Mountain Sea Cubs Shelter

There is a newcomer up master at station b, who was recommended on the homepage, with the title 【Come in and see!Immortal husband and wife raise cubs!A fierce girl must suck~]

The cover of the video is well chosen, and the collection of coins is indispensable.

Two young men, one black-haired handsome brother, and the other a peerless long-haired beauty!Especially the one with long hair, it is like breaking the wall of two-dimensional appearance.

As long as you click on station b and see the cover of this video, you are doomed to escape.

The words written by the newcomer up before the video: Weibo food blogger @cookingluzailu dad who accidentally discovered, was shocked to heaven, reproduced, invaded and deleted~

The positive video starts.

First of all, it is a quaint kitchen. The lighting looks like natural light, but it is not too dark. It looks like it was taken at noon, but netizens have been in the food area for a long time, and they are serious food bloggers. Now look at this Just know that novices are on the road.

But I endured it for the cover.

Barrage: For the sake of the gods and husbands, I will bear it.

If the goods are not right, your coins are gone!

Those who are attracted, squat squat.

Friendly reminder, at [-] minutes and [-] seconds, a handsome man with long hair appears, just come back from licking and watch it again!

Because of the words before the up video, there is often a bit more.

Netizens were originally attracted by beauty, but after watching the little curly-haired brother cook, they gradually got into it.

Not to mention, it really has that kind of homely flavor, and I love the big iron pot.

Is there a lot of people in my little brother's family? The amount of food is so large that the southerners are shocked.

Seeing the stainless steel bowls at my little brother’s house, I remembered that when I was a child, my home was made of stainless steel, and I dropped all the porcelain bowls hahaha.

It's just, it's very real, don't be pretentious about how to put it on a plate.

It smells so good, it smells so good.

The little brother's appearance doesn't match his cooking and painting style. I feel that the more artistic and beautiful the plate, the more attractive it will be.

Yes, stainless steel looks like feeding pigs.

Remember the above two people, face Zhenxiang immediately, and slap yourself in the face.

In the camera, the curly-haired young man shouted, "Dinner is ready."

The curtain at the door was shaking, the camera couldn't scan the whole area, only the soft black hair was included, the curly-haired young man smiled at the camera, raised his hand and lowered it, and the camera was included in the door four.

! ! ! !

Fuck, what kind of blogger with a mining fairy in his family has four cubs!

Wow!Human cubs are so cute!Hug and suck.

Up misplaced the cover, this is what a hunk should see.

I'm so excited, what a little angel looks, cute, and wants to have a baby.

Human cubs really look at their appearance, my little nephew, I just want to beat him!

I am a man with an idiotic smile.

……

Not to mention that the cubs are still very well-behaved, and they line up to get work done at a time.

Bullet screen swiping: Get out of the way, that phoenix-eyed cub is my baby, please get out of the way.

I want that young bastard to overflow the screen! ! !This is my child's future husband! ! !

Wow, the chubby girl is so cute, I want to pinch her little hands.

md what did i see!That little cub is so beautiful. He has a temperament at such a young age, but he looks a little weak physically.

front! ! !I was just about to say, seeing the youngest, I finally know what Lin Daiyu's fetal weakness looks like.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I'm different, I like them all! ! !

"Human, why didn't you call me!"

A cold voice came in, but no one was seen.Now the screen is full of bullet screens and high-energy warnings, my husband is here, and I have watched it eight times in a loop, etc.There are too many, the netizens who watched it for the first time temporarily turned off the barrage, just at this moment, the curtain blew, first a strand of long hair, half of the profile——

Fuck, I can, I can! ! !

Aweila went out and died ten thousand times!

Husband, woo woo woo I finally found you.

After all the shots were taken in, the newly watched netizens swiped the screen again.

Fairy appearance.

Is the newcomer hyped to enter the entertainment industry?Give me the information, it's my life!

The appearance is too amazing, and more importantly, the temperament is even more amazing. I understand the flower of the cold and abstinent Gaoling today.

Uuuuuuuuuuuu My favorite ancient danmeigong is finally brought in today.

I won’t be afraid of reading articles anymore, oh my god, I’m going to blow it up, hurry up and enter the entertainment circle, I want to spend money for Jue Mei Lao Gong! ! !

"I'm recording it."

"Human, is there anything I can't see?"

!!!

This tone, a little arrogant and coquettish, I am hopeless, poking me cute from head to toe.

My mother asked me why my aunt laughed and knelt down to watch the video.

Gao Leng's abstinence, domineering and beautiful attack, is essentially a coquettish bag, ah, I'm starting to make up my mind.

The curly-haired little brother who cooks also has a face, the kind of wife who is tolerant and pampered.

Which wife can write, I want to read it! ! !

Until the meal began, the footage was edited and placed directly next to the dining table, just fitting into a corner of the environment.But netizens are fascinated by the beauty and cubs, and they don't pay attention to other things.

Wow, my daughter's Dalong husband is delicious.

Dan Fengyan tail, my husband, I don't care.

It turns out that the fleshy one is really called Dudu, so cute.

The youngest one is called Cat Cub? ? ?How to put it is very cute, I don't care about my goose.

The one with the most brushes is the long-haired, cold and beautiful Gong.

Fuck, the curly-haired shou is called Brother Gong? ? ?

Peerless general attack stone hammer.

Immortal husband and wife raise cubs.

I admit my mistake, I slapped my face, it was not the stainless steel basin that fed the pigs, but I used the stainless steel basin to eat the pigs, and their family of six was a god! ! !

It's not too high, it's too high.

At the end of the video, Curly Xiaoshou smiled slightly and said: "I hope everyone will support me, I want to raise cubs!"

Up Lord, you have coins.

I go to Weibo to follow the original owner!

Come again a million times!

Coin-operated noodles for my husband/goose/female goose/cub!

In just one day, there were [-] views, and the new up owner even got [-] coins.

The popularity of this video is far less than that. Netizens who came back from Weibo commented on the barrage: Papa Lu is a nuclear food blogger!Father Lu catches ghosts and raises cubs, a poor old father!

Wait up front, I smoked Zaizai all over before I found out that the dining table at Lu’s father’s house was thirty-eight thousand.

???

Later, this guy simply said in the comment section: My house is of the same style, the dining table is 38 yuan, the back of the sofa and the coffee table that the camera swept over should be of the same brand, and all of them come to [-] yuan.

???

Really so hanging?

I don't believe it, all the cubs eat in stainless steel bowls.

Yes, Papa Lu looks quite down-to-earth, and the kitchen is not the kind of house in the community, it is more like a self-built in the countryside.

I have seen the first two videos of Dad Lu on Weibo. The camera shot has a yard, a gazebo and a grape trellis for enjoying the cool air in summer. cub.

!!!

I'm a history major, I don't know anything else, but the candlestick behind Father Lu's house is very special, like something from the Han Dynasty.

? ? ? ! ! !

Holy crap, Lu's father is indeed a father.

It's been two days since the video was posted, and Lu Cijiu was a little confused. Recently, there have been a lot of people called Dad in the comment area.

【Father, is there a girl who has gone to college and can eat? 】

[Not to mention anything else in our family, daddy, can I clean that candlestick?I'll just take a look. 】

???

Later, Lu Cijiu found out that someone forwarded his video to station b. After touching it, he thought about it, after all, this place is a professional video maker, so he simply put the video on station b, and Weibo will be used for metaphysics.

Great.

Cooking Luzailu Dad: I already have a lot of them, thank you for your likes, in the future, the video will be put on the b account link, and the name is the same as Cooking Luzailu Dad.Weibo is now accepting various metaphysics businesses, such as Fengshui, divination, ghost hunting, etc., if you want to send a private message.

Starting to sell talisman paper today, there are ten peace talismans, peach blossom talismans, and learning talismans each.once a week.A peace talisman is nine hundred and nine, a peach blossom talisman is six hundred and six, and a learning talisman is three hundred.Interested in private message.

Soon some netizens commented: Fuck, it’s really selling talismans, why are safety talismans so expensive? ?

I don't agree with why the study talisman is only three hundred.

In fact, the blogger is pretty good, and the student party doesn’t have much money, so the asking price is cheap.

The comments on emmm are hard to describe, the IQ tax is [-] cheaper, [-] a piece of yellow paper, only if you have a mental illness, you will buy it. If there are students who really believe this, they will not be admitted to university in the future.

The blogger finally showed his true colors, liar haha.

Lu Cijiu didn’t care about these comments, and he didn’t read the private messages scolding him. There were also those who really wanted them. They were all old customers before. Among the six who won the talisman paper, one of them was very impressed by Lu Cijiu because of his special name. .

Ximen Jiantong: Blogger, I will give you a safe talisman.

Cooking Lu's Dad: Sorry, we can't monopolize.

Ximen Jiantong:? ? ?Well, how many can I buy at most?I need it urgently.

Cooking Lu’s Dad: Let’s sell you five.

Ximen Jiantong: Okay, I'll call you five thousand, please SF Express, my buddy is going to explore the ghost house in the mass grave recently, I will take it with him, so nothing happens.

When Lu Cijiu saw the news, he frowned and typed: It's best not to go to this kind of place.

Ximen Jiantong: Alas, I can't persuade him. His profession demands it.

What profession wants to explore haunted houses?He persuaded, but the other party didn't listen, so Lu Cijiu didn't say much, and sent the Alipay payment code to Alipay, and soon Alipay reminded the account to arrive at [-].

Cook Lu's Dad: I will deliver the goods to you this afternoon.

Ximen Jiantong: Okay, thank you, SF Express.

Row.

Afterwards, some old acquaintances bought talismans. Lin Zhenguo's daughter, Lin Wan, also wanted to make round peach blossom talismans, but Lu Chijiu refused and only gave three. Shen Jianan bought one for her good sister.Learning Talismans sold the fastest. Wu Gao and Wang Hao bought six of them, and bought the remaining four from the previous lottery. Because the price was cheap, they were all sold out soon.

Immediately afterwards, the peach blossom charms were also sold out.

Cooking Lu's Dad: The Learning Talisman and the Peach Blossom Talisman are sold out, and there are two more Safe Talismans left.

[Fuck, are all people on Weibo now stupid and rich?It's only been less than 10 minutes, and it's sold out? ? ? 】

[I'm autistic, is money so easy to earn? 】

[I'm a little bit excited, to be honest, I'll squat again, if it's useful in the future, I'll save money and buy two. 】

[Me too, heart-beating peach blossom talisman and learning talisman. 】

5 minute later.

Cooking Lu's Dad: The talisman papers are sold out this week.See you next Monday.

【! ! ! 】

[To be honest, I didn't grab it, it's late, I'm just squatting and watching. 】

This is almost the same meaning in the comment area. There are more people who buy it, and I always feel that it is really good.

Lu Cijiu buried himself in the books: "999 talisman paper plus five 660, peach blossom talisman 10x300, learning talisman 10x[-], calculator—"

"19595." Gong Chao reported the number.

Lu Cijiu didn't turn on the calculator at all, and when he heard the carved calculator report the number, he giggled, made a good note, and praised: "Brother Gong, you are really good at mathematics."

"That's human, you are too good."

Lu Cijiu saw Mr. Diao's aloof and arrogant appearance, and he didn't care about his math prowess at all, it was the truth anyway.

In the future, I will receive about [-] yuan a week, and I can save some of the daily expenses of the institute to buy furniture and electrical appliances for the kindergarten.

The days are finally not so tight.

Lu Cijiu let out a sigh of relief.

Wang Hao led the workers to work in the backyard. When digging, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. The underground soil felt a little hot. When he thought of something, he quickly found Mr. Lu and said, "There seems to be a spring in the ground. I suggest you investigate it. If it is true, This is better than boiling water, this place is really a treasure of geomantic omen."

Lu Cijiu didn't expect that the hot spring pool he mentioned casually, he originally wanted to build a fake bathing pool, but he didn't expect that there was really a ready-made one.

This time I was pleasantly surprised.

Directly contact the survey and confirm that there are indeed, and there should be underground in the entire seamount.It’s no wonder that the trees on the seamounts are lush and lush, and even with the heavy snow in winter, they don’t wither. After spring, the green plants and flowers nearby bloom earlier than in the city.

Tang Yuande, who built the kindergarten, heard about it, and said professionally: "This land is really good, it is very suitable for building a hot spring resort center or a retirement villa."

Lu Bijiu: ...

It is difficult for him to build a kindergarten, and he still wants to think about a hot spring villa retirement center.

"It's very profitable." Gong Xichao also heard it, and turned to stare at humans.

Lu Bijiu:! ! !

Don't look at me, I don't cover!

Cut cut, do you want me to cut my kidney?Don't push me! ! !

Feeling the human begging for mercy, Gong Xichao snorted softly and looked away.

Forget it, he will come later.

Lu Cijiu breathed a sigh of relief, almost thinking that he was going to sell his body and kidney.

Modu, a high-end community.

Ximen Jiantong had just received the SF Express from Yuncheng, he opened it and kept two for himself, and dialed out, "Dou, don't say my brother doesn't miss you, aren't you going to record some damn program soon, are you at home?" , bring you something."

Dou Qinglan is a traffic niche who debuted last year, and the champion of the men's team talent show. In the show, with her good looks and "European spirit", she won the championship all the way to the end.

But everyone in the circle knows that Dou Qinglan is a rich second generation, and instead of inheriting the family business, he went to the entertainment industry to hang out. Last year's draft finals, voting for Yiqi Juechen was paid for by his family's brothers, sisters and friends.

Those in the circle who know Douqinglan's background feel that the other party is just here for fun, and when the novelty is enough, they will go back and become the second generation of rich.Only Dou Qinglan's friends know that this guy is serious, he really likes to be liked by others, and he likes the feeling of standing on the stage.

Ximen Jiantong thinks this is just narcissism.

"I'm here, I'm going to fly, I'll catch the plane later." Dou Qinglan said on the phone.

Ximen Jiantong: "Wait, don't leave until I wait."

"Hey, what if I missed the flight?"

"It's not a day or two since you play big cards anyway."

Bean Qinglan: ...

The last two times of being late were not delayed by your friends!Hot chicken friend, you missed my future and blocked me from shining!

The two grew up together, and they used to wear a pair of pants when they did bad things.

Dou Qinglan said: "Then hurry up, it's not the first time to go to another place to record a program, and it's a farewell to life, that's enough, brother is waiting for you."

"Who is your brother? Little boy."

The two are used to fighting each other as the end of the phone call.

Ximen Jiantong's original name is Kang Jiantong, holding the safety amulet, starting the sports car, and rushing all the way to the community where Dou Qinglan is located.He entered the community and parked downstairs. There was a white Mercedes-Benz nanny car in front of him. Dou Qinglan jumped out of it wearing a mask and hat.

"Kinko!"

"Little bean!"

The two called black names to show their friendship.Kang Jiantong looked at the nanny Che Douzi's assistant and urged him again and again, without any nonsense, he handed over the bag, "Three amulets of safety are very useful, and you should keep them close to your body."

"It's that Master Lu you've been talking about?"

The astonishing history of the assassination of Kangjian Children's Mall is well known in the circle.The reason why the two of them play well is that there are big brothers and big sisters who are housekeepers, so they don't need to worry about it, and they are the essence of the rich second generation who eat, drink and have fun.

After knowing that it was all right, a circle of dogs even laughed at Kang Jian Tong Fat House, telling him to exercise well.

"I don't believe this, it's just a coincidence that a blind cat meets a dead mouse."

"Stop pushing, Dai will be done, let me know that you are lost, and wait to be beaten." Kang Jiantong was rude.

Dou Qinglan muttered: "You are really more annoying than my elder brother, I understand, Dai Daidai."

The two of them didn't talk too much, and Dou Qinglan caught the plane.Kang Jiantong's things were delivered, and he felt that the problem was not serious, so he drove home with peace of mind.

The show Dou Qinglan participated in is an adventure reality show.

The webcast program is very popular, because every episode of the program will find "ghost" ideas, which scares the female guests to howl, which is very exciting.In fact, except for the highlight of the night, it is no different from other reality shows. It also has a script, a story line, and npcs to guide the guests to 'explore' in the ancient house.

Dou Qinglan's script is the young master in the past and present.

It fits his face very well, he looks pure and ignorant and has been carefully raised.

There were a total of six guests, four men and two women, with scripts in hand, and a follow-up camera, and they were afraid of shit.Dou Qinglan read and recited his scripts by heart, complaining about Jianzi's worries.

After reading the script, Dou Qinglan really felt the swear words, "Fuck me, I'm such a scumbag."

In his previous life, he was a young master who came back from studying abroad in the Republic of China. He played tricks on cats and dogs. With his outstanding face, he had no scruples, and he could take all men and women—well, because of the webcast, the scale was very large.

Anyway, he was a big radish with a big heart. The bookboy Qingzhu who had served him since childhood died for him, and the wife who was ordered by the family to marry back, but he loves his pants when he takes them off, and he doesn’t like anyone when he puts them on. good friend.

Then he died. He didn't say why he died, but he was reincarnated in modern times and bought his old house again.

Seek the secrets of love, hatred, love, hatred, and death a hundred years ago.

"Young Master, it's like this in the Republic of China. Besides, it's a reality show. In this script, you are the center of the show. You have the most shots. You should perform well." The agent said beside him.

Douqinglan is good for everything, but it smells like milk. Netizens said that my brother smells like a boyfriend hormone.

The agent wanted to change Dou Qinglan's impression. The script of the reality show was just right, and the scum was not particularly scum.

The program is divided into two episodes. The first episode is a modern perspective during the day, looking for clues.The next episode is Night Detective, where the previous life reappears.In order to heighten the atmosphere, the program team also focused on introducing the ancient house at the beginning of filming.

"A hundred years ago, it was said that this place was a mass grave."

"Ah, it's so scary." The female guest began to hug her chest and tremble.

Dou Qinglan: Are you afraid of just saying one sentence in the blue sky?

Of course, the director team couldn't get it. Dou Qinglan complained in her heart, and continued: "This house was built by a wealthy businessman 30 years ago. I didn't know it was a mass grave at the time. Later, people died in family accidents and sold it. If there is no accident, The people who lived there were either unlucky and bankrupt, or killed, and then the house was left unused..."

"The six guests are looking for the secrets of their past in the house."

"Guests are invited to take their ID cards. Later in the show, guests are invited to use their talents to find clues by themselves. During the period, NPCs will appear. Be careful not to destroy the character design, or you will be punished."

The female guest asked curiously: "What punishment."

"Damn it." The director said coldly.

The two female guests hugged and applauded so scary.

Dou Qinglan: She has an upright look on her face.

Everyone has posted the script and characters.Dou Qinglan is the main character of this show. The young female guest was his wife in her previous life, and now her girlfriend.The young actor was his bookboy Qingzhu in his previous life, and now he is his childhood sweetheart. The 30-year-old mature woman's beautiful sister was his lover in the past life, but now she is a model who deliberately seduces him.

As for the other two male guests, one elder is his half-brother in two generations, and the other is his father in the previous life and the housekeeper in this life.

The modern story line is that Master Dou bought a new house to hold a party, and then found clues that something was wrong in the house.

In the evening, the past life of a hundred years is reproduced, and there are three plot points.

One: The love between Zhuqing and the young master was discovered by the master (afterwards, the guest of the plot made it up by himself).

Two: The young master got married, and Zhuqing committed suicide.

Three: The young master came in from the outer room and broke up with the wife of the main house.

May I ask who killed the young master.

???

Dou Qinglan: What the hell, he must die, right?

Soon it was night.

The filming location is in a town where the ancient house is located in a remote place, with no people in a radius of ten miles.The shooting during the day was fine, there was a camera following, laughing and having fun, the shooting was over, and after dinner in the evening, the stylist of the program team began to change the costumes for everyone, trying to restore the century-old scene as much as possible.

Let the audience have a sense of substitution.

Dou Qinglan's short hair is combed to look like an adult, and she also got oiled hair, which is stiff. She wears a pair of round glasses with gold rims, a shirt and vest, and a pocket watch in her pocket. Young master Pianpian.

"I'm already looking like this, and some fans say my brother, my hormones are not fried." Dou Qinglan smacked at the mirror.

Assistant: ... "Zhazhaozhao, Brother Dou is so handsome."

People from the program group outside shouted to start recording. The assistant packed up Brother Dou's changed clothes, and something slipped out of Brother Dou's pocket. The assistant saw that it was a triangular talisman, and hurriedly called Dou Qinglan to go out.

"Brother Dou, the paper talisman has fallen."

"Damn, I'm a young master who came back from overseas and brought a talisman paper. Isn't this a collapse of the people?"

"Then you don't want it anymore?" the assistant retracted.

Dou Qinglan thought that Jianzi gave it specially, and said, "Forget it, give it to me, anyway, I can't see it in my pocket."

Later, whenever she thinks about it, Dou Qinglan praises and applauds herself at this moment.

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