What should I do if I am disqualified in the adult room?

Osamu Dazai, the youngest cadre of the Port Mafia, has defected.

Just the night before Zhongya Zhongya returned from a business trip, he took his nominal elder brother, who was actually the leader of his supernatural materialization, directly under the guerrilla captain lost, after blowing up Zhongyuan Zhongya's car. , missing.

Oddly, however, Ogai Mori, the leader of the former port mafia who betrayed him, didn't seem to be very angry, even after mobilizing half of the port mafia members to search for the whereabouts of Osamu Dazai and Satomi. , There is no arrest warrant for Osamu Dazai and Satomi, and it seems that he doesn't care about Osamu Dazai's defection at all.

As the other party involved, that is, Zhongyuan Zhongya, whose car was blown up, knew about this incident, and just opened a bottle of 89-year-old Petrus red wine that night.As for whether to celebrate that he finally got rid of that suicidal maniac or drink away his sorrows, only Nakahara Chuya himself knows.

But it's good to go...

Looking at the undelivered souvenirs on the coffee table and an old picture album that seemed to have been turned over many times, Zhongyuan Zhong also directly picked up the wine bottle and took a sip.

"Are you a fool... You even left a letter to explain it."

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a sigh of relief, and put down the remaining half of Petrus in his hand.

"As long as it's for the sake of the organization, I'm willing to do even the most inhumane thing. 』

There is nothing wrong with Mori Ogai's approach, because this is what the head of an organization should do.

Nakahara can also understand Mori Ogai's approach, and he can also understand Dazai Osamu's defection.If his only friend was pushed out, Nakahara didn't think he could do better than the current Osamu Dazai.

No one is wrong, it can only be said that... different ways do not conspire with each other.

"Bastard Dazai..."

"The one who blew up my car...you better hope I don't run into you again, or—"

Zhong Yuanzhong also drank the remaining half bottle of Petus in one go.It was obviously a high-quality wine that should be tasted carefully, but now in his hands, it has become an alcoholic drink like the spirits he bought drunk.

"Even if there is a mistake to stop you, I will definitely send you to the intensive care unit!"

In the quiet night, the empty Petus wine bottle shone like glass under the incandescent light.

The 'underground office' of the Ability Secret Service Division.

Osamu Dazai folded his arms around his chest, as if he was waiting for something.

This is a secret building located underground in Yokohama, and it is also an institution specially set up by the Supernatural Secret Service Division for those who want to wash away the stains in their past identities.

In this world, not everyone has supernatural powers or superpowers.People with supernatural powers or other special abilities are scarce talents in every country.Therefore, for those people who have special talents and are willing to change their ways, the government has always upheld a lenient approach to dealing with them.

After all, supernatural beings are strategic talents, and every loss of a powerful supernatural being is a huge loss to a country.Therefore, it is normal to adopt some extraordinary means in order to make valuable supernatural users belong.

The underground office of the Supernatural Secret Service Division was born for this purpose.As a country's official agency for supernatural beings, although the Supernatural Secret Service Division has a lot of power, it also has many restrictions.When it comes to the diplomacy between countries, or the infighting between big figures, etc., it is inconvenient for the Supernatural Secret Service to come forward... a kind of person who obeys the government's orders but does not belong to the government is needed. Come and help the Ability Secret Service Section solve the trouble.

And those who have stains on their bodies and need the government's help to clean up and walk in the sun again, become the best candidates.The government uses the method of helping them to whitewash their resumes in exchange for them using their special talents to secretly deal with some troubles that cannot be solved on the surface for the government.

Can doing bad things for the country be called a crime?

of course not!

This is called taking what you need.

"Click."

Suddenly, the door in front of him was pushed open from the inside.Osamu Dazai, who had been waiting for a long time, put down his hand and looked in front of him.

Wearing a black windbreaker with dark overalls, and wearing two knives, one long and one short, Satomi walked out of it.

"Is it replaced?"

"All right."

Satomi nodded.

Hearing the words, Osamu Dazai raised his hand and pinched his chin, as if he was thinking about something.

During the "underground" whitewashing period, unless he and Satomi had a mission, they would absolutely not be able to leave this special building located in the underground of Yokohama.Although it is said that they all work for the government, they are only 'criminals' who work for the government temporarily in exchange for the opportunity to launder their resumes. After all, they are different from the official hounds and the seventh agency of the Ability Secret Service.

Not to mention showing their faces, during the entire period of underground whitewashing, they had to abandon their own names and act under the code names given to them by the office.Even if they are assigned to field missions, they must wear a collar equipped with a special induction bomb to leave the ground.

After all, in the eyes of the government, they are always a group of criminals that need to be guarded against.The so-called whitewashing work is nothing more than secretly doing some dirty and dirty work for the government.

No, on the first day when I first came to the 'Underground Office', before Osamu Dazai stepped on the ground, there was a 'bang' on the top, and a thick stack of work was thrown in front of Osamu Dazai and Satomi. I was afraid that they would be idle for a second.

"Are you only carrying these two knives?"

Osamu Dazai squeezed his chin and circled around his ability.As the key focus of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, he absolutely cannot leave the underground during the whitewashing period.Therefore, the tasks that required field work fell to Satomi **.

I don’t know if Ango Sakaguchi didn’t know, or if he concealed it on purpose. Satomi lost the fact that his disqualification in the world of supernatural powers materialized. brother.

But that's good too, Osamu Dazai doesn't want too many people to know that Satomi Sato is the materialization of his superhuman disqualification.As long as Ango Sakaguchi doesn't say anything, Osamu Dazai is absolutely confident that the government and the people from the Supernatural Secret Service will not be able to find out the true identity of Satomi.

"Turn around and let me see."

Osamu Dazai put his hands down and put his hands in his pockets habitually.

When he was in the port mafia before, he didn't care much about the mission of going out, but it's different now.

In this dark underground, only they are left.

He had to change the way he got along with Satomi.As Oda Sakunosuke said to him——

"He is still a child who doesn't understand anything, so he needs patience. 』

Osamu Dazai has already understood that the harsh hidden education method he used to teach Satomi in the past will not work.

Satomi is different from the others.He is his own supernatural incarnation, his half body... It is useless to arrange everything for him.Because this world is too strange for Satomi.Knowing nothing, the only way for him to know the world is through himself as his only connection.

He is the cognitive center of Satomi, and everything is based on his Dazai rule as the origin and expanded.

and so……

It doesn't matter if you don't understand, just teach him slowly.

Anyway, they have a lot of time now, he can teach Rijian lost step by step, bit by bit, how to think, how to think, how to treat himself as a person.

Osamu Dazai walked up to Satomi who had his back turned to him, and stretched out his hand to lift the hem of his windbreaker.

There are several leggings straps on the dark overalls, apparently specially designed by the designer for the convenience of storing small weapons, but there is nothing there now.

Instead, there was a short knife hidden in the belt on the back waist.The two sides are probably designed to hang throwing weapons such as grenades | mines, and they are still the same as the leggings on the thighs, empty and empty.

Osamu Dazai recalled Satomi's fighting habits, then reached out and took away the sword hanging from Satomi's waist, turned around and walked into the room where Satomi had just come out.

Satomi doesn't like guns, so it's useless to give them to him.Although Osamu Dazai seldom saw him use double swords in recent years, the impression he had left on Dazai Osamu by Satomi's double swordsmanship in the battle with Koyo Ozaki's supernatural golden Yasha is still very deep.It was no less than the amazed feeling given to him by the black-haired Fanaris he had seen in the underground fighting arena in Tokyo when he was a child.

"Hmm...let me see..."

Osamu Dazai put the sword he brought from Satomi Shina back on the weapon rack in the underground office, and went to pick him a sharp wakizasa and a spare tachi.

There are countless schools of swordsmanship that have emerged in Japanese history, among which the most famous Erdao style is the Niten Ryu founded by Miyamoto Musashi.Although it has evolved to the present, the two swords style has a special pair of swords, and is no longer limited to the combination of Taidao and Wakizashi, but Osamu Dazai feels that Satomi may be more suitable for the traditional pairing combination of Taidao and Wakizashi.

When he was in the port mafia, he saw Satomi use the sword many times, but the unnatural feeling in it, compared to the first time when Misami used the sword in the battle with Ozaki Koyo's supernatural golden Yasha, Much more obvious.

These were things that Satomi himself hadn't discovered.

Osamu Dazai thought that perhaps it was because compared to the traditional one-sword style, Satomi Sato was more suitable for the two-sword style that had long been regarded as evil and unorthodox in history, just like Miyamoto Musashi, the ancestor who created the two-sword style.

It's a pity that every time that silly boy uses what others prepare for him, he doesn't care at all whether he goes well or not.

Osamu Dazai found a few lancets, also known as flying knives, for Satomi from the small cold weapon cabinet next to him.

Throwing weapons such as hand | thunder are not available, so replace them with throwing knives.Anyway, throwing a dagger is just throwing away, and throwing a wakizashi and a big sword is not as convenient as throwing a flying knife.

The Underground Office has always been generous when it comes to weapons for whitewashers who are out on field cleanup (assassination) missions.So it took less than 10 minutes for Dazai to find all the things he wanted and leave the room.

Outside, Satomi still stood there quietly waiting for him.

"Try the two-sword style of Tachi and Wakizashi."

Osamu Dazai handed the tachi and wakizashi held in his right hand to Satomi Sato, and took a few steps back.

really.

Osamu Dazai nodded in satisfaction seeing Satoshi Satomi's movements smoother than when he was using a single sword.

"Is Wakizawa easy?" Osamu Dazai asked again. "Do you need to change it to something else?"

Satomi shook his head lightly, declining Dazai Osamu's suggestion.

"That's good, don't worry..."

However, before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Osamu Dazai.

"For things like weapons, only you know whether it's going well or not."

"For such an important choice, you can't let others make the decisions for you, and you can't adapt to the choices others give you. How to do it and how to choose to do it should be in your own hands."

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai handed the small bag containing the lancet and a metal arrow similar to Senbon to Satomi in his left hand.

These two are very convenient throwing cold weapons, which were selected by Osamu Dazai in combination with Satomi's usual fighting habits.

But, as he said - weapons are things that are in one's own hands, and should be decided by oneself rather than by others.

There are many things, like weapons, he can arrange and plan everything for Satomi as before.

But is it useful?

Useless.

That kind of loss will not change in any way, it is still a tool that can only be obedient.

He must learn to think and think by himself, instead of relying on other people's orders.

Of course, this kind of cognitive change cannot be rushed. Osamu Dazai knew that he had to take it step by step.

"Seldom use close-fitting weapons such as Taidao as throwing knives in the future. No matter how strong your physical skills are and how fast you can be, when dealing with long-range attacks, empty hands are the most stupid."

Satomi was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Osamu Dazai to say so much to himself.

He glanced tangledly at the lancet in the small bag in Osamu Dazai's hand and the metal arrow similar to Senben, and finally took the latter, which was smaller and more convenient to carry, from it.

"I see... I will pay attention to it in the future."

Satomi replied to Osamu Dazai in a low voice, and then hid the metal arrows he took from Osamu Dazai in places on his body that were easily accessible.

Osamu Dazai nodded as an answer.He doesn't expect Satomi to really understand the meaning of his words now, he just hopes that he can feel something.

After all, as the saying goes—things are like masters.Even he himself knows that he should correct himself only after he suffers from suffering. Li Jiansuo, who is more stubborn than him... forget it

"Let's go, it's time for you to meet up with the others."

The field mission of the underground office is not to act alone like the port mafia, but to form a group of several people to act together.In addition to the convenience of completing difficult cleaning tasks, it is more to monitor and investigate these supernatural beings who come to work in the underground office and intend to cleanse themselves, to see if they really intend to be good.

After all, those who need to enter the underground office to cleanse themselves are a group of older problem children who have no sense of good and evil, right and wrong. They are either on the key watch list of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, or in various reports.

Like Osamu Dazai, in just three years of joining the Port Mafia, he was involved in a total of 138 joint murder cases, 312 intimidation cases, and 625 fraud and other cases.

Even if a few of these related illegal records were obtained individually, it would be enough for Osamu Dazai to be dragged out and shot, let alone thousands.If we really have to deal with it according to the law, it would be cheap to shoot Osamu Dazai a hundred times.

The Chief Farmer of the Supernatural Secret Service Division really has a love-hate relationship with Osamu Dazai.

Love, whether it's the talent that is almost demonic or the supernatural ability to disqualify the world, is rare and precious, and is especially needed by the country.

I hate that this precious talent has been used astray.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai now has a heart of kindness,

The Chief Farmer of the Ability Secret Service Division breathed a sigh of relief.

Because it really wants to develop at the same illegal speed as Osamu Dazai in the port mafia, no matter how valuable he is, the government and the Supernatural Secret Service will eventually not be able to tolerate him.

That's why when Osamu Dazai took the initiative to approach the Chief Farmer of the Supernatural Special Affairs Section and said he wanted to change jobs, the Chief Farmer agreed to help him without hesitation and gave him a chance to whitewash himself.

Originally, according to the conditions proposed by Osamu Dazai, the fake death of Oda Sakunosuke was given a new and bright identity,

Four years is the minimum time estimate for him to work for the government in an underground office.

But later, after Osamu Dazai brought him a right-hand man whom the Chief Farmer both loved and hated, the Chief Farmer reluctantly agreed to the bargain that Dazai Osamu's time in the underground office would be cut in half.

And Osamu Dazai did not disappoint the chief farming chief's regard for him during the two years of whitewashing.Even in the future more than ten years later, the achievements left by the duo of "human dementia" in the underground office are unsurpassed.

Of course, these are all for later.

The current Dazai Osamu has just begun his hard life in the underground office.