My customer service is not human

However, although the bowls and chopsticks have changed out again, there are still leftovers from lunch on them.Lu Zhou was speechless: "If you don't want to wash, don't rush to do it."

While speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and started cleaning the dishes.

Xu Qing stood beside him awkwardly, wanting to help but afraid of being exposed, so she stood shyly.

But he was too big, and the kitchen area was already small, adding him would make it difficult to even turn around.Several times Lu Zhou turned around and almost bumped into Xu Qing's body, which made him nervous and a little irritable. He shook the foam on his hand and instructed Xu Qing: "Go out if you have nothing to do. Don't get in the way here."

Huh——I was disgusted by the little boss.

Xu Qing stared, his eyes were full of grievances, and his expression was very pitiful.It seems that a loyal big dog has been reprimanded by its master for no reason.He didn't dare to disobey Lu Zhou's order, so he reluctantly walked out of the kitchen step by step.

Lu Zhou: "..." Terrible!With such a big stature, how can he act like a baby?

After washing the dishes, Lu Zhou went out with a plate of cut fruits and placed it next to Xu Qing's table.Xu Qing immediately looked at Lu Zhou with a moved face, and said nastyly: "Boss, you are so kind to me."

Reflexively, Lu Zhou stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of Xu Qing's hair. After rubbing it, he felt something was wrong. This is a human and not a dog!However, what's with that expression of enjoyment?

pill!I feel that my customer service seems to have a problem with self-awareness.

But the relationship before was obviously normal, it was only today that it became strange today.

Hey, could it be that because of my mentality change, watching Xu Qing is always a joke?

Lu Zhou was frightened by this guess, and he didn't dare to go any longer, so he reluctantly said "work hard" and ran back to the room.

Seeing the little boss running away, Xu Qing touched her chin puzzledly, and said to herself, "What's wrong, boss?"

Xu Qing wanted to care about her, but she was afraid that if she didn't talk to her, she would make the little boss angry. She was searching the Internet for what I should do when my girlfriend is unhappy. Lu Zhou came out quietly and stood behind him.

"Hehe." Lu Zhou sneered first.

Then he gave Xu Qing a sideways look, and mocked: "You said you like men."

"Yes, I really like men." Xu Qing patted his chest, "It's just that I like men with delicate emotions and softer personalities."

While speaking, he carefully peeked at Lu Zhou's expression.My hint is pretty obvious, right?Can the little boss hear it?

Obviously, Xu Qing overestimated Lu Zhou's EQ and underestimated his brain circuit.

After hearing this, Lu Zhou was stunned for a moment, then showed a clear expression, nodded, and sighed: "So you like transvestites. It's okay, I won't discriminate against you, as long as you don't bring people home. "

After finishing speaking, he patted Xu Qing on the shoulder, opened the door and went out.

Xu Qing was shocked by Lu Zhou's "heartfelt words", and it took several seconds to react.Wait, boss, which word did I use improperly that caused you to have such a misunderstanding?

You said, I can't correct it!

The only person I like is you!

Xu Qing is very depressed, Xu Qing is very sad.He couldn't figure it out, he was a majestic beast, he could go through the world and escape, there was nothing that could stop him, why was it so difficult for him to please and pursue the little boss?

The little boss didn't understand his intentions for a day, and everything he did was in vain.

Xu Qing couldn't help thinking, should he speak more directly?

With his hands clattering and typing on the keyboard, he changed the question this time to "how to confess to a boy".

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After Lu Zhou finished his errands, he took the subway to the back street next to the nearby university. There was a pastry shop there. The pineapple cakes and jujube cakes were particularly delicious.The sweet and sour pineapple cake has the unique aroma of the fruit, and it will not get greasy after a few bites.The taste of jujube cake is very similar to the one in front of the house that Lu Zhou ate when he was a child.He usually buys two packs when he has nothing to do.

Today, thinking that Xu Qing is officially moving in, I plan to celebrate a little.But he was not sure what flavor he liked, so in addition to his two favorites, Lu Zhou also picked the signature beef floss, egg yolk cake with lotus paste, and matcha cake.The little girl at the cash register was very sweet at the checkout, and gave him an extra wife cake.

Lu Zhou accepted it with a smile.Then he rushed home with big bags and small bags.

However, not long after he entered the community, he was severely shocked.

I saw two banners with yellow characters on a red background hanging down from the top floor, and the big characters could be seen from a long distance away.

On the left is written: Whose family in Moshang is young and romantic.On the right side it says: I intend to marry my body and live with me for the rest of my life.

Puchi, Lu Zhou couldn't hold back his laughter.I kept muttering in my heart who thought this is the way to express my love, it's so exaggerated!And the words have also been changed. The original sentence is that the concubine intends to marry her body and live with her forever.Even if you are ruthlessly abandoned, you can't be ashamed.Changing the word "concubine" to "I", is it possible that the person who confessed is not a girl?

If it's a boy, it's even more fun.Marry and, tsk tsk, a man is married to a woman is to marry illiterate!

Lu Zhou laughed for a while, but didn't think about himself.Shaking his head, he carried his things and went upstairs.

After inserting the key to open the door, Xu Qing rushed over at a brisk pace, startled Lu Zhou who was changing shoes, and subconsciously asked, "What's the matter?"

Xu Qing rarely showed mixed emotions such as nervousness, expectation, shyness, etc. Her ears were red, and she didn't dare to look at Lu Zhou. She said "hmm" in a low voice, and then asked, "Did you see the banner outside?"

"I see." Lu Zhou put on comfortable slippers, handed the pastry to Xu Qing, and prepared to enter the kitchen with vegetables and meat.Xu Qing followed suit step by step, and continued to ask: "Then what do you think?"

Lu Zhou laughed again, and said with a smile: "I don't know which idiot thought of a way to confess, and he didn't even have the name of the person he confessed to. That's fine, the red banner looks like it was hung before the college entrance examination in high school." The cheering banner. It is not romantic at all. It is strange to be able to express success."

What an idiot Xu Qing: "..."

Damn it, the netizen clearly said that boys can't resist this method, why does the little boss have such an attitude?

Yes, it was his mistake not to write the name.But there was no mention of adding a name in that method.

Could it be that adding a name would have a different effect?

Xu Qing was thinking, should he go out and add the word Lu Zhou with a pen? Lu Zhou has already been busy in the kitchen, sorting and cleaning the dishes. By the way, he asked Xu Qing outside: "Do you like beef stewed or not?" Braised?"

I don't like it!I just love to eat you!Xu Qing replied angrily in his stomach.

But he was afraid that Lu Zhou would kick him out tonight, so he didn't dare to say it out loud, but chose a sweet saying: "I will eat whatever you like."

It's a pity that Lu Zhou was thinking about how to make clear stew and braise in brown sauce, but he said "oh" without raising his head.

Xu Qing was completely deflated like a deflated ball, without any energy.

The little boss probably hasn't liked me yet, otherwise he couldn't be so indifferent to my explicit hints.Thinking of this, Xu Qing felt even more depressed.