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Topic: I heard that there are many authors here, so I came to ask, how to catch up with straight men, I want a special method, don't come in if the writing is not good, I only want the best! hot!

It’s like this. One day I woke up and found that my relative’s cub was gone. I found a man in front of a house. He came out. He was a bit handsome. Later, I lived in and got along with him. I think he’s my fascination No, I thought we were together, but one day I found out that we were not. Not only were we not together, but he also told me that he was a straight man.

I don't care if I like him very much, I want to ask how to catch up with a straight man.

I will blur some information.

no.0路啾啾爱宫哥|8fa8888f于2020-0x-xx00:34:46留言

no.1: Is lz here to set up memes?If not, assuming you are a man, then the straight man you mentioned in the subject matter is too bitch, right?Male version of green tea.

Brother Lu Jiujiu Ai Gong replied no.1: What do you know, he is not a green arrow, if you talk nonsense, be careful and I will go to your dream.

no.2: Is lz a real man?It doesn't feel like it.Came here for a trial?I think this meme is very common, and it’s nothing to watch if you fall in love with a straight man. I suggest adding some blood, such as car accidents, doubles, running with the ball, etc., so that it will be interesting.

Brother Lu Jiu Jiu Ai Gong replied no.2: A car accident?Oh, can you kill me?Lu Jiujiu is protected by me, so he won't die, and I checked his substitute, how could Lu Jiujiu use me as a substitute! ! !I am unique, where can there be a handsome and powerful double like me! ! !Also, if there is a ball, it is also laying eggs, and it is impossible to run with the eggs.

no.3: Ah, the host feels very strange. The two sisters upstairs gave a reply, and there is always a feeling that the channel is not in the right mind.And the theme of lz is indeed a bit green tea. If you can misunderstand that he likes you, it means firstly that he really has feelings for you, and secondly that you are a super narcissistic fool, otherwise everyone is an adult, how can you feel bad if you like someone arrive?

Brother Lu Jiujiu Ai Gong replied no.3: You are the fool, even your pets are fools! ! !And Lu Jiujiu is the best, the best in the world, who is saying that Lu Jiujiu is not good, just wait for me! ! !

……

Then, if nothing happened, I pinched dozens of floors, some people mocked lz elementary school students for posting some affectionate dramas, and some told lz to get out of the little pink forum, here are all authors, no one is interested in your shit.Of course, the most popular thing is to watch the excitement and eat melons. After chasing two pages, I found that this lz will appear every night in the early hours of the night, and those who seriously give suggestions will give feedback.

such as.

no.231: In terms of writing ideas, there are two types of straight men, one is soft and the other is hard.Seeing that lz attaches so much importance to that Lu Jiujiu, it’s better to be soft, treat him better, respect him, make physical contact from time to time, let him eliminate resistance to you, if you have a good face and figure, you can show it appropriately .

Brother Lu Jiujiu Ai Gong replied no.231: Thank you, when he helped me make lunch today, I 'accidentally' touched his waist, he didn't have any rejection reaction, and told me not to make trouble, I think he was following I act like a baby, so cute.

As for showing your figure, I think it's too fast, don't be so fast if you haven't been together yet, you can take your time.

no.232:? ? ?Is the landlord a real man, or is he a scammer?How many years have passed since the Qing Dynasty died, why is it too early to show your figure?I am confused.

no.233: In fact, at the beginning, I also thought that the host was a good elementary school student, probably a liar, but after chasing it all the way, I fell into the pit, not to mention that this kind of love strategy for Xiaobai is quite sweet to my imagination.The landlord is optimistic about you, come on and continue to update.

no.234: In fact, from the interaction, it can be seen that Lu Jiujiu really has feelings for you. Which straight man would make lunch for the person he is in love with after being confessed?Still have a bedroom?It's too early to avoid it.Landlord, would you like to talk about it in more detail? It seems that Lu Jiujiu really has feelings for you. There must be other reasons for not being together, right?

The landlord gave me a lot of blood, and replied to the two of you: You two are really sharp-eyed, and I think so too.I am older than him, is it because of age difference?He just graduated from university this year, and he catches ghosts. I am Kunpeng, who is more than 4000 years old.

……

Then I frantically fought on the [-]th floor, scolding lz for playing with them, and of course there were replies saying that I had already seen lz and then wrote the post. I didn’t expect the thin and boring memes at first, but now it’s interesting, and it’s quite fun. Give the host a reward gkd !

There is also a real sense of following in the footsteps of the host, and putting himself in the shoes of Kun Penglian to make suggestions.

No. 521 Road Jiu Jiu Ai Gong: Thank you 489 and 501 for your support and recommending me to read novels. I learned it. I went on a date with him yesterday and bought milk tea. I learned the routines of novels. Drinking milk tea frowns, it’s actually delicious , but I pretended to have a problem, he cared about me very much, took the initiative to drink my milk tea, and we kissed! ! ! !

Thank you everyone, we kissed yesterday! ! ! !

no.522: That's it? ? ?That's it? ? ?How did you kiss?What age is it, straws and indirect kisses, how old is this routine, can't it be a real elementary school student?I was wrong, now elementary school students are better than this, so this is considered a kiss?The owner is also very humble.

No. 543 road Jiu Jiu Ai Gong brother: To commemorate, today is 2020 x month x day, my first kiss with him.

Then the building turned again, page six.

The landlord went online again in the early morning, which will be relatively late.

No.656 Road Jiujiu Ai Gongge: The novel I found is really super easy to use. According to the method suggested by the author, I slammed him on the bed last night. Warming the quilt, so happy, I feel that my relationship with him is one step closer.

I will help him warm the bed every night from now on! ! !

no.657: After chasing here from the beginning, I also scolded the poster for being a mentally handicapped elementary school chicken, but now I am silent, what kind of humble and naive attack is this!Even a little pity and distressed, if you are really trying to meme, please hurry up, stop abusing, and let Kunpeng enjoy the sweet love.This really has never been in a relationship. Touching a straw and warming a bed feel so sweet. The more I talk about it, the more cruel I feel.

no.677: I know which article the poster is chasing. The poster is not the author, but a master. The previous chapters of v are all free chapters. The tone is very loud. I have sprayed the poster before.But yesterday the host said that his wife paid him 2000 yuan, and also threw five deep waters to the author who gave the advice. It seemed a bit true, and I was confused.

no.678:? ? ?I mean, it can't be true, can it?If it's fake, the poster made up the story for the sake of circle, it's too serious, and the logic is given.Five deep-water 500 yuan, is the author speculating on his own?

Started pinching up.

no.700: No writing, tomorrow I will go on a date with him again, and he will give me pocket money! ! !I went back to my bed and slept, the quilt was already very warm, I couldn't bear it.But I promised to only warm the bed and wait for him to fall asleep before leaving.

A real male monster will not lie to his wife.I'm going back to my bed, goodbye singles.

Netizens:? ? ?gas.

Lu Cijiu slept well that night, the quilt was warm, and when it was dawn, he stretched his waist, remembering the bed thumping last night, looked at it, the quilt was empty, and Gong Xichao was on the big bed.

I was relieved.Otherwise, I really don't know what to say when I wake up.

Still don't warm the bed.What he did was really like a scumbag.

Lu Cijiu got up to wash up, and Sang Jinghong had already woken up in the yard. The door was open, and there was Sang Jinghong's bodyguard at the door, who brought the ingredients and a chef.

Sang Jinghong said: "I don't know how to cook. It's too much trouble for you during this time, so please ask the chef to help, Xiaolu, don't mind."

"I don't mind. I'm just surprised. I haven't had the chef's service before." Lu Cijiu invited the chef into the kitchen and explained the stove. On the first morning, he was so free and left it to the chef.

Getting up early and wandering around the courtyard, Lu Cijiu thought that he found Gong Xichao's browsing history last night, and it was fine anyway, so he simply downloaded the Jinjiang app and found the article by relying on his memory.

Then the one that Gong Shio left commented on became a tall building.

[The little pink forum came to check in for sightseeing, but I didn't expect it to be true. 】

[Lu Jiujiu, Brother Aigong, I'm knocked. 】

[The bed is so good, I am more and more infected by Gong Ge's stupidity, I hope Jiujiu's wife will love Gong Ge soon. 】

Lu Bijiu:? ? ?How did he become a wife?

It took some time to figure out where Little Pink was, Lu Cijiu touched it in, and saw a hot post on the first page.

Gong Tichao told him yesterday that he had covered five or six pages, but today it is only eight pages?what happened?Lu Cijiu touched it in and looked...

"When are we going on a date in the city?" Gong Tiochoo's voice appeared.

Lu Cijiu was chasing the building, when he heard Gong Xichao's voice, he put away his mobile phone and said, "After breakfast, don't you want to go to the island to play? Let's go after dinner and get the card."

Gong Xichao's eyes lit up, he was very happy, "Okay."

At this time, the cubs also woke up, put on their clothes, came out patter, and called Jiujiu good morning. The gift bought for Jiujiu yesterday hadn’t been taken out yet, and the four of them remembered that they were going to find Daddy Tail, holding the painting after a while. The box is back.

"Jiujiu, family." Dalong pointed to the cartoon figure in the photo frame and said.

It was a childish painting by a child. Sang Jinghong said beside him: "There was a painting activity yesterday. They said you didn't come, so they wanted to paint and play with you. Tail and I also have a pair."

In the end, Dad showed off a little.

Lu Cijiu was so touched by the cubs, he hugged and kissed each of them, held the picture frame, and put the picture on the coffee table in the living room, next to the candlestick.Gong Xichao looked at it and murmured, "What's the big deal, I can also draw ten and eight. Lu Cijiu, do you want to take those four to the island together?"

"……is it okay?"

The boss of Gong Tichao reluctantly said: "Just take it with you. Lu Cijiu, I am the most important thing in your heart, right? You don't need to say it, I know it is, the four of them can warm your bed? Can they give you a baby? Can you be as big as me?"

"..." The front is still reliable, but the back is chattering or something, Lu Ci's old black line, "Gong Xichao, don't force me to beat you."

Gong Xichao said coldly, "Oh." Then he entered the room.

Grabbed the phone.

No. 834 Road Jiujiu Ai Gongge: The four oil bottles are so annoying, I need to find Bai Ze as soon as possible, and let their parents bring them back! ! !Nobody wants to disturb my relationship with him!

The most important target is Bai Ze.

The chef is good at Cantonese cuisine, and Sang Jinghong has a light taste, which is the opposite of Tail.

"The tail looks like me, and the taste is like Qingqing." Sang Jinghong said.

Every time Lu Cijiu heard Sang Jinghong, a handsome man, say about Qingqing, the handsome father with a tail would automatically come to mind. It is true that the name Qingqing is more humorous when paired with a handsome man.

In the morning, there are casserole porridge, wonton noodles with various shrimp dumplings, siu mai, and barbecued pork buns.

Dou Qinglan was full of flavor, and he knew that the chef was no less than a five-star chef as soon as he ate it in his mouth. A master chef of this level is still good, which shows Sang Jinghong's ability.But Dou Qinglan is also from a wealthy background, he knows it, he knows it, he is too lazy to socialize, and he doesn't do business anyway.

After breakfast, the cubs asked Sang Jinghong to watch, there was Hu Sanniang at home.Lu Cijiu and Gong Xichao went to the city to apply for a card.After Dou Qinglan inquired, she hugged Dabai and carried her backpack to the airport to go home.

His elder brother always said that he was a man with outward elbows, and today he had to let his elder brother taste the Dabai planted by himself!

Lu Cijiu and Gong Chaochao teleported to the city, the bank opened at 09:30 on weekends, they came early, and the mall was not open.

"Walk for a while?" Lu Cijiu suggested.

Gong Xichao doesn't want to go for a stroll, now he can't wait to pry open the bank's door and get the card for himself, so as to save time and play with Lu Cijiu, even though he has four kids with him, it's still a date! ! !

Lu Cijiu couldn't tell, Dangdang didn't see Gong Xichao's face full of reluctance.

Crossing an alley is a small commercial street, where there are early shops and cake shops and flower shops.Lu Cijiu found a shop with a long queue.Gong Xichao followed beside him and asked, "Are you hungry?"

"This ancient chicken cake is delicious." Lu Cijiu said.

Not long after the two arrived, Lu Cijiu bought a piece of chicken cake wrapped in greased paper, peeled off the greased paper, and handed it to Gong Xichao, "Try it, it's delicious."

"Lu Cijiu, you bought it just for me!!!" Gong Xichao's reaction was in seconds.

"It's good to eat something sweet." Lu Ci said the old way.

Gong Xichao was holding a hot chicken cake, and wanted to rush to the forum to show off, but his wife saw that he was unhappy, so she bought it for him!He put on a face and said: "Lu Bijiu, don't think about sending me a chicken cake, unless you feed me."

Lu Cijiu: ... Really don't call for a day.

"Hey." Gong Xichao whispered awkwardly, "You should give my husband some face."

Lu Cijiu: ... Husband? ?Who sealed it for you?

"Give me the chicken cake."

Gong Xichao immediately protected the chicken cake, and said dissatisfiedly: "If you don't feed it, you won't feed it. You still want to go back when you gave it to me? Lu Cijiu, you are too cruel."

Without further ado, Lu Cijiu snatched the egg cake from Gong Xichao.Gong Xichao looked regretful, feeling sorry for his chicken cake, why should he feed it, it's okay not to feed it.His eyes lingered on Lu Cijiu's hand.

"..." Lu Cijiu peeled off the greased paper and handed it to Gong Xichao's mouth, "It's delicious when it's hot, so what about my wife, don't eat it."

The smile on Gong Xichao's face gradually grew bigger, and finally, on his handsome face, he smiled like a fool.

"The road is farewell to the old."

"You love me so much."

Lu said goodbye to the old black line: "One, two——"

"Ahhh!" Gong Xichao swallowed most of it in one gulp with his head down, puffed his cheeks and said vaguely, "Don't rush Lu Bijiu, men can't be too fast."

"Just eat a chicken cake and talk well, and you are not allowed to read messy forums in the future."

Gong Xichao: "It's still useful. They say that if you are too straight, I can't be straight. If you can act like a baby." Then he said with a serious and domineering face: "It is impossible to act like a baby. I am so cold. I have been dignified for 800 years. How could Kunpeng act like a baby?"

Lu Cijiu: Wipe off the chicken cake crumbs on your mouth before speaking.

A chicken cake, Gong Xichao was so happy that he wanted to take off on the spot, and secretly regretted that he didn't take a photo after eating it. This was the chicken cake that Lu Cijiu gave him, and he fed it himself, and let him eat it all!

Gong Xichao raised his wrist, saw the watch Lu Cijiu gave him, and wrote down the time, today is a memorable day.

The two returned the same way, the bank opened, they were the first to open the card, Lu Cijiu bound Gong Xichao's Alipay card, transferred [-] in it, and asked casually: "How much is your monthly salary? You can store this card in the future.”

"Twelve thousand, and a subsidy." Gong Xichao said quickly, "I will give you all the money in the future, and you can give me pocket money."

Lu Bijiu:? ? ?So why bother.But looking at Shanggong Tiochao's yearning and anticipating eyes, I don't know what to imagine.never mind.

After completing the card, return to the shelter.The cubs are carrying small schoolbags and are ready to go out to play.Gong Xichao didn't put on a cold face this time, the four were quite benevolent, with the kindness of elders in their eyes.

Big Dragon Baba asked: "Uncle, are you sick?"

The other three stood up obediently.

Gong Xichao gave Dalong a brain collapse, "I'm fine."

Dalong covered his head and let out a sigh of relief, patted his chest with his tail, and whispered to Dudu Maozi, "Uncle Gong is not sick, he is still Uncle Gong."

Lu Cijiu laughed beside him.

Since he wanted to bring it, Sang Jinghong was fine, and finally became a team building. Gong Xichao was in a good mood, and brought them all with a wave of his hand.When they arrived at the island, Sang Jinghong arranged a car in advance and went directly to the villa.

Lu Bijiu: ...

What a luxurious fairy life this is!

The weather on the island is warm, and the villa where they rest is directly next to the sea. The sea is very clear and the sand is white. The cubs are very happy when they arrive at the beach, and the happiest of them is Dalong.

Going to play in the water.

"Let's go together." Lu Cijiu was also very happy.

There is water in Yuncheng, but it's just a river, not as vast as the seaside, especially this sea area is very clear and beautiful. After changing into swimsuits, I took the cubs to step on the waves.

After a while, Gong Xichao was wearing diving equipment, which was tightly wrapped, with wide shoulders, narrow back and long legs. He could see his good figure at a glance. of.

It's very big, Lu Cijiu wondered if Gong Xichao had put something in it.

So I took a second look.

Feeling the sight, Gong Xichao wanted to show Lu Cijiu a look while his ears and face were getting hot.Because Lu Cijiu likes big ones. (Farewell to the old road???)

Lu Cijiu unconsciously finished being a cat staring at the crotch, and said sourly: "Big is not necessarily good." After he finished speaking, he might feel that this was a bit of a masculine dignity, so he added, "I'm not young either."

Gong Xichao looked down, "You're wearing so loose." His tone was regretful.

Lu Cijiu immediately ran away, fortunately he was wearing loose clothes, otherwise he would lose face just now! ! !

After playing for a while, the cubs were wearing small swimsuits and swimming rings, they were so cute, and Dalong was still holding his small camera to take pictures of the cat's toot tail.At noon, there is barbecue by the sea.

There are very few people here, like a private sea area in the villa area. While they were having a barbecue, a group of men and women suddenly came and went to the beach. There were also some with shooting equipment. I don't know if it was for private fun or for formal filming and TV.

The cubs were curious, eating meat and looking at the beach with big eyes.

"Jiujiu, do you want to work?" Dalong couldn't make out his excited voice.

Lu Cijiu quickly realized that when he was a safety teacher in "Shock" before, the kids just saw the shooting equipment and wanted to work.The other three eyes lit up, and the tail quickly said: "Clothes clothes."

"Tongtong's skirt." Dudu was also happy.

He didn't bring any clothes, and they went out to play, but he didn't bring Taoist robes for the four of them.Just as Lu Cijiu was about to say something, he saw the four jumping happily, wanting to go back and get dressed.

Lu Bijiu:? ? ?

"You brought them?"

Dalong was very proud, "We are Tongtong, of course we bring it."

It is a summer Taoist robe, folded into small tofu cubes and stuffed in a small schoolbag.Now he took it out and put it on in a hurry, Lu Cijiu was ashamed of his professional attitude, he couldn't help laughing and crying to help the four put it on.

The robes have mid-sleeves, are light and thin, and are more like sunscreen shirts. The cubs wear T-shirts and shorts, which can be done with one set.

Lu Cijiu was just playing with Zai Zai, who knew that just after putting on his clothes, a shrill female voice suddenly said at the shooting location over there: "Help! Something is grabbing my feet, something is grabbing me underneath." foot."

There were a lot of people over there, and they all went down into the water. After a while, the woman was not rescued, but someone shouted: "There are ghosts, water ghosts, female ghosts."

Lu Cijiu: ... "Let's go, Daotong, we have a mission."

The cubs ran around like a tiger, more caring than Lu Cijiu.

On the beach, there were men shouting for security guards and ropes. Not far away in the shallow water area, two men and a woman were in the water. The woman's face was buried in the water and she drank a few sips of water before struggling to raise her head. It was strange. It was the two men who clearly wanted to save someone, and their anxious faces could not be faked, but they couldn't swim even if they tried their best, and watched helplessly as the woman sank step by step.

"Jiujiu!" Dalong was about to plunge into the water, but Lu Cijiu caught him in his arms and said, "Daotong back off."

Lu Ci was not good at swimming, and he was wearing a swim ring when he went into the sea, so he raised his head and said, "Brother Gong, help me go down and have a look."

"Hold on to me." Gong Xichao waited for these words, quickly embraced Lu Bijiu, and threw himself directly into the sea.

Lu Bijiu:? ? ?The only way to react is to hug tightly.

Soon the water covered his mouth and nose, and the choking nose he was waiting for didn't come. It was no different from being on land. There was no underwater pressure, and he could move freely. Through the clear sea water, Lu Cijiu saw that the actress was clean underneath. Clean, nothing sneaky.

But the actress kicked her feet strangely, as if something was grabbing her.

With his face submerged in the seawater, a hand under the water tightly pinched his neck, and he seemed to be dying.

Lu Cijiu was about to start, but Gong Xichao grabbed his hand and kicked the actress through the sea water. The sea water rolled and kicked the actress out of the sea.

"..." Lu Bijiu.

Gong Xichao: "She wears so little, she wants to touch me, I'm older."

Lu Bijiu: ...