Mountain Sea Cubs Shelter

In fact, there are more than four family celestial beings. Animals become spirits that are enshrined by humans to protect the family. There are also black bears, rabbits, and mice.The themes selected by the program group are relatively extensive. After all, it is only one issue, and it will be filmed in two parts.

I chose the four most popular gates.

Especially the fox and the weasel are used as the c position, because I heard Ma Xian said that the white hedgehog has declined, and the Liumen is not much better, because the snake is promiscuous, cold, and hibernates in winter, etc. Now some traditional families in the folk, Most of them are dedicated to weasels and foxes.

This horse fairy surnamed Ma, a middle-aged man in his 50s, brought two apprentices in his 20s, and the three of them had mediocre appearances. Although they knew that they had cleaned up in advance for the show, they were originally clean and tidy, but it was very difficult for Shanglu to bid farewell to the old family. Mouth, it is not as good as it is at once.

There are six members of a family, there is a cute and cute cub, there is also a beautiful and capable Gong Xichao, and Lu Cijiu is modest and low-key, but he is also a three-person.

Master Ma didn't like the "Internet celebrity master" at first, and after being slandered by Yin and Yang, he couldn't compare on the surface, so he could only crush the Internet celebrity professionally and bid farewell to the old days.

So the show hasn't been recorded yet, so I told the director of the show a lot about the history of the rules.

The director nodded again and again, admiringly said: "Hey, I learned it today, thanks to Master Ma. But I haven't turned it on yet, and the recording will start at that time. I hope Master Ma will explain it in detail."

Master Ma: ...

At this time, Lu Cijiu, an old driver who had recorded the show, knew the process very well. After listening to the general direction and exchanging a few words, he took the cubs to dinner, stepped on the spot at night, and even took a walk around.

Shooting starts tomorrow.

It’s the first time I’ve come to Capital Road, but I’ve been fascinated by it for a long time. I bought a map and the show team has a car. I’ll go to Beixinqiao to see Suolongjing. I’m looking at the map in the car. I plan to take my kids to the Forbidden City after the show. Have fun in Beihai Park.

Candied haws and roast duck are delicious.

Beixinqiao didn't have a bridge at first.There is an allusion here. It is said that when Zhu Yuanzhang was in the Ming Dynasty, a dragon entrusted Zhu Yuanzhang with a dream, saying that he would take away all the water in the capital. In the end, Yao Guangxiao locked this troublesome evil dragon under it, and later it became Suolongjing. .

At that time, Long asked: You want to lock me up for a thousand years?Ten thousand years?When can I come out.

Yao Guangxiao replied: When the bridge is old and the wings of the bridge are built, it will be your first day.

But the ground is flat, and there are no bridge wings at all. How can it be raised?Later, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, a microscopic bridge was built on it, which is one of the famous local attractions.

Lu Cijiu listened to the enthusiastic explanation of allusions by the old man nearby. Some tourists took pictures around the hole 'Suo Longjing', and some asked questions. Some children wondered if there really were dragons?

"Of course there is no more. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they will not be allowed to become elites." A young girl joked.

Dalong looked disappointed, "No."

Lu Cijiu rubbed Dalong's head, even if there really was a dragon in this well, it was a different type from Dalong.The Dragon King of the Four Seas belongs to the real dragon.The big dragon is Yinglong. When Emperor Xuanyuan fought against Chiyou, Yinglong assisted Xuanyuan in the battle. After defeating Chiyou, Xuanyuan took Yinglong as a tribal totem and passed it down from generation to generation.

Therefore, Yinglong is also called the Dragon of Yingde.

The earliest version of the dragon totem on the emperor's dragon robe is Yinglong.

Dalong rubbed Jiujiu's hand, he was just curious, if he didn't have it, he wouldn't.

This Suolongjing is visited by tourists all day long. It is very popular and has no taint at all. It is just an ordinary scenic spot.

So the task of the family of six is ​​over, and the time is free to have dinner.I reported it to the director team and found a roast duck restaurant nearby. After eating and drinking, I took a stroll around and went back to the hotel to sleep.

When I went back, I met Chumaxian's apprentice, who was standing at their door, not knowing what to do.Seeing them coming back was startled, and then pretended nothing happened, Lu Cijiu looked like he wanted to laugh.

"It's not your master who asked you to come here to play some tricks, right?" Lu Cijiu asked.

The disciple hurriedly denied: "Of course not, my master is not that kind of person."

"What kind of person? A villain?" Lu Cijiu asked.

The disciple was so angry that his face turned blue, and finally he snorted and left in a hurry.

Lu Cijiu didn't believe that this guy happened to be passing by. When they got out of the elevator, they saw this guy squatting at the door, not knowing what to do.Swipe the card in, and there is a very light and faint fragrance.

There is a little incense ash at the door.

"What are you doing?" Lu Cijiu murmured.

Gong Xichao: "Slap me up first?"

"..." Lu Cijiu should say that Mr. Diao still knows how to ask his opinion now, unlike before, he just ended with a full stop. "Of course not. Let's see what this guy is going to do first. Maybe his enthusiasm is to dry our house."

Lu Cijiu didn't even believe this, but he couldn't let Mr. Diao beat someone up. If he beat someone up today, he wouldn't have a guest consultant tomorrow, so how could he make a show?

So he pinched up the ashes on the ground with paper and threw them away.

After washing, he put the cubs to sleep, licked their mouths with their tails and said, "Roast duck is delicious, but chicken is the best."

"When work is over, let's eat roast chicken." Lu Cijiu promised.

Tail took the initiative to stretch out his little hands, wrapped around Lu Cijiu's neck, and happily kissed Jiujiu on the cheek.Lu Cijiu patted the little boy's head and said with a smile, "Go to sleep."

Looking back, the other three were so sleepy that their eyes were blurred, they were still waiting for a kiss, stubbornly staying awake.

Lu Ci's old routine was to cuddle up to Rua Zaizai and finish coaxing him to sleep.This is back to the master bedroom.

Then I found that the bed sheets and quilts were the ones woven by the sharks again, and they were still bright red. I didn’t know if it was the ones at home or the new ones, so I hesitated for a while, "Brother Gong, what kind of formation are you doing? Is this the ones at home or the new ones?" of?"

I have never changed this before on a business trip.

"New ones, the mermaids wove a lot, or do you like other colors?" Gong Xichao decided to respect Lu Bijiu's partner, bowed his head to appreciate it, and said, "You humans should like this color very much."

It's very festive.

But it seems weird for two big men to sleep.Lu Ci always wanted to say it, but after thinking about it, let it go, it's not worth arguing about it at night, besides, Yurenzhi really sleeps comfortably.

So he nodded and said, "It's pretty good, there's no need to change it, Brother Gong, you can do it if you like it."

"I respect you, you like it." Gong Xichao confirmed.

Lu Cijiu: ... "Yes, yes, go to sleep, Brother Gong."

He was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, and Lu Cijiu felt something was wrong, he couldn't explain it, it was just his intuition, but he couldn't get up, and was about to struggle when he was patted twice.

It looks like it doesn't do it often, the action is blunt, and the strength is very small.

It's Mr. Diao.

"You sleep, I'll go and have a look." Gong Xichao said softly.

In the room where the cubs slept, a red furry fox was lying at the end of the bed, stretching its paws and climbing up. Just as it climbed up, it met a little boy. The little boy looked at it steadily, without fear. Right now there is a small red hemorrhoid, very beautiful at such a young age, even more beautiful than their foxes in human form.

"Shh, Dalong Dudu is sleeping with the kitten, don't make any noise." The little boy hissed.

After hearing this, the fox subconsciously nodded and calmed down.

"How many tails do you have? Let me see."

The fox sensed something was wrong and wanted to retreat, but when the skin on his neck got cold, someone lifted him up, and he heard a cold voice say, "The hundred-year-old vixen is here to deliver food?"

Even if you can't see who is carrying it, the fox instinctively knows that it is dangerous if it is not good.

"Uncle Gong."

The little boy just looked at Uncle Gong with a tail, and he wanted a fox in his eyes.

As soon as Gong Xichao dropped his hand, the fluffy and oversized fox fell on the quilt and became the size of a cub, saying: "Take it and play."

"Thank you, Uncle Gong." Tail was happy.

He liked the little fox, so he hugged the little fox and lay down obediently.

Gong Xichao thought about what Lu Ci used to do on weekdays, and said: "Go to bed early, don't play too late." Then Shi Shiran went back to the master bedroom and continued to sleep.

And the little fox in the arms of the tail struggled and turned over, a pair of bright eyes couldn't hide the astonishment and shock, it, it couldn't transform, it couldn't hide, it couldn't use spells!

Another suite on the same floor.

Incense candles curled up, and behind them was a yellow paper card with Hu Xianhu Sanniang written on it.

Master Ma knelt in front of him, kowtowed three times neatly, said thank you to the Great Immortal, promised to go back to burn the incense tower, and so on.Seeing that the cigarettes rose straight up, it was Hu Sanniang and Hu Xian's answer, and the matter was done.

After finishing the work, he said to the two disciples on the left and right: "That's enough, let's go back to sleep."

There is another show tomorrow.

The disciples on the left and right said goodbye respectfully, entered the room, and chatted in a low voice: "Show me some Internet celebrity color, tomorrow will be fun, hehe.", "We are decent, of course we won't hurt people's lives, just take the opportunity to play him, don't I'm worried. Who told this person to embarrass our master in the afternoon."

The master and the disciples washed and rested, and Hu Sanniang, who hadn't expected to answer, was now in a cub state and could only serve as a pillow for the tail and a pet toy.

next morning.

"Why is there a little fox in Tail's arms?" Lu Cijiu looked at the cubs early in the morning, and was startled when he found a furry fox in Tail's arms.

Sitting on the sofa, Gong Xichao said calmly, "Last night, that fox named Ma sent this fox to call for battle. If you want me to say kill it, you can keep it for fun if you like it."

Lu Bijiu:? ? ? ! ! !

"This guy with the surname Ma!" Mr. Lu Cijiu was angry. How could the adults discuss how to let the horse come over? He couldn't bear to even touch the cubs' room. Seeing that it was all right, he said, "It's better not to fight and kill, let me see. What the hell is he doing today?"

Gong Xichao nodded indifferently, "It's all up to you."

Lu Cijiu: Mr. Diao has been acting too obedient recently.

After breakfast, we arrived at the courtyard house.The director is communicating with Master Ma, and they are all the props that the horse fairy will use.

Of course, this courtyard house is not Master Ma's home, it was leased by the director team. For the sake of program effect, it is used as Master Ma's office, to create an image of Master Ma as a master, and of course it is convenient for filming.

Master Ma has been in this business for more than 20 years. He took root in the capital and bought a house with great hard work. It is also outside the Seventh Ring Road, and the suburban ones are almost out of the capital’s boundaries, so he doesn’t like or envy Lu Bijiu. .

He is really capable, otherwise the program team would not have dragged people to find him. Master Ma looked down on Lu Ci's old internet celebrity, thinking that if the program team publicizes his fame, he will earn more in the future.

One program authority is enough.

"Hey Master Lu is here." The staff of the program team greeted Lu Cijiu very respectfully and politely.After all, it was Master Lu who rescued everyone when they fell into the old house.

Everyone trusts Master Lu more than Master Ma.

This is also one of Master Ma's displeasure.

Compared with experience, morality, and age, why should Lu Qijiu overwhelm him.He could see that these people also talked about Master Ma, but they were not as serious and respectful as they were for Lu Cijiu.

"Will Dudu eat cake?"

"I have Wahaha here, I bought it specially for Zaikekedaotong."

"I bought cut fruit, will the kitty eat it?"

The staff liked the Dao boys very much, and they stuffed snacks and gifts one after another, as well as special stools, which were exclusive to the Dao boys.Master Lu was working, and the Taoist boys sat on small stools and ate snacks slowly.

Everyone is used to it.

The director also didn't say that the cubs are like the mascots of the program group.

"Ah, what's the tail holding? Like a little fox."

Master Ma heard the fox, his eyelids twitched, looked over, and saw the little boy on the stool holding a fluffy red little fox in his arms, this, this——

After taking a few steps closer, I could see clearly that it was a very small fox cub, not Immortal Hu Sanniang.

Daxian can have a hundred years of Taoism.

He usually doesn't show his original shape, and all orders are from him, so how can there be a real body?

This road is farewell to the old, just to use the fox to save his face, right?I have to make this man look good for a while.

Soon the guests of the program group arrived, and the filming began. Lu Cijiu was not allowed to enter the country, and he brought Dao Tong's assistant on the periphery. If there was any danger of 'that', he would come again.

The introduction of the director's group will be finished first, and then the guests will be divided into groups.Exploring during the day and killing at night is the essence of this program group.This issue is the same, the six guests are divided into two groups, one group looks for dragons, the other group learns the rules of Ma Xian from Master Ma, and at night the two groups compete.

Let's see who can find the dragon, or who can successfully get Hu Xian on his body.

All fools know that of course the horse master is selected. There is no dragon in this world, and he is still locked in Beixinqiao.Isn't this cheating them?

"I choose Master Ma, I like this, and I want to see Hu Xian."

"I also choose Master Horse, I don't want to find dragons."

The guests raised their hands one after another.Master Ma was chosen by several stars to compete for it, with a slight smile on his face.

Lu Cijiu had seen the process, and knew that the last link, which was the highlight of the night, was that Master Ma personally invited Hu Xian to help the star solve minor problems, demonstrating Master Ma's ability and the fact that Hu Xian really existed.

No one went to Beixinqiao, so it was nothing to watch. The director smiled friendly and said: "Guests who go to Beixinqiao will naturally get extra points. Any miracles count as bonus points.”

This is free points.

But for free points, compared with the sure-win Master Ma team, Beixinqiao is a dead end when hammered to the ground.

"Then I'll go find the dragon, I haven't seen a dragon yet." Dou Qinglan raised her hand.

I wondered who had seen a dragon at the scene.

Only Lu Cijiu is subtle, and Dou Qinglan has not only seen, but also touched Dalong's dragon jio.

In the end, Dou Qinglan and Duan Wei also had a group of little fresh meats to go looking for dragons, this is the young dragon hunting team.And it is the experience group that learns from Master Ma.

I saw Suolongjing Road before resigning from old age. It was clean and no problem, so I stayed in the courtyard.

The three celebrity guests studied with Master Ma for a day, and were sent out to buy things from time to time, so that they could interact with passers-by and have hot topics to watch.The same goes for Beixinqiao.

Soon it was evening.

Hanging the lanterns on the side of the courtyard, the program team is very good at enhancing the atmosphere of horror and suspense--I learned from the ghost in the ancient house.

"Master, I want to ask Daxian, I have two scripts in my hand, which one is better?" Shen Wenguan asked respectfully.

Of course, Master Ma asked the celebrities to invite Hu Xian first, he knew that the celebrities would not be able to invite them.

Looking at Lu Zhijiu behind the lens again, he waited for a day, wondering in his heart, how come Lu Zhijiu hasn't gone crazy yet?

Master Ma didn't dare to do too bad things, so he asked Hu Sanniang to play tricks on Lu Cijiu. When he burned incense, Lu Cijiu made an ugly face in front of the camera, and then he helped Lu Cijiu solve it.

It is clear at a glance who is higher and who is lower.

After waiting for a day and teaching the celebrity how to burn incense, Master Ma watched Lu Cijiu tease the children and eat snacks for a while, and there was no sign of madness at all.

Forget it, if the celebrity can't invite Daxian later, he will invite him to ask.

Hu Sanniang, who hadn't even thought about being sent out, entered the hotel door, and was first attracted by the tail of the same fox family that suppressed her feet, and became a toy cub on the spot.

This will also be rubbed by the tail.

Celebrities began to learn how to invite immortals, the conditions and etiquette were cumbersome, and they were all respectful and sincere, but of course they got nothing.Knowing the routine, they asked Master Ma to demonstrate it in person, and couldn't wait to ask Hu Xian to help solve the problem.

Surrounded by the stars looking forward to it, Master Ma knew it was time for him to perform.

The cameras were all facing each other, Master Ma made a modest and low-key look, and then began to invite Daxian.His movements are skillful and smooth, and it looks like he does it often. The stars naturally praised and exchanged in low voices, saying that I didn't do well just now, Master Ma is really amazing, and I look forward to it.

The incense rose slowly and then drifted away.

Master Ma was taken aback, Sanniang didn't come?Impossible, Sanniang is soft-hearted and it is better to talk, so Master Ma asked Sanniang to attack Lu at night to bid farewell to the past.

The fragrance spread, the courtyard was quiet, and the camera was facing, recording Master Ma's dazed expression.

"The Great Immortal Hu Sanniang must have been delayed by something, I'll ask other Immortals to try." Master Ma said helplessly.

Looking at Lu Cijiu, he is not crazy yet.

Master Ma invited many Baojiaxians home, two Huxians, and three Huangxians. Except for Hu Sanniang who is easy to talk, the others have big tempers and different temperaments. They usually worship carefully. To be on the safe side, Master Ma chose Hu Sanniang.

Unexpectedly, the most reliable Hu Sanniang did not come.

I had to re-burn the incense and change the brand.

They changed three times in a row and didn't invite them. Not to mention Master Ma, the celebrity trio were all embarrassed.His acting skills have reached the limit, and he can't continue playing.

Are you cheated?

The director also became suspicious.

Master Ma didn't see Lu Cijiu's excitement, so he was covered in cold sweat, "How can it be, no way, wait for me, I'll invite you again, there are still more."

The two apprentices were also anxious, afraid of being beaten out as liars.

Lu Chijiu also found it strange that with Master Ma's tricks last night, he should not be a liar if he was able to send Hu Xian to help, so why did he ask for it four times?For the first time, Hu Sanniang could still say that she was hugged by her tail and couldn't move.

"Brother Gong?" Lu Cijiu subconsciously looked at Mr. Diao.

Gong Xio put his hands behind his back, and didn't want to answer at first, but thought that his partner should be honest with each other, so he said: "Yes, but when I saw me, I immediately got scared and rolled away."

Lu Bijiu: ...

He said that Master Ma burned incense to invite immortals four times in total, except for the first time the incense was scattered, and the next three times, the cigarettes rose straight up each time.

This makes people feel like they have a chance. When the hope arrives, it disappears if it is not grasped.

It's so frustrating.

Master Ma was already sweating.

Lu Cijiu asked the little fox cub during the day, and knew that Master Ma only wanted to see him make a fool of himself, and now Master Ma made a fool of himself in front of the camera, so he said, "Forget it." Otherwise, when will the show be recorded.

Waiting to call it a day and go back to sleep.

Gong Xichao snorted, full of reluctance, but finally said: "Listen to you."

Lu Cijiu: ... Boss Diao is so obedient, yet he wants to thank the Lord for his kindness.

Sure enough, he got used to being messed up by the rebellious elder, but now that the rebellious period has passed, he is not used to it.well.

On the other side, Master Ma wiped off his sweat, and with a questioning look, he invited him one last time under great pressure. If he didn't come again, his reputation would be ruined this time.

The smoke rose straight up, and Master Ma was not only unhappy, but was in a panic.The two disciples in the back even muttered in a low voice, don't leave, don't leave, the Great Immortal is coming soon.

This time I don't know if I heard the expectation, the smoke floated straight into the sky.

Master Ma's heart thumped, and he finally came, but when he saw who he was inviting, he suddenly felt uncomfortable again, nothing more than——

Just look at Master Ma's eyes closed.

The two disciples behind me sang happily: "Please come to Huang Xian, the Second Master Huang."

The star directors didn't quite believe it, and wondered if this person had been pushed into a hurry and used acting skills to trick them into saying that he was upper body, but in front of the camera, everyone showed curiosity and looked at Master Ma.I saw Master Ma opened his eyes. His facial features, which were supposed to be upright and peaceful, were now crowded together, and his eyes had become beady eyes. Not to mention, he looked like a weasel with bared teeth and pouting lips.

If this is acted out, then Master Ma will criticize it.

"Da, Daxian——" before the director finished speaking, he saw Ma Daxian opened his eyes, ran to the side while walking, knelt down and kowtowed in the direction of Master Lu, and said sharply, "Little one!" Greetings to the Great God."

Lu Bijiu: ...

Audience: ...

Shihua, Master Ma's two disciples, split apart.

Lu Cijiu didn't want to pretend like this, he knew that the person on the horse's body was kowtowing to Mr. Diao, but Mr. Diao was standing behind him!So in front of everyone's cameras, Master Ma kowtowed to him.

I really have to pretend if I don’t want to.

"Get up, someone asks you to help." Lu Cijiu could only say calmly.

Master Ma kowtowed again, and jumped back.It should have been ordered by Mr. Diao.

The stars were startled by this incident. When Master Ma came back, they were skeptical. As a result, Huang Xian, who kowtowed respectfully to Lu Cijiu, was not so good-tempered when facing them.

But don't say it, it's really accurate, saying that Shen Wenguan's hemorrhoids will rot if he doesn't play in a fight, and there will be a bloody disaster.

Shen Wenguan: ...

Oh oh oh, it turns out that Teacher Shen still has hemorrhoids.

Shen Wenguan was very embarrassed, except for his close family members, no one knew that he had hemorrhoids, so he bowed respectfully and said that he knew, thank you Daxian for his guidance.

It was Shi Qing's turn.

"The rich and wealthy family next to you is actually a shabby household, and it will soon go bankrupt."

Shi Qing: ...

Everyone didn't know that Shi Qing was in a relationship. To the outside world, Shi Qing was a glamorous big sister who had always been single. She also claimed that she was single and didn't like family and never thought of getting married. The result was emmm.

"I'm not in love—" Shi Qing insisted.

Huang Daxian jumped up directly, "Fart, pretending to be in front of your second uncle Huang, and you are all sleeping together to buy rings, let me see, your stomach will be found out in a month."

Everyone:! ! !Fuck!This melon is fierce.

Shi Qing's face was green and pale, and finally she was afraid of what Huang Daxian would say, so she quickly admitted it.When it was the last person's turn, this person saw that Huang Daxian had a violent temper, so he quickly said that he had nothing to ask.

Huang Daxian said angrily: "Please let me come out, let's forget it, who are you?"

Then Baba shook a bunch of melons for others.This star is a male star with great strength, but it turns out that he has a lover on the outside and has an affair with another actress in the show. The actress is not pregnant with your child. If you are exposed to scandals, you will be banned. Speaking of this, Huang Oh, Daxian said, saying that you rely on your wife to eat soft food, those who have your wife in the program group, your wife knows now hehe, you are going to be finished...

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