My customer service is not human

Speaking of sad things, the little coach choked up crying again.That sad and pitiful spirit seems to be a good family man who was robbed by someone.

The waiter in charge of serving food came in a few times, but hesitated to speak, and looked at Lu Zhou and the three of them strangely.But in the end, I probably felt that neither Lu Zhou nor Su Xuemeng looked like bad guys, so they didn't speak rashly.

But the waiter didn't say anything, it doesn't mean that Lu Zhou can make the little coach cry like this.

Seeing that the dishes were almost ready, Lu Zhou signaled Su Xuemeng to put the dishes in the red soup, and handed the tissue box to the little coach, comforting him: "Since he can change his orientation at any time, then this time there will be no such woman." , there will be other women. Now that you know his true face, it’s better than finding out that you’ve been cheated in the depths of your relationship. Don’t cry, come and eat a piece of hairy belly to calm the fire.”

The little coach hiccupped, but his hands were not polite, and he stuffed the hairy belly that Lu Zhou gave him into his mouth.

Xu Qing poked Lu Zhou's waist in dissatisfaction: "I want it too."

"Where are your own hands?" Lu Zhou asked

Xu Qing shamelessly hid her arms behind her back: "It's gone."

Childish ghost!

Although he scolded in his heart, Lu Zhou still gave Xu Qing a piece of hairy belly.

Just after clipping, I ran into Su Xuemeng's playful expression.Lu Zhou's scalp tingled, and with a guilty conscience that he couldn't count, he hurriedly grabbed a slice for Su Xuemeng, and explained without silver here: "The hairy belly of this restaurant is a signature, crispy and delicious."

Su Xuemeng smiled, but didn't expose Lu Zhou's clumsy lie. With a roll of chopsticks, hairy belly and three pieces of chicken entered her mouth.

Lu Zhou: "!!!" Sister, can you eat more politely?

At this time, Lu Zhou was extremely fortunate to have chosen a private room.Otherwise, even if there is no little coach who loves to cry, Su Xuemeng and Xu Qing's eating will attract countless attentions.

Especially Su Xuemeng!Who would have thought that a beautiful woman with a charming, enchanting and beautiful temperament could eat food more ferociously than a man.

When he was used to seeing Xu Qing's eating at home, he thought there was something wrong. Today, when he entered a crowded place, he realized that these two people were too out of line!

But Xu Qing is fine, with his size as a cover, Su Xuemeng just...

Forget it, there are still outsiders, so I will mention it implicitly when I get home.

Ever since he knew there were monsters, Lu Zhou nervously asked if there were any monster catchers.However, both Xu Qing and Su Xuemeng haven't wandered in the human world for a long time, so they don't know at all.

Lu Zhou raised his heart, for fear that the two of them would be targeted by the monster hunters.

It's not that they are worried that the two of them will be arrested, but that the demon chaser will be injured and maimed by the two of them. Then he, an inconspicuous little man, will definitely attract the attention of the mysterious department.

At that time, I didn't know if he would be arrested and tortured as a spy who had liaison with the demon world.

So after agreeing to keep Su Xuemeng and Xu Qing by his side, Lu Zhou urged him not to transform indiscriminately, let alone do anything beyond scientific explanation.

Both Su Xuemeng and Xu Qing agreed with good temper.

However, Lu Zhou did not expect that food intake would also become a loophole.

However, it is too harsh not to let others eat in order not to be exposed, so Lu Zhou can only choose to imply that they eat more politely.Don't come to the situation of two chicken wings in one bite.

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With the comfort of eating and drinking, the little coach finally calmed down a lot.He twitched his red nose, and said to Lu Zhou in embarrassment: "Actually, I also know that when I say this, people will think that I am unwilling, comforting and explaining myself, but I really feel this way. He didn't really like that vixen, he was just bewitched."

He, of course, was his ex-boyfriend.

Lu Zhou didn't laugh at the little coach's guess, but he didn't believe it right away. Instead, he asked, "Your intuition?"

The little coach shook his head, bit his chopsticks, struggled for a long time, finally mustered up the courage, and said in a low voice mysteriously: "Didn't I also have contact with that vixen? I think she is a bit evil. Look at her eyes, I can't help but have an impulse to please her and satisfy all her wishes."

"But I don't have this kind of impulse all the time, very rarely. Because I still like men, and I don't like the appearance of that vixen. It's not good-looking at all to pretend to be innocent."

"I appreciate Miss Su's kind."

During the conversation, everyone has already reported their names.

The little coach glanced at Su Xuemeng shyly and said.

Su Xuemeng has never heard any flattering words, and the little coach's praise can't make her have the slightest mood swings.She still eats food by herself.

This is her first time to eat hot pot. It tastes so spicy and spicy that it has endless aftertaste.

Yummy, so delicious!

Su Xuemeng ate with all her concentration, unable to stop.

Lu Zhou looked at the little coach in surprise. He didn't expect him to like Su Xuemeng, a charming type full of queen's aura.

But it was only a brief surprise, radish and green vegetables, each has its own love.

On the contrary, the involuntary situation mentioned by the little coach, he somehow felt familiar.But for a while, I couldn't remember where I heard or experienced it, so I put it behind me and continued to ask: "Since you have this doubt, have you told your boyfriend?"

Mentioning this, the little coach is full of anger.

"Why didn't you say that! As a result, that guy didn't believe me at all, and said that I maliciously slandered his sweetheart. I was so angry."

The little coach angrily took a bite of the brittle bone and chewed it loudly, as if he regarded the brittle bone as his ex-boyfriend and a third party involved in the relationship.

At this point, the conversation is actually almost the same.Lu Zhou really has nothing to comfort him. It is useless for others to talk about the relationship between two people, because it is no one else in the relationship.

Seeing that he had almost eaten, Lu Zhou called the waiter to pay the bill.

After dinner, prepare to take a taxi home.There is still business to discuss tomorrow, so I need to go back and make preparations.

Unexpectedly, the little coach relied on them.Rubbing to Lu Zhou, he said pitifully, "I don't have a job now, and I have no place to live after being kicked out. Brother Lu, can you take me in for a night?"

"But there are only two rooms at home." Lu Zhou frowned in embarrassment.

The little coach said without hesitation: "I can live in a guest room."

There is no mistake!Why did the demon leave, and people came to grab the room with him again?Xu Qing said dissatisfied: "The guest room is mine."

The little coach's eyes lit up immediately, and he said happily, "It's okay, I can sleep with you."

This... of course it won't work!

Xu Qing disagrees, and neither does Lu Zhou!

But the little coach was about to cry and begged: "One night, just one night. I will go out tomorrow and find another place to live."

Xu Qing was very displeased with this shameless behavior.Ask directly: "Why don't you go to a hotel?"

The little coach's expression froze, he was very embarrassed and said: "I have no money."

This, at least for acquaintance, it can't make people really sleep on the street.

Finally, Lu Zhou reluctantly agreed: "Then you will sleep in the guest room tonight. Xu Qing will sleep with me."

Xu Qing, who was still in the sky with dark clouds just now, immediately turned into a clear sky.

good, very good.

It couldn't be better!

The way he looked at the little coach changed from disgust to satisfaction in an instant.

At the same time, I still have a trace of regret in my heart. If I had known that I could still operate like this, I wouldn't have driven the vixen away in the first place.

Leaving the vixen in the guest room, and following the little boss as a matter of course, how wonderful it is.

I was stupid at the time, and my brain didn't turn the corner.

Leaving aside how Xu Qing regretted beating his chest and stomping his feet, he didn't mention it.A group of four returned to the community where Lu Zhou was located.