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Chapter 58, Flirting without preparation
Xu Qing raised his foot calmly, with a calm expression as if he just stepped on a passing Xiaoqiang.However, what appeared under his feet were puppets that were scattered in pieces.
The sharp and miserable "ga" sound was made by the puppet.
Seeing that the puppet was broken, the warehouse was still calm and unresponsive.Xu Qing's face turned serious.
I really don't cry without seeing the coffin.With a soft hum in his heart, Xu Qing shook his body slightly, only to hear two consecutive sounds of breaking through the air, two groups of shadows rolled down on the ground, the color of the shadows gradually became thicker, and then became more solid.
A fat man and a wrinkled old lady appeared in front of Xu Qing.
If Lu Zhou was awake at this time, he would definitely recognize these two people, who he had met on the way to the warehouse.
When the two appeared, the body of the disintegrated puppet trembled invisibly.Although the change was very small, Xu Qing had been paying attention to it, and naturally discovered it.
"Still coming out?" Xu Qing stared at the puppet and asked coldly.
The puppet didn't respond.
Xu Qing is not a soft-hearted person, since he is given the opportunity to refuse, then...die!Lifting his foot, Xu Qing was about to step down again and crush the puppet. Suddenly, the broken puppet quickly spliced together, stood staggeringly, and bowed to Xu Qingna: "Great mercy!"
The puppet was originally made of rough wood, and the facial features were not even painted on its face, but its movements and language clearly conveyed flattery.
Shouting "Da Da" in a sharp voice full of flattery, even Xu Qing's nerves were thick, and it gave goosebumps all over his body.
What the hell?
Xu Qing subconsciously increased his strength and kicked the puppet away.This time, the puppet was as bad as it could be.
A shadow floated out of the puppet and landed on the ground, and soon turned into a skinny, short and timid man.
"Big brother!" As soon as the man showed up, he started to cry, wiping his eyes with his hands, he felt aggrieved, "You have to make the decision for me!"
"I was originally a ghost with my own duties, and I never had any intention of harming others. As a result, since they moved here, they bullied me and enslaved me every day. This time, they said that someone put things in the warehouse and invaded their property. Rest space, forcing me to scare people away with them. I don’t want to! But I’m weak, and my arms can’t hold my thighs. Fortunately, you are here, Daddy, you must save me, don’t let me I am living under their oppression!"
"Great!"
As soon as the man opened his mouth, it was a performance full of voice and emotion. It's a pity that he was not very good except for his emotions.Coupled with his ugly appearance, Xu Qing took a few more glances and then looked away, only staring at the little boss in his arms to wash his eyes.
Well, my Zhouzhou really looks better the more you look at it. (Lu Zhou: Get out, when did I become your family? How shameless?)
Xu Qing was delighted to see it, but the starved ghost was flustered.
I'm so sincere, why didn't you respond?Could it be that my performance has been seen through by him?
Can't!This is a hall-level performance!
Or, squeeze out two more tears to increase the sense of reality?But, what if ghosts have no tears?
The starving ghost couldn't help but look at his two companions, thinking about the possibility of taking a step back and reporting to the group at this time, the result
Just when the starved ghost was scratching his head in anxiety, Xu Qing finally said, "What did you do to it?"
The starving ghost froze for a moment before realizing who the "he" was referring to.
"Please don't worry, I just set up a small trap, it won't hurt my life." The starving ghost replied respectfully.
Small trap?Xu Qing frowned.
Seeing Da Da's expression, the starving ghost became nervous again, afraid that Da Da would not trust him, he quickly said: "If Da Da is worried, I can wake him up right away."
"It's just," the starving ghost hesitated for a moment before saying, "There may be some after-effects if you wake it up forcibly."
"What sequelae?" Xu Qing asked.
The starving ghost shook his head: "Well, the little ones don't know."
He really didn't know, because in the past, he set a trap and left, so he wouldn't care about the life and death of the trapper.But the truth, do you believe it?
The starving ghost blinked and stared at Xu Qing's expression.
Seeing his eyes, Xu Qing felt a chill in his heart, and he scolded: "Go away."
The starved ghost immediately rolled himself into a ball, Gulu Gulu rolled to the corner and stood there.
Xu Qingfu looked at the other two ghosts.
As for the nightmare, he doesn't plan to take care of it for the time being.Not to mention the sequelae, even if there were no sequelae, he was not prepared to let the nightmare escape so easily.Really, as his majestic gluttonous younger brother, he is so weak that he can't even deal with a ghost with no physical substance, and he has fallen into someone's trap, so it's embarrassing to speak out!
Tell it to suffer a lot, and only after it comes out will it know how to practice harder!Xu Qing thought so in her heart.
If the nightmare could know his thoughts at this moment, it would definitely cry and hug Xu Qing's thigh: "Boss, I have really worked hard and worked hard. You see, I already have face and hands. In this world Can you still find a nightmare that progresses faster than me?"
Of course not.The nightmare is actually a bit of a rascal. With the rich nightlife of modern people, fewer and fewer people can dream. This has led to the fact that there is only one nightmare that exists and is still active in the world.
And it almost couldn't survive at the beginning. Fortunately, he met Xu Qing, and then met Lu Zhou.
However, what kind of help Lu Zhou provided him is another story, so I won’t mention it here.
Back to the other two ghosts in the warehouse.
"Name." Xu Qing said with a touch of impatience.
The two ghosts looked at each other, and the old lady wanted to poke her neck and show her morale, but she didn't expect the fat man to lower his head first, and quickly announced his family name.
"In terms of adults, the younger one is from Qingzhou, Shandong, and he is a drunkard."
The companions were subdued, and it would be foolish for him to be stubborn at this time.
The old lady then said: "I come from... an unknown small place, and I am a pervert."
"Huh?" Xu Qing raised his voice at the end.
Although he didn't smile, the surprise in his tone was enough to annoy the old lady.
The old lady immediately lowered her face, "Why, do you have a problem with my identity?"
Not really, just curious...
"How do you confuse people?" Xu Qing asked.
Finally, finally, I can show my strength!The pervert almost cried with joy!
Speaking of which, she was really unlucky today, and she hadn't started to use all her means. She had just led Xu Qing to the blind spot of her perspective, but she was forced out of her "body" by Xu Qing's coercion, and then was put away.
Is there anything more embarrassing than preparing a lot, but being killed without even having a chance to make a phone call?
The pervert felt that she was wronged for failing. If she had a chance to make a move, the situation would be very different now!
However, who told me that my skills are inferior to others?
The pervert had already given up and accepted his fate, but he didn't expect this adult to offer to see and see.Hehe, there is a way to heaven if you don't go, the King of Hades will bump into you on duty.good, very good.
A strange smile appeared on the face of the pervert, she raised her two withered hands like eagle claws, and said in her mouth: "Activate, the ultimate secret skill of the pervert—"
"Cough, cough, cough, cough." A series of coughing sounds suddenly came to mind.
The pervert is watching, who is so bold as to interrupt her.As a result, the stern-looking adult just now changed his face, and asked gently and carefully: "What's the matter? Is your throat uncomfortable?"
"Suddenly I feel very thirsty." Lu Zhou rubbed his eyes and replied. He was about to reach out to find water, but when he moved, he found that something was wrong.
He, he, he was hugged by Princess Xu Qing?
Although it was not the first time, Lu Zhou's face still turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
He didn't dare to look at Xu Qing's face, he lowered his head and pushed Xu Qing's chest with his hands, weakly saying: "You still don't let me down."
"I'd better hold you." Xu Qing didn't listen, and turned Lu Zhou upside down, as if to test the weight, "It's not heavy."
Lu Zhou's face burned even more.
Obviously Xu Qing is serious from action to tone, why does he feel like being molested?Could it be that he had been looking forward to Xu Qing's teasing from the bottom of his heart?
Oh my god!
How could he be such a boss?
Office romances are bad!This is the lesson of blood and tears summed up by countless seniors in the workplace.
At this time, Lu Zhou didn't realize at all that his two-employee snack shop, no matter what he and Xu Qing were tossing about, was not strictly an office romance. He was completely worried!
Perhaps, this is his subconscious inner resistance to avoid his feelings for Xu Qing.
In short, after Xu Qing said that, Lu Zhou was silent for a while.
It's not that he doesn't want to talk, it's just that, how should he answer those words?
I don't know what Xu Qing came up with from Lu Zhou's silence. After a while, he said, "This warehouse is just me and you now, so don't feel uncomfortable."
Perverts, drunkards, and starving ghosts who were ignored: You can’t deny us just because that person can’t see it!Ghosts also have requirements for presence, okay?
The three only strongly condemned in their hearts, but they didn't say anything or show any expressions. However, after Xu Qing finished comforting Lu Zhou, he glanced at the three coldly.The eyes that seemed to see through everything made the three tremble with fright.
The starved ghost is indeed the best at winking and playing the rudder according to the wind. After shaking a few times, he was so blessed that he immediately turned his body away, faced the wall, and focused on watching.
Xu Qing nodded in satisfaction.
Seeing this, the drunkard and pervert hurriedly tried to do the same, and the coercion in those terrifying eyes finally disappeared.
"Zhou Zhou," Xu Qing suddenly lowered his head affectionately, put his chin on the top of Lu Zhou's hair, and said in a low voice, "Do you know how worried I was when you suddenly passed out in the warehouse?"
Ah, is there?Lu Zhou blinked in confusion, trying to remember when he fainted because of something.
But before he could remember, Xu Qing continued to say in a low voice with his pleasant voice: "Promise me, let me hold you well. At least until you rest well, don't try to force yourself down? I really do." I'm afraid... I'm really afraid that something will happen to you."
The deep worry and fear revealed in the last sentence made Lu Zhou sweet and nervous, and a little bit shy.
Xu Qing's words are so sincere, the emotions that were accidentally revealed in those words should be true, right?
Xu Qing has been saying that he likes me, so... it must be true, right?
So, how do I respond now?
Accept, or reject?
But what if you don't want to do both now?
Lu Zhou lowered his head and pretended to be an ostrich.
Looking at someone who just bowed his head without saying a word, Xu Qing slowly let out a satisfied smile from the corner of his mouth.
The sharp and miserable "ga" sound was made by the puppet.
Seeing that the puppet was broken, the warehouse was still calm and unresponsive.Xu Qing's face turned serious.
I really don't cry without seeing the coffin.With a soft hum in his heart, Xu Qing shook his body slightly, only to hear two consecutive sounds of breaking through the air, two groups of shadows rolled down on the ground, the color of the shadows gradually became thicker, and then became more solid.
A fat man and a wrinkled old lady appeared in front of Xu Qing.
If Lu Zhou was awake at this time, he would definitely recognize these two people, who he had met on the way to the warehouse.
When the two appeared, the body of the disintegrated puppet trembled invisibly.Although the change was very small, Xu Qing had been paying attention to it, and naturally discovered it.
"Still coming out?" Xu Qing stared at the puppet and asked coldly.
The puppet didn't respond.
Xu Qing is not a soft-hearted person, since he is given the opportunity to refuse, then...die!Lifting his foot, Xu Qing was about to step down again and crush the puppet. Suddenly, the broken puppet quickly spliced together, stood staggeringly, and bowed to Xu Qingna: "Great mercy!"
The puppet was originally made of rough wood, and the facial features were not even painted on its face, but its movements and language clearly conveyed flattery.
Shouting "Da Da" in a sharp voice full of flattery, even Xu Qing's nerves were thick, and it gave goosebumps all over his body.
What the hell?
Xu Qing subconsciously increased his strength and kicked the puppet away.This time, the puppet was as bad as it could be.
A shadow floated out of the puppet and landed on the ground, and soon turned into a skinny, short and timid man.
"Big brother!" As soon as the man showed up, he started to cry, wiping his eyes with his hands, he felt aggrieved, "You have to make the decision for me!"
"I was originally a ghost with my own duties, and I never had any intention of harming others. As a result, since they moved here, they bullied me and enslaved me every day. This time, they said that someone put things in the warehouse and invaded their property. Rest space, forcing me to scare people away with them. I don’t want to! But I’m weak, and my arms can’t hold my thighs. Fortunately, you are here, Daddy, you must save me, don’t let me I am living under their oppression!"
"Great!"
As soon as the man opened his mouth, it was a performance full of voice and emotion. It's a pity that he was not very good except for his emotions.Coupled with his ugly appearance, Xu Qing took a few more glances and then looked away, only staring at the little boss in his arms to wash his eyes.
Well, my Zhouzhou really looks better the more you look at it. (Lu Zhou: Get out, when did I become your family? How shameless?)
Xu Qing was delighted to see it, but the starved ghost was flustered.
I'm so sincere, why didn't you respond?Could it be that my performance has been seen through by him?
Can't!This is a hall-level performance!
Or, squeeze out two more tears to increase the sense of reality?But, what if ghosts have no tears?
The starving ghost couldn't help but look at his two companions, thinking about the possibility of taking a step back and reporting to the group at this time, the result
Just when the starved ghost was scratching his head in anxiety, Xu Qing finally said, "What did you do to it?"
The starving ghost froze for a moment before realizing who the "he" was referring to.
"Please don't worry, I just set up a small trap, it won't hurt my life." The starving ghost replied respectfully.
Small trap?Xu Qing frowned.
Seeing Da Da's expression, the starving ghost became nervous again, afraid that Da Da would not trust him, he quickly said: "If Da Da is worried, I can wake him up right away."
"It's just," the starving ghost hesitated for a moment before saying, "There may be some after-effects if you wake it up forcibly."
"What sequelae?" Xu Qing asked.
The starving ghost shook his head: "Well, the little ones don't know."
He really didn't know, because in the past, he set a trap and left, so he wouldn't care about the life and death of the trapper.But the truth, do you believe it?
The starving ghost blinked and stared at Xu Qing's expression.
Seeing his eyes, Xu Qing felt a chill in his heart, and he scolded: "Go away."
The starved ghost immediately rolled himself into a ball, Gulu Gulu rolled to the corner and stood there.
Xu Qingfu looked at the other two ghosts.
As for the nightmare, he doesn't plan to take care of it for the time being.Not to mention the sequelae, even if there were no sequelae, he was not prepared to let the nightmare escape so easily.Really, as his majestic gluttonous younger brother, he is so weak that he can't even deal with a ghost with no physical substance, and he has fallen into someone's trap, so it's embarrassing to speak out!
Tell it to suffer a lot, and only after it comes out will it know how to practice harder!Xu Qing thought so in her heart.
If the nightmare could know his thoughts at this moment, it would definitely cry and hug Xu Qing's thigh: "Boss, I have really worked hard and worked hard. You see, I already have face and hands. In this world Can you still find a nightmare that progresses faster than me?"
Of course not.The nightmare is actually a bit of a rascal. With the rich nightlife of modern people, fewer and fewer people can dream. This has led to the fact that there is only one nightmare that exists and is still active in the world.
And it almost couldn't survive at the beginning. Fortunately, he met Xu Qing, and then met Lu Zhou.
However, what kind of help Lu Zhou provided him is another story, so I won’t mention it here.
Back to the other two ghosts in the warehouse.
"Name." Xu Qing said with a touch of impatience.
The two ghosts looked at each other, and the old lady wanted to poke her neck and show her morale, but she didn't expect the fat man to lower his head first, and quickly announced his family name.
"In terms of adults, the younger one is from Qingzhou, Shandong, and he is a drunkard."
The companions were subdued, and it would be foolish for him to be stubborn at this time.
The old lady then said: "I come from... an unknown small place, and I am a pervert."
"Huh?" Xu Qing raised his voice at the end.
Although he didn't smile, the surprise in his tone was enough to annoy the old lady.
The old lady immediately lowered her face, "Why, do you have a problem with my identity?"
Not really, just curious...
"How do you confuse people?" Xu Qing asked.
Finally, finally, I can show my strength!The pervert almost cried with joy!
Speaking of which, she was really unlucky today, and she hadn't started to use all her means. She had just led Xu Qing to the blind spot of her perspective, but she was forced out of her "body" by Xu Qing's coercion, and then was put away.
Is there anything more embarrassing than preparing a lot, but being killed without even having a chance to make a phone call?
The pervert felt that she was wronged for failing. If she had a chance to make a move, the situation would be very different now!
However, who told me that my skills are inferior to others?
The pervert had already given up and accepted his fate, but he didn't expect this adult to offer to see and see.Hehe, there is a way to heaven if you don't go, the King of Hades will bump into you on duty.good, very good.
A strange smile appeared on the face of the pervert, she raised her two withered hands like eagle claws, and said in her mouth: "Activate, the ultimate secret skill of the pervert—"
"Cough, cough, cough, cough." A series of coughing sounds suddenly came to mind.
The pervert is watching, who is so bold as to interrupt her.As a result, the stern-looking adult just now changed his face, and asked gently and carefully: "What's the matter? Is your throat uncomfortable?"
"Suddenly I feel very thirsty." Lu Zhou rubbed his eyes and replied. He was about to reach out to find water, but when he moved, he found that something was wrong.
He, he, he was hugged by Princess Xu Qing?
Although it was not the first time, Lu Zhou's face still turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
He didn't dare to look at Xu Qing's face, he lowered his head and pushed Xu Qing's chest with his hands, weakly saying: "You still don't let me down."
"I'd better hold you." Xu Qing didn't listen, and turned Lu Zhou upside down, as if to test the weight, "It's not heavy."
Lu Zhou's face burned even more.
Obviously Xu Qing is serious from action to tone, why does he feel like being molested?Could it be that he had been looking forward to Xu Qing's teasing from the bottom of his heart?
Oh my god!
How could he be such a boss?
Office romances are bad!This is the lesson of blood and tears summed up by countless seniors in the workplace.
At this time, Lu Zhou didn't realize at all that his two-employee snack shop, no matter what he and Xu Qing were tossing about, was not strictly an office romance. He was completely worried!
Perhaps, this is his subconscious inner resistance to avoid his feelings for Xu Qing.
In short, after Xu Qing said that, Lu Zhou was silent for a while.
It's not that he doesn't want to talk, it's just that, how should he answer those words?
I don't know what Xu Qing came up with from Lu Zhou's silence. After a while, he said, "This warehouse is just me and you now, so don't feel uncomfortable."
Perverts, drunkards, and starving ghosts who were ignored: You can’t deny us just because that person can’t see it!Ghosts also have requirements for presence, okay?
The three only strongly condemned in their hearts, but they didn't say anything or show any expressions. However, after Xu Qing finished comforting Lu Zhou, he glanced at the three coldly.The eyes that seemed to see through everything made the three tremble with fright.
The starved ghost is indeed the best at winking and playing the rudder according to the wind. After shaking a few times, he was so blessed that he immediately turned his body away, faced the wall, and focused on watching.
Xu Qing nodded in satisfaction.
Seeing this, the drunkard and pervert hurriedly tried to do the same, and the coercion in those terrifying eyes finally disappeared.
"Zhou Zhou," Xu Qing suddenly lowered his head affectionately, put his chin on the top of Lu Zhou's hair, and said in a low voice, "Do you know how worried I was when you suddenly passed out in the warehouse?"
Ah, is there?Lu Zhou blinked in confusion, trying to remember when he fainted because of something.
But before he could remember, Xu Qing continued to say in a low voice with his pleasant voice: "Promise me, let me hold you well. At least until you rest well, don't try to force yourself down? I really do." I'm afraid... I'm really afraid that something will happen to you."
The deep worry and fear revealed in the last sentence made Lu Zhou sweet and nervous, and a little bit shy.
Xu Qing's words are so sincere, the emotions that were accidentally revealed in those words should be true, right?
Xu Qing has been saying that he likes me, so... it must be true, right?
So, how do I respond now?
Accept, or reject?
But what if you don't want to do both now?
Lu Zhou lowered his head and pretended to be an ostrich.
Looking at someone who just bowed his head without saying a word, Xu Qing slowly let out a satisfied smile from the corner of his mouth.
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