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The fur is smooth and soft to the touch.Other than that, nothing special.

Lu Zhou pinched his tail in his hand and looked at it for a while, but he couldn't see anything, so he put it in his trouser pocket and continued to organize things.

After tidying up the master bedroom and tidying up the living room, however——still found nothing.

Lu Zhou sat down on the sofa discouragedly.He really couldn't understand what was going on, but he went out in the middle of the night and lost a monster when he came back home!

But for this matter, there was no warning in advance!

However, having said that, if there is an omen first, Lu Zhou will not be running around like a headless chicken at this time.

In the Fairy Bureau.

Seeing his friend staring around the cage, Bi Fang felt agitated, so he stretched out his hand to block his eyes, and said, "What are you going to do with it? If you want to let him go or kill him, it's your attitude!"

kill?

As soon as he heard the words that smelt of blood foam, the nightmare shrank in fright. The body of the original Q-bomb tightened up, and the poking feeling was not so good.

The long-haired young man withdrew his hand, looked at Bi Fang, and said in an unhurried tone: "What are you busy with, I haven't seen a fresh little demon for a long time, I want to stay for a few more days."

Fresh?Aren't these all words to describe ingredients?

The nightmare was already scared, but now it trembled even more.

Fortunately, he still remembered that his backer was very strong, and he threatened the two of them with a trembling voice: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp." The translation is: You, you can't mess with me!My boss is very powerful, if I lose a hair, my boss will definitely beat you all up.

When Bi Fang heard the "chirp" sound, his brain hurt, and he slapped the cage heavily: "If you make any more noise, I'll take you out and kill you right now!"

The nightmare shut up aggrievedly.

The long-haired young man shook his head helplessly at Bi Fang: "It's been so many years, and I still have such a bad temper."

After finishing speaking, he said gently to the nightmare in the cage: "Don't be afraid, we are good monsters."

The nightmare's body trembled.The heart is capitalized unbelief.Can it be good to talk about killing monsters at every turn?

However, the nightmare didn't stop complaining, when he saw the long-haired young man cast an incomprehensible spell and opened the cage that trapped him.The nightmare was stunned, thinking about the origin of this long-haired young man, he was so powerful that he forgot to run away.When he reacted, he was already held in the palm of the long-haired youth.

"What kind of monster are you?"

"Maybe it took shape?"

The young man with long hair asked two questions in a row, and his attitude was very friendly.

The nightmare was originally very nervous, and his emotions gradually relaxed.

The nightmare played tricks, and replied in a childish voice: "I am a monster who specializes in weaving dreams for people, and I can't take shape yet."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the red-haired, grumpy guy next to him smiled coldly.

The smile appeared out of nowhere, and the nightmare's heart trembled, and he didn't know what he was laughing at.But after telling a lie, I feel guilty first.

The long-haired young man has probably been used to his companion's irregular convulsions for a long time, completely ignoring his sneer, nodded to the nightmare and said: "Since you haven't transformed yet, then stay at the Demon Management Bureau. A little demon like you It's dangerous to be out there alone."

How does this work!

Without his sister-in-law, without a humanoid cultivation accelerator, what year and month will he be able to improve his cultivation?

The nightmare was afraid that he would really be left behind, so he hurriedly said, "I'm not alone, I'm with the boss."

"Oh?" The long-haired youth looked surprised, "Are there other nightmares?"

The nightmare said proudly: "No, my boss is Taotie."

"Gaotie?" The long-haired youth didn't change his face, Bi Fang was surprised first.That surprised look, as if Taotie shouldn't exist anymore.

He snatched the nightmare from the long-haired young man, pinched its small body and yelled fiercely: "You little demon, you are so bold, you dare to lie! How could Taotie accept you as a younger brother!"

This question was also something that the nightmare itself hadn't figured out.But it doesn't matter if he can't figure it out, the red-haired man clearly looked down on him and felt that he was not worthy of following the boss.

Outrageous!

Back then, the boss fell in love with him first and asked him to be his younger brother!

This red-haired person dares to look down on him!

Feeling excited, the nightmare completely forgot his previous plan to pretend to be a pity and get away. Taking advantage of the moment of relaxation, he broke free and fell to the ground, turning into a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy with a tender and round face. Anyone who looks at the eyes will give a "smart" praise.

It's a pity that this smart and beautiful boy's eyes were red with righteousness at the moment, pointed at Bi Fang with a finger, and said loudly: "You know what a fart! Seeing that you have nothing to do with a bunch of red hair, you must be a demon with poor aptitude and uneducated." .You can be jealous of others if you have no skills, you are really awesome!"

Bi Xianglai always throws his fist at the slightest disagreement, and never scolds anyone. He usually doesn't give people a chance to scold him, and beats them half to death first.

Unexpectedly, for a moment of carelessness today, a little goblin with no deep knowledge pointed at his nose and scolded him.

If this spreads out, what is his majesty!

Bi Fang was really angry, and the red hair in his hair burned like a fire.He reached out and grabbed the Nightmare Tapir's neck, and the Nightmare Tapir found that he couldn't move.

The long-haired young man saw that Bi Fang had murderous intent, and hurried to stop him.But Bi Fang was already close to the Nightmare Tapir, so there was no way he could stop his attack.

The mengmo was scared out of his wits, and his previous temperament was so frightened that he went to Java.At the critical moment, there was only one thought in the chaotic mind. Seeing that he was about to die here, the nightmare simply yelled out that thought: "Sister-in-law, save me, me, me!!!"

The tone of the last word "I" is particularly high-pitched. If it weren't for the mystery of this place, the attention of people on the street outside would have been attracted by his voice.

A miracle happened.

With this roar, Bi Fang, who was full of murderous intent, stopped his hands and stared at the nightmare with a strange expression, but he didn't say a word.

The long-haired young man saw that the crisis was over, but he didn't dare to let the nightmare get closer to him. He stepped between the two monsters, faced Bi Fang, and said to the nightmare: "Since you have a human form, you should first Follow me to file. Only demons registered with the Demon Management Bureau can walk in the human world."

This is the first time the nightmare has heard of the name Demon Management Bureau.I don't know what it is for.However, he fell into the hands of two strange monsters inexplicably, and he didn't know if they were the same as the one who broke into the house and took him away. The vigilance in his heart has not been relaxed.

Now hearing that this gentle-looking man with a very kind expression wanted to take him to another place, he wondered in his heart that they were going to take him to a place where the boss couldn't find him, so naturally he refused to leave.

However, the difference in strength between myself and them is too big, so I refuse directly, or I will be dragged away violently, so I have to find a way to ease it.

The nightmare had an idea, and said: "My boss hasn't registered yet, why don't we wait here for my boss to come, and go to file together."

"Can you contact your boss?" the long-haired youth asked.

The nightmare patted his chest and said, "Of course. I have a contract with the boss. I'll send him a message right now."

"Okay, let's wait." The long-haired young man quickly agreed, with a kind smile on his face.

But Bi Fang laughed again in a ambiguous way, seeing that the nightmare could not be called Taotie.

The nightmare thought for a moment in his heart, and didn't care about the red hair.When the boss came, he slapped him in the face.Ignoring Bi Fang's attitude, he quickly contacted Xu Qing.