My customer service is not human

"Yes, send it to 2, Building 1503, Xihai Road Community." After reporting the address, Lu Zhou hung up the phone and was about to enter the house.I don't want to bump into something.

He looked in surprise at Xu Qing who also came to the balcony sometime.

Xu Qing was guilty of being a thief, and before Lu Zhou could tell him, he immediately explained himself: "It's that guy who suddenly asked to use the computer. I saw that he seemed to be in a hurry, so I gave it to him."

Lu Zhou looked in the direction of Xu Qing's finger and found what webpage the little coach was browsing.He said "Oh" without any expression.Lift your feet and walk into the house.

Seeing that the little boss didn't blame himself, Xu Qingsong let out a sigh of relief.Following Lu Zhou like a tail, he had nothing to say: "Boss, what did you order for him at noon?"

"Two 12-inch supreme pizzas." Lu Zhou said.

"how about you?"

"fried rice."

Xu Qing became dissatisfied: "Why am I different from you?"

Lu Zhou: "...Idiot! If you also order fried rice, people will think I'm crazy if I order twenty servings!"

"Oh, oh that's it." Xu Qing said generously, "Then you can eat pizza. I'll share mine with you."

"I don't want to eat today." Lu Zhou was weak.

He realized that as long as he was serious with Xu Qing, he must be the loser!

However, are the ancient gods and beasts generally idle?Why do I always have so much energy and time to worry about these unimportant little things?

If you really have nothing to do, go out and sell him! ! !

calm down.Don't be angry, don't be irritable.

Lu Zhou closed his eyes, suppressing the urge to growl and get angry.Decided to go back to the house and continue looking for opportunities.

Just when he passed behind the little coach, the little coach didn't know what he saw, and suddenly stood up very excitedly, slammed the mouse in his hand, and shouted: "It really is that vixen! I knew she had a problem!"

He really didn't want to hear about the little coach and his ex-boyfriend and the ex-boyfriend's third party. Lu Zhou planned to leave before the little coach caught him and complained.But by accident, he glanced at the computer screen, and unexpectedly saw a somewhat familiar profile face.

"Isn't this..." Lu Zhou leaned over curiously, confirmed it, and found that he really looked like Su Xuerou, and immediately waved to Su Xuemeng, "Xuemeng, come and see if this is your niece from back home? "

Su Xuemeng walked over, and with just one glance, she confirmed, "It's Su Xuerou."

When the little coach heard this conversation, his eyes immediately widened. He couldn't hide his anger and looked at Su Xuemeng: "What, this vixen is your niece?"

"What, is she the third party you're talking about?" Lu Zhou and Su Xuemeng were no less surprised than the little coach.

Especially Su Xuemeng.After she pressed Su Xuerou to find out the whereabouts of the stolen item, she obviously arranged for her clan to be punished.Why was she not in the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, but appeared on the entertainment news?He also got involved with actors in the entertainment industry.

"Say, tell me what you know from the beginning to the end." Su Xuemeng's face was watery, and ordered the little coach.

The little coach was so frightened by Su Xuemeng's momentum that his legs went limp and he almost stopped.

When the big demon was angry, no ordinary person could bear it.

Fortunately, Lu Zhou reminded in time: "Xuemeng, don't worry, maybe it's just that people are similar, or there is some misunderstanding in the middle. Listen to him first."

Su Xuemeng took a deep breath, restrained herself a bit, "Okay."

The little coach was overwhelmed by this aura, and a layer of sweat broke out on his forehead. At this moment, he didn't even bother to wipe off the sweat, and told everything about him, his ex-boyfriend, and the vixen one by one.

But in his narration, the third person is not called Su Xuerou, but Su Xue.

In his memory, Su Xue was obviously still with her ex-boyfriend yesterday, but why did it get on the news today, saying that she had a room with a trafficker last night?Could it be that he kicked his ex-boyfriend?

Thinking of the ex-boyfriend's ruthlessness, the little coach didn't know whether to clap his hands and say he deserved it, or to lament that Su Xue's wrist is really powerful.She was able to hook up with people in the entertainment industry!

Mu Sheng, as he knows, is famous for his handsome appearance, but it is not the kind of gentle and non-aggressive beauty, but full of masculinity and tough guy temperament.The facial features are three-dimensional, with sword eyebrows and star eyes.The most amazing thing is that no matter whether he is in ancient costume or modern costume, he has his own taste.There are countless fans.There are men and women.

The little coach also used to be a fan of him, but after meeting Xu Qing, his goal changed.Compared to Xu Qing, Mu Sheng still seemed a little immature.

"Where is he?" Su Xuemeng asked suddenly.

The little coach who was talking excitedly was startled: "Who?"

"Mu Sheng."

The little coach honestly shook his head: "I don't know."

Su Xuemeng looked at Lu Zhou with a sullen face. Lu Zhou probably knew what she wanted to do. After thinking for a while, he said, "I'll check it online. But there's no guarantee I can find it."

"Yes." Su Xuemeng nodded, "I'll go home first and make some preparations."

……

Looking at the four 12-inch pizzas on the table, the little coach was a little dazed: "Brother Lu, did you accidentally order too much?"

Lu Zhou picked up his fried rice and ate it.Today's meal is too late, he is starving.Hearing this, he said without raising his head, "No."

"But," the little coach was about to ask them how such a small group of people could eat so much, when they saw that the 12-inch pizza in front of Xu Qing was already half-sized.

He didn't even see how Xu Qing ate.

This appetite!This speed!

The little coach silently swallowed the words in his stomach.He suddenly discovered that these people were not ordinary.Maybe there are some secrets on them, and I shouldn't provoke them.

Originally, he wanted to grind on Lu Zhou's kindness for a while longer, but after seeing Xu Qing's terrible way of eating, his skills, and the unbreathable fear that Su Xuemeng suddenly brought to him before, he felt that for the sake of It's better for Xiao Ming to leave quickly.

After lunch, without Lu Zhou opening his mouth, the little coach took the initiative to say: "Thank you Brother Lu for taking me in last night, I won't bother you any more. Goodbye."

After speaking, as if there was a fire behind his buttocks, he left quickly.

Xu Qing walked back to the second bedroom without saying a word. After about 3 minutes, he packed a bag of ashes in his pocket and came out.

"What are you?" Lu Zhou wondered.He didn't remember that the second bedroom was so dirty that he could sweep out a bag of dust.

Xu Qing said in a natural tone: "Bedding."

"What?" Lu Zhou felt the pain in his heart and he was about to have difficulty breathing!He is still worried about the lack of funds for the order, Xu Qing, this prodigal bastard, turned around and burned the bed sheet and quilt cover in the second bedroom to ashes!

Wait, no.A flash of clarity suddenly flashed in Lu Zhou's mind. If it was just a bed sheet, there shouldn't be so much dust.

"What did you burn?" Lu Zhou asked, resisting the urge to faint.

Xu Qing said with a relaxed tone: "All the bedding."

"The guest room is my room. How can I use the bedding used by mere mortals. If it is not convenient, I want to burn the bed frame together."

Ah, very good.These words finally made Xu Qing look like an ancient beast.

but! ! !

The irritated and out-of-control Lu Zhouhong rushed forward with eyes and thumped Xu Qing's chest fiercely: "You are not in charge, you don't know that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive! Do you know how much you have to pay for the things you burnt?" What a prodigal son! Burning the sheets and quilts is fine, even the mattress! How come you don’t see that you are so particular about cleanliness? I’m still a mere mortal, let me tell you, what you step on, sit on, sleep on, and use Yes, everything belongs to mere mortals. Shouldn't you burn this house down?"

Every time Lu Zhou yelled, his voice became louder, and Xu Qing's head lowered a little.After Lu Zhou finished yelling, Xu Qing lowered his head like a primary school student who has been scolded by the head teacher for doing something wrong.

Poor and annoying.

"Your bedding expenses will all be deducted from your salary!" Lu Zhou snorted angrily.

Xu Qing naturally agreed immediately.

Seeing his attitude of not caring about money again, Lu Zhou was so depressed.I want to get my salary back!

But he really can't help but squeeze other people's labor force and make them work for nothing.

"The losses that you burned will also be deducted from your salary!" Lu Zhou added.

Xu Qing still readily agreed.

Lu Zhou thought of something, suddenly stopped fire, and asked Xu Qing with a smile: "By the way, you have been deducted so many times, do you know how much you can still pay this month's salary?"

Xu Qing scratched her head: "I don't know."

Lu Zhou snorted: "How much money do you have with you now?"

Xu Qing took out a handful and handed it to Lu Zhou. Lu Zhou counted it, put it in his trouser pocket, and said, "After deducting these and this month's salary, you are currently in debt of [-] in total."

"Come on, try to pay it off as soon as possible. Otherwise, I will charge interest." Lu Zhou said.

Xu Qing didn't realize the crisis yet, so he grinned honestly: "Take it, it's okay."

"It's really generous. But, have you forgotten what I said? I don't raise people who eat nothing, or demons."

Xu Qing's body froze suddenly.

Ahhhhhh! ! !Little boss, he wants to kick me out again! ! !