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"One, two, three...twelve."

"... six, eight... twelve."

"Twelve again! How could this be?" Lu Zhou frowned and sat cross-legged on the ground, with his pure love comic book in front of him.He had a puzzled expression on his face, because no matter how he counted, one book was missing.That's weird, he obviously packed all the books away.Could it be that he misremembered the amount?

I looked carefully at the covers of each book, and found that my favorite books were all there, probably because I really remembered it wrong.I was too nervous at the time, always worried that Xu Qing would come in and find out, so I had two purposes.While counting, he paid attention to the movement in the living room.

After the alarm was lifted, Lu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief.Carefully found another place to hide the comic books, thinking about buying a big bookcase, and walked out of the house.

Xu Qing was no longer in the living room, and there was no one in the kitchen, but the basin and chopsticks were well placed.

Lu Zhou rolled up his sleeves and went to wash the basin first, only to find that there were still drops of water on the basin, which seemed to have been rinsed, but no detergent was used, and it was a bit greasy.He squeezed a little ginger-flavored detergent to create bubbles, and cleaned the basin inside and out.He washed his hands again, wiped them off, went out, hesitated for a while, and knocked on Xu Qing's door.

Xu Qing's voice came out vaguely from inside: "Boss?"

"Hmm. Are you asleep?" Lu Zhou asked.

Xu Qing didn't answer, but there was the sound of shoes being put on in the room, and then the sound of footsteps approaching the door.Click, the door was opened, Xu Qing bent over and poked her head out, "Boss, what do you do?"

not at all.

He just found it strange that he went to bed so early, so he came to ask if he was not feeling well.However, seeing his energetic appearance, his eyes bright like a hungry wolf looking for food in the dark, Lu Zhou's heart couldn't help shaking, and he waved his hands in a panic: "It's okay, it's okay. I just came to ask." After finishing speaking, he turned around quickly ran back to his house.

Xu Qing was already a little used to the boss's anomaly today, so he didn't think much about it. He retracted his head, closed the door, jumped onto the bed with a groan, picked up the book that he only read at the beginning, and continued to read it with relish.While watching, bring the protagonist inside into himself and the little boss.

When the little shou inside was pushed against the wall by Xiao Gong and forced to kiss, Xu Qing couldn't help but also licked his lips, imagining that he was kissing the little boss.In the end, he was too absorbed in his thoughts, and he accidentally... leaked himself.

Damn, why so fast!Xu Qing was annoyed.

The released nightmare was lying on the head of the bed. Seeing this scene, he laughed unceremoniously and rolled over with laughter.

Xu Qing glared at him with a red face, and the nightmare quickly pretended to be dead.It's just that it doesn't look like it, and the black mist trembles from time to time.

Xu Qing: "..."

Putting the book down on his lap, Xu Qing folded his hands behind his head and leaned against the head of the bed, smacking his lips constantly to recall the scene he imagined in his mind just now.He was a little excited, he didn't know that people and people could do so many things.It's such a blessing to be able to kiss and touch!He thought being together meant eating together and sleeping together (sleeping while chatting and sleeping together).I didn't expect... there can be so many tricks.

He couldn't wait to get the little boss a try.

"Hey, when will you be able to create dreams again?" Xu Qing stretched out a finger and poked the nightmare on the ground.

The voice of the nightmare was listless: "It will take a month at least."

"It's been so long!" Xu Qing said loudly, very upset.

The nightmare was extremely wronged: "I want to hurry up too, but there is no aura and no food in this place. I can take care of my body in a month and I feel that I am really great."

The implication is, don't blame me, I really did my best.

When Xu Qing thought that he would have to wait a month before entering the little boss's dream to ask how to pursue him, and how long it would take to catch him according to the method, Xu Qing felt very annoyed.

Couldn't there be some way for him to have a sweet and loving relationship with the little boss right away?

Speaking of the little boy Nightmare Tapir, Xu Qing was very reluctant to accept it.

If he hadn't been injured, and the Nightmare Tapir was too proficient in stalking and bragging, he wouldn't have nodded softly for a moment.

After nodding, Xu Qing was often regretting, regretting accepting such a little brother who was of no use other than weaving dreams for others.It's not cool to take it out, okay?

When brothers meet each other in the future, they bring a tall and mighty beast, but he is the only one with a little nightmare that is difficult to change form... Don't even think about knowing what kind of ridicule you will receive.

Worry, really worry, when can I find an excuse to kick this little brother off.

Xu Qing despises the nightmare, and the nightmare also has self-knowledge, knowing that it is pure luck that he was able to hug Xu Qing's thick thigh, so he suppressed his energy and showed it.

Now, seeing Xu Qing worrying about pursuing the little boss, Nightmare feels that this is a good opportunity to gain the favor of the boss!The boss is rarely in the human world and doesn't know anything about the human world.He is an old fritter in the mixed world, and he is well-informed!

So, after Xu Qing often sighed, the nightmare no longer lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, but floated up, hovered not far from Xu Qing, and asked enthusiastically, "Boss, Boss, do you have any troubles? "

Isn't this nonsense!

Xu Qing glared at it impatiently, and waved: "Go, go, I'm annoying when I see you."

Uh... I didn't get it right at the beginning.

The nightmare drifted to the side, but was not directly in front of Xu Qing's line of sight.Suppressing the excitement in his heart, the Nightmare Tapir asked a little more bluntly this time: "Boss, I have a lot of methods of courtship in the human world. Do you want it? I guarantee that you will sleep with the little boss immediately."

Immediately?

Xu Qing's ears perked up, and he was refreshed. He quickly sat up straight and said with great interest, "Tell me."

The nightmare twisted its body triumphantly, and began to say in a childish voice: "The most effective way is to go directly."

What the hell!Doesn't he know?

After waiting for a long time, I thought there would be some good idea, but it turned out to be such a bad idea.Xu Qing felt that she was so stupid when she was full of expectations.He wished he could kick the nightmare to the sky immediately.

Seeing Xu Qing's face change, the nightmare immediately knew that he had made a mistake again, and hurriedly made amends: "Ahem, of course, you don't bother to use this method. You have true love for the little boss, and you must use your true love to catch up with the little boss. "

Love?Well, that's a good word.

Xu Qing nodded and softened his expression.

The nightmare measured his thoughts, and continued, "However, ordinary pursuit methods can be effective for at least a year or as long as three to five years. The waiting time is a bit too long. So should we take the usual path?"

"What's the unusual method?" Xu Qing took out a bag of crispy rice from the box next to it, opened it, and ate it while asking the nightmare.

The nightmare was drooling when he smelled the smell of the crispy rice, he really wanted to eat it, okay?However, taking food from the boss's mouth?Unless he thinks his life is too long.

The nightmare had no choice but to focus on giving Xu Qing an idea.

"Let's attack simply and directly! Boss, you have already told the little boss that you like men, but the little boss didn't make it clear. I think you can do this next..."

The nightmare muttered all night, Xu Qing ate snacks all night while listening.When the sky gradually brightened and saw a room full of empty snack bags, Xu Qing panicked rarely.

It's over, he ate the little boss's life, will the little boss kick him out in anger?

Hey, why did you eat so much without paying attention?

Xu Qing couldn't help but glared at the nightmare: "Why don't you know how to persuade me?"

The nightmare is so wronged, boss, you want to eat, can I stop it? Dare I stop it?

Hearing that Lu Zhou seemed to be getting up outside, Xu Qing was even more anxious.Turning around in the room, Liushen was confused: "What should I do? What should I do?"

"Ah, yes, clean up the scene first!" Xu Qing waved at the nightmare.

The nightmare felt that it was not going to be a good thing, and was about to shrink back, when Xu Qing grabbed it with his hand, and all the snack bags floated together, and then he watched the boss put the bunched snack bags on his body, Tell him: "Float out the window and send this garbage to the dumpster downstairs. Be careful not to be seen."

Nightmare tapir: "..." My ancestors were once rich, and they were also famous beasts. Why do I want to be a garbage porter now?Crying, my boss doesn't love me at all!Lanshou, mushrooms!