My customer service is not human

"Heh." Looking down at the little thing in his hand, Lu Zhou suddenly sneered.

"Can't understand me?"

"Can't speak out?"

Raising his palm to the level of his eyes, Lu Zhou asked one sentence at a time.

Lu Zhou's tone was very calm, but Xu Qing was not so stupid as to think that Lu Zhou was not angry at all.On the contrary, this may be a manifestation of Lu Zhou's extreme anger.

The jealousy that filled his head dissipated.Return rationally.Xu Qing's body froze suddenly, and he remembered that the little boss has zero tolerance for cheating.It seems that I have lied to him a little too many times recently.

Well, is it too late to admit your mistake now?

Xu Qing blinked and looked at Lu Zhou with a pitiful expression.

It's a pity that Taotie is really ugly. Even if it is a mini version, it is petite and exquisite, but it has nothing to do with words like cute and cute.

So his performance, not only did not soften Lu Zhou's heart, but made Lu Zhou even more angry.

Don't admit it when you make a mistake and still want to fool around by acting cute?

When he is easy to fool?

Originally, I wanted to take a good look at Xu Qing's origins and reshape the worldview.Now, Lu Zhou has changed his mind.

He pursed his lips and walked towards the kitchen without saying a word.He took out a medium-sized glass lunch box, threw Xu Qing into it, and closed the lid.Shaking it made Xu Qing dizzy.

Little, little boss, what are you trying to do to me?Xu Qing thought suspiciously.

Spin Penalty?

Facts have proved that Lu Zhou is not as naive as he thought.

After installing Xu Qing, he made sure that the lid was tightly closed. As soon as he stuffed the lunch box into the cabinet, Lu Zhou clapped his hands and left.

yes, go.

Lu Zhou thinks so, since Xu Qing has no intention of repenting at all, then give him a calm space and let him think slowly.When did you know you were wrong, and when did you let him out.

Moreover, the corners of Lu Zhou's mouth turned up with his back to Xu Qing. If the myths and legends did not lie to him, Taotie is a very gluttonous beast.What punishment is more painful than the delicious food in front of him, but he can't eat a bite?

As for a glass box, whether it can be trapped in Xu Qing is not within the scope of Lu Zhou's consideration.

If Xu Qing ran out, then he would never leave Xu Qing by his side again.

He couldn't tolerate being surrounded by liars...uh or beasts!

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law." Lu Zhou was thinking about Xu Qing's ups and downs. Suddenly, a cute child's voice rang in his ears.

He turned his head to look over, and saw that the pitch black lump that he had misunderstood as a toy before was bouncing in the air. It seemed that he wanted to get close to him, but he was a little afraid.

This thing seems to claim to be Xu Qing's younger brother?

With this appearance, do you want to intercede with Xu Qing?

As soon as Lu Zhou's thoughts appeared, the nightmare seemed to be able to see through his thoughts, and immediately said: "Sister-in-law, don't get me wrong, I have always despised the boss's insincere behavior!"

"Actually, I have wanted to tell the truth to you, sister-in-law, but the boss is so fierce, people dare not say it. Beep." The dream tapir pretended to cry twice.

But his crying was so careless that Lu Zhou felt that his ears were almost deafened by its howling.In order to avoid the upstairs or downstairs hearing that he is abusing children here, Lu Zhou had to say: "Stop! I believe you are."

Although the nightmare has no obvious facial features to express its emotions, its constantly twisting and changing body shape shows its happiness at the moment.

However, he was probably overjoyed, and he dared to smack Lu Zhou's face, "Sister-in-law, I knew you were the best."

Xu Qing's chilly voice reached the nightmare's mind: "Steal the little boss's tofu? You've got a lot of guts."

The nightmare was so frightened that the whole group was sick, and quickly scanned the surroundings, and when they didn't see Xu Qing's shadow, they breathed a sigh of relief.I was so scared to death that I almost thought that the boss was coming to beat me.

I didn't see Xu Qing appearing, but I watched the whole process of Xu Qing being locked up by Lu Zhou just now, the little Jiujiu in the nightmare's heart crackled and made a decision.

It seemed that the boss didn't dare to come out by himself until the sister-in-law let go.Very good, then no matter what I do to my sister-in-law, the boss can only threaten me dryly.

Hee hee hee hee hee hee.The Nightmare Tapir laughed a few times in a tone that didn't match its voice, and it decided that it must hug the sister-in-law's thigh resolutely.

With the protection of my sister-in-law, in the future, even the eldest, I can't just arrange for myself to carry garbage.

Hmph, I'm the dream weaving master, not a garbage hauler!

In terms of flattery, obsession, coquettishness, and ability to touch people's hearts, the Nightmare Tapir is not much better than Xu Qing, but it has an ability that Xu Qing has never possessed, that is - small!

Cough, don't get me wrong, this kid doesn't mean that the Nightmare Tapir is young in some respects, but that he is young in age.

As we all know, no matter what kind of creature, the cub state looks the most harmless and the easiest to let people accept.

The nightmare is now taking advantage of its own advantage, selling Xu Qing while pretending to be innocent, and finally successfully obtained Lu Zhou's approval.

"Sister-in-law, can I sleep with you tonight? I'm afraid of the dark." The little nightmare stopped on Lu Zhou's shoulder and asked innocently and cutely.

Lu Zhou couldn't help but "poof", "Aren't you a dream weaver? Are you also afraid of the dark?"

The nightmare replied shamelessly: "Because he is still young."

Xu Qing, who had been paying attention to the outside situation with his consciousness, felt like his teeth were going to be sore.He curled his lips in disdain. Do you think you can fool the little boss with such a clumsy lie?The little boss is not so stupid!

However, it turns out that Lu Zhou is... so "stupid".

"Okay, but you are not allowed to weave strange dreams for me at night." Lu Zhou urged.

The last naked meeting incident, Nightmare Tapir blamed Xu Qing very much, saying that Xu Qing threatened him to do so, and he was helpless.

Although many days have passed, Lu Zhou's cheeks are still a little hot when he thinks of that dream.What a shame!Except for small cartoons and real men, he has never seen any without clothes.

The visual impact can be said to be very large.

This kind of stimulation is enough once, and he doesn't want to experience it again.

The nightmare agreed obediently.

Xu Qing had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat and was almost suffocated to death.

……

After tossing and tossing for so long all night, when Lu Zhou returned to his room to rest, it was almost dawn.He originally planned to listen to the nightmare again about monsters and beasts, take a nap and get up to start work.Although the Taobao store is not big, it is the foundation of his life.As a store owner and customer service, he needs to answer some inquiries from customers online at any time during the day.

However, he didn't know whether it was too tired, or the nightmare's narration had a hypnotic effect. After listening to it for a while, he felt extremely sleepy.Unknowingly, he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

"Boss, boss." Seeing that Lu Zhou was asleep, the nightmare quickly turned around and floated to the kitchen, shouting outside the cupboard where Xu Qing was closed.

Xu Qing still remembered that the nightmare just blackened her relentlessly, and was very angry.

The nightmare didn't feel like it had annoyed the boss at all. After yelling twice, it burrowed into the cupboard.

"Boss, don't be dazed, sister-in-law is already asleep, now it's your turn." The nightmare said eagerly.

Xu Qing who was about to get angry was startled, what do you mean?

The nightmare on the upper body of the showman immediately said: "No, boss, I have been with you for so long, and you still don't trust me? Am I the kind of little brother who will betray you? What I said to my sister-in-law just now is for the boss you!"

"Only when sister-in-law relaxes her guard against me, can I weave a dream for sister-in-law and take you in. In the dream, boss, you can explain to sister-in-law properly."

"Boss, for you, I even sacrificed my hue."

After hearing Mengmo's heartfelt words, Xu Qing almost vomited out his nasty dinner.

However, the nightmare proposed by the nightmare made his eyes shine.I was so anxious and nervous that I forgot about this operation.

That's right, if there's something you can't say well in reality, then say it in your dream.

In the dream, it is the home of the nightmare.

Even if the little boss didn't want to listen to what he said, he still had to listen to it under the control of the nightmare.

Xu Qing cast a satisfied look at the nightmare: "It's still useful to you."

"Let's get started." Xu Qing curled up against the glass wall and closed his eyes.

The dream created by the nightmare slowly took shape in Lu Zhou's mind.