Happy birthday, Ye Xiu received roses

It is ready to be a thief at any time so it does not sleep.

Tao Luo Shaming: There are so many slots that I don't know where to start complaining.

Bullet rain: I think what we should pay attention to now is the information revealed by the photos, right?

Mu Yuchengfeng: Ah, everyone still doesn't know that Ye Xiu is a twin, right?

Devil May Cry at Fengshan:! ! !

Sweeping the floor and burning incense: His brother won't be called Ye Qiu, right?

Mu Yuchengfeng: Correct answer~~

Flash memory: It's a wild world.

Healer: Don't you think it's strange that Dai Yanqi, who is talking about Lei Ting, didn't have this kind of thing?

鸾辂音尘：啊啊啊啊啊这个双胞胎之间发生了□□被爸爸妈妈当场抓住然后连夜进行审讯可是双胞胎却坚持说我们从出生开始就在一起以后也会一直在一起永远不分开的How does it feel ah ah ah ah!

Luan Ren Yinchen: So this is Futaba?So am I opening the door to new cps again?Even twin brothers can't escape your charm, God Ye, you really are the master of the universe! I'm in love with you again!

Healer: You can say what you say, and you will come when you say it. Is your nickname Cao Cao?

Liu Yun: Actually, what I'm more likely to know is why Huang Shao didn't speak?

Misty Rain in Fengcheng: Not only Huang Shaotian, right? @苏克萨萨@夜雨声问@一枪穿云@无波@大沙孤烟@石不归@生活消防@王不别行@百花羊罗@一条板一夏@海无数@战format@一Ye Zhiqiu@唐三打@包子攻略@一寸草

Misty Rain in Fengcheng: Are there any leaks?Sign up yourself

Misty Rain in Fengcheng: The people above, talk.

Lin Ancao was startled: Actually, what I want to say is that I really felt it when I saw these people from Chu Queue...

Fei Daojian: God Ye is really a bloody man.

Soft Mist: I think it's impossible to let them talk.

Mu Yuchengfeng: [A group of dead people.jpg]

Rota: What's the matter with this feeling of being more sad than dying...

Mu Yuchengfeng: Anyone who excitedly followed his sweetheart's ass to his sweetheart's hometown to meet his parents only to find out that his sweetheart and his twin brother were caught and raped by their parents would not be in a good mood, would they?

Ye Xiahong: Team Su, what's the matter with your feeling of gloating and watching a good show?

Liu Yun: Young Master Huang, are you really silent?

Troublesome Night Rain: Didn't you see that I don't want to talk?

Mu Yuchengfeng: Xiao Jiu@小九九, what's the situation now?

Xiao Jiujiu: Brother Qiu had a showdown with his parents, saying that he only likes brother Xiu in his life.

Blue Exorcist: No way, God Ye and his younger brother are actually real! !

Nine degrees below zero: God Ye is indeed a man who has become a god.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms: Damn Ye Xiu, I didn't expect you to be such a beast that would attack your own younger brother!Really TM is not human!

Fengcheng Misty Rain: May I ask, who likes non-human beasts, what kind of biological standpoint do you put yourself in to say this sentence?

Then there was a line of people lining up at the bottom, pounding the table and laughing.

Mu Yuchengfeng: Xiao Jiu, what did your uncles and aunts say?

Xiao Jiujiu: Dad pulled out a gun and said he was going to kill brother Qiu, but mother went up to stop him, and then brother Qiu shook everyone else out.

Changhe Luoyang: If I'm not mistaken, the others are referring to the great gods circled by the Chu team above?

Lord Grim: The answer is correct but no extra points.

Lord Grim: And now my old man asks you to come and die.

Lord Grim: For the sake of your own safety, I advise you to buy a ticket on the spot and go back quickly.

Troubling Rain: Old Ye, you are wrong. You said that we came all the way to see you, and it would be a crime not to invite us to dinner. Now that uncle and aunt want to see us, you still refuse?Tsk tsk tsk, Lao Ye, you don't look like such a disrespectful person to your parents!Here I have to educate you. Filial piety to parents is a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation since ancient times. It has been counted for 5000 years. Do you think which great man is not filial to his parents? Nizijfjha

Liu Yun: Young Master Huang, what's wrong with you?Why are not you talking?

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms: It's okay, Huang Shaotian said his hand hurts.

Mu Yuchengfeng: In fact, it was Sun Zheping who snatched someone's mobile phone.

Soft Mist: Then Fang Rui instructed Baozi to throw him to the ground.

Lord Grim: Brother, I can't let you gangsters appear in front of my parents, you better go home as soon as possible!

Desert Dust: address.

Soksar: Now that we're all here, it's still time to visit uncles and aunts.

Cloud Piercer: ...bye.

Wulang: Our captain is saying that the visit is due, not saying goodbye, let me clarify.

Lord Grim: Even if I tell you, you still can't find your way, trust me.

Wang Buliuxing: If you tell me I will find the way, believe me.

Lord Grim: The smog is so severe, I really can't bear to let you wander around the city.

One Autumn Leaf: Ye Xiu, what are you talking nonsense about!Give the address!

Lord Grim: [Six Walnuts.jpg] Haven’t taken the medicine yet, brother please @一叶之秋

Dust and Misty Rain: Ye Xiu, you can't escape, obediently give me the address.

Luan Ren Yinchen: That's right, God Ye, look, as soon as you said that uncle and aunt wanted to see them, Young Master Huang also asked for the address, and Team Han asked for the address directly. They didn't call uncle and aunt directly. Uncle and aunt, God Ye, can you still be so hard-hearted!It's not too late to fulfill them! BL harmonious society needs all of us, especially Ye Shen, to work hard and actively promote it! 【Don't you understand my heart.jpg】

Lord Grim: Hehe.

Luan Lu Yinchen: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to you

Luan Lu Yinchen: So why don't you take our captain here to comfort me?

All the melon-eating crowd expressed expressions of sitting in a row and watching a good show.

Combat format: ... Captain?Why don't you talk?

Luan Lu Yinchen: Hahahahaha, Team Qiu, you can't help it either!

Luan Ren Yinchen: God Ye, look!The great gods and geniuses of all glory are bowing down under your jeans!Don't you hurry up and use your magic power to accept them?

Luan Lu Yinchen: @君莫笑@君莫笑@君莫笑@君链笑@君莫笑

Luan Lu Yinchen: God Ye, stop hiding!Come out and accept the test of the party and the people!

Xiao Jiujiu: Brother Xiu said, Xiao Dai, I should have asked Xiao Shiqin to burn your room full of unspeakable comics, really.

Xiao Jiujiu: Brother Xiu touched the phone on Brother Qiu's mobile phone, but his father confiscated it.

Rota: I seem to know something.

Xiao Jiujiu: Dad saw everything.

Luan Ren Yinchen: [Frightened]

Luan Lu Yinchen: Uncle, please forgive me, but our captain really loves God Ye!

click-

Papa Ye crushed the phone in his hand.

☆、Chapter 14

For the first time, Ye Qiu felt that his life was so hard.A good secret love, although the object is his twin brother, but it is the first love he has believed in for so many years, the result?Being disturbed by his brother's muddleheaded way, not to mention blossoming and fruiting, whether he can survive from his father's hand is a question...

"Let go of me!" Papa Ye roared angrily, waving the shiny gun in his hand.

"Don't let go! Old man, be sober!" Mama Ye tried her best to stop Papa Ye who was trying to attack her own son.

Ye Xiu silently slipped to the corner, smoked a cigarette and calmly held his forehead: "This couple..."

Ye Qiu beside him was also rarely speechless.Can you two husbands not ignore Xiaojiu in the middle?Especially mom, you were the one who asked Xiao Jiu to stop Dad, why did you yell like you were the one who jumped on Dad desperately to stop him from attacking his son?Dad, can you not cooperate with such childish behavior with a serious face?Do you think you guys are doing an eight o'clock soap opera?

"Ye Qiu, get the hell out of here!" Papa Ye, who couldn't get away from Xiao Jiu, yelled again.

You broke all the mobile phones I just bought, and I also showed you the matter of liking my brother. Old man, you actually expect me to obey you obediently?Ye Qiu curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and stiffened a little like a broken jar: "No."

Papa Ye suddenly had the illusion that his high blood pressure would be overwhelmed by these brats...

"Ye Qiu!" Papa Ye roared angrily.

Ye Qiu quickly shrank to the side in fright.

How dare you shrink back!Papa Ye was furious: "Ye...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Without changing his face, Xiao Jiu put out a hand to cover his father's mouth: "It's so noisy."

"Hahahahaha!" Mother Ye laughed unceremoniously beside her.

Papa Ye suddenly felt that his position had been crushed: "Oh no!"

Even the sound of the old man who is old and strong at home is so deafening~~ Ye Buxiu, who had seen enough of the theater, smoked his last cigarette, patted his buttocks, and was about to go upstairs to pack his things and leave—just kidding, there is such a Forget about the wolf-like younger brother, just now Xiao Jiu posted his home address to the professional player group, okay?Thinking of the group of professional players left behind by him, Ye Xiu's little heart tightened, as if the professional players had already appeared in front of him aggressively trying to deal with him...

Hey, why does it seem that Huang Fanfan, Yu Wen, Su Han's wallet, and Zhang Erle really saw it? !

Ye Xiu, who had already stepped onto the last step on the second floor, stopped his feet abruptly, took a few steps back mechanically, and stuck to the large window that opened obliquely beside the steps on the first and second floors——

Fuck, it really is!

This is not scientific!

When did the traffic in City B become so smooth!

By the way, what are you doing at my brother's house without sleeping at night!Brother's house doesn't have so many vacant rooms for you to live in!

Also, aren't you tired of rushing from all directions to City H and then from City H to City B?Forget about young people, old Han, why are you following me!And you!That's right, it was you, Zhang Jiale!You are also an old man in the second season!Yes, yes, there is also Yang Xixi's grandfather!Sun Zheping, don't you reveal my brother's deeds, did you get to this point?

Wait, wait, brother, don't panic, the guards of our Ye family are not jealous!How could it be possible to include those unfamiliar faces of Huang Fanfan?Hmmmmmm, bro, don't panic, bro is the God of Glory, how could you mess up here?Yes, yes, no chaos, no chaos, brother, let's just stroll back to the bedroom and grab some money to get out of the way!

Then Ye Xiu watched helplessly as the big iron gate of his house slowly opened, and the tall guard saluted Han Wenqing and the others...

WTF!

Young man, you are wrong!Why open the door to a group of strangers!Did you receive the red envelope? You are!We want to create a harmonious society!Didn't your mother tell you not to open the door to strangers casually!Are you worthy of the phrase "the young man is quite handsome" I told you when I entered the door!

The most important thing is, what door are you opening before the leader speaks!There is no organizational discipline!

Ye Xiu turned his head in grief and anger, and was about to remind his father, the incompetent gatekeeper, to quickly replace him, when he saw his younger brother silently hang up the phone at the gate to contact the guard at the gate...

#今世报come too fast how to solve the online waiting#

#On the days when I fell in love with my twin brother (ah bah)#

#I heard that there is a word called Shura field or something brother, do I want to experience it today#

#If you don’t slip now, when will you wait#

#Brother’s image will really be destroyed once#

#However, only life is more important than Mount Tai, and everything else is floating clouds! ! #

Ye Xiu took a deep look at his younger brother, and then at the professional players rushing towards him. He turned around suddenly, and rushed into his room as if he had installed a jet on his feet. After a minute, he rushed out again with a zippered travel bag in his hand, and shouted at Xiao Jiu who was still suppressing Ye's father in the living room: "Xiao Jiu, rescue the world, let's go!"

"Oh." Xiao Jiu obediently pushed her parents onto the sofa, and then watched her brother throw the travel bag in his hand to her. Repair N pieces of clothes of the same style on Taobao...

Xiao Jiu grabbed the luggage bag and said seriously to Ye Xiu on the second floor who was full of frustration, "Brother Xiu, have you watched too many costume TV series?"

"No wonder I always heard from Boss Chen that when you robbed the boss, you were so insane that you didn't take a bath or change your clothes for a week. So that's the case." Ye Qiu looked at the same items from Taobao scattered all over the sky and laughed, "Why are you so flustered, brother? This is not like you." You should be watching us sneeringly struggling in our love for you, but you are not moved by anyone's feelings, right?

Whether it's Han Wenqing's tit-for-tat, Huang Shaotian's chattering, Yu Wenzhou's step-by-step approach, Zhang Jiale's stupidity, Wang Jiexi's careful planning... or his brotherly love that he tried his best to express.

All of them are nothing compared to the person already lying in the soil.Yes, how can a living person compare with a dead person?The voice and smile in the memories have a beauty that can never fade.

He knew the man's name.Su Muqiu, the person who stayed with his brother during the first days when he ran away from home, that Su Mucheng's brother, who is very good at playing games, is also the one who almost swept the entire circle of glory with his brother, The person who enjoys the same honor and holds the radiant trophy together is also the person my brother likes for the first time.Youth is just right, sunshine is just right, and the love between two teenagers is so beautiful that even the heavens would be jealous—he would be jealous, too.

But how long can two same-sex love last?At that time, Ye Qiu couldn't help thinking viciously, it won't last long, his brother will always come home and marry a woman who doesn't know whether he likes it or not. Anyone who loves with words will end up leaving in vain. Only Ye Qiu, only him, can always be by Ye Xiu's side.Because he and Ye Xiu are twin brothers with the same blood.

However, no one can compare to Su Muqiu.Death can surpass everything, and Su Muqiu, who used his own life to ruthlessly retain Ye Xiu's feelings, is the eternal winner. From then on, Ye Xiu's eyes can no longer reflect other people's figures.

Strong and arrogant, everyone in the world is ridiculing, always making you mad, but showing careless gentleness from time to time, he is his favorite brother, Ye Xiu who is also the favorite of professional players.

It was Ye Xiu who loved others.

Ye Qiu laughed at himself, and stopped Ye Xiu who was planning to get out of the kitchen window: "Brother, you won't be able to solve the problem by running away blindly like this."

"Run away? My stupid brother, your brother and I have never had the word run away in my dictionary, okay? Your brother, I just want to go out for a walk because of the bright air and sunshine outside, you know? Why don't you get out of the way quickly? ?" Ye Xiu urged while pulling a pile of clothes and stuffing them into the bag.

"Are you going to get out of the kitchen?"

"Who am I, your brother? God of Glory! Destined to take an unusual path, okay?" Ye Xiu struggled to defend himself.

"Anyway, you only have one Su Muqiu in your heart. Even if Han Wenqing and the others come, it's okay, right? Just tell them that you can never fall in love with anyone other than Su Muqiu, wouldn't it be good to just cut off their thoughts? ?” Ye Qiu said.

If it can be like this, why are you so entangled?Where did my stupid and cute little brother go?Ye Xiu rolled his eyes at him, zipped up and walked around Ye Qiu before heading to the kitchen.

It's the style of that look... At this time, will he still be seduced by his brother's casual look?Ye Qiu laughed mockingly and lonely.

Papa Ye over there is still roaring: "Evil obstacles! They are all evil obstacles!"

"Xiao Jiu!" Ye Xiu called out to the thugs.

Ye Xiaojiu rushed back from the gate, Mother Ye stepped aside wittily, Xiao Jiu ran over, unceremoniously pushed her father and brother Qiu onto the sofa, picked up Ye Xiu and rushed to the kitchen.

"Ye Jiu! You treat your brother and father like this because of that prodigal son of Ye Xiu!" Papa Ye struggled, feeling deeply that his dignity for many years had been completely destroyed by his daughter.

Mama Ye felt that things had gone completely off course: ...

"Boss, boss, boss, boss! I'm here to see you, boss! Open the door quickly, boss!" Just when Mama Ye was struggling, a kind of professional players had already arrived outside the door, and Baozi even started directly without any entanglement. , and slammed the door loudly.

Mama Ye turned her head to look at the crumbling door in a daze——

"Boss, boss, boss, boss!" Baozi insisted.

Then Mother Ye walked to the door calmly while Papa Ye was amazed by Ye Qiu's strange eyes, Ye Xiu was amazed by Ye Jiu's normal eyes, and with a slight movement of her hand——

With a click, the door swung open.

"Boss, I'm here o(*≧▽≦)ツ!" Baozi cheered and rushed into the door, behind were professional players with different expressions.

Ye Xiu who got stuck in the window and was squeezed out by his sister: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

God will kill me! ! !

☆、Chapter 15

"Ahhhhh, monster, let go of my boss!" The kitchen door of Ye Xiu's house is just past the living room, and the scene in the kitchen can be seen directly from the door (this design is entirely for Ye Xiu's father. Satisfied that I can see my wife washing my hands and making soup for myself as soon as I get home), and that’s exactly the case, as soon as the door is opened, Baozi can see the scene in the kitchen, copying the brains I bought Bai Jin bypassed Mother Ye and rushed towards the kitchen.

"Fortunately, I specifically asked him to say something when he came to see the parents to express his heart..." Chen Guo, who followed the crowd to watch the excitement, raised his forehead, thinking that Baozi, who treats his heart as a brick and shows a hooligan demeanor, wants to do it all his life. It is probably impossible to get Ye's father and Ye's mother to allow him to enter the door.

"Actually, I think his lines seem familiar." Tang Rou said.

"Well, before he said he wanted to experience what it's like to have a brother, Ye Xiu took him to watch Brother Calabash." Su Mucheng smiled.

Professional player Waterfall Khan, so what Baozi wanted to say just now should actually be "Fairy, let go of my grandpa"?Is this a primary school student?

"Auntie, it's really a last resort to come here late at night, Auntie, please forgive me." Everyone was still busy lamenting Baozi's IQ, but Yu Wenzhou had already calmly stepped forward, handing out the beautifully wrapped gift box in his hand with a natural expression and a gentle tone.

Captain Fuck/Yu Wenzhou/Yu Wensu/Yu Xinxin What is the atmosphere like when you, a junior from a family you have known for many years, come to visit the elders?Don't be too affectionate with your gesture to the mother of your sweetheart whom you met for the first time!To actually do such a thing while we were in a daze, is there still the friendship of the revolutionary comrades who also pursue Ye Xiu!

Yu Wenzhou said that he just smiled and said nothing.

robe Ze?Comrades?What he said was so grand, but in the end he was just a rival in love.He has endured it for so many years, and originally wanted to have a long stream of water seep slowly, but who knew that Zhang Jiale could not help it once and ruined all his plans, and cut off all his feelings for Ye Xiu, but he didn't dare Going too far, because he really didn't dare to gamble on his position in Ye Xiu's heart. After all, among his rivals were Qiu Fei, a disciple brought out by Ye Xiu, and Han Wenqing, who had been against Ye Xiu for ten years. Needless to say, Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale, who have been in love with Ye Xiu for many years, Fang Rui Baozi, Qiao Yifan, who has won the championship trophy with Ye Xiu, two tactical masters, two quasi-hearts, and the face of the alliance—— These people, his confidence has never been satisfied.

These are enough, but what if the dead Su Muqiu is added?It is possible for Ye Xiu to beat all of them to death with a single sentence.He doesn't ask for the support of Ye Xiu's parents, but if he can make the elders have a good impression of him, it will be a good help.

Thinking of this, the smile on the corner of Yu Wenzhou's mouth became even more gentle. Under the scorching gazes of the professional players, he once again raised the gift in his hand to the dazed mother Ye as warmly as jade.

Mother Ye, who was taken aback by the steamed stuffed bun, came back to her senses and carefully observed the group of people in front of her—not to mention, these guys look really good, they are all handsome and tall, just pick one and go out There are definitely many girls who like it, but now Ye Qiu actually said that they all fell in love with that useless Ye Xiu?

Thinking about it, it was impossible. Could it be that my Ye Qiu made a mistake?

It's useless to just guess, it's up to the person concerned to say who they like or not!Mother Ye took the gift box from Yu Wenzhou's hand while thinking about it: "Oh, you said this kid, why don't you just come and buy something! Come in and sit down."

"No, it's just a small gift, just to express my heart." Yu Wenzhou smiled just right.

"I heard from Ye Qiu that you guys play Glory like Ye Xiu?" Mama Ye thought about it, but she still felt that this group of young people had only one topic to talk about.

"Yes, we were led by seniors in last year's World Invitational Tournament, and we were able to win the world championship thanks to seniors." Yu Wenzhou continued to laugh.

"Oh, why is this kid so good at talking?" Mother Ye was happy. "It's also thanks to Ye Xiu. Don't put gold on my eldest son's face. I know how much he weighs."

"Where, senior's achievements in glory are absolutely unparalleled." Yu Wenzhou immediately connected with a very sincere expression.

Mother Ye was happy again: "You said that Ye Xiu brought you, and you also participated in that invitational tournament?"

"Yes, I was the captain at that time, and thank you for your humility." Yu Wenzhou said.

"Captain? Then you must be very strong." Mother Ye said.

"Where is it, I am notoriously handicapped in the Glory professional circle." It's just that the brain turns a little faster.Yu Wenzhou smiled softly and harmlessly.

"You must be humble! Come, come, come and sit here, you can take whatever fruit you want, order whatever you want, just like you are at home." Mama Ye gave Ye Papa who was about to explode, and called Yu Wenzhou to sit down. on the sofa.

"Okay, thank you Auntie. The Korean team and Wang team come and sit down too." Yu Wenzhou gave Ye's father and mother Ye a gentle smile, and turned his head to greet the professional players who endured internal injuries.

too! T! M!Heart!dirty!up!While we were in a daze, he handed over the gift first, and then took over Aunt Ye's chance to talk and gave us no chance!We haven't even given a gift yet!Not only that, but you also deliberately brought the topic to the World Invitational, pointing out the fact that you were the captain of that time, giving yourself money in front of your aunt and trying to induce you, and suddenly you became the best of us in my aunt's heart. Strong one?How about I, please!Don't forget, you were the captain because the Korean team didn't join us and we were too lazy to be the captain!Besides, you took advantage of Ye Xiu to stay with you every day to discuss tactics because you were the captain, right?Now it's still... How long will you be the captain of the World Invitational Tournament? !Say it, say it, say it!

Not to mention other people, even Huang Shaotian felt his teeth itch for a while, and he couldn't erupt because of his image, so he had to hand over his gifts one by one under Papa Ye's vicious looking eyes of Mama Ye's, but he thought in his heart that he must go back Start a jjc abuse game in the name of a practice match with Yu Wenzhou!die!he!

But the most important task now is the favorability of the sweetheart's parents, isn't it?So the entire group took their seats, secretly plotting to occupy a seat closer to Ye's father and Ye's mother--Han Wenqing and Sun Zheping sat calmly with a resolute face, but his heart was extremely nervous; I don't know what I'm thinking, but the aura of Glory's face is fully open; Yu Wenzhou, Zhang Xinjie, Wang Jiexi, Xiao Shiqin, and Jiang Botao each have their own plans; Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale shrink like quails, but desperately want to express themselves; Fang Rui secretly wiped his face, trying to suppress the obscenity on his face, and kept blinking his sincere eyes; Lin Jingyan, who was reuniting with him halfway, pushed up his glasses. After being a teammate for so many years, he only knew his feelings for Ye Xiu. Fang Rui scolded him in his heart as a gentle scum; Tang Hao and Sun Xiang were two young people who were full of enthusiasm but didn't know how to release it, so they had to burn the small universe first; Qiu Fei and Qiao Yifan were two obedient cards, well behaved He sat down squarely, looking shyly at Ye's father and Ye's mother with two pairs of bright black eyes; in order to swear his sovereignty, Ye Qiu directly inserted between Ye's father and Ye's mother, holding one in each arm, and was forced to be with his family. Father Ye, whose wife left, just wanted to take out the gun he had just pinned back and put it on his forehead.

Wei Chen, Chen Guo, Tang Rou, and Su Mucheng, who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, moved a small bench and sat on one side, posing as a melon-eating crowd, eating melon seeds (by mistake) while paying attention to Ye Xiu's situation ——

When Baozi rushed up waving Melatonin, Xiao Jiu was still trying to push Ye Xiu out, but when the window of Ye's kitchen was opened at that time, it was specially designed so that no one could turn it in and out at will. No matter how many men like it, it is still a man. How easy is it to go out with the body there?At that time, Ye Xiu realized that he couldn't get out, so he planned to think of a new way. Who knew that Baozi rushed over, and Xiaojiu, who listened to his brother's words and wanted to help him out of the sea of ​​suffering, naturally couldn't let Baozi catch Ye Xiu. It's stuck in the window...

Originally, if it can be stuck in, it can also be pulled out. Who knows that Xiao Jiu saw that the buns rushed into the kitchen, and the melatonin in his hand swung over like a brick. Throwing away Ye Xiu, turned around, drew a kitchen knife, and went up to Baozi, only Ye Xiu was stuck at the window, unable to get out or in, with half of his butt falling outside and fluttering in the wind, there is still room here He tried his best to prevent the two elementary school students from fighting, and was so speechless that he wished he could just pass out and finish it off.

When Ye Xiu managed to persuade Xiaojiu and Baozi to fight the bloody battle, Xiaojiu and Baozi jointly pulled him out of the window, and returned to the living room with one hand supporting his waist and the other hand rubbing his buttocks. , what greeted him was the three-party trial in the living room like a roaring tiger and wolf——

"What's the matter with your haunted atmosphere?" Ye Xiu broke the silence of the living room.

Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale looked at him, tearful and pitiful: "Old Ye, it's not that I don't love you, but Uncle is really scary. I really don't know how to find a topic. WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLove Save me woo woo woo ゜(PД`q)゜

Two idiots... Ye Xiu shrank his shoulders under Father Ye's stern gaze after adding a label to the two of them, and turned around as soon as he paused, intending to leave without dignity.

Hurry up while the old man suppresses them!Otherwise, the chastity that my brother has worked so hard to maintain for so many years may really be lost!

As a result, Ye Xiu hadn't turned halfway, Baozi grabbed his wrist and dragged it towards Ye Xiu's father and mother Ye, and then hung on Ye Xiu excitedly: "Dad, Mom, when do you think the boss and I will get married and treat each other to compare?" OK?"

W! T! F!

☆、Chapter 16

steamed stuffed bun!

steamed stuffed bun.

steamed stuffed bun……

Ye Xiu's heart almost collapsed at this moment.

Then the big gods and little gods here remembered a certain chat in the group, Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale directly used the breed name "husky" to unify Baozi's loyal dog and two silly attributes.At that time they were laughing and joking, but now?Now! !

The current professional players really want to kill him!

But uncles and aunts are watching, so it's not good if you really go up and beat someone up, right?It's fine if Baozi has no image, but don't we have an image?

Dark clouds roll over the heads of the Great God and the Little God.

Han Wenqing frowned with a dark face, his aura was enough to go out and walk around, and it was estimated that the whole gang in City B would have to pay their wallets. He was firmly held down by Zhang Xinjie and Xiao Shiqin with one hand.

Zhou Zekai's whole body was full of momentum, his bristles stood up like a lightning rod, and he looked like a gun king with his upper body. Jiang Botao was also turbulent and furious beside him, and he had to think about Zhou Zekai all the time, lest he really go up and snatch Ye Dad's gun was fired with a skill sweep.

Wang Jiexi's big and small eyes flashed strangely, and he seriously thought about what Fang Rui was talking to Lin Jingyan about going back to pack the villain or lower his head.

Qiu Fei and Qiao Yifan are obedient cards who listen to Ye Xiu's words. While holding back the sour water in their hearts and telling themselves not to be impulsive, the captain/senior's parents are still watching, while holding down Sun Xiang and Tang Hao. The bloody young man was about to die of grievance.

But Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale began to chatter in their hearts.

You bastard, didn't you see that Uncle still has a penis pinned to his waist?Where can the elderly stand this kind of stimulation?Also, you are a latecomer no matter whether it is becoming a professional player or liking Ye Xiu, can you respect your predecessors a little bit?Senior hasn't spoken yet, what are you doing chattering?The most important thing is, you hit home plate without even brushing up the favorability of your uncle and aunt. Are you trying to drag us down to die together?

This kind of person who does not play cards according to common sense should be dragged down and beheaded!

But what was said was like water that was poured out, it would never be taken back, and Ye's father and Ye's mother were sitting there, and the professional players did not dare to mess around, and the already quiet living room was even more dead silent for a while.

"Quack quack quack quack..." Xiao Jiu dubbed from the side with a blank face.

Chen Guo and the others applauded silently: Little Nine Sisters are doing great!Little Nine sisters are not afraid of power!

"What's the fuss! Shut up and go play!" Papa Ye rarely put on a face to Xiao Jiu.

"Oh." Xiao Jiu was expressionless and aggrieved.

Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale, who originally wanted to pretend to be stupid and act cute, shrank back immediately.

Uncle's words are good, uncle's words are wonderful, and uncle's suggestion is croaking!If you don’t talk, don’t talk, if you want me to shut up, I will shut up, I am a wooden man, I can’t talk or move!

Can not speak can not move.

Can't talk, can't move...

But it's because the steamed stuffed buns are not authentic!It's too unreasonable to cut off people's back when they come up!

...However, what reason do you have to talk to a normal person like us with a low IQ Erha?

Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale were furious.A low IQ is a low IQ, at least people can show their presence in front of their uncles and aunts?And if uncle and aunt are really willing to let him go, then the second-rate steamed stuffed bun is definitely the first consideration!Why didn't I think of this trick at the time?It's a bit silly, but it works!What should I do if I am so envious of Erha's IQ?The captain/Yu Wenzhou's strategizing and winning from thousands of miles away are nothing in front of this kind of straight ball, okay?What is the heart!What is the skill of taking a step and thinking of a hundred steps!If you have the ability to speak out directly, you!

But none of that matters now!What matters is how well Papa Ye and Mama Ye react!So not only Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale, but everyone's eyes refocused on Father Ye and Mother Ye.

Fuck uncle took out his penis at any time, why didn't I notice it!Right, right, right, auntie, hold down uncle!Hold it down!

Mother Ye seemed calm, but she was actually stunned by the reality of derailment. Why did she open the door?However, even if you kneel down to open the door by yourself, you have to finish it!Mother Ye, who was determined to take responsibility, spotted Ye Xiu in the next second: "I said the eldest son... Are you kidding me, my friend? Hehehehe, the jokes he told are really funny ̄▽ ̄" I don't care if it's true or not, even if it's true, you should fool me, otherwise your dad will either be pissed off or be pissed off!If you don't die of anger, you will shoot your unwary friend to death with one shot!I won't say much else, just look at the veins on your dad's head and experience it for yourself!

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