Oil Paper Umbrella and Tofu Brain

When I woke up the next day, I had warm and fragrant nephrite in my arms.Shen Muyuan got up lightly, but still woke up Sister Hua who was half lying on top of him.Facing the charming and charming beauty, he couldn't help teasing her again, then adjusted his robe, washed and went out.The most famous brothel in Hangzhou is magnificently decorated, with fragrance of makeup and powder.Shen Muyuan patted the opposite wing familiarly, and opened the door to go in when he got the answer.

Lin Shuhao was lazily lying on the big soft bed with light gauze, the upper body of the young man in his arms was naked in the air, his skin was white and tender, no worse than the girl who had a good time last night.Lin Shuhao's hands were dishonest, and he had to eat a handful of tofu on his jade body from time to time.

"Brother Shen Qing, why did you wake up so early. Tsk tsk, you don't know how to cherish a good time when you are pregnant with a beauty. What a waste of money my little brother threw down."

Shen Muyuan supported his forehead, Lin Shuhao's hobbies were a little bit biased, Shen Muyuan was afraid that he had seen too much of the president's needle eye.He said, "Wouldn't it be vulgar to talk about bank notes with a beauty? It's just that the sun is already rising, and I'm going back, so I'll ask you about it."

Lin Shuhao waved his hands at Shen Muyuan, "You go back first, I'm not gentle enough yet." He smiled charmingly at the young lady in his arms, and the two of them huddled under the brocade quilt.

Shen Muyuan stepped back quickly, thinking to himself, "A gentleman should not look at injustice, do not listen to injustice, sin, sin."

Staggered out of Zuixianglou.Today's weather is very good, the sun is shining brightly, and the spring breeze is warm. I dare not slip into the door early to live up to the good spring.

It was a pity to lose the umbrella I brought last night, so Shen Muyuan still held his hand behind his back and strolled along the street.Passing by a tea shop, I went in to drink a cup of Yuqian Longjing, and chatted with the uncle who sharpened the scissors at the door.Smelling the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus along the street, I ate two pieces of sweet-scented osmanthus cake just out of the cage.Walking to the building outside the building, I was not full, so I went up and sat down, ordered West Lake vinegar fish, Longjing shrimp, and water shield soup, and asked Xiaoer to boil a pot of rice wine.After drinking most of it alone, I felt a bit dull.After paying the bill, he wandered quietly to the street, and walked to the entrance of Dongjie in a daze.Yes!It is the most comfortable to eat a bowl of tofu nao now, the taste slid right into my heart.

There are small stalls under the Zhijing Bridge in twos and threes, but they are all cakes and fruits.Looking at the sun from a distance, there is a faint glow of the setting sun.Also, at this point, there is no tofu brain to eat outside.Hey, since that's the case, I have no choice but to go to Brother Gu Bai's house to chatter.If so, Shen Muyuan finally smiled and quickened his pace with full of energy.

Knocking on the door leaf that was bolted from the inside, Shen Muyuan waited and observed the half-worn word "Fu" on the door.Although the strokes are immature, each stroke is neat and tidy.Thinking about it now, it must have been written by Gu Bai himself.After waiting for a long time without any movement, Shen Muyuan knocked hard again, only then did he vaguely hear footsteps.

Gu Bai put down his book and hurried over.As soon as the door opened, seeing Shen Muyuan standing outside with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he was stunned, and then he smiled, and hurriedly invited him in.

Shen Muyuan followed Gu Bai into the house, and left the umbrella at the door.

"Brother Gu Bai, it's a bit abrupt to come here uninvited today, but your tofu brain seems to be addictive, and you will be in a panic if you don't eat for a day!"

The corners of Gu Bai's originally split mouth suddenly froze, and he turned around and asked, "Did Brother Mu Yuan sleep out yesterday? Haven't you come home yet?"

Shen Muyuan remembered staying in the brothel last night.Even though he is a literati, listening to a little song and smelling a girl can be regarded as romantic and unrestrained, but for some reason, he doesn't want to appear frivolous and playful in front of Gu Bai, so the words of admission are barely on the lips.Probably, it's because he is still young, so it is inconvenient to be contaminated with these things too early.

"Look at what brother Gu Bai said, how could my brother not go home, I still have to go home, haha." He said a few nonsense words and laughed dryly three times.

However, Gu Bai poured a cup of tea for Shen Muyuan by himself, and gave him a half-smile look, "Brother Mu Yuan came at such an unfortunate time, at this hour, the tofu nao is naturally gone long ago, if you want to eat it, I can eat it right now." I will cook it for you, but I have to wait for an hour, I don’t know if I can’t wait.”

Before he finished speaking, Shen Muyuan waved his hands again and again and said, "There's no need to be so troublesome, I'm also thinking about finding a bowl to eat, but now I don't have that greed anymore." After taking a sip of hot tea, he rubbed his hands secretly , was inexplicably guilty after being cast a glance by Gu Baixu.

"Speaking of which, I haven't thanked brother Mu Yuan for sending me so many good books, so I don't know how to repay. Brother Mu Yuan said he wanted to eat tofu nao, so he just gave me a chance to thank you." Gu Bai took off his sleeves and was about to pound soybeans, but Shen Muyuan stopped him because he was talking nonsense.

Gu Bai turned his head away, wrinkled his nose, "Brother Mu Yuan, you smell really good."

Shen Muyuan raised his sleeves and sniffed around. After all, after staying in Goulan for a night, his nose might have failed long ago.He just smiled and said, "I'm afraid I just squeezed into the makeup booth and got a little dirty."

Gu Bai was noncommittal, and said lightly, "It's a bit like the smell of the fireworks land."

Shen Muyuan's complexion looked a little good, and the corners of his mouth twitched.This is not because of a guilty conscience, but because of the unreasonable thought that Gu Bai is 16 years old this year, and he really shouldn't treat him like a child wishful thinking.Speaking of his first time, as early as 13 years old, he was led by Lin Shuhao's second brother to experience it.

He understands the truth, but he asks in a low voice, "Could it be that brother Gu Bai often visits the place of fireworks?"

Gu Baiyuan's calm and breezy appearance suddenly became a little cramped, and he said angrily, "I have never been to these places, but when I happened to pass by, my nose got smoked from a long distance. A gentleman should keep himself clean." Shen Muyuan Although he felt that a gentleman's cleanliness and self-improvement are not applicable to this place, but he was very satisfied with the answer, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Exactly, what brother Gu Bai said is very reasonable." Fu asked cheekily again, "Then what? Said, could it be that Brother Gu Bai is still a virgin?"

Gu Bai almost choked himself to death with a sip of water, coughed twice, his face turned blue and turned pale.Thinking that Shen Muyuan was mocking him for not having seen the world, he sat upright and pretended to be indifferent, "Gu Bai is not as rich as Brother Mu Yuan, he can afford to invite courteous ladies to sing poems and listen to music, and he is not as handsome as Brother Mu Yuan, who has won the hearts of countless beauties Waiting. In this way, I can only save some silver taels according to my duties, so that I can find a suitable marriage as soon as possible, and I only hope that in the future, I will be able to raise eyebrows with my wife and be united forever."

Shen Muyuan seemed unable to hear the sarcasm in Gu Bai's words at all, his eyes lit up, he clapped his hands excitedly, pulled Gu Bai to sit down, and poured him a glass of water himself, "Brother Gu Bai is just modest, wait two more When you are old and open, you must be elegant and charming, and you will fascinate thousands of women in Hangzhou!"

Gu Bai just snorted, ignored this, picked up the book he had just read halfway through, and read it by himself.Shen Muyuan glanced at the cover, and said, "You can read more of Du Gongbu's poems, and I like his Song of the Eight Immortals the most." While talking, he didn't forget to lean over to help Gu Bai turn to that page, "You Look, this sentence, Li Baidou's hundred poems on wine, sleeping in a restaurant in Chang'an City, the emperor can't get on the boat, calling himself a minister of wine. In a few sentences, Du Gongbu described the unrestrained and unrestrained spirit of the poet Taibai after drinking. It is portrayed vividly and vividly. The emperor may not be afraid to summon him, how many people in the world can have such courage and generosity that are not afraid of the powerful."

Gu Baiben was still a little focused on listening, but after a few sentences, he knew that Shen Muyuan was making fun of him again, so he just pretended not to hear it.

Shen Muyuan was bored, but he didn't give up, he still accosted, "Gu Bai, I think the blessing on your door is a bit old, why don't I write another pair for you?"

Gu Bai was not as ecstatic as he was when he asked him to beg for calligraphy before, without raising his head, he said, "The word "Fu" was posted during the Chinese New Year."

"Hey, that's true. But the New Year should be blessed, the more blessings, the better!"

Familiarly, he went to the bookshelf to touch a piece of red paper, and cut it into two square sheets of the same size.After finding a good set of pens and inks, he hurriedly gathered them in the living room, and put together the Eight Immortals table, which he wanted to show off next to Gu Bai.

With a wave of the pen, the two characters of "Fu" are flying like dragons and phoenixes, full of auspiciousness.Gu Bai only glanced at it, and said something, very good.Shen Muyuan wasn't angry either, he still laughed and chatted a few gossips, and then put the two blessings aside.

In this way, it was dark until it was dark, and after dinner, I got up to say goodbye.Before leaving the door, Gu Bai called him to stop him, thinking he was going to stay for a cup of tea.

Unexpectedly, the boy only said indifferently, "Don't forget the umbrella."

He turned around and took the umbrella again, thinking that it had never rained today, it was a little revealing to go out with an umbrella, and wanted to explain a few words, Gu Bai understood, "Bring an umbrella when you are sunny, and food when you are full. Brother Mu Yuan is indeed wise." Shen Muyuan nodded in embarrassment, and went back home angrily.