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Lu Zhou: "...um!"

Xu Qing: "...um."

Pervert: "...Huh???"

Why, why are they not fluctuating, not affected at all?

The ultimate skill is invalid?

The pervert couldn't believe it, but the facts in front of her made her believe it.

"Why?" The pervert murmured absentmindedly, the color of her body gradually getting lighter.The secret technique consumes a lot of strength, and she will be sluggish for a long time when she activates it once in normal state.Not to mention the continuous consumption of strength today.She basically hurt the enemy one thousand and self-damaged eight hundred.

Oh no, she hasn't hurt the enemy yet.

This recognition made the color of the pervert a little lighter.She couldn't help doubting her own strength. Could it be that with the development of society, the resistance of ordinary people is also increasing day by day?

In fact, the pervert's failure was not because of her lack of strength, but because the object this time was a bit too different.

They like men!

No matter how many beautiful women they find to be charming and teasing in front of them, they will not be moved in the slightest.If you don't move your heart, you won't collapse and vomit blood because the pink powder turns dry in an instant.So the pervert's failure was actually because she chose the wrong partner.

But how could Xu Qing explain the key points to her?

It's better to be disheartened, so as not to turn around and follow Lu Zhou and toss other moths.

So Xu Qing showed an inscrutable smile, "Are you convinced?"

Although it was a laugh, the pervert saw the cold threat of death if he did not comply.She couldn't help shivering, bowed her head obediently, put a fist on her chest, and said respectfully and sincerely: "I am willing to obey my lord's order, and follow my lord around until my ashes are wiped out."

"No, you don't need to be loyal to me." Xu Qing said.

"My lord!" The pervert thought that Xu Qing didn't want her, and immediately became excited, "I still have unfulfilled wishes, please have mercy on me for a few years, my lord! I will follow with all my heart, without any second thoughts."

"You misunderstood. I mean, you, or you, will be loyal to him in the future." Xu Qing pointed to Lu Zhou.

The pervert frowned. She has nothing to say when she submits to a powerful person, but an ordinary person... the pervert hesitated to make a statement, but he was starving to death, because he secretly manipulated Lu Zhou in front of him, so he was very guilty. At this moment, seeing Xu Qing expressing such importance to Lu Zhou, he immediately responded: "Big brother, I am willing! I will follow this... this one!"

The starving ghost slapped his chest.A look of eagerness to put a stamp of "Little Brother Lu Zhou" on his body immediately.

However, he couldn't help but raise his voice a little under his eagerness.Lu Zhou's ears twitched. The tone...was familiar?

"Is he...is that...the ghost who...threatened me to eat my snacks?" Lu Zhou asked.

The starving ghost hurriedly lowered his voice, and said with a flattering smile: "No, no, I don't like snacks the least. It must not be me! Don't worry, I will help you find out that daring ghost and vent your anger on you!"

"Really?" Lu Zhou frowned, he still felt that the voice was very similar.

But seeing that the snacks are still in the warehouse, don't worry about it.Anyway, he will also be under his own hands in the future, under his own restraint.

Lu Zhou didn't expect that he would have such a day to subdue a few ghosts to be his little brother.This is simply the first among ordinary people!I have to admit, I was still a little bit refreshed.

The drunkard showed his loyalty to the pervert and the starving ghost respectively, and he also complimented Lu Zhou not to be outdone.

Seeing that the three ghosts had no objections, Xu Qing looked at Lu Zhou and said, "Although they all say they are willing to follow you, it doesn't mean you have to accept them. You can choose and see if there is anything you want. If not, I'll find another one for you."

The arrogance revealed in those words, as if the evil ghosts wandering around in the sun are free-range pets in Xu Qing's house, and they can reach out and grab them whenever they want.

Lu Zhou finally felt like he was an ancient beast.

"What will happen to them if I don't want them?" Lu Zhou asked curiously.

The three ghosts all trembled when they heard your question.If it wasn't for Xu Qing to protect Lu Zhou firmly by his side, they would all rush forward, or hug Lu Zhou's thigh, or hold Lu Zhou's arm, begging to accept him.

Glancing at the three who were about to speak in warning, Xu Qing stroked Lu Zhou's hair gently and said, "Don't stress, I have my own place to arrange them."

Where is the fart!The fundamental purpose is to beat them to pieces, leaving no place for them to rest.The three resented in their hearts, but the disparity in strength made them dare not show the slightest bit. They could only pray with their eyes that Lu Zhou would not want them.

It's a pity that Lu Zhou was thinking with his head down, and perfectly staggered the contact with their eyes.

After a while, Lu Zhou raised his head and said to Xu Qing, "Leave the three first."

The three were overjoyed, the smile on their faces just bloomed, and they heard Lu Zhou say: "If it doesn't work, then drive them away."

hard to use? !The three were frightened, they were ghosts, and they didn't understand what human beings meant by being easy to use.

After that, for a long time, the three were unable to face the word "easy to use".They live in the fear of being dominated by "easy to use" and "not easy to use" for a long time.

"Huh, that's all right?" Lu Zhou turned his wrist, looking curiously at the rope made of three-color ribbons on his wrist.This rope was given to him by Xu Qing just now, saying that all three ghosts are contained in it, and when he wants to command someone, he can summon them with a single thought.

So advanced!

Lu Zhou tried it, and first said "sex ghost" silently in his heart, the pink one in the rope disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the pervert in the image of an old lady appeared in front of Lu Zhou.

"Master." The pervert saluted Lu Zhou respectfully.

He didn't want to be ageist, but it felt weird to be called master by an old lady.Lu Zhou hurriedly said: "Just call me the boss in the future."

The pervert followed suit and changed his words: "Boss."

Lu Zhou nodded: "Go back."

He didn't even catch how the pervert moved, so he lost sight of the pervert before his eyes, and the pink rope on his wrist reappeared.

so amazing!It's fun!

Lu Zhou couldn't help calling back the drunkard and the starving ghost in turn. The rope representing the drunkard was bright yellow, and the rope representing the starving ghost was black.I don't know if it was his illusion, but he found that after wearing the rope on his wrist for a while, the color became more vivid.

Maybe it's the lighting problem, Lu Zhou explained to himself, but didn't take it to heart.

The purpose of coming to the warehouse today was to clean up the tasteless snacks eaten by the nightmare, but unexpectedly the nightmare suddenly fell asleep (Xu Qing said), and couldn't wake up no matter how much it barked.

Lu Zhou was very helpless, so he could only dismiss this idea temporarily, take a taxi home, and wait for the nightmare to wake up.

In the evening, he made some noodles to fill his stomach. After doing some other work, Lu Zhou planned to take a bath in his pajamas.After entering the bathroom and adjusting the hot water, Lu Zhou thought of something, and asked Xu Qing: "They become ropes in my hands, will I be able to see everything?" If so, he needs to consider taking them off. , put it on when necessary.

"No." Xu Qing said, "They have their five senses sealed off in the rope, and they can only see and hear when you let them out."

Well, then he can rest assured.Lu Zhou nodded, indicating that he understood, retracted, and began to happily clean up.

Xu Qing walked back to the living room and sat on the sofa, with her legs crossed and a pleasant smile hanging from the corner of her mouth.If you look closely, you can see that there is a bit of wretchedness in his smile.

Lu Zhou still knows too little about monsters!If he thought about it a little bit, he would be surprised that Xu Qing used something as a medium to twist the three ghosts into ropes and seal them.

Although the strength of these three ghosts is not very strong, it is completely impossible to simply knead together without using anything!

And if Lu Zhou can be more careful when studying the ropes, he will also find that the three ropes are not simply intertwined, but there is a very thin blue connection between them.And that blue color is exactly Xu Qing's ray of consciousness.

The separated consciousness and the five senses of the ontological consciousness are common.

This means that when Lu Zhou took a bath with a rope, the three ghosts couldn't see anything, but Xu Qing could see clearly and carefully.

Uh, no, I'm going to have a nosebleed!As Lu Zhou made soap, from top to bottom, Xu Qing hurriedly covered her nose with her hand, and fled back to the guest room in embarrassment.

It's not a good thing to have too much spiritual sense!Facing the extreme temptation, he almost couldn't hold back!

Originally, he wanted to boil the frog in warm water, but now Xu Qing felt that the abnormality of his body made him feel that if he didn't hurry up and jump on the little boss, he might... um, he would become a joke in the demon world that exploded and died because of his unrelieved desire.