High-energy love diary [Comprehensive]

Oda Sakunosuke glanced in the direction of the kitchen calmly, got up and walked to the balcony, Dazai Osamu followed, and closed the sliding door thoughtfully.

The afterglow of the evening sprinkled on the two of them, the slightly cool breeze blew the skirts of the clothes, and the winding shadows projected on the ground were clearly outlined. Just happy" look.

Osamu Dazai took advantage of his friend not paying attention, and quickly turned on the PA button: "I wanted to tell you a long time ago, but thinking about it from Qianxia, ​​it will surprise you even more."

"This is impossible!" The sharp voice made people imagine her furious expression through the phone. As long as she was not in front of Qian Xia, she had always been very poor at managing her emotions.

"The two of them are using each other's body now! What they face every day is their own face! Falling in love?! With yourself?!"

Oda Sakunosuke thought it was a coincidence, and he thought so too.However, according to observations in the past few days (99.9% of them are heart-pounding heart sounds), I have to admit that the two are in a normal relationship.

...It's also tiring to be forced to stuff dog food every day at an old age, no wonder Saki is so happy.

"Every day is sweet even to me. I feel like I'm watching a sweet idol drama," Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "Especially Qianxia, ​​maybe because of her rich theoretical experience, she is very active in this regard."

Their little cabbage is full of sweet talk, wishing to use all the game experience accumulated over the years on her boyfriend, so you can often see Baohao blushing and helpless.

Although Osamu Dazai could guess what he was thinking based on his expression, he couldn't be specific about his tone and language. It's a pity that he couldn't hear his heartbeat.

"—Shut up!" Tomie Kawakami said viciously, "Qian Xia must have had an illusion because her face is too beautiful! That bastard actually took advantage of the situation?! I want him to—"

In the next second, a flat and unwavering voice interrupted her, as if being strangled by the throat, and even the breath sound could no longer be transmitted.

"Hey, Fu Jiang."

Oda Sakunosuke squinted at Dazai Osamu, he was still smiling, his eyes were casually glanced at the green potted plants in the corner.

"Qianxia finally chose a new life. If you dare to make trouble..." Osamu Dazai said in a helpless tone, as if he was facing a forced and helpless choice, "I will kill you all."

Osamu Dazai was serious, just like when he found out that Tomie was approaching Oda Sakunosuke.

With an unquestionable attitude, he drew a line for Kawakami Tomie to warn her - don't cross it, don't even touch it, if you're smart, it's better to keep an absolute safe distance.

Kawakami Tomie dared not speak out, so he had to ask another person who was relatively easy to talk for help: "Oda, that guy is heartbroken! Qianxia will definitely be bullied in the future! Maybe she will be domestically abused! Can you bear it? !"

Oda Sakunosuke thought about it in Tomie's expectant silence.

Words such as "know people, know face, but not heart" cannot be applied to Bakugo Katsuki at this time, not to mention that he did not hide his thoughts at all. He didn't ask his mother to wear a small skirt. Occasionally, his expanded thinking can bring other information.

So the old father came to the final conclusion - no wonder the mother was single so far, with his personality, if he hadn't had the opportunity to understand his heart, no girl would fall in love with him.

And Qian Xia's world is too small, because of her personality and her childhood experiences, she subconsciously becomes wary of outsiders.The way Bakugo appeared and the existence of the heart sound, to her, it was like a test paper filled with correct answers suddenly appeared in a confused exam, and her joy and curiosity gradually evolved into a girl's mind.

This kind of miraculous fate will make others want to protect it.

"That child, you can rest assured." Oda Sakunosuke whispered, "And the domestic violence is too exaggerated."

Kawakami Tomie found himself helpless in despair, unable to speak for a long time.

Osamu Dazai smiled softly: "If you want to be open, it's better than the Mafia anyway? Don't you like Akutagawa more? Don't forget how many dangers those children encountered before Oda and I formally joined the Armed Detective Agency."

Fu Jiang was silent, after all...there is no worst but worse.

After the mimic incident, Kawakami Tomie felt great dislike for Mori Ogai and the mafia. Even if she thought Akutagawa Ryunosuke was the most suitable candidate, she gave up her thoughts because of the other party's mafia status.

"...Professional heroes are not much better." Fu Jiang felt troubled.

"No way," Osamu Dazai pitied the mother who shot herself in the foot. "Who told you to let them meet?"

——The phone was hung up angrily.

Oda Sakunosuke put away the phone amid Dazai Osamu's brisk laughter: "It seems that you are very satisfied with Bakugo, otherwise you wouldn't help him clear the obstacles like this."

"Wrong, I'm helping Qianxia," Osamu Dazai smiled harmlessly, "If there is the first boyfriend, there will be countless ones. Get rid of Tomie's idea of ​​'whoever touches my daughter will die' as soon as possible, so that Qianxia can talk more about it in the future. in love."

Old father: "..."

Someone tapped lightly on the glass.

Kawakami Chinatsu opened the sliding door and handed the cut fruit to Oda Sakuyuki's assistant: "What are you doing here?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and glanced at the heartbreaker behind her, who tensed his nerves as if he was facing a big enemy: "Ah... We were discussing whether Bakugou did anything to your body in the middle of the night."

Qian Xia:? ? ?

Bakugo Katsuki: ... Day!Come again!

He reflexively looked at Oda Sakunosuke, who was suddenly sullen, and decided to save himself: [Fuck, I didn't mean it!What can I do if the towel accidentally slips off in the shower! ]

——Just touched it with one finger! ! !

"If you slide down again, your whole hand will be chopped off." The old father said blankly.

The enthusiasm on Kawakami Qianka's face has not faded, and she hurriedly dragged Bakugou away from the scene, and Dazai Osamu sighed melancholy from behind.

"Look, I won't unite with you now, and I will rebel against you in the future."

***

Bakugo Katsuki was not angry because he was intimidated by the parent group, but annoyed that he couldn't control his thinking at that moment and revealed the secret about his girlfriend's body **-even if it was an elder!

Kawakami Qianxia coaxed her boyfriend for a long time but failed to coax her boyfriend well, so she could only reluctantly show her past embarrassing things and let him know that there are more pitiful people in this world.

"Once I asked netizens to recommend movies..."

Bakugo Katsuki originally cooperated with her to divert his thinking, but the next sentence made him explode directly.

"She sent me an a/v." Kawakami Qianxia looked at his staring eyes, and stuck out the tip of her tongue in embarrassment, "Of course I feel fresh about things I have never seen before, so although I feel very shy Don’t worry, I’d better watch it.”

Still the kitchen py.However, Qianxia Kawakami didn't dare to say it out, fearing that it would be self-defeating. Of course it doesn't matter if there are only two people in the villa, but it's a pity...

[Then what? ] Bakugo Katsuki could almost foresee what happened to the people under the same roof as her.

"Fortunately, only Sakule and Dazai were at home at that time," Kawakami Chika chuckled, and then curled her lips in aggrieved and fearful manner, "Then Dazai locked me in the audio-visual room and gave me horror stories like cursing the white old woman Sadako. The entire film was played once."

Bakugo Katsuki was stunned by this magical turn, and stared blankly at her getting more and more angry as she spoke: "Do you know how much he went too far?! He locked me in a chair and turned the volume to the maximum, as long as As soon as you close your eyes, you will frighten me with the music!"

So the a/v sequelae turned into a horror movie sequelae, and the effect was so good that even Sakunosuke Oda just said a few words about Osamu Dazai without pain after learning about it, completely ignoring the one who was so scared that he dared not turn off the lights to sleep for a month Small poor.

Qian Xia now feels lingering fear when recalling that inhumane torture.

"Look, are you luckier than me?" Kawakami Qianxia joked.

Bakugo Katsuki nodded blankly, once his attention was shifted, those impetuous and embarrassing emotions gradually calmed down.

[Don't worry, I'm not a pervert, I won't do anything to your body...Damn it!When will it be possible to change back, Aizawa clearly said that it will only be two days. ]

Kawakami Qianxia was slightly taken aback: "Only these two days?"

[Well, they are communicating. ] Bakugo Katsuki couldn't help but relax, but out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that Qianxia pursed her lower lip uneasily.

"By the way! I'll show you something!" Before he could think too much, Chinatsu Kawakami took out her mobile phone with great interest, tapped it twice, and handed it to him.

Bakugo Katsuki looked at the name note above——

She changed her original summer to "Miss.Nine", and then changed his note to "Mr.Three".

Bakugo:?

"The answer to dividing nine by three is..." Qianxia Kawakami winked playfully under her boyfriend's suspicious gaze, "It's you besides you."

If it was before, Bakugo would definitely feel happy and angry that she was the one to take the lead again - ever since the two started their weird love mode, she was very proactive, making him always distressed because he couldn't do more (after all, it was A straight man of steel who also failed in the theory of maternal-fetal singleness).

And...how does 36D's body take the initiative? !

But now, the professional hero is heartbroken and follows his instincts, combining all the abnormalities with the uneasiness he keenly captured just now, just like analyzing cases in the past, thinking carefully and calmly.

The smile on Kawakami Chinaka's face gradually became stiff, and a trace of bewilderment flashed across her eyes: "I, I remembered something to tell Oda Saku..."

Bakugo Katsumi quickly grabbed her wrist, preventing her from fleeing the scene.He met her panicked gaze and was puzzled: [...Why do you feel insecure? ]

The enthusiasm and initiative on the surface are actually aggressive in order to take him as his own as soon as possible.

But at the same time, it's also a sign of insecurity.

He actually just noticed it now.

Being found out about her secret little thoughts, Kawakami Qianxia was extremely disturbed, shame and self-blame faintly flashed on her face.

[Did I say something or do something? ] Bakugo Katsuki is rarely at a loss, [I, I have no experience, I don’t know how to fall in love, and some thoughts are just thinking, and there is no other meaning...]

It's like a high-achieving student in science is facing an archaeological problem, and the field spans the world. He can only dig out all possible useful information from his memory.Seeing Kawakami Qianxia felt even more guilty.

"...It's not Bakugo's problem, you didn't do anything wrong," Kawakami Chinatsu seemed to find it difficult to speak, his voice was barely audible, and the words he said were slightly vague, so Bakugo Katsuki had to work hard to concentrate.

"Now the sound of my heart is on you, and every thought of yours is the right answer for me," Chinatsu Kawakami turned her head away, not daring to look at him, "I think... I want Bakugo to like me more, in exchange for this After the body, maybe you won't reconsider our relationship because of the shortcomings exposed by my heart sound."

Just like a strategy game, enough favorability will make the other party care about you more.

Thinking is uncontrollable, and people also have two sides, and her heart voice will make everything impossible to hide.

For her, the day when she changed her body was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and she, Cinderella, had to leave a crystal slipper, so that the prince would come to her.

[...So you said that you will get married on the day you change your body, just talking about it?Don't you really think so? ]

Kawakami Qianxia suddenly turned her head, so fast that she almost broke her neck.

[Hey!I made a serious decision! ] Bakugo Katsuki met her gaze in disbelief, as if he was looking at a scum girl who was full of sweet talk and full of flamboyance.

[What reconsiders relationship?What to consider? ]

"No...it's not! I mean..." Qian Xia stuttered and was intercepted in just a moment.

Bakugo Katsuki is now full of the phrase reconsider the relationship, the habitual thinking of straight men is——

Security = Marriage.

Insecure = not necessarily married.

"Wait, wait?" Kawakami Qianxia wanted to defend herself, but was forced by his sharp gaze to forget her words for a moment.

Katsuki Bakugo turned on the attack mode, and for the first time showed her male aggression in front of her, wanting to swear his sovereignty.

He took out his mobile phone, clasped Qianxia's hand with his other hand, and quickly took a photo of interlocking fingers to post a post.

Because the movement was too fast, the photo was blurry, but the hands of a man and a woman could still be distinguished.

[Heartbroken: My wife! ! ! 】

People who came across this one after another——

Hero Class A:? ? ?

Bakugo couple:! ! !

Office of Heroes: ? ? ?

Gossip media:! ! !

Under Qianxia's dull gaze, Bakugo Katsuki proudly shook the phone in his hand that suddenly rang, and "Old Woman" flashed on the screen.

He draws out his tone slowly, like a general who has won the battle is showing off his achievements: [Do you want to answer the phone? ]