Mountain Sea Cubs Shelter

Just arrive before noon to pick up your relatives.

A team of them mighty along the path to the bride's house.Yan Junbo chatted with the cubs, Lu Cijiu walked behind, pulled Gong Xichao's sleeve, and whispered: "I had a dream last night——"

"You dreamed that you were with me? No wonder you keep getting into my arms." Gong Xichao said.

Lu Cijiu, who just started: ... "No." Seriously said: "Listen to me, I have a bad feeling, the dream last night was very real, I was woken up by freezing... a white shadow rushed over , the shadow is in the direction of the bride's house."

"I'm serious, that dream is very real, you should think about it."

Gong Xichao thought about it seriously, "I don't doubt that you're lying, just kidding about it. The white shadow in the dream—did you see anything carefully? There are too many white ones, and Bai Ze is white."

"No, when it rushed over, I hid for a while and was woken up by you." After Lu Cijiu finished speaking, he reached out to touch his right eyelid, and said with a worried tone, "Keep jumping again."

Gong Xichao stretched out his hand to touch it, and Lu Ci's old hand trembled slightly, but he didn't feel any discomfort, it just felt itchy and felt embarrassed.After Gong Xichao touched her, her eyelids stopped twitching.Lu Cijiu was surprised.

Gong Xichao said calmly, "It's okay, I'm here."

For a moment, Lu Cijiu felt that Gong Xichao was completely different.But when it comes to business, Gong Xichao has nothing to say about his professional ability (fighting) except for saving face.

Only take one step at a time.

Lu Cijiu felt relieved, and heard Gong Xichao murmur unhappily: "Every time I go on a date, there are people who don't have eyes. It's annoying for me to have to open the radar at the same time."

"..." Thank you for your hard work.

Gong Xichao is lazy, and what he pursues is to find the door to fight with fists, without him he can't win the demon.So he is usually in a relaxed state, especially what appeared in the dream last night, Lu Cijiu can't figure out whether it is something wrong or it is really a dream.

Lu Cijiu thought about it all the way, crawled and walked, and finally saw the bride's house in half an hour.

The uncle's house is relatively remote in the stockade, and it may also be related to Gu masters.The bride asked Xinjia to dress up, she was beaming, and the smell of food was still wafting in the air, which was hot.

Lu Cijiu's thoughts were suddenly pulled back.

The children in the village clapped their hands happily, saying that the groom is here and the groom is here.The atmosphere was very high, and the uncles and aunts watching and singing were all blessings to the couple.

Everyone was infected by this atmosphere, step by step in the master of ceremonies singing.

The master of ceremonies glanced at the team halfway through the song, and suddenly his smile froze. I can't understand.

But no matter how hard you understand it, you can tell something is wrong just by looking at the person's face.The cousin who was holding the rooster looked back, said ah, and said, "Brother, we have an extra person at the back of the line, so it's an even number..."

His voice dropped as everyone stared at him.The cousin was quite aggrieved, and it wasn't him who made people crowded, so don't blame him.The eldest aunt pinched the younger son and said in a low voice, "You are the only one who can talk, so stop talking."

What if she messed up the wedding because of an even number and blamed her son?

Hao Dongyang looked back and said: "The ones following behind are not ours, we are odd numbers, I don't know this person."

"Yeah, yeah, we don't know each other, really." Hao Dongyang's parents were also anxious, explaining that this is not from their wedding reception team.The family did a good job of investigation before coming here, and my son told me that there are strict rules here and no mistakes can be made.

The three of Hao Dongyang's parents were sweating coldly in winter and kept explaining.Lu Cijiu looked back and saw the end of the line. It was a thin man with gray hair and ragged clothes.

"It's Fei." Gong Xichao recognized it at a glance.

Lu Cijiu was also a person who read "Shan Hai Jing" for nothing, so he immediately realized, "Wherever it appears, there will be rumors of disasters?"

This rumor is also a rumor in gossip.

"What should we do now? Can we drive away?" Lu Chijiu was also anxious for his buddies, a good marriage, don't turn into a disaster.

Gong Xichao: "It's the one that scares you. Give me a beating first."

Lu Cijiu had no objection, and said to Hao Dongyang: "Gong Xichao and I will drive this man away, and the team will continue, isn't it that he hasn't entered the bride's house yet?"

"Yes, you haven't entered yet, are you okay?" Hao Dongyang asked the master of ceremonies anxiously.

The master of ceremonies looked ugly, but he still gave face to the groom from out of town, so he hummed.Lu Cijiu and Gong Xichao rolled up their sleeves together, and Lu Cijiu whispered: "Don't threaten it, or it will slip away, so how can you fight it?"

"Okay." Gong Xichao felt that Lu Cijiu was right.But eager to try.

Fei at the end of the line was still very leisurely, seeing that the two humans were going to drive it away, so he was fearless, but the two humans just found it, and it happened to be hungry.

"Cubs, stay with Uncle Bozi, Uncle Gong and I will be back in a while." Lu Cijiu said, and walked to the end with Gong Xichao.

Fei showed a triumphant smile, and Lu Cijiu looked at it and showed the same smile. Before Fei could react, he crossed Fei's arms and dragged him towards the remote grass.

Gong Xichao: ... Lu Bijiu is so fierce.But fierce and cute!

But a human being dares to catch it!Fei was about to fight back, to let the humans know how powerful he was, when his shoulders sank, and another human slapped him, unable to exert any strength.

The two dragged Fei away from the wedding reception team. Everyone went to watch the excitement and eat a banquet. They found a deserted corner of the wild grass. Lu Chijiu blocked Fei and said viciously, "Did you scare me yesterday?"

"You know, let me go soon."

Lu Cijiu: "Gong Xichao, hit it!"

Gong Xichao rolled up his sleeves, went up and beat him up without saying a word, Lu Cijiu looked a little terrified, isn't it too much?Gong Xichao seemed to know what Lu Cijiu was going to say, while beating him, he said, "It appeared on purpose on a wedding occasion."

"Hit! Hit it hard!" Lu Cijiu's heart softened.

This wedding reception, if the two of them hadn't come, this happy event would have turned into a disaster, and I don't know what danger would appear.

Fei was beaten and squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, begging for mercy, Gong Xichao thought it was noisy, and said flatly: "Shout out, you will lose 500 years of morality."

Fei: ... woo woo woo, what kind of big devil is this.

Lu Cijiu didn't dare to waste time, he thought that he saw Fei on the roof yesterday, and he was afraid that something bad would happen, so he said, "It's almost there, let's ask him first, is there anything wrong with appearing on the roof of the bride's house last night?" What? How to cancel? "

"Say." Gong Xichao withdrew his hand and asked condescendingly.

Fei has become his original shape, a cow-like head with a gray head and one eye.Out of mouth people said: "It's too late, there is no hope. Really, really."

"It's still less." Lu Cijiu didn't believe it, and winked at Gong Xichao.

Gong Xichao thought it was useless, so he took out a cloth bag from Qiankun Sack, seeing that it was dusty and nothing special, Fei saw it, knelt on all fours on the spot, cried bitterly, and said, "I say, I say, use a piece of my tail , burn it at the door of the bride’s house.”

Fei is the tail of a snake.

Gong Xichao directly cut off Fei's tail, almost half of it.He said coldly: "Find a barren place deep in the mountains and sleep deeply."

Fei was wronged, pitifully begging for mercy, "I just woke up, and I haven't seen the world yet, please, I won't bump into happy events in the future."

Lu Chijiu also looked pitiful, but if he let Fei out, the monster would appear in the water and the water would dry up.If you walk through the grass, the grass will die.The weeds under their feet, because the cockroaches broke their tails, blood dripped down, the grass was dead, and the land was yellow and barren with the rapid flow of water.

It has been a long time since I was born, and there is still a great epidemic in the world.

Say nothing can appear.

"Stop talking nonsense, don't think I don't know that you have already bigued." Gong Xichao didn't give Fei a good look, "Keep your life here or sleep by yourself, it's your choice."

Fei: ...

"I'm going to sleep."

Gong Xichao has slept for hundreds of years, and even for thousands of years. He doesn't feel wronged by sleeping, but also thinks that others are kind-hearted, so he kicked him, "Let's go."

Fei clutched his tail, ran fast, and the smoke disappeared in a flash.

Lu Cijiu hurriedly said: "Let's go back and burn this tail."

The two returned the same way, and the wedding reception team had already entered the bride's house, where the ceremony was being held bustlingly.Gong Xichao played a trick and burned the snake tail on the spot at the door of the bride's house.

A tender meaty aroma.

"It's quite fragrant." Lu Cijiu said casually.

Gong Xichao said very seriously: "It shouldn't have gone far, I caught it back, let's roast it." After speaking, he thought this method was very good, "It's done once and for all."

Lu Bijiu:! ! !

"Don't, don't, they all have spiritual consciousness." Lu Cijiu hurriedly persuaded him.

Gong Xichao smiled, "Just kidding. I don't eat ugly monsters."

"You ate bacon yesterday." Lu Cijiu reminded.

Gong Xichao immediately had an expression of being stunned, and racked his brains to refute, wanting to say that pigs are cute and not ugly, but he really couldn't go against his will.Lu Cijiu laughed, took Gong Xichao's hand and said, "Just kidding, go in quickly, there should be a banquet later."

The two entered the bride's house.

The four generations of the bride's family live together, and Grandma Letxin 83, dressed in festive attire, is small and wrinkled, holding Hao Dongyang's hand, and talking with a smile.

The old man spoke in dialect. Hao Dongyang didn't understand, but he listened carefully.

In the end, the old man gave his hand to his granddaughter and patted the hands of the newlyweds. Even if he didn't understand, Lu Cijiu could still feel the elder's blessing.

"That's great." Lu Cijiu smiled and applauded.

Next to him, Gong Tichao hesitated to speak, looked at Lu Cijiu with a smile on his face, and didn't say anything to spoil the fun.Lu Cijiu turned around and found that Gong Xichao's expression was not right, "What's wrong?"

"hungry."

Lu Cijiu: "...It's time to eat soon." Didn't they say it's time to eat bigu?

The banquet at the bride's house is really delicious!The bowl is big and thick, with a lot of quantity, and there is nothing delicately presented, but it tastes authentic and fragrant. Tail likes the chicken giblets here the most.

After the meal, there will be a ceremony to send off the bride's family.

During the detour, there was still a midday meal, and the master of ceremonies sang: "Today is a happy and auspicious day. The bridegroom, Hao Dongyang, is getting married with all her heart. Love, love, love, grow old forever, avoid the four directions and five ghosts~"

Holding the corn fodder and throwing it to the southeast and northwest, at the same time the cousin flew over the bride's head with the rooster in his arms.

The cousin is afraid of chickens, so he endured all the way for 2000 yuan. Now his face is pale and his hands have no strength. When he threw it, he almost hit the bride's face. The bride bowed her head and the rooster flew by.

Let Xin smiled and said, "Okay, I passed by, thank you cousin for blessing."

Li Cheng.

This night, Hao Dongyang will live in Rang Xin's house, the bridal chamber.Lu Cijiu took the cubs to watch the fun. There is no custom of making a wedding here, but let Xin see the cubs and said happily: "Can I let Dudu roll on my bed, she is so cute, I think Have a daughter like her."

Dudu blushed when he was praised.Tail blinked his big eyes, and Mao introduced himself and said, "Beautiful sister, don't you want a beautiful boy like me? We also have a handsome dragon and a kitten."

"My wife, otherwise we will have both children and children." Hao Dongyang said beside him.

Let Xin blushed, and in the end, of course, the four rolled in circles together.

The cubs will obediently carry out the task when they receive it. Dalong also assigns the task, and the four roll from the four corners of the bed to the inside, not letting go of any corner, and they roll perfectly.The tail said: "The baby born by the beautiful sister will definitely be beautiful."

The happy Hao Dongyang took out the red envelope.

The elders laughed together.

It was too late, everyone went back to the uncle's house, leaving space for the newcomers.On the way back, the four cubs were very happy, bouncing around. The elders and relatives of Hao Dongyang’s family praised, saying: "These four children are so cute." Please Xiaolu bring the child over to help you roll over."

Xia Tian is Hao Dongyang's cousin who is afraid of chickens.

"Brother, if you want to get married, you can invite us to be flower girls." Tail promoted the four cubs, and said happily: "Baby will be beautiful."

Doing business at a young age looks like Sang Jinghong.

Everyone laughed in good faith, my cousin Xia Tian felt embarrassed, he was in puberty at this age, it seemed too early to mention marriage.But facing the four pretty and cute little faces, he said, "I'll call you when the time comes."

"Okay."

Everyone went back to the uncle's house, washed up and went to bed early.Early the next morning, Let Xin's family prepare special products, such as bacon, wild vegetables, radishes, etc., which are very rich.Lu Cijiu had a lot of stuff, and Lu Cijiu thought it was a shame.

After all, who doesn't love beautiful babies!

Lu Cijiu also bought local clothes and headgear.Dudu likes it very much.

After lunch, let Xin's brothers, sisters and children return to the city with the bus, and the parents stay at home to take care of the elderly.It took another five hours to arrive in the city, and this time I settled directly in the hotel.

"I didn't do anything, I'm quite tired." Lu Cijiu sat on the sofa and beat his back, but in fact his butt hurt from sitting on it.

The cubs are energetic and not tired at all.

"Jiujiu, I'll beat your waist for you."

"I can press my back."

"Jiujiu touch."

Lu Chijiu didn't refuse, and said with a smile: "Okay, Dalong Tail Dudu Cat Cub is awesome, thank you everyone."

After a while, there are four around the body. The children have weak hands and just play.Lu Cijiu teased the four of them, and after a while there was a heavy weight on his shoulder, Lu Cijiu turned his head, Gong Xichao pretended to be calm, "I'll help you too."

"..." Lu Cijiu looked at Gong Xichao's embarrassed face, and said, "Could it be too soon? We haven't been together yet, just press my shoulder—"

Gong Tiochao's face suddenly became a palette.

Lu Cijiu held back his laughter, what he said was Gong Xichao's classic statement back then, and he changed it back today.

Then his face was pinched by Gong Xichao.

"Let's say goodbye to the old days, we won't be together too soon."

Now it's Lu Bijiu's turn: ...

This topic was ignored in the end, and Gong Xichao didn't bring it up again.Lu Cijiu secretly heaved a sigh of relief.After two days of busy work, I took a hot bath at night, and the four cubs were washed and cleaned. They sat on the bed and watched cartoons for a while.

The black cat and Hu Sanniang became real, and the black cat lay beside the cat cub. Hu Sanniang glared at Xiao Hei, jumped into Tail's arms, and then went to see Dalong and Dudu again, anyway, she had a strong desire to express herself.

This is to show Xiao Hei his power.She is the eldest of the two in the family!

Xiao Hei is smart, he was able to bend and stretch at the beginning, and he is still able to do so now.As long as he doesn't provoke trouble, after a while, when the cats and the others go to kindergarten, he can go too.Don't be a teacher, it's so tiring to be a teacher.

It would be happier to be a cute pet with the cat cub.

On the second day NO.16, the wedding was held at the hotel.Lu Cijiu and Yan Junbo are the best men, they changed their clothes early in the morning, left the cubs in the care of Gong Xichao and stayed in the hotel, the two went to Hao Dongyang's house first.

Let your heart be in a hotel suite.

After a while toast tea everything will be done in the hotel.

Hao Dongyang also invited a follower to take a video. Everyone went through the process in a lively manner. They arrived at the hotel with the man's relatives and friends. Let Xin's friends, girlfriends, and bridesmaids also come, and they squeezed the door to ask for red envelopes. After entering, the second checkpoint in the living room exited. question.

Gong Xichao also arrived with the cubs, but there were too many people to go to the front.

A female voice was heard saying: "...I like this guy, I want to play games with him."

"Brother Lu, your luck is coming!!!" Yan Junbo looked enviously at the side, and the friend of the bride's sister-in-law is also very beautiful, winkingly said: "Brother Lu, it's not a loss. This question is so difficult, you just Dedicate yourself."

I don't owe you a Chinese cabbage, you thought you were buying something.Lu Cijiu glared at Yan Junbo.

Yan Junbo didn't realize it, and said: "He likes you, if he likes me, I'll go for it, anyway, it's okay to be single."

"That's right." The best friend has a bright and generous personality, looked at Lu Cijiu, and said without hiding her affection, "Anyway, you are single, we can add a WeChat."

Everyone started booing, Hao Dongyang encouraged and said: "The fourth brother agreed, this level is really not good, if you want to dance, you will sacrifice yourself."

The beautiful girlfriend smiled and said: "Not only dancing, but also drinking lemon juice. But he is so handsome, I can dance with him without drinking lemon juice."

Everyone looked at Lu Cijiu, especially the brothers in the same dormitory. They all knew that Lu Cijiu was single and his bridesmaid was so beautiful.

"I still drink lemon juice, I like to drink this." Lu Cijiu said with a smile.

Hao Dongyang: "Hey, why are you so shy, fourth child, beautiful girl."

Everyone thought that Lu Bijiu was an embarrassment, and everyone, beautiful women, and best friends have said it generously, so don't miss this opportunity to get out of the singles.Lu Cijiu knew what everyone was thinking. In fact, the simplest and best way to enhance the atmosphere is that he accepted the dance invitation from the beautiful bridesmaids and exchanged contact information. At worst, if he didn't contact him later, he could just lie down on the list.

The camera was still staring at him, just waiting for the atmosphere.

"...I have a date." Lu Cijiu smiled, "I will be jealous when I dance with other girls, so I choose to drink lemon juice."

Yan Junbo was startled, and urged, "When did it happen? Which girl? Lin Enen who chased you in college? Or Ye Chun from the School of Foreign Languages?"

"Drink your lemon juice." Lu Cijiu stuffed Yan Junbo's mouth with lemon juice.

While Yan Junbo was talking, he was gulped down, winked sourly, and finally forgot what he said.

After the little episode, the bridesmaid heard that Lu Ci had an old partner, and said generously: "I knew that handsome guys are very sought-after. Hey, I feel that I have moved on. Who is that? He is so handsome."

Lu Cijiu followed the direction and saw that Gong Xichao came with four cubs.

For some reason, the old face became hot, and he continued to drink lemon juice, and then choked.

"handsome guy--"

"I have a boyfriend." Gong Xichao said without waiting for the bridesmaid to finish asking, and then glanced at Lu Cijiu.

Bridesmaid: ... "It is agreed that there is a handsome single guy."

"You can look at me, I'm single." Yan Junbo said enthusiastically.

The bridesmaid showed a polite yet awkward smile, and said, "You are a good person, I'll go and see Xinxin first."

Yan Junbo: ... "I'm handsome inside."

"Uncle, you are also very handsome." The little prince with a rainbow tail.

Yan Junbo was immediately flattered, "Have vision!"

The wedding was lively and lively, and the ceremony began, and the cubs had been waiting for this moment.Wearing a small dress and carrying a small flower basket, she followed behind the bride and began to sprinkle flower petals seriously.

The ceremony is over, the meal is finished, and the guests are sent away.

Lu Cijiu and Yan Junbo were best men, so they didn't have a chance to eat at noon.After sending people off, he ordered a table, Hao Dongyang raised his glass to thank the brothers for coming, the bride kept her eyes on the youngest, and said embarrassedly: "I have a friend——"

"Sister-in-law, I have a boyfriend." The youngest said.

Yan Junbo choked on a mouthful of water.

"Third boy!!! Aren't you a straight man! Why do you have a boyfriend!!!" Yan Junbo couldn't believe it.

In the dormitory of the university, the third child from the north, especially loves to lift irons for long-distance running and play basketball. Although he is not good-looking, he has a good figure, beautiful muscles and not exaggerated, and there are many people who chase after him.The third child talked for a few moments, but they all broke up quickly. The girls called the third child a scumbag.

It's better for me to fall in love with a root than you.

If you love lifting weights so much, you should marry a discus thrower.

No fun at all.

In the end, it was also reported that the third child had impotence and premature ejaculation.

Of course, in the end, the third child refused to admit it. He broke up with his girlfriend before they even had sex, and the progress was in the hands of each other.

In this way, the woman was put on the dove, lost all mood, and broke up directly.

The third child was also drunk and said that he suspected that his ex-girlfriend had taken a fancy to his body instead of really wanting to talk to him.

At that time, everyone in the dormitory except Lu Cijiu was envious to death. Hearing this is a human saying, it's better to look at a girl's body than not to look at anything at all.

Turning back to the topic, just such a big straight man's wooden stake was bent.

"...The one I met in the gym is my boss. Shhh, don't talk nonsense." The third child was embarrassed.

Yan Junbo exclaimed, "I almost don't know the word "straight man". Fortunately, brother Lu and I are straight, and we won't be crooked no matter what. By the way, when did your girlfriend meet? We have such a good relationship, you are out of the singles, and you have a sister-in-law, why didn't you tell me?"

Lu Bijiu: ...

I don't know why, I feel a little embarrassed and guilty.