Common cause

Criminal investigation team meeting room.

Xiang Yuan lingered, and made a wish before entering the door: he hoped that there would be a few women in the team.After all, he is used to hiding his gender and living with women.

Pushing open the door to Yuanyuan, there was only one person sitting at the head of the conference table, a man in a leather jacket. He was in his early forties, giving a weather-beaten first impression.

The man smiled at him, continued to lie on his stomach and played with his mobile phone, and at the same time kept laughing and laughing. With his mature and handsome image, Xiang Yuan felt a little horrified.

The two were relatively silent, and at this moment someone opened the door and came in.The person who came was a little old man with a round face, who looked like a strange-smelling soybean to Xiang Yuan.

Strange Hudou stood at the door and said, "Hello, I am the captain of this brigade, and the two of you will be colleagues of our team from now on."

Then a few people came out from behind Guaiwei Hudou, and stood still one by one. Xiang Yuan was dazzled. It's Wen Jie, he's a transferred officer—everyone sit down!"

Just as Xiang Yuan sat down firmly, there was a fat man next to him who enthusiastically came to shake hands with him.

The fat man smiled pleasantly: "Hello," the fat man pointed to himself, "it's hard to remember the name, just call it Fatty." The fat man pointed to the other two, "This is Xiao Jiang, and this is Dalong."

Xiao Jiang is a burly young man with an innocent face, while Da Long is a middle-aged man who looks like he can't be beaten.

Strange-smelling Hudou seemed to be busy with business, blushed and was about to leave again. When he opened the door, he said: "Everyone communicate! Fatty communicates with new colleagues, pay attention to language, and be careful to practice your materials."

The fat man graciously agreed.

The fat man knew each other very well, and soon urged everyone to reveal their secrets to each other. Only then did Xiang Yuan know that the fat man Xiao Jiang and Da Long were transferred from other brigades, and they knew each other at first. The three of them seemed to be entering high school. After that, on the first day of school, I found that my deskmate was as sweet as my primary school classmates.

Wen Jie was a transfer student from another province, and Xiang Yuan was even worse, a foreign student.

A few people exchanged pleasantries, and within 10 minutes, the team became lively.

Fatty slapped his leg and said: "The sub-bureau can't hold it. They said they sent some people up today. I almost forgot!"

Xiao Jiang is gearing up, and Dalong is eager to try.

The fat man said: "Yuan'er and Lao Wen are newcomers, follow along first, there is a lot of knowledge here..."

When I got to the detention room, I saw that there were many detainees, some were chained to benches, some were chained to radiators, and most of them were still chained to the waist and squatted on the ground in a long line.

Xiao Jiang yelled and kicked, forcing the people on the ground to change their positions. Sometimes they lined up into a single character, and sometimes into a human character. Everyone hurriedly changed, complaining endlessly.

The fat man pointed at those people and said, "Yuan'er, Lao Wen, let me tell you, don't think that what they committed is all shit, check the fingerprints carefully, maybe you can find two who have committed serious crimes."

He poked Dalong with his elbow: "That's right!"

Dalong echoed: "That's not true. Many big cases are broken like this. Our team caught a car thief before, but after checking the fingerprints, we found that the man had killed someone in Guisui, killing his family!"

Wen Jie said, "Fuck me."

The fat man looked smug, and continued: "On the contrary, it is the kind of big case that alarmed the Party Central Committee. It may not be the right one to catch the brothers, because the pressure is too great, and everyone wants to solve the case. Going the wrong way."

Wen Jie said: "I | Fuck!"

Dalong repeated: "That's not true."

The fat man asked, "Why doesn't Yuan'er respond?"

Xiang Yuan was facing a person sitting on the ground. The man was in tattered clothes, his horse was thin and long-haired, and his hand was handcuffed on the stainless steel bench. He was staring at Xiang Yuan with interest.

Xiang Yuan suddenly came to his senses, and his voice sounded like a mosquito: "I | Fuck."

Everyone laughed.

On a busy afternoon, Xiang Yuan Wenjie followed Dalong to learn how to take pictures, extract fingerprints, and compare them with the existing fingerprints in the database. A provincial robber, an adulterer with a military wife.

When Xiang Yuan registered the record, the cross-province robber—that is, the one who admired each other with Xiang Yuan earlier, said, "It's because I haven't dealt with Lei Zi for a long time, or what's going on?"

The adulterer complimented: "Brother, what do you mean?"

The robber lowered his jaw and pointed at Yuan: "Look at this kid, how does he look like those gangsters?"

Wen Jie was lighting a cigarette, and pointed at the robbers with the cigarette between two fingers: "You don't look like these thieves."

The robber nodded slightly: "You praise me."

Seeing Wen Jie smoking, the adulterer hurriedly took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket to pay respects to the robber. Wen Jie strode forward and snatched the cigarette away.

Wen Jie scolded: "Give back the cigarettes to your mother, and when you go to the detention center, you won't even have a dog|puss left!"

The fat man was counting people on the side, and now he heard the words and praised: "Hey, old news! It's only been a few hours, it looks like a policeman!"

Wen Jie said happily: "A military and police family!"

Fatty is also happy: "Yuaner has to continue studying!" He said "study" as "xiáo practice".

Xiang Yuan buried his head in typing and replied softly, "Hey."

At seven or eight o'clock in the evening, a group of ghosts and snake spirits were finally sent away. The fat man strongly suggested that they should welcome the new brothers, and that several people should go to the party to celebrate, which was unanimously agreed by everyone (and Xiang Yuan's tacit approval).

When we arrived at the barbecue stand, the fat man waved his hand and ordered wine skewers. While waiting, Xiao Jiang said, "Brother Wen, tell us something interesting about being a soldier."

Wen Jie said: "What's so interesting about being a soldier? Only scumbags who can't read books go to the army, right Xiaoyuan!"

Before Xiang Yuan answered, Xiao Jiang sighed: "When I was young, I really wanted to be a soldier, and I even went for the medical examination, but I didn't pass it, so I was very envious."

Wen Jie was curious: "Why haven't you passed?"

The fat man smirked: "The kidney is not good! Come on, Jiang Er, hurry up and eat a bunch of big kidneys to make up for it."

Xiao Jiang took the roasted lamb kidney, and quickly stuffed the kidney into the fat man's mouth.

Several people laughed, and Wen Jie said with a smile: "It's funny if you ask, ahem, I know one."

Everyone concentrated on listening to Jie's story.

Wen Jie said: "When I first joined the army, there was a man in the class next to ours, and he had three eggs—"

The fat man burst into laughter with a "puchi", and then Xiao Jiang controlled him, not allowing him to laugh out loud.

Xiao Jiang said: "Three eggs, and then?"

Wen Jie continued: "He was very troubled by this, and one day he hinted to his upper berth that 'we have five eggs together.'"

Dalong sprayed hops from his nose, and Xiao Jiang blocked his nostrils, controlling the situation well.

Xiao Jiang said: "It adds up to five, then what?!"

Wen Jie continued: "He was on the upper bunk and said in surprise, 'You only have one?!'"

A moment of silence.

Then several people burst into laughter, the table was slapped loudly, passers-by looked sideways, and they all moved forward at a faster speed.

Fatty struggled to get up, made a toast with trembling flowers, and toasted Wen Jie with Xiao Jiang Dalong.As for everyone's amazing co-production, Wen Jie was flattered, so he had to tell several military anecdotes in succession to give back to everyone.

Or maybe it is said that people in Haimen are poor, even if you can tell from their accents that they are not necessarily locals, the poor and funny temperament of Haimen is still deeply rooted in the image of these new colleagues.

While toasting and drinking, Xiang Yuan shoveled the skewers in a plain manner, and heard several people around cheering for a certain organ of the cow. He felt that Wen Jie had become the spiritual leader of this group of people, and at the same time felt a little dreamlike.

Xiang Yuan bid farewell to everyone in a dream, and went home alone. It wasn't until he leaned his head on the sofa and the WeChat bell rang that he felt a little return of humanity.

He clicked on the WeChat group of the four beauties.

Sister Yang said, Yuanyuan went to work on the first day, how did she feel?Hurry up and share.

Sister Lin said, I said, Yuanyuan, you have to establish a good relationship with your colleagues over there, divide the work and cooperate, you think, I use my brains, and the increase in the detection rate is hard to beat.

Sister Liu said, I'm sorry I fell asleep last night.

Immediately afterwards, an excellent article shared by Sister Liu jumped into my eyes. The title was "Traditional Chinese Medicine Talks about Health | Eat XX after autumn, ginseng is not as good as it!" "Xiang Yuan let go of his hand, knocked his phone on the coffee table, and then fell to the ground again. He sighed, opened his mouth slightly, and closed his eyes irrevocably.