My customer service is not human
Chapter 52, You are trying to piss me off
The little coach supported Han Ziwen to lead the way, while Lu Zhou and Xu Qing walked side by side at the back.
The four of them were normal except for Han Ziwen's distorted expression.At first glance, it doesn't attract attention.
It's just that Lu Zhou was worried that if Xu Qing used a spell on Han Ziwen, he would be monitored for spell fluctuations.Just urged the little coach to go faster.
In fact, Lu Zhou didn't know what the consequences would be if he was monitored.He just speculates based on the movies and novels he has seen.Ask Xu Qing?Xu Qing didn't care about it at all, he wasn't afraid of revealing his identity at all, his cognition was still stuck in tens of thousands of years ago, and people were like ants.Explain to him that people will cause him trouble, and he won't believe it!
It doesn't make sense, Lu Zhou can only pay more attention to himself.
However, I didn't expect that in such a short 10-minute journey, the accident still happened.
Just when they entered Han Ziwen's rented community and walked through the garden, suddenly, the little coach who was supporting Han Ziwen sprained his ankle: "Ouch——"
"Where did the little stone come from?" The little coach looked down at the culprit who almost caused him to fall, muttered, and was about to kick the stone away.At this time, Han Ziwen, who was immobilized by Xu Qing's spell, suddenly moved.He slammed the little coach back, and then ran forward.
Behind the little coach are Lu Zhou and Xu Qing. Coincidentally, the direction of the little coach is facing Lu Zhou.Lu Zhou naturally went to catch him subconsciously.However, Han Ziwen's push is very strong, and the little coach looks slender, but he is actually a very weighty type.As soon as Lu Zhou picked it up, he was almost overwhelmed. Fortunately, Xu Qing came to help.
But with just such an interruption, by the time the three of them stood up, Han Ziwen had already disappeared without a trace.
"This person... belongs to the rabbit?" He ran so fast!Lu Zhou was dumbfounded.
The little coach didn't give up and wanted to chase after him.But after running forward for a while, I couldn't find it, and finally came back dejected.
When he came back, Lu Zhou was discussing with Xu Qing why the spell suddenly failed.Lu Zhou stopped talking when he saw the little coach coming from the corner of his eye.However, the little coach was overwhelmed. He clearly saw the two talking, but stopped when he came back, and selfishly felt that the two were hiding something from him.They even felt that Han Ziwen was deliberately let go by Lu Zhou and the others. After all, Xiaosan is the niece of Lu Zhou's friend.He does not help relatives.
Thinking of this, the little coach gave Lu Zhou a hard look, and walked away dissatisfied.
Lu Zhou: "..."
"Is there no way to sense the location?"
"Hey, then we can only go home and wait for news from Xuemeng."
Inside the house, in Lu Zhou's room, the Nightmare Tapir, who was happily flipping through his collection of [-] forbidden Tanmei comics, heard the conversation outside the door and the sound of the key opening the door, and his small body froze suddenly.God, how did the little boss and the boss come so fast?
Boss is really useless!Don't say anything, at least spend a night outside together!
While the nightmare hated Xu Qing, he quickly stuffed the small manga into the bookcase and slipped into the living room.As soon as he was lying on the keyboard and posing, Lu Zhou and Xu Qing walked in.
Seeing the nightmare's hard work at first glance, Lu Zhou couldn't help but smile, and praised the nightmare.Not to mention the smugness of the nightmare.
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law." The nightmare tapir fluttered and floated onto Lu Zhou's collar, and asked cutely, "I do such a good job, do you have any rewards? Every time the boss does a good job, you will give him a good meal." of."
"This," Lu Zhou was embarrassed for a moment.
Probably because the nightmare doesn't ask much, it's very cute, and its shape is so unusual, so Lu Zhou never thought of treating it as an equal living body.Hearing the cautious and expectant question of the nightmare at this moment, Lu Zhou's conscience throbbed.
Looking at the nightmare right now is like looking at a poor little child!
Lu Zhou said without hesitation: "Of course. What do you want?"
The nightmare tapir folded its tiny hands together, making a shy expression of embarrassment, and it whispered: "I want to sleep with my sister-in-law tonight."
"I can just sleep next to sister-in-law's pillow!" Worried that Lu Zhou would refuse, the nightmare quickly added.
This requirement is too small to be a problem at all.Lu Zhou nodded readily, "However," he stretched out his finger and poked the soft body of the nightmare Q, "Don't make up strange dreams for me at night!"
"No, no, I will never weave dreams for you again without your consent, sister-in-law. Even if there is a threat from the boss, I won't!" The nightmare raised his small hand and swore.
Being amused by its cute appearance, Lu Zhou suddenly remembered something, and asked Xu Qing, "Since the nightmare is also a monster, can he take shape? Human form."
"Of course. But his current strength is low and he can't be transformed." Xu Qing said.
Lu Zhou felt a little sorry.The voice of the nightmare is so cute, and the personality is so cute. If it takes shape, it must be a very cute little lady.
The moment Lu Zhou confirmed his gay status, he knew that it was impossible for him to have offspring.However, this does not prevent him from liking children.Sometimes he couldn't help but think that it would be nice if men could have children, so that he could have babies of his own.
Whenever I think that there is another person in this world who is connected to me by blood and looks similar, I will have a wonderful feeling that I am not alone in the world, but also involved.
However, this is not possible.
Putting away the slight regret that lingered in his heart, Lu Zhou was about to urge the nightmare to continue staring at the computer when a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind.Think of a way to find Han Ziwen!
"Well, do you want to weave dreams for a specific person?" The nightmare's cute little face wrinkled, looking rather embarrassed.
Lu Zhou originally thought it would be easy for the nightmare, but looking at his expression now, he felt a little uncertain.Worried: "Is there no way to do it?"
"No. But I need that person's position. If I don't have a position, I need his appearance. If there are some things on him, the success rate of finding him will be higher." The nightmare finished speaking in one breath, seeing that the sister-in-law couldn't hide her face. disappointment.The Nightmare Tapir, who was trying to show off, quickly raised his chest and said, "But sister-in-law, even if you don't have this information, I will try my best to help you find that person to weave dreams for him!"
Just working hard, that is not sure.
Lu Zhou waved to the nightmare, signaling him to continue working.I was thinking of another way, when suddenly Xu Qing approached him without warning, spraying his breath on his face.
"You, what are you doing?" Seeing that Xu Qing was getting closer and closer, it seemed as if he wanted to kiss him.
Hey, there are still minors here!Can you pay attention to the next exercise!
Lu Zhou frantically reached out to push Xu Qing away, but before he could move, Xu Qing suddenly straightened up, took a step back, and distanced himself from him.
What are you doing?
Lu Zhou, who was flustered by the sudden attack, found that he was thinking too much, and his face was a little tense.But soon, he didn't have the heart to think about it.
Because, Xu Qing's thumb and forefinger held something for the nightmare: "Is this enough?"
The nightmare narrowed its eyes, reached out to take it, and nodded: "Enough! I can enter his dreamland when he sleeps at night!"
Intrigued by the exchange between the two demons playing a charade, Lu Zhou couldn't help but ask, "What did you find?"
Xu Qing said: "Hair."
"Hair???" Lu Zhou was shocked, when did he have Han Ziwen's hair?He has never had any contact with him from the beginning to the end.
The only person who had physical contact with Han Ziwen was the little gym coach.
ah! !Could it be that the little coach was pushed down and got it when he went to help him?
This is simply...God's will!
Lu Zhou couldn't help showing a smile on his face.
Because Xu Qing discovered the hair, Lu Zhou decided to reward him with a pot of Xu Qing's favorite food at night.Xu Qing was debating whether to eat beef or mutton, when a notification sound suddenly appeared on the computer.
This is... the notification sound for a message from a Taobao customer.
Because he happened to be standing in front of the computer, Lu Zhou didn't call the nightmare, but bent down by himself, held the mouse and clicked on the message.
It's not a customer message, but a system prompt from Taobao: The seller XX has made a bad review on the baby [Roast Flavor Dried Mantou Slices 5], please deal with it in time.
Bad review?
No way, this steamed bun slice has been selling very well in the store, right?
Based on whether there was any misunderstanding, Lu Zhou clicked on the customer's chat window.
The dense text is all from the customer!
And the customer's attitude can also be seen from this text.At the beginning, I asked in a good voice, but after a long time without getting a reply, I became tough, and after the customer service service ignored the request to return the product, the customer couldn't bear it and gave a bad review.
this!that is!Nightmare!Serious work? !
"Is this how you work today?" Lu Zhou murderously looked at the nightmare who smiled innocently at him.
The nightmare's expression froze, and the little hand flinched and was about to flee.
How could Xu Qing let it escape?With a big hand, the nightmare fell into Xu Qing's palm.
Xu Qing walked to Lu Zhou's side and asked, "What happened?"
Lu Zhou was so angry, he remembered that the snack shop had received two bad reviews so far, one was because of Xu Qing, and the other was because of the nightmare!
But Xu Qing, forget it, that customer really has a bad attitude.
But the nightmare is entirely because of its dereliction of duty!
What on earth has it been doing, and it has never responded to customer messages?
Forget it, now is not the time to worry about this.
Lu Zhou was very apologetic and apologized to the customer, and at the same time promised to double the number of steamed buns to compensate.The customer finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Lu Zhou remembered that he hadn't paid attention to the store's news for a long time, and he left it to Xu Qing and Su Xuemeng to take care of it.Then I opened the store's recent ratings, and wanted to see how far away the store was from upgrading.
Unexpectedly, this look almost made him mad!
The four of them were normal except for Han Ziwen's distorted expression.At first glance, it doesn't attract attention.
It's just that Lu Zhou was worried that if Xu Qing used a spell on Han Ziwen, he would be monitored for spell fluctuations.Just urged the little coach to go faster.
In fact, Lu Zhou didn't know what the consequences would be if he was monitored.He just speculates based on the movies and novels he has seen.Ask Xu Qing?Xu Qing didn't care about it at all, he wasn't afraid of revealing his identity at all, his cognition was still stuck in tens of thousands of years ago, and people were like ants.Explain to him that people will cause him trouble, and he won't believe it!
It doesn't make sense, Lu Zhou can only pay more attention to himself.
However, I didn't expect that in such a short 10-minute journey, the accident still happened.
Just when they entered Han Ziwen's rented community and walked through the garden, suddenly, the little coach who was supporting Han Ziwen sprained his ankle: "Ouch——"
"Where did the little stone come from?" The little coach looked down at the culprit who almost caused him to fall, muttered, and was about to kick the stone away.At this time, Han Ziwen, who was immobilized by Xu Qing's spell, suddenly moved.He slammed the little coach back, and then ran forward.
Behind the little coach are Lu Zhou and Xu Qing. Coincidentally, the direction of the little coach is facing Lu Zhou.Lu Zhou naturally went to catch him subconsciously.However, Han Ziwen's push is very strong, and the little coach looks slender, but he is actually a very weighty type.As soon as Lu Zhou picked it up, he was almost overwhelmed. Fortunately, Xu Qing came to help.
But with just such an interruption, by the time the three of them stood up, Han Ziwen had already disappeared without a trace.
"This person... belongs to the rabbit?" He ran so fast!Lu Zhou was dumbfounded.
The little coach didn't give up and wanted to chase after him.But after running forward for a while, I couldn't find it, and finally came back dejected.
When he came back, Lu Zhou was discussing with Xu Qing why the spell suddenly failed.Lu Zhou stopped talking when he saw the little coach coming from the corner of his eye.However, the little coach was overwhelmed. He clearly saw the two talking, but stopped when he came back, and selfishly felt that the two were hiding something from him.They even felt that Han Ziwen was deliberately let go by Lu Zhou and the others. After all, Xiaosan is the niece of Lu Zhou's friend.He does not help relatives.
Thinking of this, the little coach gave Lu Zhou a hard look, and walked away dissatisfied.
Lu Zhou: "..."
"Is there no way to sense the location?"
"Hey, then we can only go home and wait for news from Xuemeng."
Inside the house, in Lu Zhou's room, the Nightmare Tapir, who was happily flipping through his collection of [-] forbidden Tanmei comics, heard the conversation outside the door and the sound of the key opening the door, and his small body froze suddenly.God, how did the little boss and the boss come so fast?
Boss is really useless!Don't say anything, at least spend a night outside together!
While the nightmare hated Xu Qing, he quickly stuffed the small manga into the bookcase and slipped into the living room.As soon as he was lying on the keyboard and posing, Lu Zhou and Xu Qing walked in.
Seeing the nightmare's hard work at first glance, Lu Zhou couldn't help but smile, and praised the nightmare.Not to mention the smugness of the nightmare.
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law." The nightmare tapir fluttered and floated onto Lu Zhou's collar, and asked cutely, "I do such a good job, do you have any rewards? Every time the boss does a good job, you will give him a good meal." of."
"This," Lu Zhou was embarrassed for a moment.
Probably because the nightmare doesn't ask much, it's very cute, and its shape is so unusual, so Lu Zhou never thought of treating it as an equal living body.Hearing the cautious and expectant question of the nightmare at this moment, Lu Zhou's conscience throbbed.
Looking at the nightmare right now is like looking at a poor little child!
Lu Zhou said without hesitation: "Of course. What do you want?"
The nightmare tapir folded its tiny hands together, making a shy expression of embarrassment, and it whispered: "I want to sleep with my sister-in-law tonight."
"I can just sleep next to sister-in-law's pillow!" Worried that Lu Zhou would refuse, the nightmare quickly added.
This requirement is too small to be a problem at all.Lu Zhou nodded readily, "However," he stretched out his finger and poked the soft body of the nightmare Q, "Don't make up strange dreams for me at night!"
"No, no, I will never weave dreams for you again without your consent, sister-in-law. Even if there is a threat from the boss, I won't!" The nightmare raised his small hand and swore.
Being amused by its cute appearance, Lu Zhou suddenly remembered something, and asked Xu Qing, "Since the nightmare is also a monster, can he take shape? Human form."
"Of course. But his current strength is low and he can't be transformed." Xu Qing said.
Lu Zhou felt a little sorry.The voice of the nightmare is so cute, and the personality is so cute. If it takes shape, it must be a very cute little lady.
The moment Lu Zhou confirmed his gay status, he knew that it was impossible for him to have offspring.However, this does not prevent him from liking children.Sometimes he couldn't help but think that it would be nice if men could have children, so that he could have babies of his own.
Whenever I think that there is another person in this world who is connected to me by blood and looks similar, I will have a wonderful feeling that I am not alone in the world, but also involved.
However, this is not possible.
Putting away the slight regret that lingered in his heart, Lu Zhou was about to urge the nightmare to continue staring at the computer when a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind.Think of a way to find Han Ziwen!
"Well, do you want to weave dreams for a specific person?" The nightmare's cute little face wrinkled, looking rather embarrassed.
Lu Zhou originally thought it would be easy for the nightmare, but looking at his expression now, he felt a little uncertain.Worried: "Is there no way to do it?"
"No. But I need that person's position. If I don't have a position, I need his appearance. If there are some things on him, the success rate of finding him will be higher." The nightmare finished speaking in one breath, seeing that the sister-in-law couldn't hide her face. disappointment.The Nightmare Tapir, who was trying to show off, quickly raised his chest and said, "But sister-in-law, even if you don't have this information, I will try my best to help you find that person to weave dreams for him!"
Just working hard, that is not sure.
Lu Zhou waved to the nightmare, signaling him to continue working.I was thinking of another way, when suddenly Xu Qing approached him without warning, spraying his breath on his face.
"You, what are you doing?" Seeing that Xu Qing was getting closer and closer, it seemed as if he wanted to kiss him.
Hey, there are still minors here!Can you pay attention to the next exercise!
Lu Zhou frantically reached out to push Xu Qing away, but before he could move, Xu Qing suddenly straightened up, took a step back, and distanced himself from him.
What are you doing?
Lu Zhou, who was flustered by the sudden attack, found that he was thinking too much, and his face was a little tense.But soon, he didn't have the heart to think about it.
Because, Xu Qing's thumb and forefinger held something for the nightmare: "Is this enough?"
The nightmare narrowed its eyes, reached out to take it, and nodded: "Enough! I can enter his dreamland when he sleeps at night!"
Intrigued by the exchange between the two demons playing a charade, Lu Zhou couldn't help but ask, "What did you find?"
Xu Qing said: "Hair."
"Hair???" Lu Zhou was shocked, when did he have Han Ziwen's hair?He has never had any contact with him from the beginning to the end.
The only person who had physical contact with Han Ziwen was the little gym coach.
ah! !Could it be that the little coach was pushed down and got it when he went to help him?
This is simply...God's will!
Lu Zhou couldn't help showing a smile on his face.
Because Xu Qing discovered the hair, Lu Zhou decided to reward him with a pot of Xu Qing's favorite food at night.Xu Qing was debating whether to eat beef or mutton, when a notification sound suddenly appeared on the computer.
This is... the notification sound for a message from a Taobao customer.
Because he happened to be standing in front of the computer, Lu Zhou didn't call the nightmare, but bent down by himself, held the mouse and clicked on the message.
It's not a customer message, but a system prompt from Taobao: The seller XX has made a bad review on the baby [Roast Flavor Dried Mantou Slices 5], please deal with it in time.
Bad review?
No way, this steamed bun slice has been selling very well in the store, right?
Based on whether there was any misunderstanding, Lu Zhou clicked on the customer's chat window.
The dense text is all from the customer!
And the customer's attitude can also be seen from this text.At the beginning, I asked in a good voice, but after a long time without getting a reply, I became tough, and after the customer service service ignored the request to return the product, the customer couldn't bear it and gave a bad review.
this!that is!Nightmare!Serious work? !
"Is this how you work today?" Lu Zhou murderously looked at the nightmare who smiled innocently at him.
The nightmare's expression froze, and the little hand flinched and was about to flee.
How could Xu Qing let it escape?With a big hand, the nightmare fell into Xu Qing's palm.
Xu Qing walked to Lu Zhou's side and asked, "What happened?"
Lu Zhou was so angry, he remembered that the snack shop had received two bad reviews so far, one was because of Xu Qing, and the other was because of the nightmare!
But Xu Qing, forget it, that customer really has a bad attitude.
But the nightmare is entirely because of its dereliction of duty!
What on earth has it been doing, and it has never responded to customer messages?
Forget it, now is not the time to worry about this.
Lu Zhou was very apologetic and apologized to the customer, and at the same time promised to double the number of steamed buns to compensate.The customer finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Lu Zhou remembered that he hadn't paid attention to the store's news for a long time, and he left it to Xu Qing and Su Xuemeng to take care of it.Then I opened the store's recent ratings, and wanted to see how far away the store was from upgrading.
Unexpectedly, this look almost made him mad!
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