I've been waiting for three years

Faced with the test papers that he could vomit every day, Luo Nanfeng was quite surprised that he could still persist. , Whoever loses will eat breakfast for three days.

Luo Nanfeng looked at the tall and burly classmates left in the classroom, tsk tsk, he knew that he had no artistic taste at all, how could mortals understand me?The black eyes rolled around, and after looking around, he came to Xin Zhou. In fact, Luo Nanfeng felt that he was quite cheap. When people ignored him, he didn't want to talk. Disturbing others is as if you don't like him, but you still want to invite him to play, so that you won't lose too badly in the game of poker.

Turning to Xin Zhou's desk, trying to find a topic, saw a few pictures on the table, and said casually, "This painting is not bad, obviously it looks like a person."

Luo Nanfeng was still watching Xin Zhou's face while talking.

Xin Zhou, who was clearing the table, glanced at Luo Nanfeng and said nothing. Luo Nanfeng asked with perseverance, "Is that right?"

Xin Zhou didn't want to talk at first, but when he saw Luo Nanfeng's tireless spirit, he wanted to complain.

"How can you tell that this is a human being?" Xin Zhou answered angrily.

Luo Nanfeng said without thinking, "Intuition, and I am also very smart, with extraordinary artistic cells"

Xin Zhou scoffed, "Intuition? It's fine if your sexual orientation is abnormal, but now you're completely assimilated by a woman, right?"

"What's wrong with the woman? You were not born by a woman. Without women, would there be such a great world?" Luo Nanfeng despised Xin Zhou very disdainfully.

Xin Zhou rolled his eyes, "Just blow it up, I just drew two strokes, you are so good, why don't you go to the sky!"

Luo Nanfeng put the two tables at the back together, hopped his legs and sat on the table, stroked the table with his hand, lay on his side on the table, propped his head up with his right hand, blinked his eyes, and rubbed He said to Xin Zhou in front of him, "Look, isn't this going to heaven?"

The person opposite Luo Nanfeng looked at all this petrifiedly. Seeing the coughing cough of the person in front of him, he didn't know what words to use to describe it. At that time, he felt that he was no different from a girl. , Xin Zhou felt goose bumps all over his body, bowed his head, and continued to pack his schoolbag, whatever he was doing!

"..." Luo Nanfeng didn't expect that he would actually slap the tiger's ass when he flattered him. Isn't this just looking for trouble?And I worked so hard to create a topic, but this person didn't even have a sense of humor. He held his mouth, sat up, jumped off the table, and put the table together in its original position.

Xin Zhou packed his schoolbag, walked around Luo Nanfengxiang and walked towards the door of the classroom without looking at it.

When he saw Xin Zhou who was about to leave the classroom, Luo Nanfeng immediately took two steps forward, pretending to be a very good friend, put his arm around Xin Zhou's shoulder and said, "I invite you to eat red sun, let's go play poker this week , how is it, does it please you?"

Xin Zhou stopped in his tracks, cursing in his heart, "Don't think that I don't know what you're paying attention to, don't think that a red sun can buy me as the squad leader, and Tao Yuanming didn't bend his waist for five buckets of rice." He snorted twice and continued to move forward Walking away, I saw Luo Nanfeng's proud expression with a glance, and he was a little proud, and he laughed twice and said, "Xiao Luozi, it's impossible for me to wipe your ass for you!" .”

Luo Nanfeng immediately stepped forward to grab Xin Zhou, who thought he was very impulsive and reckless, and said, "Those two red suns?"

Xin Zhou didn't speak, and continued to walk forward.

Luo Nanfeng felt his arm being pulled again, bit it, and said happily, "Three, I won't call you any more!"

Xin Zhou stopped and moved to "Really?"

Nodding, Luo Nanfeng, who was very loyal, let go of Xin Zhou's arm, "Yeah, really."

Xin Zhou patted his non-existent beard in a mature way, and said to Luo Nanfeng proudly, "Then what are you waiting for? Xiao Luozi shows me!"

"Zha..." Luo Nanfeng bent over dramatically, turning into a high-pitched voice.

The two came out to play.

Back at home at night, I stole my mother’s flip phone, and used the 2G network to steal vegetables from other people’s QQ farms and small animals from QQ farms. When I saw that my own food was leaked by that bastard boy, Luo Nanfeng He always curses and swears, wishing to steal a few more from other people's homes to make up for his own losses. Luo Nanfeng also pays attention to his mother's movements while playing with his mobile phone. Once he finds out, he runs away immediately, which is exciting and novel. After experiencing family changes, Luo Nanfeng will feel very happy when he thinks back to the present and when he was a child. He often sighs that although he was not very rich at that time, the family was still there, gossiping with neighbors, and talking with grandpa and grandma. Have a chat, everything is fine.

I looked through the chat history and found that there were not a few people online, so I secretly put it back to the original place, turned left and right, stood up and squatted down, squatted down and stood up again, Li Mei, who was about to sleep, was fooled by Luo Nanfeng I was very upset and shouted, "If you want to go to the bathroom, go to the bathroom, no one is in the bathroom"

Luo Nanfeng replied obediently, then walked towards the toilet, put his hand on the toilet doorknob, turned his head and said to his mother, "My sister called and said she bought a fan on Taobao, by the way, Mom, look at what our family lacks, I let my sister buy it, there are many styles and cheap, Taobao is really good."

"Our family doesn't lack anything, but money, can we buy money?" After speaking, the door shut the bedroom.

Luo Nanfeng thought that he would never be able to talk to her mother again, it was too much trouble.

While thinking, he stood on the floor of the toilet and thought about what he was going to do. He slapped himself on the forehead with a "slap", and his brain circuit finally returned to normal. You need to go to the toilet, you idiot" turned around, tied up his pants, and walked towards his bedroom.

Luo Nanfeng was flipping left and right in his bedroom, not knowing what book to read. When he was in conflict, he glanced around and found the book "Laughing Campus" that he hadn't read for a long time. It's been almost a year. , Luo Nanfeng wiped the non-existent dust with his hand, and the book also changed from bright red to a bit shabby. Thinking of the origin of this book, Luo Nanfeng felt a little funny.

Turn on the dim desk lamp, pour a glass of water, Luo Nanfeng sits at his desk, flips through the book page by page, and laughs when he sees the funny parts, and thinks the protagonist is good Stupid, the villain in the book turned into himself, full of laughter every moment.

"Xia Yang" was written with a black gel pen on the back of the last page. Luo Nanfeng stopped holding the book, read the book, and remembered the award ceremony held by the class...