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Lu Zhou never thought that one day he would face such a situation: two ghosts, one fat and one thin, crying and crying in front of him, looking miserable, like a golden girl about to be snatched away.And Lu Zhou was the villain who robbed him.

"Stop, you two don't cry yet." Lu Zhou squeezed the center of his brows with a headache, turned his eyes around the drunkard and the starving ghost, and finally fell on the drunkard, saying, "I just want to make sure he is asleep or not. , do nothing else. Are you going?"

The drunkard just glanced at it, relieved, nodded hastily, his figure swayed slightly, and disappeared.

The starving ghost saw that on the first day of being subdued, the drunkard and the pervert were all assigned tasks, but he was the only one who didn't, so he couldn't help feeling anxious.The first impression he left on the boss was not good. If he didn't hurry up to brush up his favorability, he might not be far from being abandoned.

"Boss, give me a job too, I can do anything!" The starving ghost said earnestly, looking at Lu Zhou eagerly.

However, the image of his quick refusal has formed a picture in Lu Zhou's mind. Lu Zhou said as if he didn't want to force it: "Let's forget it, in case life is in danger..."

"I'm not afraid!" said the starving ghost.

"Really?" Lu Zhou asked.

The starving ghost shrank back: "Although I am not afraid, I still want to serve the boss for a few more years. So..."

so what?The starving ghost didn't finish talking, but isn't there a saying that says everything without saying anything?Lu Zhou fully understood what the starving ghost meant: he wanted easy, easy and valuable tasks.

I really know how to choose.Dare to think.

Lu Zhou sighed twice in his heart.

The virtue of this starving ghost is probably not a good person when he was a human being.

Among the three ghosts, Lu Zhou didn't like starving ghosts at first, but now, his impression is even worse.

For a while, he couldn't think of anything to do, so Lu Zhou wanted to take the starving ghost back. "Dong dong dong", the door was knocked suddenly.

The starving ghost said actively, "Boss, I will open the door for you."

Trotted to open the door, Xu Qing's tall figure stood outside the door.

Lu Zhou: "..." Wow, why are you so active?I wanted to pretend to be asleep, but...

"It's so late and you haven't slept yet?" Lu Zhou walked to the door with a dry smile, and greeted Xu Qing outside the door.

Xu Qing's expression was very normal, he didn't look like he found out that the alcoholic came to ask his teacher for his crime.

He nodded to Lu Zhou: "I think of something, come and talk to you."

Seeing Xu Qing's serious expression, Lu Zhou really thought that he had something important to say, so he hurriedly moved the person in and asked, "What's the matter?"

Xu Qing went straight to Lu Zhou's bed, slipped on his slippers, took off his pants, undressed, and slipped into the bed, blinking, looking at Lu Zhou, "I'm sleeping on my bed. uncomfortable."

Lu Zhou: "...I'm not feeling well tonight after sleeping for so long?"

Xu Qing: "No, I've been feeling uncomfortable all the time. It's just that I endured it until tonight."

Lu Zhou: "...Then I really thank you for your thoughtfulness!" No wonder!Believe him, there will be ghosts!Bah, no, there are ghosts now.

"Go to sleep, I'll go to your room." Do you think there is nothing I can do?Lu Zhou glared angrily at Xu Qing, who was lying on his bed covered with his quilt, and greeted the starving ghost on the front wall, and was about to go out.

Strangely, Xu Qing didn't stop him.

Lu Zhou was surprised, but he didn't think much about it. He just thought that Xu Qing didn't expect such a turning point, so he was stunned.But when he entered the guest room, before he even walked to the bed, he understood what the so-called "uncomfortable sleep" was all about.

Just kidding, no one would be comfortable sleeping on a bed with a big bun in the middle.But how did this pack come about?

Lu Zhou was sure and affirmed that the quality of the bed he bought was acceptable, and he would never bulge a bag because of the weather.But he walked over and lifted the mattress, and the bulging bag in the center of the wooden bed board was real.

So magical.

Thinking about Xu Qing's identity, Lu Zhou felt relieved.This guy must have made it to go to the master bedroom to sleep and cast spells.

Before he knew it, the corner of Lu Zhou's mouth curled up.

The starving ghost asked ignorantly, "Boss, why are you happy that this bed is like this?"

"Is there? You read it wrong." Lu Zhou suppressed the corner of his mouth and said coldly.Then without giving the starved ghost a chance to refute, he was taken back.

Lu Zhou, who turned his face and was ruthless, had an aura very similar to Xu Qing.It's just that he doesn't know it himself.

Since Xu Qing did these things, there is no need for drunkards to do things, Lu Zhou thought, and the colored rope on his wrist became another color.However, after taking back the drunkard and the starving ghost, he didn't go back in a hurry.Instead, he sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed his chin thinking: Why go back?

It's all because I was too determined to leave.

"Zhouzhou? You really don't plan to come back to sleep?" Xu Qing, wearing a pair of shorts, walked over shamelessly, leaned on the door frame of the guest room, and asked with a melancholy expression.

Lu Zhou was so frightened that he dropped the pillow in his hand.

He really wanted to control his eyes, but his gaze still uncontrollably aimed at Xu Qing's chest, waist, buttocks, and thighs.

The lines are smooth, the muscles are well-proportioned, and they are as perfect as sculptures.I really want to... touch it.

"Your heart is beating very fast, aren't you feeling well?" Xu Qing frowned and asked earnestly, as if she really didn't understand anything and was just caring about Lu Zhou.

However, Lu Zhou believed that he was bewitched!

Thinking of the things that were found under the cushion just now, and looking at Xu Qing's posture at this time, and the expression on his face, Lu Zhou endured and endured, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. With a "snap", he put the two books hidden behind him Take it out, pat it hard on the bed, "Please explain to me, what's going on?"

Xu Qing's face changed instantly when he saw what Lu Zhou took out, but the change was so fast that Lu Zhou didn't catch it at all.He only saw Xu Qing's calm expression from beginning to end, and replied in a very natural tone: "That's what you saw."

"You!" Lu Zhou was so angry that his chest rose and fell.

God damn it!

Not only did he keep his 18 forbidden danmei manga privately, but he also used magic to change the faces in it.Receive is Lu Zhou, attack is Xu Qing.

When I first opened it, I saw those hot scenes and entangled difficult poses, and Lu Zhou was greatly frightened.Watching a small movie and discovering that the protagonist of the small movie has become yourself are two different feelings, okay?

All he wanted to do now was to destroy the damn comics.

but--

This is an out-of-print huh, huh, huh, it's hard to buy again if it's destroyed.

Heartache, hesitation, reluctance, and anger fermented and pulled in Lu Zhou's chest, and finally turned into a torrent and rushed towards Xu Qing.

"Change back for me!" Lu Zhou patted the bed board and ordered Xu Qing.

Xu Qing walked towards Lu Zhou with his slender legs, picked up the book on the bed with his thumb and index finger, opened it seriously, and asked seriously: "Why? Don't you like it?"

of course not!

He likes that he has become the protagonist in a small cartoon, that's why his mind is flooded!

However, Xu Qing's next sentence almost caused Lu Zhou to choke to death on his own saliva.

"If you don't like it, why have you finished reading it? Why, do you still feel it?" The ambiguous breath sprayed behind Lu Zhou's ear, itching.

While talking, Xu Qing pointedly glanced at the location of the pillow that Lu Zhou was holding.

Lu Zhou: "...I just want to see how shameless you are!"

Lost, I feel that this tone is not sonorous at all!Lu Zhou is so disappointed in himself.

However, no matter how lost you are, you have to keep on acting.

There was something wrong with Xu Qing tonight, a little more dangerous than usual.Lu Zhou had an intuition that if he was timid at this time, something might happen to him and Xu Qing tonight.

He didn't want to drive so unprepared!

At least let him sort out his feelings first.

Lu Zhou is a person who is obsessed with cleanliness, or has demands on his feelings and body.His first time must be given to someone he really likes.Do not accept a relationship that is only for the relief of desire.Also do not accept the first.Let's talk about love in bed.

Xu Qing, is that the one who touched his heartstrings and made him like it very much?

Confusion appeared in Lu Zhou's eyes.