The matter of Xiao Zhan sleeping on a branch in the middle of the night dealt a heavy blow to the leader. Before it was dark on the second day, he asked someone to clean up the room, and the two officially became door-to-door neighbors.
For Xiao Zhan, it doesn't matter where he lives, but it has a great impact on who lives next door.
Because a good-quality neighbor has at least one advantage, he won't disturb your sleep, if it's someone like Qi Xiaofeng, he just wants to say that he can always lie in his arms the moment he opens his eyes, it's really quite capable.
There is no irony in this statement, but pure praise.
Because Xiao Zhan will automatically enter the alert state when he is asleep, and anyone who gets close to him will be attacked without exception, but Qi Xiaofeng can always sleep quietly and safely by his side all night, which has to be said to be a talent.
Qi Xiaofeng is naturally a talent, running to the neighbor's room every night is not counted, climbing the neighbor's bed is not counted, grabbing a quilt with the neighbor is not counted, and after waking up, he can still have the cheek to make a blank and innocent expression.
"Hey, Ah Zhan, why are you on my bed?"
Xiao Zhan pointed to the bed, "See clearly, this is my bed, not your hot stone bed."
Qi Xiaofeng seemed to have just realized it, and said "Yo" in surprise, then said with shame and indignation: "Why did you put me on your bed, it's really shameless!"
As he said that, he flapped two paws on Xiao Zhan's chest muscles, as if he was getting angry from embarrassment.
Xiao Zhan looked at him quietly for a moment, and then quickly threw him out. A certain leader stood in the yard wearing thin clothes and bare feet, his black hair was disheveled by the morning wind, how pitiful he looked. Pitiful.
The cleaning boy in the yard lowered his head, what to do, obviously he was familiar with this scene.
Xiao Zhan took a nap, and when he woke up, it was already noon. He walked outside, and there was a meal on the table, which was still steaming. It is a calm black color, but it makes people look arrogant.
He picked it up and took a closer look, and sure enough, he found a lifelike red plum on the neckline, which was exactly the same as the one between Qi Xiaofeng's eyebrows.
He glanced at the suit he was wearing, and then at the suit in front of him. No matter from the point of view of comfort, size or hygiene, there was no reason to refuse.
Xiao Zhan changed his clothes and felt something was wrong, he asked the system while eating, "Where did Qi Xiaofeng go?"
Cotton Candy said: "Patriarch Qi and his party left the main altar an hour ago, and based on their footsteps, they should have arrived at Luoshui Town at the foot of Broken Soul Peak."
Xiao Zhan took two mouthfuls of rice and asked, "Who did you bring?"
Marshmallow said: "I have brought two protectors on the left and right, three hall masters, and hundreds of congregants."
Qi Xiaofeng usually goes out to do errands in a simple and simple way, going out with his head hidden and showing his tail, and then coming back without anyone noticing, this time such a big battle is probably a routine inspection at the southern Xinjiang branch.
Nanjiang is far away from the main altar, and there are occasional rebellions, so Qi Xiaofeng will go there every few years to frighten and beat him. If he happens to retreat, he will send a competent subordinate to replace him.
From the main altar to southern Xinjiang, you have to pass through the Central Plains in the middle, so you may not be able to meet Ji Hongxuan. The male protagonist is still a young boy who has not made a name for himself. There is simply no way out.
Xiao Zhan pushed the bowl aside, "Trouble."
Marshmallow said, "Go after it now, and you should be able to catch up before dark."
Xiao Zhan poured himself a glass of water, and said in a calm manner: "This is not urgent."
Marshmallow reminded him, "If Ji Hongxuan dies, the mission in this world will be directly judged as a failure." Because the protagonist died, the plot of the world would be completely messed up.
Xiao Zhan hummed, tugged at the new clothes on his body, and said, "How can I be reconciled to letting him arrange it like this?"
Cotton Candy originally wanted to persuade him not to be impulsive, but after thinking about it, if the host just chased after him like this, Master Qi would definitely be full of complacency and ridicule, saying that the host would never be able to leave him for a moment, that kind of scene is almost conceivable I got it, so I can't say the words of persuasion...
Xiao Zhan watched the sun move from the south to the west, and gradually set from the west, and finally lost his composure.
That's all, those who do big things don't care about small things!
According to the system's prompts, he chased all the way south, and soon arrived at Luoshui Town at the foot of the mountain. It was getting late, and now he continued on his way. It was very likely that he and Qi Xiaofeng and his party would miss it, so they stayed overnight in a local inn.
After entering the guest room, Xiao Zhan suddenly remembered that he was penniless, and asked the system: "Do you have any silver?"
System: "... What do you think?"
"..."
Xiao Zhan pondered for a moment, then said: "Then help me search, which room in this inn is worth more than two taels." Traveling in the rivers and lakes, you can't avoid doing things like robbing the rich and helping the poor, but the "poor" he wants to help is himself.
This is much easier, the system can search and analyze within a certain range, and soon Marshmallow made a cheerful mechanical sound, "The third room on the left on the second floor, Tianzi No. [-] room!"
Xiao Zhan felt that the system was a little too happy, could it be that the amount was not small?Thinking of it this way, he was also a little excited. It was the first time in his life to do this kind of thing, and he couldn't help but feel excited. It would be even better if he could steal some interesting things.
……
When night fell, Xiao Zhan flashed into the night and entered Room No. [-], Tianzi.
The faint fragrance entered his nostrils, Xiao Zhan was startled, and asked the system: "Could this be a woman's room?"
Cotton Candy said firmly: "I promise to be a pure man."
The corner of Xiao Zhan's mouth twitched, "Do you really understand the meaning of a pure man?"
When he reached the edge of the bed and looked affectionately at the person on the bed under the moonlight, he realized that he had underestimated Marshmallow, this bastard really understood!
Xiao Zhan silently withdrew his hand that was about to tap someone's sleeping point, and asked the system: "Did you know it was this one?"
The system excitedly said: "Yes, I specially gave you a surprise!"
Xiao Zhan hehe, surprised you paralyzed.
"The host has been worried that he won't be able to catch up, and now Master Qi is waiting for you here, you can go to southern Xinjiang together, it's perfect!"
Xiao Zhan hehe again, perfect your size.
That's right, the owner of this room is Qi Xiaofeng and Qi Damei, I saw him looking at Xiao Zhan in disbelief, biting his lip and muttering, "Am I dreaming?"
"..." Xiao Zhan: "Yes, you can continue to sleep." After saying that, he turned and left.
It's easy to come, but it's not so easy to leave. The leader has already lifted the quilt and chased him. Qi Xiaofeng hugged him from behind, put his cold cheek on his back, and gently rubbed against him, which made Xiao Zhan My heart trembled.
The leader said affectionately: "Azhan, I knew you couldn't leave me. In fact, during the time of separation, I have already thought clearly. I not only want you to be my stove, but also sincerely love you." .”
Could it be that "during this period of separation" refers to the period from this morning to the present?Xiao Zhan rolled his eyes to the sky, you are thinking too fast!
Master Qi's long and slender fingers like white onions lightly brushed over Xiao Zhan's chest somewhere, and found that his body was trembling slightly, he smiled softly, and blew lightly into Xiao Zhan's cochlea, the laughter bewitched people's hearts.
"Last time you tapped a few big acupuncture points all over my body and tortured me for most of the night. This time I set up a trap. When you voluntarily jump in, tell me, am I merciful?"
Xiao Zhan was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that his body was a little strange, his legs and feet were weak, and his heart was burning, and there was a tendency to burn more and more.
Marshmallow popped out and hurriedly said: "The system has detected some kind of strong smoke in the room, the ingredients are purple shoot flower, mother clove, osmanthus heart..."
Xiao Zhan quickly sealed his acupoints, but it was too late, since he stepped into this room, he had already sucked in the medicine. Ordinary people would have been unable to move for a long time, so he could persist until now. Down.
"Is there an antidote? I owe you the experience points needed for exchange." asked the system.
Marshmallow faltered and said: "With the current level of the host, most of the products have not been unlocked, and can only be exchanged for simple physical products, such as Dali pills and Shensu pills, which are suitable for use in fighting..."
Xiao Zhan: "..." He doesn't need these commodities at all!
Qi Xiaofeng saw fine sweat coming out of his forehead, and quickly wiped it off with a handkerchief, being considerate and meticulous, making it impossible to find fault.
Xiao Zhan gritted his teeth and pushed him away, "What do you want?"
Qi Xiaofeng continued to stick to him, dawdling with a serious look: "Help you heal."
"...you are the one who is sick!" Xiao roared unbearably, but most of his momentum had been weakened.
Qi Xiaofeng comforted him: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll see if you can do it."
Xiao Zhan: "..." Can he|mother act like Mao for you to see? !
Someone took it for granted: "Because I've taken a fancy to you, I need to inspect the goods first."
……
In the morning, the fragrance of the house and the smell of heather dissipated together.
The leader lay down exhaustedly, the delicate skin on the palm turned red, he turned around and hugged Xiao Zhan, and said in a good mood, "It seems that you are not only good, but also very good!"
Xiao Zhan barely recovered from the overwhelming aftertaste, and looked at the top of the bed with a dull expression. Was he... raped by a man?
The system comforted him: "This is just mutual help between men...Although it is a unilateral forced help..."
The author has something to say: Ni Meng's reaction is so flat, I have been trying to deceive myself that the name of the article is not good-sounding, and I have changed several [laugh and cry]
For Xiao Zhan, it doesn't matter where he lives, but it has a great impact on who lives next door.
Because a good-quality neighbor has at least one advantage, he won't disturb your sleep, if it's someone like Qi Xiaofeng, he just wants to say that he can always lie in his arms the moment he opens his eyes, it's really quite capable.
There is no irony in this statement, but pure praise.
Because Xiao Zhan will automatically enter the alert state when he is asleep, and anyone who gets close to him will be attacked without exception, but Qi Xiaofeng can always sleep quietly and safely by his side all night, which has to be said to be a talent.
Qi Xiaofeng is naturally a talent, running to the neighbor's room every night is not counted, climbing the neighbor's bed is not counted, grabbing a quilt with the neighbor is not counted, and after waking up, he can still have the cheek to make a blank and innocent expression.
"Hey, Ah Zhan, why are you on my bed?"
Xiao Zhan pointed to the bed, "See clearly, this is my bed, not your hot stone bed."
Qi Xiaofeng seemed to have just realized it, and said "Yo" in surprise, then said with shame and indignation: "Why did you put me on your bed, it's really shameless!"
As he said that, he flapped two paws on Xiao Zhan's chest muscles, as if he was getting angry from embarrassment.
Xiao Zhan looked at him quietly for a moment, and then quickly threw him out. A certain leader stood in the yard wearing thin clothes and bare feet, his black hair was disheveled by the morning wind, how pitiful he looked. Pitiful.
The cleaning boy in the yard lowered his head, what to do, obviously he was familiar with this scene.
Xiao Zhan took a nap, and when he woke up, it was already noon. He walked outside, and there was a meal on the table, which was still steaming. It is a calm black color, but it makes people look arrogant.
He picked it up and took a closer look, and sure enough, he found a lifelike red plum on the neckline, which was exactly the same as the one between Qi Xiaofeng's eyebrows.
He glanced at the suit he was wearing, and then at the suit in front of him. No matter from the point of view of comfort, size or hygiene, there was no reason to refuse.
Xiao Zhan changed his clothes and felt something was wrong, he asked the system while eating, "Where did Qi Xiaofeng go?"
Cotton Candy said: "Patriarch Qi and his party left the main altar an hour ago, and based on their footsteps, they should have arrived at Luoshui Town at the foot of Broken Soul Peak."
Xiao Zhan took two mouthfuls of rice and asked, "Who did you bring?"
Marshmallow said: "I have brought two protectors on the left and right, three hall masters, and hundreds of congregants."
Qi Xiaofeng usually goes out to do errands in a simple and simple way, going out with his head hidden and showing his tail, and then coming back without anyone noticing, this time such a big battle is probably a routine inspection at the southern Xinjiang branch.
Nanjiang is far away from the main altar, and there are occasional rebellions, so Qi Xiaofeng will go there every few years to frighten and beat him. If he happens to retreat, he will send a competent subordinate to replace him.
From the main altar to southern Xinjiang, you have to pass through the Central Plains in the middle, so you may not be able to meet Ji Hongxuan. The male protagonist is still a young boy who has not made a name for himself. There is simply no way out.
Xiao Zhan pushed the bowl aside, "Trouble."
Marshmallow said, "Go after it now, and you should be able to catch up before dark."
Xiao Zhan poured himself a glass of water, and said in a calm manner: "This is not urgent."
Marshmallow reminded him, "If Ji Hongxuan dies, the mission in this world will be directly judged as a failure." Because the protagonist died, the plot of the world would be completely messed up.
Xiao Zhan hummed, tugged at the new clothes on his body, and said, "How can I be reconciled to letting him arrange it like this?"
Cotton Candy originally wanted to persuade him not to be impulsive, but after thinking about it, if the host just chased after him like this, Master Qi would definitely be full of complacency and ridicule, saying that the host would never be able to leave him for a moment, that kind of scene is almost conceivable I got it, so I can't say the words of persuasion...
Xiao Zhan watched the sun move from the south to the west, and gradually set from the west, and finally lost his composure.
That's all, those who do big things don't care about small things!
According to the system's prompts, he chased all the way south, and soon arrived at Luoshui Town at the foot of the mountain. It was getting late, and now he continued on his way. It was very likely that he and Qi Xiaofeng and his party would miss it, so they stayed overnight in a local inn.
After entering the guest room, Xiao Zhan suddenly remembered that he was penniless, and asked the system: "Do you have any silver?"
System: "... What do you think?"
"..."
Xiao Zhan pondered for a moment, then said: "Then help me search, which room in this inn is worth more than two taels." Traveling in the rivers and lakes, you can't avoid doing things like robbing the rich and helping the poor, but the "poor" he wants to help is himself.
This is much easier, the system can search and analyze within a certain range, and soon Marshmallow made a cheerful mechanical sound, "The third room on the left on the second floor, Tianzi No. [-] room!"
Xiao Zhan felt that the system was a little too happy, could it be that the amount was not small?Thinking of it this way, he was also a little excited. It was the first time in his life to do this kind of thing, and he couldn't help but feel excited. It would be even better if he could steal some interesting things.
……
When night fell, Xiao Zhan flashed into the night and entered Room No. [-], Tianzi.
The faint fragrance entered his nostrils, Xiao Zhan was startled, and asked the system: "Could this be a woman's room?"
Cotton Candy said firmly: "I promise to be a pure man."
The corner of Xiao Zhan's mouth twitched, "Do you really understand the meaning of a pure man?"
When he reached the edge of the bed and looked affectionately at the person on the bed under the moonlight, he realized that he had underestimated Marshmallow, this bastard really understood!
Xiao Zhan silently withdrew his hand that was about to tap someone's sleeping point, and asked the system: "Did you know it was this one?"
The system excitedly said: "Yes, I specially gave you a surprise!"
Xiao Zhan hehe, surprised you paralyzed.
"The host has been worried that he won't be able to catch up, and now Master Qi is waiting for you here, you can go to southern Xinjiang together, it's perfect!"
Xiao Zhan hehe again, perfect your size.
That's right, the owner of this room is Qi Xiaofeng and Qi Damei, I saw him looking at Xiao Zhan in disbelief, biting his lip and muttering, "Am I dreaming?"
"..." Xiao Zhan: "Yes, you can continue to sleep." After saying that, he turned and left.
It's easy to come, but it's not so easy to leave. The leader has already lifted the quilt and chased him. Qi Xiaofeng hugged him from behind, put his cold cheek on his back, and gently rubbed against him, which made Xiao Zhan My heart trembled.
The leader said affectionately: "Azhan, I knew you couldn't leave me. In fact, during the time of separation, I have already thought clearly. I not only want you to be my stove, but also sincerely love you." .”
Could it be that "during this period of separation" refers to the period from this morning to the present?Xiao Zhan rolled his eyes to the sky, you are thinking too fast!
Master Qi's long and slender fingers like white onions lightly brushed over Xiao Zhan's chest somewhere, and found that his body was trembling slightly, he smiled softly, and blew lightly into Xiao Zhan's cochlea, the laughter bewitched people's hearts.
"Last time you tapped a few big acupuncture points all over my body and tortured me for most of the night. This time I set up a trap. When you voluntarily jump in, tell me, am I merciful?"
Xiao Zhan was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that his body was a little strange, his legs and feet were weak, and his heart was burning, and there was a tendency to burn more and more.
Marshmallow popped out and hurriedly said: "The system has detected some kind of strong smoke in the room, the ingredients are purple shoot flower, mother clove, osmanthus heart..."
Xiao Zhan quickly sealed his acupoints, but it was too late, since he stepped into this room, he had already sucked in the medicine. Ordinary people would have been unable to move for a long time, so he could persist until now. Down.
"Is there an antidote? I owe you the experience points needed for exchange." asked the system.
Marshmallow faltered and said: "With the current level of the host, most of the products have not been unlocked, and can only be exchanged for simple physical products, such as Dali pills and Shensu pills, which are suitable for use in fighting..."
Xiao Zhan: "..." He doesn't need these commodities at all!
Qi Xiaofeng saw fine sweat coming out of his forehead, and quickly wiped it off with a handkerchief, being considerate and meticulous, making it impossible to find fault.
Xiao Zhan gritted his teeth and pushed him away, "What do you want?"
Qi Xiaofeng continued to stick to him, dawdling with a serious look: "Help you heal."
"...you are the one who is sick!" Xiao roared unbearably, but most of his momentum had been weakened.
Qi Xiaofeng comforted him: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll see if you can do it."
Xiao Zhan: "..." Can he|mother act like Mao for you to see? !
Someone took it for granted: "Because I've taken a fancy to you, I need to inspect the goods first."
……
In the morning, the fragrance of the house and the smell of heather dissipated together.
The leader lay down exhaustedly, the delicate skin on the palm turned red, he turned around and hugged Xiao Zhan, and said in a good mood, "It seems that you are not only good, but also very good!"
Xiao Zhan barely recovered from the overwhelming aftertaste, and looked at the top of the bed with a dull expression. Was he... raped by a man?
The system comforted him: "This is just mutual help between men...Although it is a unilateral forced help..."
The author has something to say: Ni Meng's reaction is so flat, I have been trying to deceive myself that the name of the article is not good-sounding, and I have changed several [laugh and cry]
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