My customer service is not human

With the warehouse, you no longer have to worry about buying too many snacks and no place to put them.Lu Zhou waved his hand proudly, ordered a large number of various snacks from a snack wholesaler who often buys them, and then arranged for Xu Qing to send them to the warehouse.Nightmare tapir supervisor.

Yes, that's right, Overseer.

Although Xu Qing had initially gained Lu Zhou's trust, he agreed to stay.However, in view of his previous poor performance, Lu Zhou set a probation period for him.If he does not perform well during the probation period, he will be driven away at any time.

However, Lu Zhou also had his own affairs to be busy, so he didn't have time to stare at Xu Qing 24 hours a day.Coincidentally, the Nightmare Tapir is a restless little guy who is very clingy, so he simply arranged a task for the Nightmare Tapir to record Xu Qing's performance.Let both have work to do.It's a shame that there are always two followers behind his buttocks.

As for whether the nightmare will release water for Xu Qing, Lu Zhou has already considered it!

Ever since he knew that the Nightmare Tapir could record what happened in a period of time in the form of weaving dreams, and then play it in the dream, he happily approved the Nightmare Tapir's supervisory task.

Watching Xu Qing's day's experience every night, it's like sleeping and relaxing.Lu Zhou thought so.

He didn't think there was anything wrong with that at the time.Well, it was too late by the time I realized something was wrong.Everyone was eaten up by Xu Qing and wiped out without leaving any residue.

Lu Zhou raised Xu Wan's customer service when Xu Wan came over for dinner in the morning, and Xu Wan agreed without thinking.The straightforward attitude almost made Lu Zhou think that his customer service position with a monthly salary of 3000 and including three meals a day was an incredible job.

Xu Wan probably also noticed that she seemed to be too diligent, and remedied: "I came out in a hurry this time, I didn't bring any money, and money is tight."

Isn't it urgent?The tail was snatched, and it was tracked all the way to this point.

However, do demons also need to spend money?

Lu Zhou looked curious about the baby and asked his doubts. Xu Wan smiled and said, "Of course I need it. Human shopping malls have a lot of beautiful clothes and various skin care products. I want to buy them."

Lu Zhou said sincerely: "Your current condition is better than those who use skin care products. No one can guess your real age."

"That has to be." Who saw her and could believe that she was a goblin over 900 years old?

For Lu Zhou's praise, Xu Wan said it was very useful.When he was in a good mood, he said to Lu Zhou in a very personal manner: "Boss Lu, actually my real name is Su Xuemeng. From now on, you can just call me Sister Xuemeng."

"What's your name, you look younger than me." Lu Zhou whispered.

Su Xuemeng, whose alias was Xu Wan, heard this, and smiled so brightly.

In the kitchen, Xu Qing, who finally managed to wash the dishes without breaking a single dish, came out wiping his hands, and saw the dead fox smiling at the little boss.And the little boss blushed slightly, as if he was ashamed of her teasing.

What a picture of love and concubine.Xu Qing's back molars were about to be crushed after eating acetic acid.

But this vixen is very shrewd, if he confronts her head-on, he will only suffer.Xu Qing, who was at a disadvantage due to Lu Zhou's "eccentricity" in several confrontations, has a deep understanding of this.

Therefore, even though he was so annoyed that he wanted to peel off the fox's fur, in the end, he just snorted heavily and waited for Su Xuemeng to take a look.Then he walked up to Lu Zhou and said, "Zhou...ah boss, I've already cleaned up the kitchen, please check."

"Yeah." Lu Zhou nodded.Pointing to the living room, she said to Su Xuemeng, "Xuemeng go to the living room to sit for a while. I will talk to you about the work content and the signing of the contract later."

Sign a contract?Xu Qing's ears perked up.He didn't even care about the little boss calling him a vixen, so he grabbed Lu Zhou's arm and asked nervously, "Boss, are you going to fire me?"

A few days ago, I found out that Lu Zhou had the idea of ​​letting the vixen be the customer service, so he started to perform hard in order to keep his job.He learned everything from cleaning and mopping the floor to tidying up the house, even washing dishes.What I want is for the little boss to see that he is so hardworking and serious, not to replace the customer service job.

In the end...was all his efforts in vain?

Xu Qing was thinking wildly and heartbroken when someone slapped his face suddenly.The pupils regained focus, and what I saw was the corner of the little boss's slightly raised mouth: "What are you doing standing there stupidly? Why don't you leave?"

Xu Qing was confused, Zhou Zhou was still smiling at me, it didn't look like he was dissatisfied with me.Then why do you still have to sign a contract with the stinky fox?

Regardless, you need a computer to do customer service, and there are only two computers at home.One belongs to Zhouzhou, and the other is used by myself.As long as he refuses to give up his computer, so what if the dead fox gets a customer service job?She can't work!

Thinking of a countermeasure, Xu Qing relaxed.The steps became bigger and rushed to behind Lu Zhou in two or three steps.

Unexpectedly, when Lu Zhou came to the door, he stopped suddenly. Xu Qing didn't pay attention, and it was too late to retract his legs. As a result, the thin and weak Lu Zhou was bumped by him, and almost had intimate contact with the kitchen floor.

At the last moment of Haoxuan, Xu Qing put his arms around his waist and brought him back in time.

The little boss has such a thin waist.It's so nice to touch.Xu Qing, whose scars had healed and forgot the pain, couldn't help squinting, hugged Lu Zhou tightly, buried his head in his neck and took a deep breath, his short, thick hair tied Lu Zhou's neck itchy.

What is this guy crazy about?

He snorted angrily on Xu Qing's head: "Stand up quickly."

Xu Qing raised his head reluctantly, straightened his waist, and withdrew his hand.

Seeing that he was finally being honest, Lu Zhou sullenly pointed to the kitchen floor and asked, "What happened?"

Xu Qing took a glance, blushed, babbled for a long time, and choked out an explanation: "Too much oil."

Then?Lu Zhou didn't understand for a while.

But Xu Qing stopped talking after explaining such a sentence, and glanced up and down, left and right, but did not look at the kitchen floor.

Looking at the puddles of water on the ground, those who didn't know thought there was a flood in the kitchen.

Lu Zhou commanded Xu Qing with a headache: "Go to the bathroom and get a mop."

Xu Qing slipped away.He didn't let Lu Zhou do it when he took it back, he took the initiative to step in and clean it up.Just looking at his wide-open and wide-open posture, no matter how you look at it, it hurts your eyes.Lu Zhou couldn't help calling a stop.

"You, go out and wait." Lu Zhou ordered.

Xu Qing let go reluctantly, with such reluctance, it seemed that he and the mop had some kind of love that moved heaven and earth.

Do you love doing housework so much?Lu Zhou was a little dumbfounded.However, he thought about it in his heart. Under Xu Qing's rough appearance, he didn't expect to hide a delicate heart that loves housework.But he really has no basis for cleaning up.Or, send him to a housekeeping training class?

The tuition... Of course it was deducted from his salary!

After clearing the kitchen floor in twos and twos, Lu Zhou had time to check the dishes Xu Qing had cleaned.Well, it's fairly clean, at least you can see the original appearance of the dishes, unlike the previous few times, either a vegetable leaf was left here, or there was still oil stains that hadn't been cleaned up.

"It's well washed." Under Xu Qing's eager eyes, Lu Zhou praised.

Although, the event of this praise and the object of praise are so weird.

Even washing the dishes is worthy of praise, I'm afraid I'm not mentally retarded!

Pfft, Xu Qing is not mentally retarded.But sometimes he's really clumsy.I don't know how he became an ancient beast like this.

Xu Qing, who was praised by the little boss, was so happy that she wished she could go to heaven.Both eyes are shining brightly.The sight is fiery.

Feeling that if he continued to stare at him, he would be burned red by the temperature, and wanted to find an excuse to dismiss him.Lu Zhou caught a glimpse of the mop leaning on him from the corner of the eye, "Go and wash the mop and put it away."

"Okay." Xu Qing happily agreed.

Looking at the back of him leaving, Lu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief.

I don't know if it's because he dreamed of Xu Qing sleeping every night recently, but he felt more and more that Xu Qing's appearance and figure suit his appetite.Sometimes there will even be some charming thoughts, wanting to be hugged by Xu Qing, wanting to be penetrated by Xu Qing like in the little comics I have read.

Sometimes, without realizing anything, there is peace.But with thoughts together, desire grows like weeds.Tortured the mind.

Lu Zhou knew that Xu Qing liked him.But what about myself?He has never liked anyone before, and he doesn't know how to be moved.

He quietly checked related issues on the Internet, but he almost didn't have any signs of liking from people who came here.

Lu Zhou suddenly panicked. Could it be that his current mentality is the kind of scumbag mentality rejected by society?They just want to possess the other person's body, and are only tempted by the other person's body, but they are not moved, unwilling and unwilling to give affection.

Well!Lu Zhou couldn't help covering his face with his hands, why is he like this!

How could he have such irresponsible thoughts towards Xu Qing?

Don't let Xu Qing know, otherwise Xu Qing thinks that he just wants to play with him, and when the beast gets angry, his corpse will float for thousands of miles?Anything less than this number will be disastrous.Xu Qing has such a violent temper again.

Why.Really sad.

In the future, try not to pay attention to Xu Qing's body, and when you get along with him, your heart must be pure, pure, pure!

Lu Zhou took a deep breath.In the bathroom separated by a wall from the kitchen, Xu Qing turned on the water pipe to the maximum and was rushing at the mop.

The sound of rushing water did not stop for a long time.

Lu Zhou was surprised, the mop wasn't very dirty, why did it take so long to wash it?

He couldn't help but walk over and look around.Seeing this, Lu Zhou was so angry that he almost wanted to rub Xu Qing on the ground!

Who would waste water to wash a mop like that?

Keep rushing, how long will it take to wash away?Won't you lift it up and step on it?

"Let's go, I'll come." Lu Zhou looked at the water that was about to overflow the bathroom, feeling very distressed about this month's water bill.Drive away Xu Qing and wash the mop by herself.While washing, he remembered the water stains in the kitchen. Lu Zhou raised his head suspiciously, looked at Xu Qing and asked, "Is this the same method you used to wash the dishes before?"

Turn on the water to the maximum and then rinse.until rinsed.

Xu Qing nodded under Lu Zhou's painful eyes.

Lu Zhou: "... half of this month's water bill will be paid from your salary!"

Xu Qing nodded fearlessly.Salary and so on are just a few pieces of paper, and he doesn't need anything, so it's useless to ask for it.If the little boss likes it, then buckle it.As long as the little boss is happy.

When Lu Zhou saw that he had said such a severe punishment, Xu Qing didn't seem to be in any pain.Lu Zhou...so frustrated and powerless, I dare not let this old man do housework anymore.