My customer service is not human

Lu Zhou cooked a very hearty meal for lunch today.Not only meat and chicken, but also a steamed fish.

A large table full of food, let alone two people, is enough for five people.

After finishing the last soup and serving it on the table, Lu Zhou found that there was no place to put it. Lu Zhou was a little embarrassed and accidentally made too much.It was Xu Qing who was smart enough to move the two plates closer together, put the fish on top of each other, and then make room for the soup.

"Well, I've been a little busy these two days, so I made more, and I can eat it right away at night." After sitting down, Lu Zhou felt that he was a little too grand. Afraid that Xu Qing would think too much, he hurriedly explained why there was such a thing. So many dishes.

Xu Qing nodded absent-mindedly, his eyes wandering over the dishes, and when Lu Zhou said "start", he immediately started to work on the dish he was looking for.

Seeing how he looked like he hadn't eaten in a few lifetimes, Lu Zhou couldn't help but smile.

"Eat." He said to Xu Qing.

Xu Qing was not too polite, and put the most tender piece of meat from the belly of the fish into Lu Zhou's plate first, and then ate it.

Lu Zhou...was moved again!

What a man, he has a conscience and politeness, why did the Xu family force him away?

Hmph, in the future, some of them will regret it!

"Drink some soup, don't choke." Lu Zhou scooped up a bowl of soup and put it in Xu Qing's hand, telling him.

The little boss is so gentle with me today! ! !

why?

Xu Qing looked up at Lu Zhou, but didn't see anything unusual about him.But Lu Zhou found him looking at him, and accidentally blushed.He also pretended to be calm and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xu Qing looked away, drank the soup, "It's nothing."

An invisible tail behind Lu Zhou was flicking vigorously, not to mention the pride!

The little boss is so simple.

The little boss is so easy to deceive.

As soon as she pretends to be pitiful, she immediately softens her heart.

Do you want to make persistent efforts later?

While Xu Qing was eating happily, she wanted to be weak after eating and try to sleep on the bed of the little boss.As a result, after eating the last dish and putting down his chopsticks to wipe his mouth, the little boss looked at him with a surprised and shocked expression.

Xu Qing's heart skipped a beat——!My plot was seen through?

His guilty expression fell into Lu Zhou's eyes, but it was interpreted as embarrassment.Lu Zhou sighed and asked earnestly, "Have you never had enough to eat here before?"

"Ah? Well, probably so." Xu Qing answered vaguely.

Lu Zhou immediately blamed himself: "I'm sorry, I should have thought that your appetite is bigger than ordinary people."

He focused on self-criticism, but he ignored that Xu Qing's appetite was too unusual!

When Xu Qing saw Lu Zhou like this, he was embarrassed to act according to his previous idea, packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen.Lu Zhou hurriedly followed and said politely, "Put it down, I'll just wash these."

Xu Qing held the plate and did not let go: "How can that be? From now on, we will live together, and we can't let you do everything. After you cook, I will wash the dishes. After you do the laundry, I will hang the clothes. You If I sweep the floor, I will mop it. How about it?"

It's good for someone to share the housework, but when Xu Qing said this, he felt gay in a gay way.As if they were a couple living together, it was a matter of course to arrange and distribute housework.

Lu Zhou's face turned red again, and he hurriedly said: "Whatever." He ran out.

What's wrong, little boss?

Xu Qing looked puzzled.

Hearing the figure of the bedroom door closing, he finally couldn't help it. He put the dishes and chopsticks into the sink, stretched out his fingers, and drew a circle in the void. After a while, a cloud of black mist appeared in circles.

"Boss, you are looking for me." A childish voice came out of the black mist.

Xu Qing said: "Wait for the little boss to take a nap, you can find a way to get me into his dream."

"That's not good." The child's voice hesitated.

Xu Qing frowned: "What's wrong?"

"It's an invasion of privacy to break into someone's dream at will."

Hearing the serious explanation from the child's voice, Xu Qing almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.He still said what was wrong, but it turned out... a little kid who knows nothing about privacy.

Xu Qing ordered impatiently: "Just do what you want, and I will bear the consequences."

The black mist changed its shape, squeezed together, and a black palm-sized animal with an elephant's nose appeared in the center.

Elephant Trunk took a look, and then heard the gossiping child voice ask: "Boss, why do you want to go into a man's dream? Did he offend you? Are you going to bite him to death in your dream?"

"Go, go, it's none of your business. Just remember to take me to his dream later." As he said that, Xu Qing was about to drive the animal away, but before he flicked his fingers, he remembered something and glanced at it. Warning, "No peeping!"

The animal giggled dryly, and said without much persuasion: "Boss, I'm not the kind of gossiping nightmare."

"Okay, let's go to work." As soon as Xu Qing finished speaking, the nightmare with an elephant nose disappeared into the air.

Of course Lu Zhou didn't know what happened in the kitchen, he was calming down in the room.

He felt a little strange, ever since Xu Qing said that he liked men, Xu Qing's random expressions and words made him easily mislead.

He wasn't such a self-indulgent person in the past!

Could it be... Xu Qing is too charming, but his Red Luan star has moved?

"Uh……"

"Um……"

"This one……"

In the kitchen, Xu Qing volunteered to wash the dishes. However, after staying in the kitchen, he struggled with a pile of dishes and didn't know where to start.

Blame him?

It wasn't his fault that the dishes were never washed.

But it was too embarrassing to ask Lu Zhou for help after taking the initiative to do this.Moreover, wouldn't this expose that what I said before was a lie?

What adoptive parents don't like themselves, squeeze themselves every day, and do a lot of work when they can't eat enough.

Can't even wash the bowls, what kind of squeeze?

Xu Qing is very sad.

Look at how those few plates and bowls are not pleasing to the eye.

Or, have you eaten?

As soon as Xu Qing thought of it, he heard Lu Zhou suddenly open the door and call him: "Xu Qing!"

"Boss, I'll finish washing right away."

"No, don't worry about the bowl for now. Someone gave a bad review just now, you go and deal with it."

"Oh, good." Xu Qing responded, thought for a while, and then recruited the little nightmare, gestured to him with his eyes on the bowl and chopsticks, and then walked out.

Little Nightmare Tapir: "..." Is my old man all right?Let me do the dishes?I don't even have a human figure now, so I can make up a dream for the dishes, if they can dream.

Not to mention the little nightmare who was confused by Xu Qing's flash of inspiration, let's say that Xu Qing walked to his office computer and logged in to Aliwangwang skillfully.

A buyer named "Little Lolita" frantically swiped more than 20 messages.It's all scolding him, and the last sentence is threatening to give a bad review.

Huh, bad review?

Xu Qing raised her eyebrows, a sneer appeared at the corner of her mouth, she tapped her ten fingers on the keyboard quickly, and said back with ten times vicious words.

He was having fun, but he didn't expect Lu Zhou to be worried and walked over.Seeing what he said to the customers, he almost fell down in anger.

"You, is that how you do customer service?" Lu Zhou patted Xu Qing on the shoulder angrily.

In fact, he beat it very hard, but Xu Qing's body didn't hurt at all, but Lu Zhou himself was so shaken by the reaction that his hands were numb.

He shook his hand, getting even angrier.

"Don't you remember what I told you? Treat customers with kindness and humility. No matter how wrong the customer is, don't choke back! Speak well!"

"Remember." Xu Qing replied.

Lu Zhou felt that he was about to burn with anger, remember that he was still like this, making trouble on purpose?

I wanted to scold him a few more words, but looking at his pitiful look with his head down, thinking that he was kicked out of the house just now, I was in a bad mood.At this time, it is understandable to speak badly to customers with a bad temper.

"Forget it this time, I'll tell her about this customer. You can't treat the customer badly next time, you know?" Lu Zhou pulled Xu Qing up from the seat and sat on it by himself.

Xu Qing didn't leave either. She bent down and looked at the computer screen seriously. It seemed that she planned to learn how Lu Zhou communicated with customers.

However, he was too tall, and when he bent down, he almost enveloped Lu Zhou.Lu Zhou could only feel that Xu Qing's breath was filled with the scent of Xu Qing, which was an indescribably nice manly scent.

He couldn't help flashing through his mind a short clip of a Danmei play that he had watched some time ago, in which the general manager was covered by security guards from behind like this, and then the sauce was brewed and sauced.

That description was particularly graphic, so he remembered it very well.But it was too embarrassing to think about it at this time.

"Boss?" Seeing that the little boss didn't move after sitting down, staring at the computer in a daze, Xu Qing felt strange and couldn't help calling out to him.

As a result, the warm breath sprayed on Lu Zhou's neck, and Lu Zhou couldn't help being shocked, and quickly stretched out his hand to push Xu Qing aside.So exciting! ! !

He's just a closet, and he's not straight, so don't tempt him, okay?

"Boss?" Xu Qing looked at Lu Zhou pitifully with a hurt expression.Asked silently, why did you suddenly push me away?

Lu Zhou coughed lightly in embarrassment, and put his feet back together unconsciously: "It's too hot, it's too hot."

"Oh."

Seeing that Xu Qing seemed to accept this reason, Lu Zhou hurriedly looked at the computer, pretending to concentrate on the matter.

Xu Qing: "..." Then should I pass or not?