely unaware that his flight direction had deviated—under normal circumstances, the butler would open the French windows for her when he noticed Ian’s return, usually The first window.

But today, it happened that there was something wrong with that window and it couldn't be opened, so after the butler detected Ian's return, he opened the second window.

However, Ian, who was extremely swollen today, didn't realize this. She rushed straight to the first closed window without even looking, and then...

"boom!"

Tony in the hall was startled by the loud noise, and the well-served coffee in his hand spilled all over his trouser legs. Steve, who was sitting next to Tony, also looked out of the window at the source of the loud noise, but outside the window Empty with nothing.

"Butler, what happened just now!" Tony asked the butler as he wiped his pants with a dark face.

Could it be that some short-sighted organization wants to provoke them to reunite?The thought flashed through Tony's mind.

It is not surprising that Tony has this idea. After all, among the major superhero organizations, only the address of their reunion is the most conspicuous and the easiest to find.

Those villains who want to become famous with the act of "defeating Chaoying" will always be the first target of their reunion.

Then they will find that the most conspicuous thing about the Avengers is not a soft persimmon. Some of the villains taught by the Avengers to be human have given up their dreams and went home to farm with peace of mind, while others are unwilling to find the next superhero. British organization.

The results are obvious, and the villain who chooses the latter usually gets a new round of beatings.

A certain villain A who did not want to be named: Back then I shouldn’t have provoked the X-Men after provoking the Avengers, otherwise I wouldn’t have been beaten and disfigured and couldn’t find a wife )

A certain villain B who was very willing to reveal his name but was rejected: I told you to go home and farm with me a long time ago, you insisted on not listening, by the way, where is that kid C?

Villain A: Forget it, he went to Gotham after provoking the Avengers, and he is still locked up in Arkham.

"Sir, the loud noise just now was made by Miss Fantasia." The butler replied, not sure if it was an illusion, but Tony actually heard a hint of a smile from the butler's tone.

"No, I think I'm fine." Ian stubbornly resisted the redness and swelling on his forehead, and rejected Tony's proposal to call a doctor for her.

When the time comes, if the doctor asks how she got hurt, how should she answer?Do you want to say that because of bad eyesight, you hurt your head when you bumped into the glass?

No!Such a stupid thing must not be known by the fourth person!

"Is it really not necessary? What if I have a concussion?" Tony gloated, the smile on his face couldn't be hidden.

"Okay Tony." Steve clenched his fists to cover the corners of his lips, "If you continue talking, the visionary will start."

Ian on the side: gas into a pufferfish jpg

Steve looked at Ian's forehead, got up and walked to the wall, took out a bottle of spray medicine from the cabinet and handed it to Ian, said: "Your injury is not too serious, use this medicine to Just spray it on the wound, it’s for pain relief and swelling.”

"Thank you!" Ian said gratefully, "Sure enough, you are more reliable as the captain, unlike some childish ghosts."

Childish Tony: "Who do you call a Childish?!"

Ian: "Whoever promises to say who!"

"You are naive!"

"You are the most childish!"

Listening to their quarrel like little chickens, Steve said helplessly, "Okay, okay, stop arguing."

"Humph!"

"Ah!"

Seeing the two people who finally calmed down, Steve glanced at the time and said, "It's almost time for dinner, let me cook."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at the two people sitting on the sofa and asked for advice, "I'm going to make pizza, what flavor do you want?"

Ian: "I want ham!"

Tony: "Of course it's beef!"

The two people who had different opinions looked at each other, and there was a faint flash of fire between the eyes.

From the moment Steve heard their answer, he knew they were going to start again, and he counted to three silently in his heart.

three……

two……

one……

“Ham &*[email protected]￥!”

"Beef&*#%￥!"

Steve got up silently, he shouldn't have asked that question just now, forget it, he should think about what kind of pizza he should make.

An hour later, Tony and Ian were sitting at opposite ends of the sofa, each holding a glass of water, their mouths were dry after arguing for too long. Just as they were about to start the next round of war, Steve in the kitchen interrupted them There is a tense atmosphere among them.

"The pizza is ready, it's time to eat."

The two quickly rushed to the kitchen, choking each other a few words as they grabbed the seats.

Tony: "The pizza must be beef!"

Ian: "Oh, why do I think I smell ham?"

Ian's confident expression froze instantly when he saw the pizza on the plate.

What's this? ! ! !

Tony, who was sitting across from Ian, also questioned from his soul, "What is this green thing!"

"It's bitter melon." Steve, who had neatly arranged the tableware in the kitchen, came out with two cups of green liquid, and he put the cups in front of Ian and Tony, "Okay, let's start eating."

Ian pointed at the suspicious green liquid in the cup in front of him with trembling fingers, and asked, "Captain, what is this?"

The disheveled Tony also looked at Steve, and he asked for a familiar smell from the cup, could it really be what he was thinking of?

Steve smiled slightly, breaking Tony's hope, and said, "This is bitter melon juice."

"The weather is hot, eating more bitter melon is good for your health."

"Seeing how you guys were arguing just now, it's time to eat some bitter melon to reduce the fire."

See if you dare to quarrel in the future, smile jpg

Looking at the reluctant Tony and Ian, Steve threw out the common lie that parents used to lie to children, "Don't worry, this is actually not bitter at all, you can try it."

Kid Ian: "...Actually, I'm allergic to bitter melon, really."

Little friend Tony: "Old Popsicle, do you think I'm only three years old?! Only Fat Jiu would believe such words!"

Alien, and very innocent Clinton: Thanks, offended.

In the end, Ian and Tony finished the whole plate of bitter melon pizza, and even drank the glass of strangely colored bitter melon juice.

This is not because they suddenly changed their tastes and found that bitter melon is also delicious, but because...

Without skills and armor, they can't beat Steve, the kind that can't beat the two together.

violent suppression jpg

After eating, the two spread out on the sofa, like two salted fish who had lost their dreams.

"I don't want to see something like bitter melon again." Ian said, her burps smell like bitter melon now.

"Me too." On this point, Tony and Ian maintained a high degree of agreement.

Steve was cleaning the kitchen, and Ian and Tony also thought about helping out, but the place they cleaned was even messier than it was when they didn't clean it, and finally the black-faced Steve gave him a hand. Get out of the kitchen.

Tony stood up and glanced at Steve who was cleaning the kitchen, and after confirming that he couldn't hear him now, he whispered, "Housekeeper, go get someone to buy all the bitter melons around the building!"

"Sir, will you ship it back to the building after you buy it?"

"No." Tony said with bitterness and hatred on his face, "Destroy them all!"

"Steve must not be allowed to buy another bitter melon!"

"No problem, sir."

Later, Tony’s actions caused those merchants to think that the market of bitter gourd was very good this year, so they began to buy in large quantities. The scenario that Tony imagined that the bitter gourd would disappear did not happen at all. Instead, he and Ian made him and Ian eat several more bitter gourd meals. It was very miserable.

........................

"Good morning Tony, you look good today." Ian praised Tony on the sofa.

"Thank you, your hairstyle today is also very good." Tony responded.

Clinton, who was sitting next to Tony, took a sip of milk and got it in his throat, causing him to cough for a long time.

"No! What's the situation with you two!" Clinton looked at Tony's very obvious dark circles, and then at Ian's unruly hair because of his improper sleeping position. "What is this new interactive?" damage way?"

He just left for a mission, why did these two people become like this when they came back?Did you take the wrong medicine?

Natasha, who knew what she really wanted, smiled and looked at the two pretenders, and said, "Okay, the captain just went out and is not in the building."

After hearing Natasha's words, Tony and Ian were visibly relieved.

The superficial expression of "we are good teammates, we want to love each other" instantly turned into Clinton's familiar mocking face.

Confused, Clinton said, "What's the matter with you, what's the matter with Steve?"

"You don't understand, it's all a lesson from blood!" Ian said with a sad face, "No, it should be said to be a lesson from bitter melon."

"What does this have to do with bitter gourd?" Clinton was even more confused. "But when it comes to bitter gourd, I seem to have seen many businesses advertising bitter gourd products recently. Is it very popular to eat bitter gourd recently?"

"It's all due to a certain naive ghost! If it wasn't for his bad idea, maybe I wouldn't have to eat so many bitter melons!"

"You're still talking about me! Didn't you agree with me when I did that!"

Clinton, who couldn't understand what the two were arguing about, shrugged, looked behind them, and said, "Hey! Steve, you're back!"

The expressions of the two in the quarrel froze, and they turned around slowly, and saw Steve carrying a bag of green vegetables.

"Team, Captain, you're back..."

"Old Popsicle, we're not arguing! Really! We're just talking loudly!"

Steve smiled slightly: "Bitter melon for lunch today."

The author has something to say: Today's home game is three-year-old Ni and three-year-old En, as well as their mother Steve (funny)

I'm late again orz

感谢在2020-06-0601:25:25~2020-06-0800:10:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: afternoon tea, Tiandao, Ruchu 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Yuye Koi Shuishudie and Cangshu; 1 bottle of Moyan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!