Immortal world boss fancy wife chasing

Xiao Sanlang, the hero of the brilliant crown, became famous when he was young, but now he is unknown to everyone.

The young man was praised for his appearance, which was not very refreshing.

Everyone in the world knows that he has the posture of a fairy, forgets the beauty of dust, looks back and smiles, and is full of charm.He only thought that he had a false name and was angry in his heart.

Therefore, she often pretends to be open-chested, revealing her breasts and shawls, wandering around the market wantonly, and is often called a bastard, a hooligan, and a rascal. As she grows older, the reputation of beauty fades away. When she is met again, there is no one I can recall the name of Xiao Sanlang, who is the best among all heroes.

Saburo didn't feel frustrated, but he was so unrestrained and happy.

He is fond of mountains and rivers, carefree and lively.Hearing that next month will be the martial arts competition held once every ten years, he was curious, so he packed his bags and went to the top of Mount Hua.

However, he went on a trip to the mountains and rivers, and unfortunately he provoked bandits in the mountains, who blocked the road halfway, as if they wanted to seek money and kill him.

Saburo repeatedly begged for mercy, wailed, and finally paid the gold and silver, just asking for a little life, so that he could return home to be a filial piety, and live up to his respect and parenting grace.

Bandits don't like this, so they don't hesitate.A bandit saw his expensive clothes and wanted to take them off, but during the tugging, San Lang yelled, revealing a pair of beautiful eyes, which captured the attention of the bandits and made them run away for a while.

Among them, the bandit leader was the most turbulent, his heart was shaken, he couldn't help flicking his horsewhip, and chased him away.

The hooves of the horses behind him made Sanlang panic, he stooped down and rushed into the rice field in a panic, he didn't feel itchy all over his body, he was afraid that there would be a movement that would attract tigers and wolves.

The dust was flying, from far to near, and slowly stopped.

Xiao Sanlang trembled and didn't dare to look closely, he just bent down a little lower.

The visitor was Fengshen and handsome, but his brows were tightly wrinkled. He looked around with eagle eyes, suddenly dismounted from his horse, stepped into the rice field with his long legs.

San Lang felt miserable, and couldn't hold back his interest any longer, so he fled away.

Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, someone picked him up by the waist and carried him on his shoulders.

San Lang trembled in his heart, but he knew that the world was bullying and fearing the hard, and he couldn't escape his confidence, so he pretended to be vicious and made a big noise: "You bandit! I've given you all the money, why don't you let me go?"

The bandit caressed his back and buttocks, and suddenly chuckled: "Xiao Sanlang, the hero of the glamorous crown, is peerless in the city and no one will reward him. How can I let this beauty go, and I have become a good thing, how about going against wild mandarin ducks?"

Saburo struggled harder as if he was hit by thunder.

The bandit patted him on the back, as if to comfort him, and he said slowly: "Mo Dong, you will be my wife after you enter the village, and I will provide you with delicious food and drink, and have a good time at night, and let you play at that time." trouble."

Saburo was so ashamed and indignant, he thought to himself that a man wanted to be his wife?I would rather die than surrender!

...It's better to repeat the same old tricks and put on a vulgar attitude. No matter how anxious the bandit is, he won't be able to swallow it, and he will let him go voluntarily if he whines again and again.

Wonderful, wonderful, this method is very good.

Thinking about it this way, when he got on the horse, Sanlang was trapped in the arms of the bandit leader. The mountain road was bumpy, and there were some bumps and bumps. Gradually, there was a hot object behind his buttocks. .

Sanlang was startled and frightened, he leaned over and hugged the beast's neck tightly, pouted his buttocks to get away from it, but the hard object got closer, his warm breath made his ears scorching: "What are you afraid of, it will happen sooner or later. "

Sanlang pursed his lips and didn't answer, he only hated his bad luck, how he provoked such a fool.

The mountain road was muddy and the sewage was splashing everywhere. He changed his mind and yelled like a rascal: "Oh, oh, this horse's stomach hurts. I ate some mushrooms on the way, and I'm afraid the filth will come out!"

The bandit leader turned livid and got off his horse, and lifted the man into the grass: "Hurry up, don't play any tricks!"

Sanlang rushed into the grass, pretended to take off his clothes, stuffed some mud into his sleeves, and fumbled the edge of the sleeves, squatting for a long time.

"What tricks are you doing? You have been out for three quarters of an hour?" The bandit leader couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to go up to find out, "My dear boy, no one will come to rescue you when you squat until the stars turn around, why don't you let me have some fun? .”

Saburo acted in panic, sat down with his buttocks, his clothes were covered with mud, he got up in a panic, swung back in a gesture, wiped the mud on his sleeves again, then slowly put on his underwear and jacket, pretending to be ingratiating: "Good brother, don't rush me, just come."

The bandit got on his horse, and San Lang took the initiative to meet him, the mud on his sleeves made the man's face stinky: "Take it off!"

"Ah?" Saburo didn't realize it, pretending to be innocent, "there is nothing usable in the wilderness, so Sanlang has to make do with it for the time being."

"Gentlemen are so polite, why are you acting like this?" The bandit leader pulled off his outer shirt with a blue face, unexpectedly the clothes here were also stained with filth, and sternly reprimanded, "It's unsightly!"

San Lang thought in his heart that even a bandit leader dared to scold me for being unsightly, it was ridiculous, but his face was full of shyness: "My good brother, why do you hate me? It's a wedding night in the bridal chamber, so I have to bear it sooner or later."

It seems to be joking, and it seems to be mocking.

The bandit leader's face was ugly, he finally thought of the man walking down the valley road, and suddenly couldn't eat.

Sanlang has been good at observing words and expressions since he was a child. Seeing this scene, he became even more attached to him: "Good brother, a husband and wife for a day and a hundred days of kindness, why do you dislike Sanlang because of a moment of filth? Sanlang also wants to do good deeds with his elder brother, and be a carefree couple." What about wild mandarin ducks?"

The bandit leader's expression changed several times, but finally he endured it, picked up Saburo, and drove westward.

San Lang was shocked, how could such a nasty attitude be tolerated?I'm afraid I won't be able to eat and hold on.

Just as he was thinking, regardless of the jolting of the horse, the mud on his sleeve kept snoring on the man, with a look of panic on his face: "It's too fast, too fast, slow down."

The bandit leader couldn't stand his slovenly behavior, held his sleeves with one hand, and tore them off abruptly, revealing two forearms that were as white as lotus roots, which were even more delicate with the filthy spots on them.

The previous eyes-obscuring behavior suddenly dissipated like green smoke, the bandit leader's throat rolled lightly, and he quickly wrapped his arms around Sanlang's waist, whispering softly, afraid of offending the beauty: "After passing this mountain, there is a long waterfall. My brother took Sanlang to bathe and change clothes. If you are good at serving, you must be familiar with the work first."

Sanlangxiang shook his shoulders, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he hated in his heart, how could this pervert be able to do so many tricks, it would be even more troublesome if he got into the water.

Saburo was secretly anxious, and said: "Good brother, it's cool in autumn today, Yequan Sanlang can't bear it, if he catches a cold, I'm afraid it will drag brother down."

"Don't be afraid," the bandit leader finally couldn't bear the itching in his heart. He lowered his head and sucked a sweet kiss first, "playing in the water and bathing together, being active and active, so that the body can't get cold. If you don't want to give Saburo a grind, drill wood to make fire If you are born with heat all your life, I will keep you from being unbearably hot, but the wild spring is not cold enough, and my brother's fire is not hot enough."

San Lang blushed with embarrassment, and gave him a hard look, thinking that the number of paragraphs was too high.This Meiju might not be able to keep Liao.

The author has something to say: Well, just... write this style to test the waters, and it will be over in a few chapters.