The whole people's krypton gold supports my C debut

"We on Saturday" originally had a trailer at the end of each issue, usually revealing who the guests will be in the next issue, but the last issue was an exception.

The show only cut eight black silhouettes, leaving the audience to guess for themselves.

But who knew that the program group sold such a big deal!

One can count the number of times Bai Chang has participated in variety shows, but this time he not only participated, but joined forces with the new star Ruan Yuequan. Even if this show is boring, the ratings will explode. okay!

Now the fans couldn't care less about tearing up under Chi Yan's video, they flocked to the TV and started watching "We on Saturday".

"We on Saturday" is the treasure of Xigua TV. It is broadcast at seven o'clock every night. In order to take care of the habits of netizens and the barrage culture that has been developed, when the TV station broadcasts, it will be delayed by 5 minutes on the Internet. Go live.

[When Ruan Yuequan made Chi Yan's krypton gold list before, I wondered how they met. It turned out that they recorded "Saturday's Us" together? ]

[After being reminded like this, I am very curious about what Chi Yan did to make Sister Ruan suddenly give her 100 million. ]

When the show started, the bus on which the girl from all over the country was riding stopped, and the group walked towards their destination. Bai Chang went up first to shake hands with Ruan Yuequan and greeted him.

[Damn, I always thought Boshen would be more feminine in long skirts and dresses, but she looks so young in a sweater, she doesn't look like a 28-year-old at all. ]

[I'm more surprised by Chi Yan, is her body proportion so good?Standing next to Ruan Yuequan, who was a model, she was not compared at all, her legs were too long! ]

[Yeah... the short Su Wanwan next door was compared very badly. ]

[Hahaha, don't talk about our Wanwan, or she will jump up and beat you up! ]

After the guests gave a brief self-introduction, the program began to enter the normal process, first the grouping session.

Ruan Yuequan won a round of rock-paper-scissors first, and after Su Wanwan raised her hand and took the initiative to join her, the next thing happened that surprised everyone—Bai Chang actually chose Chi Yan on his own initiative!

["You are the only seedling of our HM, I don't choose who you choose" This is very ambiguous! ]

[Thought that Bo Chang would avoid being with Chi Yan, the program team gave the script? ]

[Director Zhou is very free, isn't it embarrassing for him to write the script? ]

Indeed, the lack of a script is also a major selling point of "We on Saturday", and it is also one of the special features that can stabilize its position in many new variety shows full of tricks.

In the next step, the program team introduced the origin of the ukulele and the characteristic handicraft industry of the town. Under the aerial photography, the green and green mountains and fields have a very rural atmosphere.

Then it entered the game segment that the audience was most looking forward to. After all, Zhou Wo's program group was famous for its troubles, and it completely ignored the scale, so bold that they made the melon-eaters laugh from ear to ear.

When the long Pocky biscuits and blindfolds were brought up, everyone smiled knowingly.

[Hahahahahaha!I knew the show crew would not let these newcomers go! ]

[It's too miserable, the young birds of the variety show are about to endure hell-level devastation, the program team is not human hahahahahaha. ]

[The gloat above is too obvious!But I also... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ]

Sure enough, after the program group finished introducing the rules of the game, everyone showed embarrassment and entertained the audience.

Soon it's time to select the order.

Bai Chang took the initiative to share the last position, and Chu Anzhi chose the second position very quickly, so that he would not offend anyone and the task would not be too difficult.

The rest of Chi Yan and Cen Kui had uglier faces than the other.

[Sister Chi, what are you doing in a daze!Come on, don't you follow Boshen's ass every day begging for attention? ]

[Chi Yan's acting skills are pretty good, she looks so scared, but in fact she's almost happy in her heart. ]

But what happened next was unexpected.

Chi Yan: "I want to choose number one."

Cen Kui: "But, but... I'm sorry, Teacher Bai is an idol I've liked for a long time... So I always feel like I'm blaspheming her, Chi Yan, let's change it, I really don't dare."

Chi Yan also looked like he was about to cry: "I... I don't want to blaspheme Teacher Bai either."

[grass!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!What did I hear?Chi Yan said she didn't want to blaspheme Bai Shen? ? ? ]

[Sister Chi, just ask, did you blaspheme less before?The airborne crew, the concert secretly poked and confessed with lyrics, and when you quit the circle, you still don’t forget to drag people into the water. You are blaspheming yourself, please don’t be humble! ]

[Why do I feel that Chi Yan seems to be really resisting...]

Later, Bai Chang's words were exactly the same as those of netizens. She said, "Let's go to Chi Yan, after all, the trainees of my company will have the opportunity to be profane in the future, and this time is not bad."

[? ? ? ? ? ]

[Am I hallucinating? ]

[Bai Shen, wake up!That's Chi Yan! ]

It's a pity that the madness of the barrage could not be transmitted to Bai Chang at that time through time, and at this time, the program team also quickly made a final decision, finalizing the identity of Chi Yan's No. [-] position.

[Chu Anzhi wears a blindfold so abstinent, I can't control my saliva...]

[Fuck, I'm a little surprised what's going on with Chi Yan and Chu Anzhi, they're about the same height, their auras are perfect, and their profiles are superior to each other. ]

[When Chu Anzhi held Chi Yan's face, I admitted that I was a cult, I was dirty woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ]

[Chi Yan respects Chu Anzhi quite a bit, and specially covers his lips with his fingers so that he won't touch them. ]

[According to Chi Yan, if she dares to rub Chu Anzhi's popularity, my career fans will be the first to jump out and insult her. ]

[Idiot fans don't come here to show your presence, what is a person thinking about there?Sister Chi likes Bai Shen, but she doesn't like your fledgling trainee. ]

Chi Yan and Chu Anzhi's fight is over, and the next step is the highly anticipated link, the handover between Bai Chang and Chi Yan.

Bo Chang directly reached out to hold the back of Chi Yan's head, and said very ambiguously, "Don't move."

Chi Yan, who had shrunk into a ball, was really as stiff as a stone statue, motionless.

As the two slowly approached, everyone held their breath, and couldn't help becoming tense with Chi Yan's clenched fists, not because of anything else, but mainly because Bai Chang's expression was too serious and gentle, he didn't look like he was playing at all Instead, he was kissing his lover, and after getting closer, he seemed to say something in Chi Yan's ear before he lowered his head and bit the end of the biscuit.

The moment the biscuit broke, the barrage also exploded.

[In a variety show, I actually fulfilled my dream of watching Bai Shen make a kiss scene in my lifetime? ]

Since Bai Chang's debut, she has made a lot of movies, and she has won awards and soft hands, but the strange thing is that she has never accepted a romance movie, and at the age of 28, she has never even filmed a kiss scene.

[When Boshen suppressed his voice to tell Chi Yan not to move, I was completely slapped by Su! ]

[Hahahaha the VJ at the scene was more excited than us, seeing his back jumping up and down looking for a close-up angle made me laugh and cry, so dedicated! ]

[The whisper that Chongjin Qiubai often whispers in Chi Yan's ear! ]

[A blood book begging Baichi CP not to BE! ]

[Ten Thousand Blood Books! ]

It’s fine if it’s just being ambiguous when playing games, and it can be said to be dedicated and competitive, but after the delivery, Bai Chang took the initiative to reach out and help wipe off the biscuit crumbs on Chi Yan’s lips, which is too imaginative .

In fact, there is a close-up of Bai Chang wiped the debris and then sent it to his own lips to lick it off, but the director didn't have the guts to release it, so he cut it out later.

You can think of it with your toes, if this part is separated, Bai Chang's fans will overturn their official blog.

If you lose the game, you must accept the punishment. The red pepper prepared by the program team was immediately served on the table.

[Actually, the loss in this group is all due to Chi Jian, I calculated, if not for her twitching, the time would be at least ten seconds shorter than that of Ruan Yuequan's group. ]

[The others are too miserable, being held back by Chi Yankuang, this chili is very hot at first glance. ]

[Bai Shen has a bad stomach!Don't let her eat chili! ]

But who knew that Chi Yan, who was complaining in the barrage, raised his hand in the next second and offered to bear the punishment alone, and after the director's persuasion, he did not follow suit and insisted on his own opinion.

Soon, she squeezed a whole plate of chili juice neatly, and swallowed it in one gulp with a tragic expression.

[Crazy!A whole plate!Can your stomach take this? ]

[I heard that Chi Yan's voice was immediately hoarse, and his face was so red, so miserable. ]

[srds, her red eyes look like a rabbit, so cute, watery, she wants to knock her face. ]

[Bai Shen is so gentle, he stuffed ice cubes right away. ]

[Chi Yan holds the quilt and drinks milk like a small animal, it's so cute, I want to raise it so much! ]

After the punishment was over and the next round of the game was entered, the program team finally had a conscience and chose a less difficult game of listening to and recognizing songs.

It's just... the style of painting that followed was even more unexpected by everyone.

Before the prelude of the first song lasted more than two seconds, Chi Yan took the lead to answer. Cen Kui just frowned and began to think about the second song. In the second half, it was obvious that everyone in Bai Chang's group had given up on answering, and they all leaned back with their arms folded in a relaxed manner, calmly welcoming Lie Ying silently.

[Damn hahahahaha, have you seen Ruan Yuequan's expression? This is the first time I saw the word "confuse" in her eyes, and I laughed so hard! ]

[It's not just Ruan Yuequan, just now the camera gave the director a close-up, everyone's jaws almost dropped to the ground, okay! ]

[Director's team: I've been doing magic calculations for so many years, but I was defeated by this little girl? ]

[Chi Yan is too good, it's only a second, I listen to all songs with the same meaning in the first second, how did she hear it? ]

[Is it a script? ]

[Here it goes again, said Zhou I don't have a script!And if the director of the script can have that expression, have you seen the screenwriter next to him frantically flipping through the script?Neither did they. ]

The result of listening to the song and knowing the song was very tragic, [-] to [-]. When the director announced the results, everyone in Ruan Yuequan's group covered their faces in embarrassment.

It may be because the game is simple, and the punishment link is relatively loose, all you need to do is to perform a piece of personal talent. Yu Shu, who had been standing in the corner all the time, was pushed up by Su Wanwan.

[Wanwan is so careful, she did it on purpose, knowing that Yu Shu has been silent and has no camera. ]

[Actually, even if Yu Shu is standing in the corner, I can't take my eyes off her!The face is so perfect! ]

["Our family, Yu Shu, likes to do radio gymnastics the most. Look how happy she is doing exercises." Look, Su Wanwan, is she still talking in human terms? ]

[Come on, look at Yu Shu doing exercises, how happy she is, hahahahahaha. ]

[Now I think of the radio gymnastics she first graded on the stage and I want to laugh, hahahahaha. ]

When the BGM of "The Young Eagle Takes Off" came out, the entire screen was filled with question marks.

In the beginning, Yu Shu was the only one jumping, but when she jumped in the middle, she forgot to move and turned around to ask for help. Chi Yan immediately ran up, stood in front of her and began to lead the movement.

And seeing Chi Yan go up, the rest of the people couldn't stay idle.

With their uniform movements and their weird and serious expressions, the next second the director's team burst into laughter, and the background sound was full of geese.

And the two seniors who were watching the trainees dancing radio gymnastics turned their backs one by one.

In the later stage, I wrote P on the backs of the two of them very understandingly.

Bo Chang: Nothing to do with me

Ruan Yuequan: I am not familiar with them

[Hahahahaha!So all the people participating in this competition can do radio gymnastics? ]

[Mom asked me why I suddenly started doing radio gymnastics to the TV. ]

[Hahahaha, I really can't help it, I just stood up and jumped along! ]

[Pay attention to the movement of Fang Baichang and Ruan Yuequan turning their backs and whispering, do they feel ashamed hahahahaha]

[Chu Anzhi wrote all over his face: Don't pick me up! ]

[One thing to say, if I were on the scene, I would also want to find a hole to get in, and shook my head frantically to express that I didn't know these crazy people. ]

[It was too naughty in the later stage, and even gave the word p to Baishen's back hahahaha]

[I didn't want to laugh at first, but the geese from the director team really made me fail, hahahahahahaha! ]

[I laughed until the neighbor next door angrily knocked on the door to warn me, I laughed until the wild rooster crowing with me in the middle of the night, I laughed until my sleeping mother stood up and gave me a big ear]

[They are so much fun!I want to vote hahahahaha. ]

[Sisters come to vote!It's just the first episode, it's not too late to buy shares! ]

Everyone thought that the joy and relaxation of the few people would come to an end here. After all, "We on Saturday" is different from other variety shows. It plays games and laughs, but the actual tasks assigned unambiguous.

I remember that in one episode, two groups of people used the wood allocated by the program group to build wooden houses manually. One group didn’t even have a crane, so they could only pull the wood up and down with ropes. Several of the guests were girls. After returning home, they took selfies on Weibo There were those with blisters, and some who were asked to "recuperate" by the studio instead of asking for leave, and some even vowed never to appear on "Saturday's Us" again.

The task of this issue is not that heavy, but for these pampered stars, it is definitely not easy. After all, it is not good to make a ukulele casually. After the two groups are completed, they have to use their own Qin will perform the show, and then professional craftsmen will comment on it.

A group of people entered the factory under the leadership of the old village head. Two workbenches full of parts and tools greeted the handmade atmosphere.

Because the task this time is relatively easy, the program team did not prepare ukulele assembly drawings for the guests, and everything can only be imagined and explored by themselves.

Just when the program team and the barrage thought that they could finally see how deflated this group of people was, Chi Yan, who had been silent all this time, sat down calmly in front of the workbench.

Chi Yan: "Use 600 mesh or 800 mesh for initial polishing, and 1000 mesh for finishing. When polishing, lightly polish along the growth direction of the wood grain, and strive for a smooth and smooth polishing effect."

Cen Kui: "Then what is the use of this file?"

Chi Yan: "The file is actually less useful. The curved place like the neck is not easy to grind with sandpaper. You can use a file to smooth it."

Su Wanwan also came closer: "Oh, but what happened to the fact that I fiddled with this thing just now, and it became more and more frustrating?"

Then the camera cut a panorama, and everyone gathered around Chi Yan at this time, even Ruan Yuequan, the team leader next door, found a place closest to her to lean against, with an expression of listening attentively.

Chi Yan: "What are you guys doing around me?"

Ruan Yuequan: "Come to learn the scriptures."

[Damn hahahahaha!Why didn't I know that Ruan Yuequan was so shameless before, but I love her so much that she doesn't play cards according to common sense! ]

[Director: I asked you to experience the hardships of a craftsman, and you still have classes? ]

[I suddenly felt sorry for what happened to the program group, it's so cute, Chi Yan is simply a bug in this variety show. ]