rebirth of internet celebrity

When Huo Jiang left the Internet cafe, the first thing he did was to go back to his rental house.

Since it is 2010, his stupid dog and cat must still be waiting for him at home!

Huo Jiang couldn't care less about the heatstroke anymore, and rushed towards the community.Sure enough, as soon as the key was inserted into the lock, there was a weak meowing sound from inside the house. As soon as Huo Jiang opened the door, he saw a cat and a dog sitting at the door waiting for him.

Huo Jiang was stunned for a few seconds, almost burst into tears, and rushed to knock down the stupid dog.

It's been a long time since Stupid Dog has seen his owner be so enthusiastic!The eyes full of love are really like seeing them for the first time!The stupid dog quickly jumped onto Huo Jiang's chest, with a dog's face pressed against Huo Jiang's neck and arched and arched, the saliva almost flowed into Huo Jiang's neckline.Sha Mao was stunned and jumped back a small step, with a "fucking" face, completely ignoring Huo Jiang's anomaly.Regardless of its mood, Huo Jiang hugged the cat with one hand, pressed its two fluffy heads into his arms, and tears flowed out.

The stupid dog was picked up by Huo Jiang on the lawn near University C. Many girls in the university secretly bought pets to raise, and then abandoned them because they violated school rules or lost interest.Stupid Dog is a big Samoyed, although he is ugly but very obedient, his only shortcoming is his greedy mouth.The stupid dog has bright hair, is energetic and cute, and every time he goes to school to walk the dog, people stop and watch.Huo Jiang kept this stupid dog for five years, and then got sick once, and asked Fan Pengyu to help him walk the dog, but he lost it!Huo Jiang couldn't bear to blame him, and hid the collapse and sadness of losing the dog, but Fan Pengyu thought he didn't care, and his expression relaxed.Thinking about how cowardly he was in his previous life, if Fan Pengyu did this kind of thing again in this life, Huo Jiang would definitely fight him desperately.

The silly cat was bought by Fan Pengyu as a gift to Li Siwen. Perhaps in Fan Pengyu's opinion, Li Siwen has a good temperament, as noble and proud as a cat.It's just that Fan Pengyu miscalculated, Li Siwen didn't have the patience to raise a cat at all, and after a few days of raising it decently, he got tired of it, so he drove the cat to a Sichuan restaurant on the pretext of being allergic to cat fur.Fan Pengyu didn't want to keep pets in the restaurant, so he was in a dilemma. Huo Jiang thought that he had a dog at home anyway, so he told Fan Pengyu whether he should give it to him.

Li Siwen snorted softly at that time, "Then give it to him."

Neither salty nor bland, this kitten was thrown to Huo Jiang.I guess Fan Pengyu was deceived. The silly cat doesn’t have any breed, it’s just a yellow raccoon that can be seen everywhere on the street, but it looks good, with a white chest, four hooves on the snow, and two blue eyes that are deep and watery.

What's even more ridiculous was that not long after, Li Siwen brought back a purebred fold-eared cat, saying it was a gift from a friend.Fan Pengyu asked with concern that you are not allergic?Li Siwen casually found an excuse to prevaricate, and he believed it.Only then did Huo Jiang understand that it wasn't cat hair that made Li Siwen allergic, but blood.

No wonder Li Siwen looked at Shamao the same way he looked at himself - they both looked at bastards.

In fact, when raising stupid dogs and cats, Huo Jiang was not very dedicated. Sometimes he would work late, so he would pack some leftover food from the restaurant and take it home for them to eat.Over time, the silly cat who ate too much salt suffered from kidney failure. When the pet doctor told Huo Jiang about the cause, he blamed himself for a long time, but there was nothing he could do. He could only watch the silly cat slowly die of illness.

Later, whenever Huo Jiang saw that big V with a cat and a dog basking in the sun on Weibo, he felt sore in his heart.

But at this moment, no matter if it was a stupid dog or a stupid cat, they were all alive on Huo Jiang's chest. Huo Jiang couldn't help but thank God, and felt that this gift was more important than bringing himself back to life!

After playing with the stupid dog and cat for a while, Huo Jiang finally accepted the fact that he was reborn.From the initial shock, to the later confusion, to the later excitement and the final calmness, Huo Jiang's mood went up and down like a roller coaster. Now he forced himself to calm down and make a new start for this unexpected life. planning.

He pulled out a pen and paper and started making a list.

Now the network promotion has just taken shape, and some successful marketing cases have begun to emerge.However, Huo Jiang has seen that the Internet self-media will reach its peak five or six years later. Weibo big V, Internet anchor, online store owner... as long as you have something to do with the Internet, it is not difficult to gain fame and fortune.This time, Huo Jiang was determined to link his career with the Internet.

Now that he has decided to develop the career path of an Internet marketing account, he has to start listing long-term goals and short-term goals - this is his habit, he likes to write everything on paper, so Li Siwen finally caught him and wrote him The diary was shaken out and exposed in front of Fan Pengyu.

Why did you want to go there again!Huo Jiang scolded himself and continued to make a list.

He worked in a Sichuan restaurant for a year, and besides the tuition and living expenses he paid to Huo Hui, he still has more than 4 yuan in savings.Originally, he was beautiful, and felt that he had earned a lot of money, which was enough for Huo Hui to go to college.As a result, after listing the consumption plan now, Huo Jiang found that even if all the more than 4 points were spent on himself, it would be enough.

It seems that I can't resign from Fan Pengyu in a short time!

Huo Jiang sighed, took out his bus card, and went straight to the Electronics Building on the North Fifth Ring Road, to do the first thing on the list - buy a computer and a camera.

In 2010, the Electronics Building was crowded with people, and the business was still booming. It was completely impossible to predict that it would be crowded by e-commerce companies to a deserted state five or six years later.With the experience of his previous life, looking at the scene before him again, Huo Jiang sighed in his heart, thinking that after seeing the world with broadened horizons and knowledge, there would be a sense of compassion.

Huo Jiang knew that he could just make do with a cheap computer. After all, no matter what the configuration was, he could surf the Internet and edit pictures, but the SLR camera was different. The more expensive the camera, the better the effect.What's more, the 5d2 camera that Fan Pengyu bought for Li Siwen can actually shoot videos. The image quality is very good-looking like a movie, and its delicateness and softness are not comparable to that of ordinary DV cameras.

Even in 2016, there are still people who are collecting this classic model, which is regarded as a magic machine.

Huo Jiang thought of what he was going to do with the camera later, so he became ruthless and decided to buy the same set.

After finding a store, Huo Jiang began to ask the clerk the price.If you don't ask, you don't know, but if you ask, Huo Jiang is not worried to death. The full set of body and lens costs more than 3 yuan!This was far from what he expected at the beginning... Fan Pengyu could afford it for Li Siwen, but Huo Jiang couldn't afford it for himself!

Think of more than this one thing on the list, the money definitely can't be spent.Just when Huo Jiang was about to retreat with regret on his face, the clerk saw his difficulty and asked with a smile, "Actually, you can choose a cheaper model."

Huo Jiang shook his head, and said decisively, "I must buy this...it's just that the money is not enough right now."

The clerk saw that he said the words "I have no money" in a straightforward manner, but liked his straightforward character, not hesitating at all, and he was a decisive and generous person at first glance, so he gave him an idea, "Actually, I can help you." Contact the second-hand source to ensure reliability. As for the price, this camera was released in 08, and because it has been used for more than a year, it is more than half of the new one.”

"That's [-]?" Huo Jiang calculated in his mind, and felt that this price was barely acceptable.

"It's not that low, and it looks like the lens is less than 01 yuan." The clerk flipped some photos from the phone and showed Huo Jiang, "The price of the camera varies, mainly depends on the quality. The price is different from the brand-new camera, isn't it 30 :[-] points, there is no difference in usability."

Huo Jiang made a rough calculation, and the highest budget he could accept was just like this. Finally, with the help of the shop assistant, he found a set of second-hand mobile phones that were [-]% new.It took nearly an hour for the clerk to pick up the goods, but no matter how long he waited, Huo Jiang felt beautiful in his heart.After swiping the card and trying the machine, Huo Jiang was still erratic—this was the largest sum of money he had spent on himself in his two lifetimes.

But this is just the beginning.

That night, Huo Jiang returned to the rental house with his newly bought laptop and camera.

Stupid dog and silly cat sniffed over and over again around the packing box, and silly cat got into the computer box and refused to come out.Huo Jiang remembered how he had wronged them in his previous life, so he went out to the market to buy chicken breast, carrots and fresh shrimps regardless of financial constraints.

Huo Jiang used fresh ingredients to cook a delicious dinner for the cat and the dog, and then used the leftovers to randomly fry a bowl of egg fried rice for himself.

The three of them got together and ate the meal, and Sha Mao sniffed the two-legged beast in front of him in order to express his satisfaction.

Then Twolegs received a call from Fan Pengyu.

In July 2010, at this point in time, although Fan Pengyu had already begun to pursue Li Siwen passionately, Fan Pengyu still had old feelings for Huo Jiang.

On the phone, he told Huo Jiang to pay attention to taking medicine, and gave him two days off to have a good rest.

Huo Jiang listened to his concern for him, and then thought about what he said to himself later, he suddenly felt relieved.Especially Fan Pengyu is an ordinary person, he will sympathize with his hard work, and also envy Li Siwen's brilliance.He lost to Li Siwen, all because of his inferior skills.

Huo Jiang lived a new life, and really wanted to fight for another breath, but he didn't want to fight for this person again.

The most urgent task is to quickly adjust your mentality, cherish every day in the future, and become a better self.

For the next two days, while Huo Jiang was having fun with the silly dog ​​and the silly cat, he took the time to get the internet done.

After the broadband access, Huo Jiang quickly turned on the computer and checked his previously registered Weibo account.

Although Li Siwen didn't reply to his previous comment, as he expected, the vast number of netizens with unique eyesight still found him!

His account name is @胡江食屋, and it is the "main position" he intends to use to develop his career in the future. Huo Jiang didn't say anything, took a picture of his ID card, and applied for a V.At the early stage of Weibo, the public didn’t know much about V users, and thought that they could apply for the orange V badge only if they were very famous or had a lot of fans, but Huo Jiang knew that this so-called V certification was worthless. It will be even worse. To put it bluntly, it is to verify his identity. For example, the identity verification he applied for is: the famous chef Huo Jiang.

The most fundamental reason why Huo Jiang planted Li Siwen in his previous life was that he was too down-to-earth, he didn't know how to package himself at all, he wasn't literary or fresh.

With the experience of the Internet in his previous life, Huo Jiang wanted to play a bit taller this time. He was also a cook. He decided not to cook in the back kitchen of a restaurant in the future, but to do it online!

Thinking of the several impressive big Vs in his previous life who all opened their own physical stores through the marketing account of Food Raiders, Huo Jiang was so excited that he was gearing up.

Right now, @胡姜饭店 is surrounded by a crowd of visitors.They all found it from Li Siwen's Weibo, and after comments such as "the deity is here", "I found brother squirrel mandarin fish", "brother squirrel, hello", new hot topics were actually generated #松鸡林鱼小哥胡江#, the topic is high on the hot search list, and in just one day, Huo Jiang’s Weibo has gained hundreds of fans.

This is a real fan, not a zombie fan that can be bought with money.

Someone left a message under the food picture he posted——

"Brother, that shot of you sticking fish with chopsticks is really cool!"

"May I ask how long you have learned cooking skills? How much is your monthly salary? I also want to be a chef, so I want to know the market first..."

"Brother, I'm the chopstick for sticking fish!"

"Brother, I'm a fish stuck with chopsticks!"

"What's so handsome. You're just a clown trying to please the public."

"Human beings are so cruel, how can fish be so cute! Give me half a catty..."

……

Everyone came to entertain, including Huo Jiang.He read all the comments with relish, and didn't take it seriously, whether it was praise or criticism. He picked out a few interesting ones and gave a reply, and then started posting the stupid dogs and cats he had photographed in the past two days.

In his previous life, Huo Jiang was a die-hard fan of a certain popular V.So he is very clear about the key point of posting pets-beauty is indispensable, and the story must be moving.

Huo Jiang thought for a while, then made up a long and emotional Weibo about the stupid dog's life experience, and posted it along with the photos.

What first attracted fans was the names of Silly Dog and Silly Cat. Huo Jiang's unique and direct way of naming made people feel a lot closer to the two pets.Then there is the old photo of the stupid dog when it was abandoned and picked up. No matter how you look at it, it makes people feel distressed.After that, the stupid dog gradually regained its health, its hair regained its luster, and its expression became cheerful. Finally, the family adopted a silly cat, and the two little guys became playmates and built a complete home.

This Weibo was reposted thousands of times in one night, making Huo Jiang's Weibo lively again after Squirrel Mandarin Fish.

But unlike doing it deliberately, Huo Jiang sincerely appeals to college students not to buy pets in violation of school rules, and not to take it home until they are sure that they can be responsible for their lives.

This passage is not only for everyone in front of the computer, but also for the self who didn't know how to feed common sense...

"@杨公子V: That's right, I agree with the blogger's point of view, please adopt it rationally."

"@悲感的条芝: Uuuuuuuuuuuu, so touching."

"@冬吃锅子夏食冰: Brother squirrel, you must take good care of them! Please post more photos of them! I will spot check every day!"

……

Unlike the controversy caused by the squirrel mandarin fish, this long Weibo has basically attracted positive comments.Huo Jiang's heart was a little heavy, so he didn't study the comments any more.

He turned off Weibo and became serious.

In order to live a good life, Huo Jiang started to deal with the second thing on the list - further study.

He opened the admissions page of the official website of C University, found the admissions brochure for the "Summer Photography Seminar", and clicked in.