Have you been harassed by that senior too?

[Small Theater 1] Gift from the River God

One day, Fei Liang and his senior were sightseeing along the banks of the Mississippi River, when the senior suddenly stumbled and fell into the river.

Fei Liang was shocked, and was about to take off his clothes and jump into the river to rescue him, when the river god came out of the water and asked loudly: "Fei Liang, did you lose this charming senior, or did you lose this passionate senior? If you answer correctly, I will return it to you."

Fei Liang took off half of his clothes, carefully examined the two seniors brought by the River God, and shook his head.

"Neither, what I lost was the senior who landed in the light speed freestyle swimming and was drying the clothes and grilling fish for me."

On another day, the senior and Fei Liang were walking by the Thame X River, and Fei Liang accidentally fell into the water.

The senior leaned on the railing and glanced at the river, took out his mobile phone and was about to call the police, when the river god came out of the water and asked loudly: "Xuanzhu, did you lose this naturally beautiful Fei Liang, who is loved by everyone, or did you lose this talented and invincible man?" What about the rival Filian? By the way, no matter how you answer, I will give you these two."

The senior looked at the River God, sighed, and put the phone back in his pocket, "...Have you played enough?"

River God: "Eh? Senior, how do you know it's mine??"

[Small Theater 2] Victims of Urban Strange Talk

Recently, a saying suddenly popped up in the room: at the crossroads in the middle of the night, take a book to cover your face, wait until a pair of feet appear in the field of vision, stop in front of you, you can ask him the question you want to know the most, and his answer All will be realized one by one.But remember not to be greedy, otherwise he will turn into a female ghost in white clothes and long hair, and it will be difficult for the questioner to escape her pursuit.

At a certain intersection, Fei Liang held a book in front of his face, waited and waited, and finally someone appeared in front of him.

"Um, can I ask you a question?"

Before the other party answered, Fei Liang said impatiently: "That's right, I have been with the senior for a while, and I have hinted so many times, why is the senior completely unmoved? When I went into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, he naturally began to wipe my back, which was serious; told him to buy lubricating oil, and said that I would rub my whole body for a massage, and he immediately ordered a massage chair, yes, the whole family The kind that can be used. But the more he behaves like this, the more restless I become. Do you think he did it on purpose? Is the sentence for forcing a man from a good family serious? Hey, why don't you speak?"

Too bad, could it be that this ghost is impatient and is about to transform?

Fei Liang secretly moved the book up a little, the white clothes, and the long hair... Fei Liang felt goose bumps.

"Yiyi yah yah yah yah yahyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-senpai!" Throwing away the book, Fei Liang ran wildly in the opposite direction.

Xiao Yiqing: "It's the first time I've seen someone blocking someone else's way and talking so much nonsense... I want to curse."

At another crossroads, Xuanzhu walked with his head down when he was suddenly stopped by a strange woman.

The woman covered her face with a book, and said timidly, "Please, may I ask, can you answer my question?"

Can't find where the station is?Pitiful.Xuanzhu thought so, and said, "Yes."

Woman: "I have always had a crush on Li, who is a good basketball player in the class next door. May I ask if he also likes me in his heart?"

Xuanzhu: "You don't even have the courage to confess, no one will like you."

Woman: "I heard that the final high-level math test was very difficult. I'm a little worried. Will I fail?"

Xuanzhu: "If you have time to study in the classroom instead of reviewing, if you come to the street to play until late, you will definitely fail."

Woman: "Excuse me, are you a god or a ghost?"

Xuanzhu: "Neither. Those two don't have time to answer these boring questions, trust me."

The next day, Fei Liang was notified to lead someone at the police station. He was anxious all the way, and when he entered the door, he saw the senior sleeping soundly under a blanket.

The policeman on duty said that he was chased and beaten all the way last night.