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He should have been nervous, but the current situation made Lu Zhou unable to brew emotions even if he wanted to be nervous.Because—the way Bi Fang's red hair curls up when he gets angry is really funny.

What's even more funny is that he tried desperately to suppress the red hair, but he couldn't succeed no matter what.

As a result, what would have been a tense meeting turned into "please start your show".

Bi Fang's personality is impulsive, but he is not stupid.Looking at the lineups on both sides, I knew that I couldn't fight, so I didn't want to fight anymore.But he refused to give up, and said to Su Xuemeng while pressing his hair: "You, find a time to go to the Demon Management Bureau to file. The monsters that have not registered belong to black households! Black households are not within the protection of the Demon Management Bureau!"

Su Xuemeng didn't show any face, and sneered, "I need your protection?"

Bi Fang said lightly: "If you successfully cross the tribulation and become a sky fox, it's not necessary."

It is said that poking people does not poke lungs, and exposing people does not expose weaknesses.As a result, Bi Fang stepped on Su Xuemeng's sore spot with one bite.

Su Xuemeng's expression changed immediately.

However, Bi Fang is not over yet.

go on:

"By the way, you came to the entertainment industry without saying hello. You make us very difficult for the Demon Management Bureau, do you know that? If a demon enters the human entertainment circle, it has to go through a lot of audits. It doesn't mean you can enter it. Otherwise, you will show your feet. If something unnatural happens, just wiping our butts will kill us!"

Bi Fang talked one by one about the Demon Management Bureau so smoothly that he completely forgot how he firmly refused when Qingluan invited him to work in the Demon Management Bureau, and even avoided it.

Bi Fang said a set of words, set a set of rules, said one person and several monsters.

Lu Zhou was amazed, there are so many rules in the Demon Management Bureau!It sounds like a formal institution.

Xu Qing frowned: So Bi Fang was chattering?

What Su Xue dreams about is that this guy is so annoying, she should be beaten up and thrown out.

The nightmare couldn't help but yawned.

Fortunately, Bi Fang didn't remember many rules. After talking for about 5 minutes, he concluded his statement. The general meaning was that if Xu Qing and the others want to hang out in the human world, they must first go to the Demon Management Bureau to say hello.

The ears are finally clean!This is the voice of one person and three monsters.

"Finished?" Xu Qing asked.

Bi Fang thought for a while, and said, "It's almost there. Wait for Qingluan to add anything I didn't mention."

Xu Qing nodded: "Okay, then you can rest assured."

Shrimp?

The red hair on Bi Fang's head, which had been pushed down with great difficulty, rose again because of this sentence.

To be honest, fighting is fine, but you have to fight to the point of death emmm...

Now Bi Fang really wants to send Xu Qing a word: It is not easy to cultivate, but to practice and to cherish.

Lu Zhou was taken aback. He never expected that the feud between Xu Qing, Bi Fang, and Qing Luan had risen to a fatal stage.But Bi Fang didn't seem to have any hatred for Xu Qing, he couldn't help asking: "What happened to you before?"

Bi's expression became very strange in an instant, Xu Qing didn't speak, but just snorted from his nostrils, with an expression that needs to be explained?

The reaction of the two demons has to make people imagine.

Among them, the most imaginative one is the nightmare.

The nightmare had been sleeping with Lu Zhou before it took shape, and Lu Zhou's little manga, the nightmare, had been read without missing a beat.Full of stories, full of love love love.

Seeing the situation now, I couldn't help blurting out: "Have you ever...loved? Hate came from love!"

After finishing speaking, he immediately turned his head to look at Lu Zhou, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I don't know the boss has ever had a past, otherwise I wouldn't help the boss chase you."

Xu Qing and Bi Fang said at the same time, "...shut up!!!"

Why are you stealing my lines?

The two monsters looked at each other, sparks flew everywhere, and they scolded the nightmare together: "If you don't understand, don't speak indiscriminately!"

A nightmare with a flat mouth.The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say anything.

He staggered to the side of Lu Zhou.

Lu Zhou pressed his brows with some headaches, and turned his gaze to Xu Qing: "What's going on, please tell me first."

Su Xuemeng added with a look of watching the excitement and not thinking it was a big deal: "Don't worry, you are not the first to encounter the problem of unbreakable old love. If you have any troubles, tell us, and we will help you solve it."

Both Xu Qing and Bi Fang's faces were too dark.

Good question, why did you turn in this direction?

I will fall in love with him?

The two demons cast a contemptuous look at each other at the same time.

Because Bi Fang was actually in a dazed state from the beginning to the end of this incident. He just rushed forward when he saw a fight and hadn't moved for a long time.As for why he fought and where Taotie's hatred came from, he had no idea.

Shut up and listen quietly.

Xu Qing had no intention of explaining it, especially the absurd conjecture of the nightmare, which made him sick to the core.But looking at the little boss, he also looks like he wants to know the whole story, so let's talk about it.It's just a matter of one sentence.

"The enmity between me and them is because they once wanted to kill me." Xu Qing said.

"Ah?" Lu Zhou opened his mouth wide, never expecting it to be like this.

This... Aren't Bi Fang and Qingluan in charge of the Demon Management Bureau?

It stands to reason that being in charge of such an organization is at least the right way.

how come?

But looking at Xu Qing's expression, there was no intention of joking.

It has risen to the height of life and death, Xu Qing will never aim at it indiscriminately.Thinking of this, Lu Zhou immediately moved close to Xu Qing's side, keeping a distance from Bi Fang.

Although Su Xuemeng didn't move, but she looked at Bi Fang with a full expression: I didn't expect you to be like this!

Dislike, despise.

The nightmare looked guilty: "I'm sorry boss, I missed you."

The corner of Xu Qing's mouth twitched, holding back what he was about to say.He was afraid that if he didn't hold back his complaints, the nightmare would cry on the spot.The heartache that I had finally accumulated at the little boss's place disappeared immediately.

As soon as Xu Qing's truth came out, the opposite became clear immediately.

However, Bi Fang said that it was not my fault, and he was determined not to blame it.

Being inexplicably stigmatized by such a stigma made Bi Fang extremely upset.

He didn't care if his hair was straight, he looked at Xu Qing with fiery eyes and asked, "You are still gluttonous, and you actually do some deeds to slander a good monster for no reason!"

"You said that Qingluan and I killed you, what is the evidence?"

Xu Qing was startled by his straightforward shout.He didn't expect that Bi Fang would have the cheek to deny it when facing a party like himself.

evidence?hehe.

"I am the evidence." Xu Qing said.

Bi Fang curled his mouth, obviously not convinced, "You say yes, why should you believe me? Because you are tall, strong, and big?"

This is a bit of a rascal.

Seeing him so stubbornly denying it, Xu Qing's stubbornness also came.He must be made to "remember" his evil deeds back then!

"Can't remember? Very good, then I'll help you recall the memory." The incident at the beginning was deeply etched in Xu Qing's mind, and he dared not forget it for a moment.You must know that if Lu Zhou hadn't rescued him at that time, he would have disappeared by now.Where is there any chance to kill the enemy now?

He wanted Bi Fang to pay in blood, and he wanted him to pay clearly!

"That's ten..."

A series of rapid phone ringtones interrupted Xu Qing's speech.The ringtone came from Bi Fang's trouser pocket.

Bi Fang innocently took out his mobile phone: "My manager is calling."

What?broker?

Lu Zhou rubbed his ears. If his understanding is correct, this role usually appears on stars.So, this red-haired Bi Fang's identity in the human world is... a star?

Now the monsters really know how to play.