zero experience

zero experience

Author: Shan Zimo

Copywriting

Xi Ye, the former gold medal agent known as the newcomer's nanny, welcomes another entertainer with no experience at all - he can't write copywriting, in short, he is the same person as Uncle Ye

Content tags: entertainment circle

Search keywords: Protagonist: Xiye, Chen Shengjun, Zhao Zhiming┃Supporting roles: condi, 957, bob, little beast, zero┃Others: Uncle Ye

acquaintance ([-])

"Condi! Are you kidding me?"

"Xiye, this is the little beast's arrangement."

"So you asked me to bring newcomers? I still don't know which street brought them here?"

"It's South Korea."

"That's even more weird! Find a manager who can speak Korean!"

"Do you think we have?"

"..."

"..."

WE Brokerage Company is an entertainment company with a relatively good scale in today's entertainment economy era. Although it once produced a few well-known pillars, because of the expiration of the contract, two or three chose to give up the acting career, probably because of their During his peak period, Duan had already met a rare opponent, and had also won the glory he deserved, so he simply handed over the circle to the next generation.

Of course, that's not the point.

The point is that WE has no pillars, no money, and 60E fans can't recover, so WE urgently needs a new idol to pave the way for WE.

"Freshness is not zero experience!" Xi Ye shook a stack of papers, "The information you gave me is too exaggerated! It's almost blank! Not to mention filming, I haven't even done a graphic, and there are some things in it. This photo, is it a portrait photo? Even if it is a photo of life, this...fuck is not a family photo!"

Condi looked over his head when he heard the words.

There are two little sisters standing in front of a little yellow hair, and some clothes are hung in the background, which is really a real life photo.

"These two seem to be his sisters, and they are quite cute."

"..."

Seeing his speechless expression, Condi casually glanced at the watch on the wall, "It's over, it's too late, you hurry to the airport."

"What?"

"That guy's plane arrives at four o'clock in the afternoon."

"Who?"

"Chen, Sheng, Jun."

"I've already found an interpreter. His house is close to the airport and I'll go directly there. When you arrive, call him."

"If you have money, please translate, but if you don't have money, hire a broker?"

"High school internship, cheap."

"..."

Xiye looked at the communication named Bob that had just been recorded on the phone, and felt extremely depressed.

He, Su Hanwei, as a manager with the alias Xi Ye, has worked in WE for many years, and he has gone through many difficult journeys with the company, and there are many stars who have been supported by him, especially recently. The more famous zzm has a very good relationship with him. Even if the other party has already been poached by other companies, they still occasionally find time to have dinner together.

But even if he has achieved such achievements, their company CEO Xiaoshou always likes to assign him to newcomers. Seeing that his partner has just stepped on the right track, he has to face this cruel fact, which makes people jump. And it is another X5.

To be honest, he once had the dream of witnessing his own artists reach the pinnacle with his own eyes.

But now I'm a little afraid to think about it.

Even if the little beast didn't tell the reason, he didn't know the reason.

When he was with zzm, he was nicknamed the three-meter combination. Not to mention zzm, he was not an idol group but a powerful group, but his height was flawed and he was completely unable to protect the safety of artists. At first he was able to become a manager People are already a very miraculous thing, so he worked especially hard, but he could only make wedding dresses for others over and over again.

accurate?I am very sure of that.

So he groaned and opened Weibo to post a message:

QA□□□□Q

The plane was late as usual, Xiye and Bob had a small chat with each other when they met. The other party was a very natural and cute boy. He had just passed the college entrance examination, and now he was working during the holidays. Xiye seemed well-behaved when he was with him, but due to the difference in his own experience, Xiye took the initiative to talk to Bob a lot, and for the future meeting, he even asked about the Korean pronunciation of the sentence "My name is Xiye".

"By the way, which big star are you picking up today?" Perhaps it was his first time meeting an artist, Bob poked his head a little excitedly.

Xiye laughed dryly, "It's just a newcomer."

"But since he's a celebrity, he should be handsome!"

"Handsome?" Xiye recalled the stack of documents, and didn't pay much attention to his appearance, only two impressions, his sister and... "Little yellow hair."

"what?"

"It's just a little yellow hair."

Bob nodded his head thoughtfully, and asked half-consciously, "Hair... can be dyed black, too?"

"...?"

"But the name Xiye shouldn't be easy to crash into."

"what are you saying?"

Bob stretched out his finger and pointed at the front, Xiye turned around, and saw a guy with black hair who was indeed familiar and quite eye-catching, holding a sign in a daze, on which it wrote: "Xiye"

To be reasonable, why does the person being picked up hold a sign?This question first flashed into Xiye's mind.

However, his thoughts were interrupted by the discussion of the girls who stopped beside him.

"Hey, hey, look, is that guy an artist?"

"Eh? Is that right? I don't have any impression, but he's so handsome!"

"Do you want to go up and talk to me!"

"A foreigner? A Korean? A Korean star!"

Seeing this posture, Xiye immediately patted the guy next to him, "Come on! That man's name is Chen Shengjun."

"Eh? At least give me an accurate Korean name." Bob scratched his head in embarrassment, but the girl next to him was about to outflank him, so he had no choice but to run forward to greet him.

Xiye stood at the same spot, watching the guy and Bob casually say a few words, seemed to be relieved, the two turned their heads to look in his direction, his body tightened suddenly, and saw the little yellow hair, oh no, Now it was Xiao Heimao who walked forward quickly with his luggage and a smile on his face, stood in front of him, and said in a very substandard Mandarin: "Wojiaozhen Shengjun, mystic, Xiye, cute .”

"..."

To be honest, he doesn't like the word cute at all, and always thinks it comes with a "short" debuff.

So Xiye gritted his teeth and looked at the other party, then at Bob, and seeing that Bob was also looking at him with a little teasing, he said in a persuasive tone, "You... are so tall."

"What is he shrinking?"

After Bob translated, Zhen Shengjun suddenly smiled, and said, "Thank you, Xiye, cute."

Who the hell is praising you! ! !

In short, this is the first meeting of two people who are angry and happy.

congratulations.

Acquaintance ([-])

The three of them don't plan to stay at the airport for a long time. Xiye, who has always been able to deal with everyone in front of everyone, is very flexible. I don't know why when facing Chen Shengjun, he always feels a bit unsteady, and even pretends to be calm. The failure was probably due to the rather hot gaze of the other party. Even if he was walking in front, he could still feel that staring gaze staring at the back of his head. Accompanied by the somewhat disparate height difference, he couldn't help feeling that he was being overwhelmed. Overwhelmed.

"I said you..." Xiye turned around to break the situation, but unexpectedly the phone in his pocket rang after he finished speaking a few words.

Caller ID: Little Beast.

Xiye was slightly stunned, motioned to the two people around him, picked up the phone and said, "International long distance?"

"I came back early, the plane was earlier than Mystic."

"mystic?" Xiye was a little bit late about the name, but the guy beside him was chatting with Bob, and when he heard the other party calling his name, he turned his head to look at him quite quickly, with a shining expression on his face. very close, "Huh?"

"..." Xiye recalled the self-introduction of the little black hair just now, and ignored the excitement of the other party, he took a step back and glanced at his face.

"You haven't received him yet?" Little Beast wondered.

"No, I got it. We are together now. Since you came back early, why don't you go back to the company?"

"To give you a surprise!"

"What surprise? It shouldn't be this guy." Xi Ye couldn't help feeling disgusted.

"You will know when you come out."

"come out?"

"Come out of the terminal, and I'll wait for you at the exit of the North District."

After speaking, the other party directly hung up the phone.

Xiye led the two of them to the North District in a daze, making guesses in his heart, and even nonsensically figured out that his CEO rented flowers from a rental trunk to give this little black hair a chance. How coquettish, and there is no need to worry that the other party can't do it.

Xiye quickened his pace, and simply wanted to pack him up and take him away before the other party was ashamed, but to his surprise, what was waiting at the gate of the North District was not a bunch of flowers, but a brand new nanny car.

"..."

"Wow." Bob was very excited when he saw this. He took the lead to go up and touch, but was quickly knocked down by the little beast.

"Xiye! mystic! Yo, your hair is dyed black, it's not bad." The little animal went to mystic and carried the suitcase for him, ready to put it in the trunk.

Xiye cautiously followed him and looked around, seeing that there was indeed nothing he expected, so she was relieved, but——

"This car?"

"Just mentioned, not bad."

Even though he knew that Chen Shengjun couldn't understand most of the Chinese, Xiye still lowered his voice and muttered, "It's worth the money."

"There are bigger ones."

"..."

"How can a star do without a nanny car? You can't mix it with others."

"you