Huang Yi's Meng Qingfan

In room 302 on the third floor of the boys' dormitory building of University A, a sudden burst of laughter pierced the dawn sky, and the sun that had just risen was almost scared back.

Huang Yi held his head in his arms, tears streaming down his face, and the other two people in the dormitory except him and Erhei were rolling on the bed with their stomachs in their arms, laughing one after another.

"Do the three of you still have a conscience, who are you laughing at?" Huang Yi held his head and shouted unbearably.

Things go back to 10 minutes ago.

As a child living in the upper bunk for the first time, Huang Yi's IQ is always low. In the words of the dormitory uncle, when Huang Yi graduates, the roof above his head will probably have to be repaired.

Today is Friday, after no class in the morning, you can go home after washing up, Huang Yi deliberately set the alarm clock forward for a while to go home early to see Meng Qingfan.

As soon as the alarm clock sounded at [-]:[-], Huang Yi straightened up and sat up. After putting on half of his sleeves, he picked up the pants next to him and stood up. With a bang, Huang Yi dropped his pants and squatted on the bed with his head covered.

Er Hei, who was on the opposite bed, was in a drowsy sleep, and was immediately awakened by the sound. He turned over and sat up, closed his eyes, shook the pillow cover on one side, and started to shake it wildly, shouting, "The gorilla is out of the mountain! The gorilla is out of the mountain! "

So the remaining two didn't have to sleep anymore, they were out of breath from laughing, Erhei stopped his hands and rubbed his blurred eyes and asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"

Huang Yi on the opposite side didn't even bother to put on his pants, so he rushed over and pinched Er Hei's neck, angrily said, "You're a gorilla! Your whole family is a gorilla!"

Erhei rolled his eyes and glared at Dahei at the bottom, shouting, "You still don't come to help me! Do you want to lose such a cute, kind, gentle and generous brother, huh?"

Dahei froze for three seconds, quickly lifted the quilt and rushed into the sanitary napkin, and then bursts of vomiting sounded from the bathroom.

Huang Yi let go of Er Hei's neck and patted him on the face, and said earnestly, "Son, you can grow some snacks!" Then he crawled back to his bed with his butt pouted in his underwear.

Huang Yi took the mobile phone next to him, quickly brewed up his mood, pressed a series of numbers, and dialed the number. As soon as the call was connected, Huang Yi whimpered and said in a crying voice: "Qingqing, I can't accompany you in the future, you have to take care, the doctor said I'm out of my mind..."

Before Huang Yi finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter from the opposite side, "Huang Yi? Is your brain broken? Has your brain recovered? Haha... Looking for Fanfan? He's still sleeping, that's it, bye!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Huang Yi threw down the phone and began to hang down the wall, it was that little bastard An Yi again!He ran to seduce Qingqing again!It's just too shameless!

Jiang Shu, who was on Huang Yi's lower bunk, gave two poohs, and couldn't bear it anymore, climbed up to the second bunk, and stuffed Huang Yi, who had intermittent seizures, into the quilt and pressed him tightly.He just yawned, who did he provoke?A mouthful of white wall skin fell off.

"Xiao Shuzi, I handed over my mobile phone to you. If my old man calls, he will say that I was in..." Huang Yi stretched out a hand with difficulty and took the mobile phone to check the time. He said sadly: "In 2017 Passed away at 4:1 am on April 22."

Jiang Shu shook his head helplessly, took Huang Yi's mobile phone and climbed down. In the past six months, he has figured out the rules. Whenever he meets a man named An Yi, Huang Yi will have intermittent seizures, especially when this man named An Yi When the man was with his adoptive father, barrister Meng Qingfan.

An hour later, Huang Yi's phone rang, and the screen flashed two large characters, Qingqing.

Jiang Shu didn't even open his eyes, and repeated exactly what Huang Yi said just now. The phone was strangely quiet for a minute, and then a very magnetic voice came out, "Tell Xiao Yi that I'm downstairs in the dormitory. , let him pack it up."

"Oh well."

Jiang Shu hung up the phone and leaned out half of his body. With one hand propped on the ground, he twisted [-] degrees with difficulty, and shouted at the upper bunk, "Huang Yi, your dad said he was downstairs."

"Oh."

"Ah."

"Ahh! Downstairs, did he really say it was downstairs?" Huang Yi lifted the quilt and put on his pants, and there was another loud bang.

Next to Erhei was another carp, but this time he didn't take the pillow towel, but raised the pillow and threw it at Huang Yi, "Ah! Big..."

"Your sister's orangutan! Go to sleep!" Huang Yi swiftly knocked Er Hei down with a pillow and quickly climbed off the bed.

It took less than 10 minutes to wash and change clothes, and all the seniors recognized that Huang Yi, a fresh meat department, was standing at the door of the dormitory building with a new look.

However, Huang Yi just wants to pull the erhu and put on black sunglasses at this time, and sing a sad song: "Little cabbage~ Dilihuang~"

Looking at the five words on the phone, "Happy April Fool's Day!" Huang Yi yelled at the grove in front of the dormitory: "Meng Qingfan! You lied to me!"

The windows of the entire boys' dormitory building were opened several times and water poured down to wash their feet, and the birds in the grove suddenly flew into chaos. Fortunately, Huang Yi hid quickly, otherwise today would be a doomed day!

Meng Qingfan, who had had enough laughing, wiped the physical tears from the corners of his eyes and came out from the back corner of the dormitory, carrying a box of Siu Mai in his hand.

"The skill is pretty good."

Huang Yi heard the voice behind him, turned around pitifully and looked at Meng Qingfan, quickly squeezed out two tears, and said with a puckered mouth: "I won't take you like this."

Meng Qingfan walked up to Huang Yi with a smile and reached out to wipe away the tears that had been squeezed out of his face, then hugged him in his arms, and said, "Reciprocity, don't you also play with me in the morning?"

Huang Yi snorted in his heart, what a narrow-minded man!

"Why is An Yi at our house in the morning?" Huang Yi asked while eating the siu mai Meng Qingfan brought.

"He stayed at our house yesterday." Meng Qingfan looked at the rearview mirror and said indifferently.

Huang Yi quickly sprang up a small flame, and his head was filled with black smoke!

"Why does he want to live in our house? It's not like he doesn't have a place to live!" An Yi, a vixen, a stinky mistress, a stinky shemale, a stinky shameless...

Just as Huang Yi was contemplating the hundredth word to scold An Yi, Meng Qingfan glanced at him and explained: "I drank too much yesterday, and he sent me back."

"You drank too much?" Huang Yi trembled all over, and then the scene of An Yi crawling on Meng Qingfan's body was automatically played in his mind, it was really his uncle's chill!

"Well, he came to celebrate the [-]th anniversary of the establishment of the studio yesterday, and I asked him to take me back when I drank too much. Is there any problem?"

Huang Yi thought to himself: There's a big problem!And is Qingqing beating around the bush and saying that he didn't congratulate him?The problem is that he really doesn't know!

"Then why didn't you find a substitute driver? And why didn't he go home after sending you back?" Huang Yi asked loudly, his face flushed.

Meng Qingfan, who was driving, glanced at Huang Yi inexplicably and said, "Why did someone take me home to find a substitute driver? And the siu mai you ate was the money you saved by not hiring a substitute driver yesterday."

Huang Yi: "..."

"He didn't go home because I vomited, so he stayed and took care of me." Meng Qingfan parked the car in the parking space and asked again: "Xiao Yi, why do you hate An Yi so much?"

Huang Yi is so angry that he can't get angry. Isn't it natural to hate things like rivals in love?What else needs to be said openly and honestly?

"It's nothing." Huang Yi opened the car door and walked towards the elevator angrily, feeling so aggrieved to death.

Meng Qingfan, who was standing at the door of the car, looked at the direction where Huang Yi disappeared for a long while before moving towards the elevator. What's wrong with An Yi?It seems not?

Fortunately, Huang Yi didn't have mind-reading skills, otherwise he would vomit three liters of blood on the spot when he heard this sentence, and explode to death!

As soon as Huang Yi opened the door, he was embraced by someone. An Yi felt that it didn't feel right and quickly let go. Seeing that it was Huang Yi, he patted his clothes in disgust.

Huang Yi: "!"

Life is really impossible!Angrily, Huang Yi turned around with his schoolbag on his back and walked away. After taking four or five steps, he turned around with a bright smile and walked back towards An Yi.

Huang Yi sat down on the ground not far from An Yi, his eyes turned red instantly, and tears rolled down his fair cheeks like broken threads.

Meng Qingfan came up and saw this scene, and quickly picked up Huang Yi who was on the ground and said to An Yi, who was smiling at the door, "Why do you keep bullying him? No wonder Xiao Yi doesn't like you."

An Yi was dumbfounded, pointing to Huang Yi and pointing to himself, speechless for a long time.

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Happy April Fools' Day, babies!

ps: Yi (yi) four tones

pps: An Yi is not a mistress, don't hate himヽ(≧Д≦)ノ