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Su Yi kept howling in his heart, don't talk about it, Your Majesty, let me go!

However, His Majesty the Emperor managed to find an aboveboard opportunity to be alone with Su Yi, and he would not let Su Yi leave so easily.

So Su Yi listened to what he thought he shouldn't hear.

He was speechless to find that His Majesty the Emperor, who looked serious and reticent before, turned out to be a chatterbox in private.

Super talkative!

The emperor started from Su Yi's birth, talked about his broken expression when he wetted the bed for the first time, said that Su Yi was ashamed at a very young age, and had roots of wisdom; He acted like a baby in front of him; Su Yi broke his teeth when he ate steamed buns for the first time, and was taught by the queen mother together with His Majesty the first time he drank alcohol... I don’t know if he was held back for a long time. Su Yi couldn't even read it.

At the beginning, Su Yi acted like nostalgia, but later he couldn't help but became facial paralyzed.

Your Majesty, you don't need to remember so clearly, and then tell me about the dark history of your childhood.

wrong!This person is not me, I just crossed over halfway!

After reading the black history of Su Yi's childhood, His Majesty the Emperor began to dump emotional garbage on Su Yi again.

The content is roughly that this is an idiot and that is an idiot. They are all big idiots. One day, I will let this family fall and that family fall. This family and that family will all be sent to the frontier.

Su Yi said that he was under a lot of psychological pressure, but he could only keep smiling, listening to His Majesty pouring out emotional garbage, and said that Your Majesty is right, Your Majesty, you are so good, Your Majesty, you will be unified forever... er, cross it out , anyway, Your Majesty, you are the real Dragon Emperor, you will definitely get your wish!

His Majesty the Emperor kept saying that the sun was setting and began to ring the bell. Then he reluctantly let Su Yi out of the palace, and wondered if there was another chance to call Su Yi without being suspected by anyone. Come into the palace and continue to listen to him dumping emotional garbage.

Su Yi was top-heavy, walked out of the palace gate with one step, feeling like he was useless.

"Happiness?"

As soon as Su Yi left the palace gate, he heard Mu Yan's voice.

He looked around and found a carriage in front of the palace gate, and Mu Yan was raising the curtain of the carriage door to look at him.

"Get in the car." Mu Yan said, "I didn't expect His Majesty to keep you for so long?"

Su Yi suddenly felt a little touched: "He Qing is waiting for me?"

Mu Yan nodded: "You don't have a rank, and the carriage cannot drive in the inner city. I will let the carriage wait for you outside."

Su Yi originally came here in Mu Yan's carriage.

Su Yi thought that Mu Yan had left early, but he was still waiting for him.

But in Mu Yan's opinion, it's probably just etiquette.

In any case, Su Yi, who was stimulated for a day, was very grateful.He climbed into the carriage, feeling a little more at ease in his heart.

Now he just wants to go home, take a bath, and sleep in the blanket.

Maybe when I wake up, I realize that it was all a dream and nothing happened QAQ.

Mu Yan didn't ask what Su Yi and the emperor had said, he just thoughtfully made the carriage run more smoothly, and said to Su Yi that he could take a nap before going home.

Su Yi nodded wearily and closed his eyes.

Mu Yan looked at Su Yi's tired expression, and sighed, "Kang Le, do you regret it?"

Su Yi opened his eyes and looked at Mu Yan suspiciously.

"I don't know why you came here," Mu Yan said, "You fell into the mortal world and were embarrassed by these mediocre people, do you regret it?"

Su Yi's heart was twitching, I was originally a mediocre man, it's normal for mediocrity to be embarrassed by mediocrity, you think I'm really a fairy!

Su Yi showed his signature indifferent smile: "The world is not benevolent, and treats all things as straw dogs; the sage is not benevolent, and treats the people as straw dogs."

These two sentences naturally do not mean the cruel, cunning and sinister intentionally misinterpreted in the novels of Xianxia in later generations.

Hound dogs refer to dogs made of grass during sacrifices.Straw dogs are very noble during sacrifices, and others dare not touch them.After the sacrifice, they were thrown away or even burned.

Therefore, the original meaning of Lao Tzu in the "Tao Te Ching" is that the heaven and the earth have no feelings, and treat all things like straw dogs used for sacrifices, allowing them to rise and fall; saints should also have no personal feelings, and treat the people as they would treat sacrifices. Like a grass dog, let nature go.

This is Lao Tzu's governance philosophy, but Su Yi just answered Mu Yan with "the world is not benevolent" and "sages are not benevolent".

In layman's terms, what Su Yi means is that I don't take them seriously, and I don't feel honored or humiliated by their actions, so I don't care about regretting them.

Mu Yan said: "He Qing is worrying too much."

Su Yi continued to close his eyes.I can finally stop talking, I am exhausted.

Su Yi originally just wanted to squint for a while, but he fell asleep, and slept very deeply.

When the carriage returned home, Mu Yan gently patted Su Yi who had fallen asleep leaning against the inner wall of the carriage. Seeing that he hadn't woken up, he easily hugged Su Yi from the carriage in the posture of holding a child. down.

The old nanny who was in charge of serving Su Yi was waiting for Su Yi with someone beside the carriage, but when she saw Mu Yan hugging Su Yi down, she was startled.

"He was just too tired and fell asleep." Mu Yan said softly.

The old mama quickly glanced at the servants around, who immediately held their breath and concentrated, not daring to make a sound.

Mu Yan carefully carried Su Yi to the bed, and the old lady immediately asked someone to take off Su Yi's coat, shoes and socks, loosened his hair and covered him with a quilt, so that Su Yi could sleep more comfortably.

Then everyone cautiously retreated out of the door, and the old mother said worriedly: "Lord Mu, is the Daoist fighting all right?"

Mu Yan said: "That kind of mundane, how can it compare with Kang Le."

The old mother said: "Then why is the Taoist priest so tired?"

Mu Yan was also puzzled.It's really puzzling that Su Yi is very comfortable in martial arts, but now he looks physically and mentally exhausted.

The old mother said again: "The Taoist priest once said that you can't get too close to the palace... Could it be this reason?"

Mu Yan suddenly realized.Indeed, Su Yi once said that one should not get too entangled with Longqi.However, Su Yi and the crown prince had frequent contacts, and the emperor and empress also visited in private, but they didn't see anything about Su Yi, so Mu Yan forgot about it.

So, although Su Yi can get in touch with members of the royal family, can't he enter the palace at the Dragon Qi Center for too long?

On the day when Su Yi rescued the prince, he also left the palace early.

Mu Yan said: "I made an omission."

Mu Yan couldn't help complaining.That being the case, Su Yi should have told him earlier that he would definitely stop these people from setting up the fighting venue in the palace.

Thinking about it, Su Yi still spent some time in this battle, and because he has been in the palace for too long, is that why his energy has been damaged?

Mu Yan thought he knew the reason, and felt very regretful.

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Su Yi slept until the next day, but when he got up the next day, he was really sick.

In order to show his immortality, Su Yi wears too little.He caught a cold while falling asleep in the carriage, and was frightened by the emperor, and fell ill as a result.

With fever, cough, and sore throat, Su Yi felt that he was really unlucky.

What was even more unfortunate was that the imperial doctor who came to treat the illness actually asked Su Yi to pour down a bowl of boy's urine first.

Su Yi almost scolded.

What the hell are you drinking urine for me? !go you!

The imperial doctor really didn't entertain Su Yi.

Knowing that Su Yi was ill, not to mention Mu Yan, the empress and prince were even more anxious.

They also speculated that Su Yi must have fallen ill because he was too exhausted from the fighting and stayed in the palace for too long.

The emperor was even more guilty.Su Yi talked to him for so long even though he was not feeling well (in fact, it was only the emperor's unilateral words). This child must miss him so much, even if he is uncomfortable, he is reluctant to leave him. He is so filial.

The emperor finally fully believed that Su Yi really couldn't inherit the great rule.

Su Yi is ill, even if he is not qualified to ask for an imperial doctor, the empress certainly cannot refuse to call him an imperial doctor.The imperial doctor who came this time is still the most powerful one.

At this time, it is recognized that children's urine can cure all diseases.Although Su Yi is just a little cold, the imperial doctor also thinks that Su Yi has spent too much energy. Boy urine is the most yang thing, a great tonic. Drinking boy urine will cure the disease if you are sick, and strengthen your body if you are not sick. Can't go wrong.

Can't go wrong!The villain in Su Yi's heart beat the ground and cried loudly.He doesn't want to drink urine!Never drink urine!

So Su Yi tried his best to deceive the imperial doctor that he was different from ordinary people, and that he could not bear some great tonics for ordinary people, as long as ordinary medicines were fine.

The imperial doctor also knew that Su Yi was a real expert, so it was easy for him to believe Su Yi's deceit.

You can stop drinking the boy's urine, but in order not to prescribe medicinal materials that Su Yi can't use, when prescribing the medicine, the imperial doctor asked Su Yi if he could use the medicinal materials.

Not to mention that Su Yi doesn't have a deep understanding of Chinese medicine, even if he does, the current medicinal materials are all ancient names, Su Yi really can't understand it!

But if it seems that he doesn't understand anything, wouldn't Su Yi's previous deception prove to be a lie?

So Su Yi carefully pretended that he knew it well, and picked out some medicinal materials he knew as much as possible and said a few words casually.

In the end, of course, Su Yi didn't cross out all the herbs.

He doesn't know how to prescribe medicine, he just doesn't want to drink boy's urine.

But after the imperial doctor left, Su Yi decided... well, look at medical skills.

Although he didn't plan to study medicine, it was good to know what these herbs were called, so he could continue fooling around next time.

And, fortunately, the imperial doctor didn't use other nicknames for boy's urine this time. If he used another name, he didn't know. When the boy's urine was served, he didn't know it was urine until he finished drinking it...

Thinking about it makes me want to throw up.

At this time, Su Yi missed western medicine very much.

Of course, he is not a black doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, he is just afraid of drinking something weird.Moreover, Chinese medicine is hard to drink!Western medicine only needs to be swallowed with the back of the tongue!

Well, he admitted, he just couldn't stand the smell of Chinese medicine.

However, there is currently no Western medicine.Therefore, he can only know the medicinal materials as much as possible to avoid letting himself drink the boy's urine by mistake.

Well, virgin pissing is not acceptable either!