rebirth of internet celebrity

The first step in a fight is to flirt.

Of course, before that, some preparatory work must be done.

For example, push away all other miscellaneous things within three days, then call the almighty Zhang Bei to contact a skilled cyber hacker to cooperate with human flesh, then call Professor Song to ask whether he will affect the school, and finally, Is to prepare a table of snacks.

Huo Jiang made a pot of spicy diced chicken. He used thick red bean paste and bell pepper, which was full of numbness.

Another pot of pickled pepper and chicken feet was cooked and marinated in the refrigerator, because the Chaotian pepper was put in a little more, and the spiciness was stronger.

Then bake a pot of red and spicy beef jerky, and after leaving enough to eat, divide the remaining beef jerky into several portions and seal them, and save them for later delivery.

Hot and sour potato shreds, spicy diced lotus root, spicy cucumber, spicy loose bread... Finally, a pot of spicy strips was made with soybeans.

Yang Jingzhao saw that his dishes were full of flavors, so he knew that he probably couldn't hold back his anger.

Huo Jiang posted a photo of a table of dishes on Weibo, threatening to "start a war". Many fans have already seen his intentions and expressed their comfort.

"@江江江江: Teacher Huo, be careful with your stomach..."

"@迷想: Start a war... Is that the Tianya post? Mr. Huo, don't be too serious, you can't punish yourself for other people's mistakes!"

"@狗蛋: Oh my god, this table of food will kill you if you eat it. Mr. Huo wants to open it up. If someone likes to make irresponsible remarks, let him go! Fairness is at your fingertips!"

"@ Landing is so difficult: Squeeze a cucumber, and Mr. Huo will win this battle."

"@a111111111: Hehe, the fight with Mr. Huo, which one has a good result. Liang Ziyu is still in a slump. A few days ago, I heard that I couldn’t even make it to the show. That revealing face has been hidden so hard that I can’t see it la~"

"@我苗腚比天高: Latiao won, and you can make this thing by yourself, why don't you go to the sky!"

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Huo Jiang's Weibo has always been relatively harmonious, with a group of foodies having friendly and academic discussions on the combination of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, meat and vegetables, and there are very few mocking voices.

But this time, many "Tianya Sightseeing Group" came here admiringly and launched personal attacks on Huo Jiang's "shady" art test.

Huo Jiang read these comments one by one, and came to a conclusion - this group of people is idle.

In fact, they don't know the truth, they are just being incited to be one-sided, and they can't get used to others.

Huo Jiang was angry and funny, "This group of people just want to make a big noise so that Big C will come out and cancel my tweet. Look, they will definitely switch to Big C's official Weibo after a while. I really don't know what it will do to them. benefit."

Yang Jingzhao remembered what others said about him in the past, "Shut up."

Huo Jiang nodded, "Well, a group of lusers who have no direction and hope in life, follow the crowd blindly. There are many versions of the story that can be extended even if the fart is too big. Spend this effort on learning, fitness, and making more money. Okay. I really don't understand how to spend precious time on online fights."

Yang Jingzhao patted him, "Come on, I support you."

One word from this person is enough, and the whole world can disbelieve him, but the conclusion of this person is more important than anything else.

Huo Jianglu rolled up his sleeves, put the computer on the coffee table, laid out the snacks, brought the beer, and prepared to start a war.

Yang Jingzhao also took the tablet and sat beside him. The two nestled on the sofa, quietly waiting for the battle to start.

The first step in network fights - making group ridicule.

Huo Jiangzhen went to the battle, registered Tianya account, set up a new floor, and made an analysis of the art examination process of C University——

"Hi everyone, I'm Huo Jiang, and I'm hereby replying to the post about the 'C University Art Examination Shady'. I strictly abide by the exam rules, and there is no bribery before the exam. In the publicity video, there are scenes of teachers and students joking, It is because I have studied in the C University seminar before, and I am familiar with the interview instructors..."

Huo Jiang told the story one by one, he was not impatient, and he was not afraid of one-sided opposition, so he didn't add any embellishments.At the same time as releasing the statement, he also posted the certificate of completion of the training class and the transcript of the first place in the class.

Simultaneously, he posted the address of this post on Weibo, and he also forwarded it to several friends of Aite, including the very popular Mr. Luo.

Mr. Luo was not just selling favors in this matter. He seemed to be deeply touched, and forwarded Aite to several friends with some influence on the Internet, and commented, "As a guest at the Broadcasting Department of C University Professor, I have long proposed that those with excellent grades in the training class can be exempted from taking the exam and be awarded a certificate of passing the art exam. This proposal is gradually being demonstrated. I hope that there will be a regulation for this matter starting from Huo Jiang. In addition, the interview for the art exam is not as good as everyone imagined. Serious. Teachers don’t need to wear suits, and don’t need to speak honorifics. Occasionally a joke can ease the atmosphere. You must know that the teachers are also tired all day while the candidates are interviewing, so please understand.”

Teacher Luo already has a lot of fans, and has many friends in the entertainment industry, and many colleagues who resonate with the art test have forwarded it, so the influence is not small.

Therefore, the navy that Huo Jiang asked Zhang Bei to prepare has not yet been used, and the tap water has already entered the battle.

Several floors were built under the post in an instant, and the views were very clear and two-sided. One side supported Huo Jiang's view that objectively speaking, there was nothing wrong with his exam process, and the old professor sitting in the middle of the video kept reminding the two young teachers to "follow the process. ", there is a taste of no problem and hard-coded problems.What's more, during the literature and history assessment stage, Huo Jiang was embarrassed many times, and was made into a cold sweat by Professor Song. It didn't look like he was cheating for personal gain.

The other point of view is to attack Huo Jiang by focusing on the literature and history assessment, thinking that why can candidates with such a narrow reading range be promoted to excellent, who will believe it if there is no problem?

However, in fact, this kind of argument is untenable, and Huo Jiang's fans immediately retaliated, "It is said that Mr. Huo does not read much, how many of you have read "Zi Zhi Tong Jian" before going to college, and some of you How many of you have read Jin Yong's original works?"

The posts became hotter and hotter, but Huo Jiang was happy to see the results.He also deliberately made a mockery when he posted this post, drawing the attention of everyone to himself, and freeing Professor Song from the public opinion.

Huo Jiang had studied the original post, and the host in the stallion didn't want to pinch him, but he had a promotional feature, and there were jokes at the interview site, so it was easier to make a fuss about.The person that the stallion really pinched was Professor Song. His purpose of doing this should be to vent his anger. The other party was probably a failed candidate or parent.

Huo Jiang felt unforgivable because he had seen through the other party's intentions.Professor Song is an upright person. He hanged a teacher on the wall just for his own selfish desires, causing him to fall into the center of the storm. He may even have a life stain that violates the teacher's morality. The landlord is too wicked to do such a thing.

Fortunately, Huo Jiang is a bit famous now, so it is very easy to attract attention.

The landlord over there was not willing to be lonely, and spoke again and again, trying to shift the topic from Huo Jiang back to Professor Song, but there was nothing he could do.In a panic, the owner of the stallion simply killed Huo Jiang. He really wanted to incite netizens to take off Huo Jiang's art test certificate in the name of "violation". Maybe he also wanted to drag a celebrity into the water to vent his anger.

Huo Jiang was fearless, while chewing the chili, he watched the situation quietly.From time to time, he would pick a chopstick of vegetables and feed them to Yang Jingzhao's mouth.

Yang Jingzhao was afraid that he would really get angry, so he even peeled some fruits for him.

A few hours later, a netizen posted a photo, which showed Huo Jiang and several teachers drinking together. Judging from the decoration and dishes, the location was the magnificent Qianfan Hotel.

The netizen who posted Po's photo disappeared immediately after posting it, without leaving a single word.But this picture was caught by netizens, who used it to question Huo Jiang, "Is it bribery when I treat guests at Qianfan?"

What's more, in order to be eye-catching, those who do good things stand alone on the first floor. The title is "Reversal Post: Slapping a certain Internet celebrity in the face. Looking at this photo of toasting and drinking, do you dare to say that you have not bribed before the exam?" "

This photo also became the town building map and was hung in the main building.

Huo Jiang thought of the dissatisfied classmates who were dissatisfied on the day of the break-up meal, who probably made trouble and wanted to take the opportunity to cause Huo Jiang some trouble, but didn't want to make things too explicit, so he didn't speak.

Yang Jingzhao comforted Huo Jiang, "You can't make everyone like you. Fortunately, there are not many people who don't like you."

Huo Jiang didn't take it to heart, and sighed softly, "I'm not angry either. When I was the squad leader, I thought that I might not be able to satisfy everyone, but as long as most people are satisfied, I will be doing my duty. How tiring it would be if people lived in other people's impressions forever."

Ever since he chose to become an Internet celebrity, Huo Jiang has tried his best not to care about other people's opinions.He could even let go of Li Siwen's and Fan Pengyu's feelings easily, let alone passers-by.

Seeing him like this, Yang Jingzhao secretly laughed at himself for being too nervous. Huo Jiang is quite open-minded in this regard, which is a little different from himself.

Huo Jiang ordered Yang Jingzhao to open another bottle of red wine, and launched a second wave of offensive with the appetizers - reversal.

Huo Jiang replied to both posts, posting the panorama photos of the breakup meal, a gathering of more than [-] people in a room, all the members of the training class were mosaiced, and the classmate who randomly posted photos In sharp contrast.

Bribing before the exam was not justified in entertaining more than [-] people. Huo Jiang did this to clarify that the photo was indeed a break-up dinner for the training class.

Huo Jiang was still relying on his alcohol, and posted mercilessly, "Student who made a mistake in your photo, I already know who you are from the angle of your photo. See you in Jianghu."

As a result, the "tap water" who had just been taken away switched to the camp again to support Huo Jiang.

This is not over, everyone's conversation changed again, and they all guessed how much the banquet with four or five tables in this box would cost.It is said that the break-up meal for the training class was arranged by Huo Jiang alone. It would cost 10,000+ to put on such a ostentation at the Qianfan Hotel, and if you count the wine, it might cost hundreds of thousands...

Yang Jingzhao, who visited the audience with a tablet computer, was a little puzzled, "What's the point of guessing?" After speaking, he casually posted a Weibo, posting Huo Jiang's bill that day.

Because Huo Jiang paid the internal price, I remember it was his account, so he still kept the electronic receipt in his computer.

Yang Jingzhao's hand was quick, and before Huo Jiang could stop him, the receipt was posted on Weibo.

After a while, the national husband's 3000 million beauties heard the news and joined the battle, but besides supporting her husband's "good friend" Mr. Huo, they were more interested in the [-]% off internal price.

Someone who had a general knowledge of Qianfan Hotel’s regulations broke the news, “See, my husband recorded his account, it seems that the relationship between Mr. Yang and Mr. Huo is really unusual... Pony, I’m reminded of the pimple soup incident again. "

"I smell the smell of JQ..."

"Help, I can't help but join the CP, what should I do!"

"Ms. Huo, so you are such a little bitch! When did you hook up with my husband, and you brought it in truthfully!"

A group of wife fans of men and women gathered under Huo Jiang's Weibo to post "Scheming Bitch", "Huo Huo You Return My Husband", "The affair between you and him has been exposed, don't talk nonsense and turn yourself in", "Husband's phone number How much is it?" and so on.

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The fans were mostly making fun of it, but Huo Jiang was very guilty.How did they know that they really had to pry a corner of the nation!

At this moment, "Wall Corner" is sitting next to him, eating chicken feet, drinking beer, and checking Weibo.

The battle of the first night ended in chaos in the "scandal" between "@胡江食屋V" and "@杨公子V".

Before going to bed, Huo Jiang didn't forget to tell Zhang Bei to go to the poster of the male horse who made troubles in the human flesh posts.

On the second day, Zhang Bei did not disappoint him, she spread the information in front of Huo Jiang with conclusive information, and only had to show her household registration booklet.

When Huo Jiang saw this person, he was overjoyed. It turned out that he was really a candidate who failed the exam, and he was a candidate who failed repeatedly.

He still remembered that during the interview, the teachers mentioned a candidate who had been taking the exam for four consecutive years. It turned out that he was the one who found fault with Professor Hei Song.

Huo Jiang suddenly felt bored, a 24-year-old man, after failing the exam, he didn't reflect on his own reasons, but complained about others and jealousy, this kind of person Huo Jiang didn't even bother to be an enemy.

However, the other party didn't think so. Before Huo Jiang wanted to give up the battle, the other party couldn't hold back any longer, revealed his identity, and asked Chief C's Weibo why he couldn't get a passing certificate for the art test after four years. , Don't Professor Song and others have no love for talent and human touch as role models?

Thousands of words are eloquently written, and all the hard work of studying, he actually played the emotional card.When it comes to sensationalism, I still don't forget to compare Huo Jiang, saying that I am not as strong as Huo Jiang, and I have to study hard, but I can't succeed if I don't want to...