My customer service is not human

"What should I do if my wife suddenly has a cold war with me? I don't know why she is angry at all."

"Women are really difficult creatures."

"My girlfriend said she loved me very much, but she rejected my marriage proposal. What does that mean?"

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One webpage was opened and another was closed. Although he couldn't find the answer he was looking for in the end, Xu Qing found that his beloved little boss sometimes behaved like a girl.

For example, if you are angry but don't explain the reason, if you disagree with each other, you will have a cold war.

"Hey, what a sweet worry." Xu Qing sighed pretending to be melancholy, but her heart was secretly refreshed.The little boss is willing to scold him like that, and today he brought the wild man home to provoke him, obviously because he still has feelings for him in his heart, but he is just angry for some reason.According to the lessons learned from the Internet, there are two good choices at this time.

One is to find out the reason for her anger and prescribe the right medicine.One is to ignore her, and wait until her anger subsides and the grievance value rises before expressing concern.Don't argue with her when she is angry, let alone make trouble for no reason.Otherwise, it will usher in the end of the world.

The more comfortable way is naturally the latter.However, at the thought of the little boss ignoring her, Xu Qing felt that it was simply unacceptable.

Beckoning the nightmare to come to her side, Xu Qing lowered her voice and asked the same question as Su Xuemeng: "What is a scumbag?"

The nightmare's reaction was much more intense than Su Xuemeng's.He raised his voice all of a sudden, and his cute face was full of condemnation, "Boss, how could you treat sister-in-law like this!"

"You clearly said that sister-in-law is the love of your life, so I agreed to help you chase after sister-in-law. How can you be that kind of scumbag who starts to mess up and ends up abandoning? I really misunderstood you!"

After the nightmare tapir cultivated the body of a young man, his voice changed a lot.When he shouted, the tone was neutral and high, and Xu Qing felt his ears were buzzing.

And the questioning from the nightmare made him very angry. What did he mean when he started chaotically and ended up abandoning him?

"I'm not the one who messed up and abandoned!" Xu Qing felt that it was necessary to prove his innocence.

The nightmare's heartbroken rants just stuck in his throat, and he hiccupped because he was stuck too fast.

"Boss, you mean, sister-in-law has scumbed you?" The nightmare whispered with incredible shock.

Xu Qing was upset, why did the Nightmare Tapir yell so hard when he thought the scumbag was him, and when the target turned into Zhou Zhou, he was scared instantly.Whose younger brother is he?

But Xu Qing didn't think about it, if the nightmare dared to say something bad about Lu Zhou, he would have already beaten the nightmare until it couldn't recognize itself.

"Stop rambling, tell me quickly if you know." Xu Qing urged the nightmare.

The nightmare nodded: "Of course."

"Okay, you analyze it for me, Zhou Zhou called me a scumbag, what might be the reason?" Xu Qing rubbed his chin, he couldn't figure it out.

The face of the nightmare changed instantly, and there was a hint of disgust in his eyes.Sure enough, the boss was unreliable and hurt the sister-in-law.

But forget it, who told him to be the boss he recognized?In order to be able to sit next to sister-in-law in a logical manner, it is absolutely necessary not to let the boss and sister-in-law fall apart.

"Well, boss, you have to tell me what happened between you and sister-in-law recently. If you don't explain clearly, I can't analyze it for you." The nightmare looked sincere.He swears that he definitely didn't say that because of gossip.

Xu Qing didn't hold back either, anyway, he had already told the story once, so he narrated what happened last night.The nightmare listened to his little head bit by bit, and when Xu Qing finished speaking, he thought for a while with a deep look, and said: "I think it may be that sister-in-law misunderstood what you mean, boss?"

Misunderstand?Hmm, I never thought of this possibility.

Xu Qing became interested: "Tell me in detail."

"Try it, it sounds like you plan to sleep with your sister-in-law and refuse to admit it."

Don't you think so!To actually tarnish his feelings for the little boss like this, the nightmare is really impatient!Raising his fist, Xu Qing was about to beat up this nonsense guy, but the nightmare standing opposite him seemed to be convulsed, blinking and making weird expressions.The hand also pointed behind him.

what's the situation?

Xu Qing was about to look back when his hand was suddenly grabbed by the nightmare.The nightmare tapir smacked at him as if killing a chicken and wiping its neck. Xu Qing recognized it for a while, and saw that it was the word "big sister-in-law".

Zhou Zhou eavesdropping behind?

Xu Qing immediately wavered.He just said, Zhou Zhou does have him in his heart.

Xu Qing snorted coldly in her heart: Did you pretend to be stupid and pretend you didn't say anything just now?

There was a constant smile on his face, but his voice was still in a puzzled tone. Xu Qing said to the nightmare: "Does it have a specific meaning in human language?"

The nightmare shook his head: "No." He muttered in his heart, did the boss understand the hint?If he understands it, why don't he confess his sincerity quickly, what's the point of saying all these things?

Facts have proved that the reason why Xu Qing is the boss, and the reason why the Nightmare Tapir is the younger brother, besides the factor of strength, is also an important reason for the ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense!

"Xiao Meng, you really went too far this time! Even if you have a good relationship with Su Xuemeng, you shouldn't be like this!" Xu Qingyi criticized face to face.

The nightmare that was scolded suddenly looked confused, why did it suddenly involve Su Xuemeng?What are we talking about now, what does it have to do with her?

"It's her business that Su Xuemeng likes me. In my heart, in the past, present, and future, there will only be Zhou Zhou alone!" Indisputably, the Nightmare Tapir said, "With your brain, you still want to provoke the relationship between me and Zhou Zhou. With Zhou Zhou's IQ, can't you see the sincerity when I say try?"

"You said that Zhou Zhou misunderstood, try to make me angry and chilled, he actually distorted my sincerity, and then you can match me with Su Xuemeng. Heh, let me tell you, you will tell Su Xuemeng later, no matter what she does , I will never change my heart towards Zhou Zhou! And you, if there is another time like this, my little brother who is not half-hearted by my side!"

After saying "angryly", Xu Qing turned around and walked away.

The nightmare was dumbfounded: Boss's acting skills are really good!If you don't discredit me, you can give it 100 points.I almost believed it.

And Su Xuemeng, who was sitting on the set of the next drama and waiting for the audition, "Ah Choo" without warning.It's loud.All of a sudden, those who were close to her slapped away three meters away.

As if Su Xuemeng didn't see it, she rubbed the tip of her nose and smiled slowly at the corner of her mouth: Haha, do you like it?Now that I've said this, let's implement it after I finish my work and go back here.You can't take a pot for nothing.

At this time, Xu Qing hadn't realized how much trouble his casual nonsense would bring him.

Although he knew that Lu Zhou was behind the wall at the corner, when Xu Qing walked over and bumped into Lu Zhou who couldn't dodge, he still put on a surprised expression: "Zhou Zhou!"

Lu Zhou was very embarrassed when he was caught eavesdropping.What's even more embarrassing is that he really misunderstood what Xu Qing meant by trying.I didn't expect Xu Qing to defend him so much and put everything on himself.

This comparison made Lu Zhou very ashamed of his previous anger.

How could he miss Xu Qing so much!

The little boss kept his head down. Xu Qing couldn't see his expression, so he couldn't guess what kind of inner activities he had just heard.What Xu Qing is most afraid of is that the little boss doesn't believe it at all, thinking that he is just talking nonsense (except for the interpretation of the truth, everything else is really nonsense).

Fortunately, Xu Qing's face was very tense, even though his heart was already flustered, his expression and tone were still sincere and moving.

"Zhou Zhou," he hesitated to speak.

"I never took the initiative to provoke Su Xuemeng." In an aggrieved tone.

"Don't worry, I will definitely reject her again when she comes back." Xu Qing promised, patting her chest.

Although Lu Zhou thought it was a bit strange, he had never seen that Su Xuemeng liked Xu Qing, but Xu Qing had said so, so it couldn't be just aimless, right?Lu Zhou quickly passed the little strangeness in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Well, I believe you."

Encouraged by these words, Xu Qing became a little more confident. He took half a step forward, and he was so close to Lu Zhou that he could touch each other with a single movement.

Lu Zhou's heart skipped a beat.

Xu Qing's breath filled his nostrils.He felt his head swell, and his body temperature was gradually rising.His face turned red quietly.But he didn't back away and avoid it.

While Lu Zhou was waiting shyly and anxiously, Xu Qing finally made his next move.

Xu Qing grabbed his hands and asked, "Zhouzhou, can you tell me what's wrong with me that keeps you refusing to accept me?"

This... Lu Zhou is sweating.

He couldn't answer.

However, Xu Qing was a good showman, and immediately said in a sad tone: "I know, it's because you haven't liked me yet."

"It's okay, I can wait. No matter how long, I will wait!"

Lu Zhou was completely moved by the loud promise.Standing on tiptoe, kissed Xu Qingyin, using actions instead of answers.

Xu Qing was overjoyed, he didn't expect the little boss to change his attitude so quickly, he thought it would take at least a while.But he didn't mind being quick at all, he pinched Lu Zhou's chin with one hand and lifted it up. Xu Qing was about to deepen the kiss when the young man's voice was coughing behind him.

The nightmare met his boss' murderous gaze and burst into tears: I don't want to bother you at this time. However, the shop suddenly received a lot of bad reviews. If you don't report it to your sister-in-law, who will bear it if she gets mad?

Sorry boss.Giving Xu Qing an apologetic look, the Nightmare Tapir hurriedly said to Lu Zhou, who was blushing unnaturally: "Sister-in-law, our store has been attacked!"

attack?

For a while, Lu Zhou didn't realize what it meant.When the nightmare made a bad review, he immediately pushed Xu Qing away and ran to the computer.

The resolute gesture of pushing away made the joyful Xu Qing feel like a basin of cold water poured over her head: uncomfortable!In Zhouzhou's heart, I don't have a few bad reviews!

small theater:

Lu Zhou: Nonsense!You can only eat mine and use my flowers, you can only get out but not in.Bad reviews can affect my income.If you had to choose between you and bad reviews, I'd choose-

Xu Qing: Well, don't make trouble, my wife, it's okay if I'm wrong.I will never force a comment to be erased again.Walk around, go back to the room, appease the customer or something, just leave it to the nightmare.

Nightmare Tapir: I'm afraid my little brother is not a fake!Since the boss and sister-in-law are together, everything at home, except cooking, is mine!I'm still a baby!I still need time to practice and develop!