Mountain Sea Cubs Shelter
Chapter 31
Difficult Lu Wei is Shen Jianan.
She trusted and admired Master Lu very much, knowing whether she was the winner or the Peach Blossom Talisman, she sewed the protective case by hand in advance, and was almost watching the delivery yesterday, when the courier phone rang, she answered in seconds, and hurried downstairs to pick up the courier.
It's a paper mail bag.
Shen Jianan took it back with both hands, washed her hands and sanitized it first, opened it reverently, and put the peach blossom talisman folded into a triangle into a sewn small bag, with a pink crystal bead hanging on it.When I went to work the next day, I was smiling and greeted everyone with a smile. At noon, the brother who entered the company one level earlier proposed to go out for dinner together.
She is in the same school as her senior brother, and they are also in the same major. The senior brother has excellent academic performance and can learn everything quickly. At the freshman welcome party, the light beam hit the center of the stage, and the senior brother played the saxophone. After the end of the song, Shen Jianan was hooked.
Graduation internship, application of resume, Shen Jianan deliberately applied to the brother's company.
It's just that after joining the company, the two of them didn't have much interaction, the senior was very busy and worked overtime all day long.
Shen Jianan never expected that the male god brother would confess his love to her!At that time, she was stunned and blurted out, "Why did you think to tell me this? I, I thought you couldn't see me, after all, you are too good."
"Because you seem to be in a good mood today, smiling gives me courage."
I am in a good mood because I have won the award from Master Lu, and I have swept away the bad luck of meeting a ghost before. I am holding a peach blossom talisman and looking forward to it. I did not expect my dream to come true so soon.
"Junior Sister Shen Jianan, every time you secretly look at me with fiery eyes, it's strange that I can't see it. It's just that I was hesitant before, afraid that I wouldn't be able to give you happiness."
Shen Jianan knew why, because the senior brother's family was in a bad situation, his father was seriously ill, and the family savings were all spent, and I heard that the house was sold.So the senior is good at studying, handsome, and pursues a lot of girls, but the senior always refuses, and spends all his time in college studying and making money.
"I can also give senior brother happiness."
Because netizens questioned that she was Master Lu's 'entrustment', Shen Jianan explained in detail, but she didn't expect some of the focus to be biased, telling her that she can't have a Phoenix man, be careful that your senior brother will kick you when he becomes rich, and so on.
[emmm, this story is so bloody, is it possible that you will be cheated by your brother in the future, and Master Lu's talisman will help you seek justice?Your 'Tuo' is still sustainable recycling 666】
[It's the same as the truth, what age is your brain!I bet the road crooks will sell talisman papers in the future. 】
[Everyone clicked into Difficult Lu Wei and found out that it turned out that the ghost was rescued by Master Lu before, but now the story line of the liar is so complete? 】
Of course, there are also those who are silly and sweet. If the talisman paper is not expensive, I really want to buy one and go back to try it. These netizens were ridiculed by the legion of liars and said that the tail of the liar was exposed, and they are just selling talismans. , Let alone 33 hundred, he doesn't even want thirty cents!
Shen Jianan saw netizens leaving messages questioning Master Lu, of course he was angry, don't be afraid, roll up your sleeves and just do it, tear x and charge.
From the beginning when all the roads were black, after Zhou Jianmin blew himself up, a small number of netizens were hesitant and skeptical. Some people watched and watched the two videos of Lu Cijiu, and some people said: [Is the big bed in Lu Cijiu’s yard made of jade?It looks like...]
Then the individual was sprayed without flaws.
Now the road liar still wants to fuck the second generation of rich people?After selling talisman papers, what kind of bed is there for jade, that is colored stones.
There was a lot of quarrels on the Internet, and it attracted a wave of fans to Lu Cijiu.In just a few days, he has become an [-]th-line small internet celebrity with [-] fans, who is very active and can quarrel.
But Lu Wanghong is not in the mood to quarrel with netizens, he is now giving Daer a smooth hair.
Gong Xi's tide exploded, and he walked around in the yard, staring at the road coldly while saying goodbye to the old days.Not half as cold and arrogant as his appearance.
The persona is broken.
Lu Cijiu thought to himself, what did he think of the word "beautiful" when he first met Mr. Diao?
Where is the beauty of primary school carvings?
If you lose a quarrel and lose your temper, you will drag your parents to fight, and if you don't fight, how can you be so beautiful?
Ahem, of course Mr. Diao hasn't rolled over yet, he just keeps walking.
"Brother Gong, if you have a lot of adults, don't bother with that person. They are all people who have failed in the real world. They vent on the Internet—"
"Vent?" Gong Xichao answered with raised eyebrows.
Lu Cijiu had a bad heart, and sure enough, Daer slapped him in the face, "Why should he vent? I should vent. Look at how this human being scolds me! Lu Cijiu, I don't care, I'm going to do it today." If I want to fight with him, I won’t be angry if I don’t fight.”
You can even intervene in hot searches on Weibo, with boundless magic power, and you can't find someone?
Isn't it just that Da Er wants to support Dad!Lu Cijiu persuaded himself, and instantly felt that Diao Zong Yuxue, who sprayed him all over his face, was cute. He took Diao Zong's hand, poured the hot sour plum soup over, and said lovingly, "Okay, I'll help you find it."
Miyazaki: ...
Why are humans so weird?
But he had no time to think about it, because his body was full of raging flames of 'revenge'.
"That person is definitely not as powerful as you. It's not for decent people to bully the small."
Gong Xichao raised his eyebrows, and said triumphantly, "I'm not a human being, I'm the Kunpeng of the ancient bloodline, free from restraint."
Lu Cijiu: ...you are quite proud, aren't you? You are [-] years old, how many grandpas can you be a troll?But of course it can't be said that way, Lu Cijiu spent a lot of time talking, persuading Da'er to "convince people with reason", and Gong Xichao reluctantly agreed.
Then Lu Cijiu checked the ID of the troll on the Internet, and when he saw the address, he was secretly happy and pretended to be disappointed and said, "Hey, this person is not from the local area."
"I know who it is." Gong Xichao was gearing up, pulled the disappointed human, and said, "I use teleportation, so I can come back for lunch now."
Lu Bijiu:? ? ?
You can teleport, why do you have to carry me when you go to Zhou Jianmin's house?
But he dared not ask.
The cubs were taking a nap, and before Lu Cijiu could react, he opened his eyes again when it was dark, and he was in another strange place, holding a cup of sour plum soup in his hand - Gong Xichao took it and drank it coldly.
Now that he was able to fight, Mr. Diao returned to his cold, arrogant and domineering style.
It's afternoon, and the troll id told the boss to die. The two of them are in a company, invisible, and no one can see them.It was the cubicle room. It was almost the end of August, and the temperature was still very hot. In addition, the cubicle room on this floor was full to save space. Even if there was an air conditioner, it would still be hot.
This should be an insurance company. The employees in the cubicle are constantly on the phone, speaking with a sweet accent, and the tone is gentle and polite. After the call is ended, it is another call, and they have to smile when they find fault.
But this is not the reason to vent your negative energy on strangers.
Lu Cijiu had seen the conversation, it wasn't that he was protecting his shortcomings, it was that the other party really attacked personally and scolded badly.
"Over there." Gong Xichao narrowed his eyes slightly, leaking a cold air.
A prelude to a fight.
"Don't hurt anyone, just stop."
Gong Xichao nodded reluctantly, and Lu Cijiu followed Da'er and said, "How dare our gang scold you for showing me that turtle?" But in fact, as long as Diao always hurts someone, he will stop .
In the cubicle in the corner is a 26-[-]-year-old male, with a slight fat side, ordinary looks, and a fleshy face that looks simple and good-natured. One moment he hangs up the phone with a polite smile, and the next second he whispers obscenities at the phone.
That's him.
Lu Cijiu felt a gust of wind around him, and the eagle was gone! ! !
And the ordinary male employee hadn't finished swearing, smashed his head on the phone and passed out.Lu Cijiu was stunned, went up to check, and then heard the boss talking in his sleep: what a big eagle.
Well, this man is going to die.
Lu Cijiu had a complicated look on his face, this person really hurts somewhere.
Sure enough, in the next 10 minutes, the face of the boss's death appeared successively: surprise, excitement, fear, fear, begging for mercy, shit, begging to die, wanting to self-mutilate, etc. emotions.
"I was wrong, Grandpa Kunpeng Ancestor, I beg you to go around me, no no no Kunpeng Immortal Kunpeng Ancestor..."
Ok.
Lu Ci used to be able to make up the picture in his brain, and Da'er sneered and sneered sharply: You deserve to be called my ancestor?immortal?Who are you insulting?Finally became the ancestor.
Gong Xichao appeared, his cold aura faded away, his whole body exuded the light of 'spirit', he was in a very good mood, and said: "Let's go."
"..." Lu Cijiu withdrew his eyes from watching the boss die, as if he was scared to pee. "Come here, let's go buy some special products."
"it is good."
Gong Xichao, who won the battle, is very talkative.
Lu Cijiu bought local specialties, as well as sugar paintings made of maltose, anyway, he teleported.When the two arrived at the institute, the cubs hadn't woken up yet, so Lu Chijiu put the sugar painting in a vase, so that it wouldn't melt due to the low temperature in the house.
As soon as Da'er entered the house, touched the bedroom and turned on the computer, his back looked very comfortable.
Lu Cijiu glanced at it, and the boss went to the top to post a blog apology. He wrote three thousand words eloquently, revealing between the lines that he wanted to kneel down and call Kunpeng not Diao's father, but he was not worthy of being a father's son and grandson. Said that he will not eat any poultry in the future, he is afraid of poultry.
==
Scared out of the shadows.
【...Finally, I hereby solemnly apologize, and express my most sincere apologies to Master Lu @店饭热子路爸爸 for my inappropriate remarks. Master Lu is sorry. 】
Lu Bijiu:? ? ?
The expression is a little indescribable.
But seeing the joyful breath on the back of Xiao Xiaodiao's head, Lu Cijiu held back his sense of shame, it was all because of Da Er Shi's love for his father.
Because the boss was active at the top of the comment area when he died, and after posting an apology on the top, he still commented on the top picture on Kunpeng's Weibo—in order to post the picture, he even opened a membership.
There are a lot of people commenting on this, and everyone has the same mentality as the boss to die, but when they suddenly saw the apology, they were all stunned.
[Brother, what's wrong with you?His account was hacked and he blinked. 】
[? ? ?buddy are you still there?Tell me, have you been lowered? 】
[Wori, I feel that Lu Cijiu is a bit lost, what should I do?I also scolded, will I be haunted by ghosts? 】
Lu Cijiu: ...you think too much.
The cubs woke up and saw the sugar painting in the vase in the living room, their eyes lit up, a series of small tails lined up, and the wifi height was launched to the kitchen to hold the road and bid farewell to the old thighs, the fleshy little face, looking at the road obediently Say goodbye to the old days.
"Jiujiu, the candy in the living room is so pretty." Tail asked coquettishly.
Dudu Maozai nodded in agreement, Dalong was quite reserved, but his eyes were the brightest.
"It's a sugar painting." Lu Cijiu wiped his hands, squeezed the little bun's cheek, and said with a smile: "I bought a nine-tailed fox, a dragon, a phoenix, and others. They can be eaten after dinner. Everyone has them."
The cubs are happy and cheering and chirping is the best, only Dalong is happy and then asks worriedly: "Does my uncle have one?"
It's definitely not that I'm worried that my uncle won't have food, but I'm worried that my uncle won't be able to eat and rob him.Dalong may feel that this is not good, Xiaolian nodded to persuade himself reluctantly, "It's okay, my uncle, I can feed him."
Can you not buy it?Staring at you with beautiful eyes, after buying it, I still look cold, 'I don't care about food, you insisted on buying it for me'.
"..." Lu Cijiu thought of Mr. Diao in front of the sugar stall, and turned thousands of words into one sentence, "Uncle Gong has it."
Dalong was happy and jumped up and down.
The cubs couldn't wait to run to the living room, guarding the vase obediently, looking at the sugar painting with big eyes, pointing at the air with their chubby fingers, and said in a childish voice, "Fresh brew~"
The institute has three meals a day, and eats early in the evening, usually at six o'clock.
Cubs will have a meal of milk powder and bread and biscuits one hour before going to bed.
Knowing that Tang Hua can only be eaten after dinner, each of them is obediently guarding the kitchen door. Tail and Dalong still have to look at Jiujiu from time to time. He took out a sugar painting from his Qiankun bag.
Cat Zai accidentally saw it, his little face was dumbfounded, and he patted Dalong with his little hands.
"Giggle, Sugar."
The other three cubs looked back and saw Uncle Gong sitting on the jade bed eating sugar paintings!
The four cubs, the little jiojio, didn't listen to them, ran over and squatted beside them, looking eager.
Gong Tichao looked down at the four cubs, and said slowly, "It's delicious."
Click.
The tail of the big fish fell off.
Envious on all sides.
Gong Xichao was very happy, Kacha took another mouthful, and said, "Lu Cijiu bought it for me."
"Jiujiu bought it too, we can eat it after dinner." Tail swallowed with a straight gaze.
Gong Xichao: "I can eat Kacha right now."
Weeping all around.
Fortunately, we will be able to start eating lunch soon. Lu Cijiu found that the four cats ate very well and fast today, so he couldn't help telling him: "Eat slowly, chew carefully, otherwise it will hurt your stomach if you don't digest well."
Dinner is small ravioli with shepherd's purse and shrimp, served with some refreshing side dishes.
The cubs ate clean, finished their soup, and obediently carried their bowls to the kitchen to put them away.On the way back, Cijiu handed out two big strawberries to one person for them to eat and chat with.
I ate too fast just now, and after chatting for a while, I digested it.Lu Cijiu looked around eagerly at the cubs in the living room, and said, "You can eat candy paintings."
The big dragon jumped up, and the tutu skirt of the tail opened to reveal the furry tail.
"Dudu kitty, I'll get it for you." Dalong said.
Tail followed, "I'll go and see Dalong."
Dudu and Maozai obediently listen to their brothers.Soon Dalong came with the vase, and the four sugar paintings were delivered, and the cubs held them carefully and licked them cherishedly.
Dalong glanced at his uncle, who had finished eating, stared at his dragon sugar painting, then glanced at his uncle again, and finally asked, "Do you want to eat, uncle? I'll give you a dragon tail."
"No, I have it." Gong Xichao proudly took out another one from the Qiankun bag.
This time it was a big eagle.
The four cubs were so envious, Lu Cijiu coughed and said, "Uncle Gong is a Kunpeng, which has two forms, so I bought two of them." It was definitely not because he was threatened by the elder's unfilial eyes! ! !
"Wow~~"
Gong Xichao: A winner in life.
The sugar painting was too big to eat, and the cubs were reluctant to gnaw like Uncle Gong. In the end, Lu Ci used to wrap it in plastic wrap, put it on a piece of radish cut into a square and put it in the refrigerator.
I can still eat it tomorrow.
The cubs are very happy to think that they can eat tomorrow, and they will smell of maltose when they sleep at night.
I love tweeting so much.
Foreman Wang, whose full name is Wang Hao, is 37 this year and has both sons and daughters. His son will soon be promoted to third grade, and his daughter will go to elementary school.He came out to work after graduating from junior high school, and endured a lot of hardships. Later, he took on contract work and earned enough money, but he still felt that the work was hard and undignified. Every time he asked the boss for money, he was like a grandson.
Therefore, in terms of children's education, they spend a lot of money. I hope that the two of them can become talents and don't suffer from being uneducated like him.
The eldest son was fine in junior high school, he was obedient and obedient. Although he was not the first in his studies, he was still in the top [-] of the whole grade.Wang Hao was once proud that his ill-educated father could raise a smart son.
Especially other children's adolescent rebellious problems, his son does not have, and his grades have been very stable.
A good grade in the high school entrance examination means that he can go to a good school, but Wang Hao heard that a good high school is the key to a good university.So as soon as he gritted his teeth, he bought a house in the school district near the experimental high school, hoping that his son could be admitted to a famous key university.
The couple, Wang Hao, are in charge of making money, and his wife is in charge of taking care of the children, cooking and supplementing their nutrition.
As a result, at the end of last semester, the child's grades declined and his temper was not very good.
Wang Hao thought it might be a belated rebellious period, right?
This summer, Wang Hao has a good temper with his son, patiently talking with his son, and asking his wife to pay more attention.I didn't even register for the summer class, because I was afraid that the child would rebound due to the pressure of studying during adolescence.The effect is really good. My son has been in a good mood recently. He is very obedient and knows how to take the initiative to learn, and he will also help with housework.
School will start soon.
"Xingxing, have you packed your schoolbag? It's time to report to school." Wang Hao's wife, Sun Hui, pushed open the door for fear of delay, and saw her son frantically stashing things in his schoolbag. She was startled when she saw her.
"What's wrong? What are you hiding?"
Wang Jiaxing's face was unhappy: "It's nothing, why did you come in without knocking?"
"I'm your mother, I care about you, and I have to push the door."
Wang Hao didn't hear the sound right, so he quickly smoothed things over and said, "My son is right, he is already a young man, so don't ask for privacy when changing clothes or something, and you will always knock on the door when you come in."
After driving the child to report, Sun Hui privately said to her husband: "I didn't see clearly at first, but the more I thought about it in the car, the more something went wrong. My son stuffed his schoolbag like a piece of blood-stained clothes or something."
"Why didn't you say it earlier. Don't worry, I'll take a look later." Wang Hao was also afraid that something might happen to his son and kept it from him.
Looking for a chance to get their son's schoolbag, the couple opened it, and Wang Hao heaved a sigh of relief, "Damn, you're confused, what kind of bloody clothes, don't scare yourself if you have nothing to do."
It was a picture book with a red cover.
School started two days after the report.
Everything is fine, and my son doesn't lose his temper. He studies very late every day, but his complexion is getting worse and worse day by day. Sun Hui thinks that the pressure of study is heavy.
Online.
Lu Ci had been handing out prizes for a while, and got all the ones that should be obtained, only six talismans.Except for Shen Jianan who was the first, after the second day of release, the five-star praise blows it up, and the male god is with her.
But because Shen Jianan is Lu Chui, netizens labeled him as a liar, and no one believed him.
There are still many netizens who are idle picking their feet. They have to look at the list of winners every few days, ask about their experience of using it, and try their best to beat Lu Ci to death.
result--
Mango Smoothie: I draw the learning talisman. I’m a sophomore in high school this year. I’m usually a scumbag, but after I get it, I really don’t blow it. I bring the talisman paper to me every time I study. Don't get up and play with your phone! ! !I used to be a star who never left my body with my mobile phone, and I was terrified at the time.
Later, for experimentation, I gave my mother a talisman, and the learning efficiency was very low that day before playing the whole process. On the contrary, my mother, because she brought my talisman, usually used Tik Tok, and started learning how to shoot that night!She didn't like to toss about these things before, she said she couldn't learn it, but it was rough to learn to play music clips that night.
I'm coming back with the talisman paper, and I brought a set, I hope the monthly exam can be successful, and I will succumb to Master Lu@周饭狗费路爸爸[展着][喵起][左了]
[? ? ?Black box operation? 】
【What direction?I do not believe. 】
[The blogger pays more, let's have a meal together. 】
It's okay for one netizen to say so, but when five netizen's feedback was very good, Bawanluhei's face started to hurt.There are also netizens who don't believe it, covering their painful faces, and firmly ask: There is another person who said that it is useless. I think these blind cats encounter dead mice because of psychological effects.
[Yes, yes, @西门鉴同 came out to talk, the big brother didn't spend any money and just had a bad meal. 】
I also specially took a screenshot of the Weibo screenshot of the blogger who received the Ping An Talisman Hammer Road to say goodbye to the old liar, and the talisman paper is useless.
Ximen Jiantong: [Ping An Talisman Picture] What kind of spicy chicken, wearing it is useless, really don't be superstitious, it's better to be a man scientifically.
Posted two days ago.
At that time, the sunspots were happily bouncing around on Lu Ci's old Weibo.
@结没有半hour, Ximen Jiantong deleted the previous one and put the new one on the top: I was wrong, I was scared to death today, Master Lu’s safety amulet is really really useful, I almost died.Walking in the shopping mall, I met a psychopath, and suddenly drew a knife and rushed out. I was the closest and was scared to pee. If you don’t believe me, you can search Weibo xx mall and draw a knife to hurt someone. Knowing that the idiot swung the knife and turned in a different direction, and passed me directly, it was too small. Later, the neuropathy was subdued, and I found out that the safety amulet in the pocket had been blacked [blackened safety amulet], thank you Lu Master @外食热子路 Dad, I am your diehard loyalist, can I still buy talismans?I want to buy more, ball [love] [love] [love]
Like licking a dog.
Netizens who are waiting to be beaten to death to bid farewell to the old liar: Huh?
real or fake?
[Holy shit, I searched and there is really news, I, I split, is Master Lu really spiritual? 】
She trusted and admired Master Lu very much, knowing whether she was the winner or the Peach Blossom Talisman, she sewed the protective case by hand in advance, and was almost watching the delivery yesterday, when the courier phone rang, she answered in seconds, and hurried downstairs to pick up the courier.
It's a paper mail bag.
Shen Jianan took it back with both hands, washed her hands and sanitized it first, opened it reverently, and put the peach blossom talisman folded into a triangle into a sewn small bag, with a pink crystal bead hanging on it.When I went to work the next day, I was smiling and greeted everyone with a smile. At noon, the brother who entered the company one level earlier proposed to go out for dinner together.
She is in the same school as her senior brother, and they are also in the same major. The senior brother has excellent academic performance and can learn everything quickly. At the freshman welcome party, the light beam hit the center of the stage, and the senior brother played the saxophone. After the end of the song, Shen Jianan was hooked.
Graduation internship, application of resume, Shen Jianan deliberately applied to the brother's company.
It's just that after joining the company, the two of them didn't have much interaction, the senior was very busy and worked overtime all day long.
Shen Jianan never expected that the male god brother would confess his love to her!At that time, she was stunned and blurted out, "Why did you think to tell me this? I, I thought you couldn't see me, after all, you are too good."
"Because you seem to be in a good mood today, smiling gives me courage."
I am in a good mood because I have won the award from Master Lu, and I have swept away the bad luck of meeting a ghost before. I am holding a peach blossom talisman and looking forward to it. I did not expect my dream to come true so soon.
"Junior Sister Shen Jianan, every time you secretly look at me with fiery eyes, it's strange that I can't see it. It's just that I was hesitant before, afraid that I wouldn't be able to give you happiness."
Shen Jianan knew why, because the senior brother's family was in a bad situation, his father was seriously ill, and the family savings were all spent, and I heard that the house was sold.So the senior is good at studying, handsome, and pursues a lot of girls, but the senior always refuses, and spends all his time in college studying and making money.
"I can also give senior brother happiness."
Because netizens questioned that she was Master Lu's 'entrustment', Shen Jianan explained in detail, but she didn't expect some of the focus to be biased, telling her that she can't have a Phoenix man, be careful that your senior brother will kick you when he becomes rich, and so on.
[emmm, this story is so bloody, is it possible that you will be cheated by your brother in the future, and Master Lu's talisman will help you seek justice?Your 'Tuo' is still sustainable recycling 666】
[It's the same as the truth, what age is your brain!I bet the road crooks will sell talisman papers in the future. 】
[Everyone clicked into Difficult Lu Wei and found out that it turned out that the ghost was rescued by Master Lu before, but now the story line of the liar is so complete? 】
Of course, there are also those who are silly and sweet. If the talisman paper is not expensive, I really want to buy one and go back to try it. These netizens were ridiculed by the legion of liars and said that the tail of the liar was exposed, and they are just selling talismans. , Let alone 33 hundred, he doesn't even want thirty cents!
Shen Jianan saw netizens leaving messages questioning Master Lu, of course he was angry, don't be afraid, roll up your sleeves and just do it, tear x and charge.
From the beginning when all the roads were black, after Zhou Jianmin blew himself up, a small number of netizens were hesitant and skeptical. Some people watched and watched the two videos of Lu Cijiu, and some people said: [Is the big bed in Lu Cijiu’s yard made of jade?It looks like...]
Then the individual was sprayed without flaws.
Now the road liar still wants to fuck the second generation of rich people?After selling talisman papers, what kind of bed is there for jade, that is colored stones.
There was a lot of quarrels on the Internet, and it attracted a wave of fans to Lu Cijiu.In just a few days, he has become an [-]th-line small internet celebrity with [-] fans, who is very active and can quarrel.
But Lu Wanghong is not in the mood to quarrel with netizens, he is now giving Daer a smooth hair.
Gong Xi's tide exploded, and he walked around in the yard, staring at the road coldly while saying goodbye to the old days.Not half as cold and arrogant as his appearance.
The persona is broken.
Lu Cijiu thought to himself, what did he think of the word "beautiful" when he first met Mr. Diao?
Where is the beauty of primary school carvings?
If you lose a quarrel and lose your temper, you will drag your parents to fight, and if you don't fight, how can you be so beautiful?
Ahem, of course Mr. Diao hasn't rolled over yet, he just keeps walking.
"Brother Gong, if you have a lot of adults, don't bother with that person. They are all people who have failed in the real world. They vent on the Internet—"
"Vent?" Gong Xichao answered with raised eyebrows.
Lu Cijiu had a bad heart, and sure enough, Daer slapped him in the face, "Why should he vent? I should vent. Look at how this human being scolds me! Lu Cijiu, I don't care, I'm going to do it today." If I want to fight with him, I won’t be angry if I don’t fight.”
You can even intervene in hot searches on Weibo, with boundless magic power, and you can't find someone?
Isn't it just that Da Er wants to support Dad!Lu Cijiu persuaded himself, and instantly felt that Diao Zong Yuxue, who sprayed him all over his face, was cute. He took Diao Zong's hand, poured the hot sour plum soup over, and said lovingly, "Okay, I'll help you find it."
Miyazaki: ...
Why are humans so weird?
But he had no time to think about it, because his body was full of raging flames of 'revenge'.
"That person is definitely not as powerful as you. It's not for decent people to bully the small."
Gong Xichao raised his eyebrows, and said triumphantly, "I'm not a human being, I'm the Kunpeng of the ancient bloodline, free from restraint."
Lu Cijiu: ...you are quite proud, aren't you? You are [-] years old, how many grandpas can you be a troll?But of course it can't be said that way, Lu Cijiu spent a lot of time talking, persuading Da'er to "convince people with reason", and Gong Xichao reluctantly agreed.
Then Lu Cijiu checked the ID of the troll on the Internet, and when he saw the address, he was secretly happy and pretended to be disappointed and said, "Hey, this person is not from the local area."
"I know who it is." Gong Xichao was gearing up, pulled the disappointed human, and said, "I use teleportation, so I can come back for lunch now."
Lu Bijiu:? ? ?
You can teleport, why do you have to carry me when you go to Zhou Jianmin's house?
But he dared not ask.
The cubs were taking a nap, and before Lu Cijiu could react, he opened his eyes again when it was dark, and he was in another strange place, holding a cup of sour plum soup in his hand - Gong Xichao took it and drank it coldly.
Now that he was able to fight, Mr. Diao returned to his cold, arrogant and domineering style.
It's afternoon, and the troll id told the boss to die. The two of them are in a company, invisible, and no one can see them.It was the cubicle room. It was almost the end of August, and the temperature was still very hot. In addition, the cubicle room on this floor was full to save space. Even if there was an air conditioner, it would still be hot.
This should be an insurance company. The employees in the cubicle are constantly on the phone, speaking with a sweet accent, and the tone is gentle and polite. After the call is ended, it is another call, and they have to smile when they find fault.
But this is not the reason to vent your negative energy on strangers.
Lu Cijiu had seen the conversation, it wasn't that he was protecting his shortcomings, it was that the other party really attacked personally and scolded badly.
"Over there." Gong Xichao narrowed his eyes slightly, leaking a cold air.
A prelude to a fight.
"Don't hurt anyone, just stop."
Gong Xichao nodded reluctantly, and Lu Cijiu followed Da'er and said, "How dare our gang scold you for showing me that turtle?" But in fact, as long as Diao always hurts someone, he will stop .
In the cubicle in the corner is a 26-[-]-year-old male, with a slight fat side, ordinary looks, and a fleshy face that looks simple and good-natured. One moment he hangs up the phone with a polite smile, and the next second he whispers obscenities at the phone.
That's him.
Lu Cijiu felt a gust of wind around him, and the eagle was gone! ! !
And the ordinary male employee hadn't finished swearing, smashed his head on the phone and passed out.Lu Cijiu was stunned, went up to check, and then heard the boss talking in his sleep: what a big eagle.
Well, this man is going to die.
Lu Cijiu had a complicated look on his face, this person really hurts somewhere.
Sure enough, in the next 10 minutes, the face of the boss's death appeared successively: surprise, excitement, fear, fear, begging for mercy, shit, begging to die, wanting to self-mutilate, etc. emotions.
"I was wrong, Grandpa Kunpeng Ancestor, I beg you to go around me, no no no Kunpeng Immortal Kunpeng Ancestor..."
Ok.
Lu Ci used to be able to make up the picture in his brain, and Da'er sneered and sneered sharply: You deserve to be called my ancestor?immortal?Who are you insulting?Finally became the ancestor.
Gong Xichao appeared, his cold aura faded away, his whole body exuded the light of 'spirit', he was in a very good mood, and said: "Let's go."
"..." Lu Cijiu withdrew his eyes from watching the boss die, as if he was scared to pee. "Come here, let's go buy some special products."
"it is good."
Gong Xichao, who won the battle, is very talkative.
Lu Cijiu bought local specialties, as well as sugar paintings made of maltose, anyway, he teleported.When the two arrived at the institute, the cubs hadn't woken up yet, so Lu Chijiu put the sugar painting in a vase, so that it wouldn't melt due to the low temperature in the house.
As soon as Da'er entered the house, touched the bedroom and turned on the computer, his back looked very comfortable.
Lu Cijiu glanced at it, and the boss went to the top to post a blog apology. He wrote three thousand words eloquently, revealing between the lines that he wanted to kneel down and call Kunpeng not Diao's father, but he was not worthy of being a father's son and grandson. Said that he will not eat any poultry in the future, he is afraid of poultry.
==
Scared out of the shadows.
【...Finally, I hereby solemnly apologize, and express my most sincere apologies to Master Lu @店饭热子路爸爸 for my inappropriate remarks. Master Lu is sorry. 】
Lu Bijiu:? ? ?
The expression is a little indescribable.
But seeing the joyful breath on the back of Xiao Xiaodiao's head, Lu Cijiu held back his sense of shame, it was all because of Da Er Shi's love for his father.
Because the boss was active at the top of the comment area when he died, and after posting an apology on the top, he still commented on the top picture on Kunpeng's Weibo—in order to post the picture, he even opened a membership.
There are a lot of people commenting on this, and everyone has the same mentality as the boss to die, but when they suddenly saw the apology, they were all stunned.
[Brother, what's wrong with you?His account was hacked and he blinked. 】
[? ? ?buddy are you still there?Tell me, have you been lowered? 】
[Wori, I feel that Lu Cijiu is a bit lost, what should I do?I also scolded, will I be haunted by ghosts? 】
Lu Cijiu: ...you think too much.
The cubs woke up and saw the sugar painting in the vase in the living room, their eyes lit up, a series of small tails lined up, and the wifi height was launched to the kitchen to hold the road and bid farewell to the old thighs, the fleshy little face, looking at the road obediently Say goodbye to the old days.
"Jiujiu, the candy in the living room is so pretty." Tail asked coquettishly.
Dudu Maozai nodded in agreement, Dalong was quite reserved, but his eyes were the brightest.
"It's a sugar painting." Lu Cijiu wiped his hands, squeezed the little bun's cheek, and said with a smile: "I bought a nine-tailed fox, a dragon, a phoenix, and others. They can be eaten after dinner. Everyone has them."
The cubs are happy and cheering and chirping is the best, only Dalong is happy and then asks worriedly: "Does my uncle have one?"
It's definitely not that I'm worried that my uncle won't have food, but I'm worried that my uncle won't be able to eat and rob him.Dalong may feel that this is not good, Xiaolian nodded to persuade himself reluctantly, "It's okay, my uncle, I can feed him."
Can you not buy it?Staring at you with beautiful eyes, after buying it, I still look cold, 'I don't care about food, you insisted on buying it for me'.
"..." Lu Cijiu thought of Mr. Diao in front of the sugar stall, and turned thousands of words into one sentence, "Uncle Gong has it."
Dalong was happy and jumped up and down.
The cubs couldn't wait to run to the living room, guarding the vase obediently, looking at the sugar painting with big eyes, pointing at the air with their chubby fingers, and said in a childish voice, "Fresh brew~"
The institute has three meals a day, and eats early in the evening, usually at six o'clock.
Cubs will have a meal of milk powder and bread and biscuits one hour before going to bed.
Knowing that Tang Hua can only be eaten after dinner, each of them is obediently guarding the kitchen door. Tail and Dalong still have to look at Jiujiu from time to time. He took out a sugar painting from his Qiankun bag.
Cat Zai accidentally saw it, his little face was dumbfounded, and he patted Dalong with his little hands.
"Giggle, Sugar."
The other three cubs looked back and saw Uncle Gong sitting on the jade bed eating sugar paintings!
The four cubs, the little jiojio, didn't listen to them, ran over and squatted beside them, looking eager.
Gong Tichao looked down at the four cubs, and said slowly, "It's delicious."
Click.
The tail of the big fish fell off.
Envious on all sides.
Gong Xichao was very happy, Kacha took another mouthful, and said, "Lu Cijiu bought it for me."
"Jiujiu bought it too, we can eat it after dinner." Tail swallowed with a straight gaze.
Gong Xichao: "I can eat Kacha right now."
Weeping all around.
Fortunately, we will be able to start eating lunch soon. Lu Cijiu found that the four cats ate very well and fast today, so he couldn't help telling him: "Eat slowly, chew carefully, otherwise it will hurt your stomach if you don't digest well."
Dinner is small ravioli with shepherd's purse and shrimp, served with some refreshing side dishes.
The cubs ate clean, finished their soup, and obediently carried their bowls to the kitchen to put them away.On the way back, Cijiu handed out two big strawberries to one person for them to eat and chat with.
I ate too fast just now, and after chatting for a while, I digested it.Lu Cijiu looked around eagerly at the cubs in the living room, and said, "You can eat candy paintings."
The big dragon jumped up, and the tutu skirt of the tail opened to reveal the furry tail.
"Dudu kitty, I'll get it for you." Dalong said.
Tail followed, "I'll go and see Dalong."
Dudu and Maozai obediently listen to their brothers.Soon Dalong came with the vase, and the four sugar paintings were delivered, and the cubs held them carefully and licked them cherishedly.
Dalong glanced at his uncle, who had finished eating, stared at his dragon sugar painting, then glanced at his uncle again, and finally asked, "Do you want to eat, uncle? I'll give you a dragon tail."
"No, I have it." Gong Xichao proudly took out another one from the Qiankun bag.
This time it was a big eagle.
The four cubs were so envious, Lu Cijiu coughed and said, "Uncle Gong is a Kunpeng, which has two forms, so I bought two of them." It was definitely not because he was threatened by the elder's unfilial eyes! ! !
"Wow~~"
Gong Xichao: A winner in life.
The sugar painting was too big to eat, and the cubs were reluctant to gnaw like Uncle Gong. In the end, Lu Ci used to wrap it in plastic wrap, put it on a piece of radish cut into a square and put it in the refrigerator.
I can still eat it tomorrow.
The cubs are very happy to think that they can eat tomorrow, and they will smell of maltose when they sleep at night.
I love tweeting so much.
Foreman Wang, whose full name is Wang Hao, is 37 this year and has both sons and daughters. His son will soon be promoted to third grade, and his daughter will go to elementary school.He came out to work after graduating from junior high school, and endured a lot of hardships. Later, he took on contract work and earned enough money, but he still felt that the work was hard and undignified. Every time he asked the boss for money, he was like a grandson.
Therefore, in terms of children's education, they spend a lot of money. I hope that the two of them can become talents and don't suffer from being uneducated like him.
The eldest son was fine in junior high school, he was obedient and obedient. Although he was not the first in his studies, he was still in the top [-] of the whole grade.Wang Hao was once proud that his ill-educated father could raise a smart son.
Especially other children's adolescent rebellious problems, his son does not have, and his grades have been very stable.
A good grade in the high school entrance examination means that he can go to a good school, but Wang Hao heard that a good high school is the key to a good university.So as soon as he gritted his teeth, he bought a house in the school district near the experimental high school, hoping that his son could be admitted to a famous key university.
The couple, Wang Hao, are in charge of making money, and his wife is in charge of taking care of the children, cooking and supplementing their nutrition.
As a result, at the end of last semester, the child's grades declined and his temper was not very good.
Wang Hao thought it might be a belated rebellious period, right?
This summer, Wang Hao has a good temper with his son, patiently talking with his son, and asking his wife to pay more attention.I didn't even register for the summer class, because I was afraid that the child would rebound due to the pressure of studying during adolescence.The effect is really good. My son has been in a good mood recently. He is very obedient and knows how to take the initiative to learn, and he will also help with housework.
School will start soon.
"Xingxing, have you packed your schoolbag? It's time to report to school." Wang Hao's wife, Sun Hui, pushed open the door for fear of delay, and saw her son frantically stashing things in his schoolbag. She was startled when she saw her.
"What's wrong? What are you hiding?"
Wang Jiaxing's face was unhappy: "It's nothing, why did you come in without knocking?"
"I'm your mother, I care about you, and I have to push the door."
Wang Hao didn't hear the sound right, so he quickly smoothed things over and said, "My son is right, he is already a young man, so don't ask for privacy when changing clothes or something, and you will always knock on the door when you come in."
After driving the child to report, Sun Hui privately said to her husband: "I didn't see clearly at first, but the more I thought about it in the car, the more something went wrong. My son stuffed his schoolbag like a piece of blood-stained clothes or something."
"Why didn't you say it earlier. Don't worry, I'll take a look later." Wang Hao was also afraid that something might happen to his son and kept it from him.
Looking for a chance to get their son's schoolbag, the couple opened it, and Wang Hao heaved a sigh of relief, "Damn, you're confused, what kind of bloody clothes, don't scare yourself if you have nothing to do."
It was a picture book with a red cover.
School started two days after the report.
Everything is fine, and my son doesn't lose his temper. He studies very late every day, but his complexion is getting worse and worse day by day. Sun Hui thinks that the pressure of study is heavy.
Online.
Lu Ci had been handing out prizes for a while, and got all the ones that should be obtained, only six talismans.Except for Shen Jianan who was the first, after the second day of release, the five-star praise blows it up, and the male god is with her.
But because Shen Jianan is Lu Chui, netizens labeled him as a liar, and no one believed him.
There are still many netizens who are idle picking their feet. They have to look at the list of winners every few days, ask about their experience of using it, and try their best to beat Lu Ci to death.
result--
Mango Smoothie: I draw the learning talisman. I’m a sophomore in high school this year. I’m usually a scumbag, but after I get it, I really don’t blow it. I bring the talisman paper to me every time I study. Don't get up and play with your phone! ! !I used to be a star who never left my body with my mobile phone, and I was terrified at the time.
Later, for experimentation, I gave my mother a talisman, and the learning efficiency was very low that day before playing the whole process. On the contrary, my mother, because she brought my talisman, usually used Tik Tok, and started learning how to shoot that night!She didn't like to toss about these things before, she said she couldn't learn it, but it was rough to learn to play music clips that night.
I'm coming back with the talisman paper, and I brought a set, I hope the monthly exam can be successful, and I will succumb to Master Lu@周饭狗费路爸爸[展着][喵起][左了]
[? ? ?Black box operation? 】
【What direction?I do not believe. 】
[The blogger pays more, let's have a meal together. 】
It's okay for one netizen to say so, but when five netizen's feedback was very good, Bawanluhei's face started to hurt.There are also netizens who don't believe it, covering their painful faces, and firmly ask: There is another person who said that it is useless. I think these blind cats encounter dead mice because of psychological effects.
[Yes, yes, @西门鉴同 came out to talk, the big brother didn't spend any money and just had a bad meal. 】
I also specially took a screenshot of the Weibo screenshot of the blogger who received the Ping An Talisman Hammer Road to say goodbye to the old liar, and the talisman paper is useless.
Ximen Jiantong: [Ping An Talisman Picture] What kind of spicy chicken, wearing it is useless, really don't be superstitious, it's better to be a man scientifically.
Posted two days ago.
At that time, the sunspots were happily bouncing around on Lu Ci's old Weibo.
@结没有半hour, Ximen Jiantong deleted the previous one and put the new one on the top: I was wrong, I was scared to death today, Master Lu’s safety amulet is really really useful, I almost died.Walking in the shopping mall, I met a psychopath, and suddenly drew a knife and rushed out. I was the closest and was scared to pee. If you don’t believe me, you can search Weibo xx mall and draw a knife to hurt someone. Knowing that the idiot swung the knife and turned in a different direction, and passed me directly, it was too small. Later, the neuropathy was subdued, and I found out that the safety amulet in the pocket had been blacked [blackened safety amulet], thank you Lu Master @外食热子路 Dad, I am your diehard loyalist, can I still buy talismans?I want to buy more, ball [love] [love] [love]
Like licking a dog.
Netizens who are waiting to be beaten to death to bid farewell to the old liar: Huh?
real or fake?
[Holy shit, I searched and there is really news, I, I split, is Master Lu really spiritual? 】
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