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What the hell is this thing?

Looking at the sharp nails with a length of at least ten centimeters that approached him in the blink of an eye, Lu Zhou felt that his three views were about to be subverted.He was not frightened, but stunned.

I have been receiving atheism education since I was a child, but I did not expect to encounter a scene that cannot be explained by science tonight.

Really, God is so unfolding!

The monster came very fast, and at the same time as Lu Zhou sighed in his heart, the nail tip had already scratched his neck.A string of blood beads was thrown out, and Lu Zhou turned obliquely behind Xu Qing.

And Xu Qing stared at the mummy opposite him with fire-breathing eyes.

He has never been afraid of things transformed from corpses.He backed away just because he was dragged away by the little boss.It's just that he didn't expect that the monster not only didn't recognize each other and retreated, but instead caught up and started to fight.

Thinking of the wound on the little boss's neck, Xu Qing was so angry that he was about to burn.A low roar that seemed to come from the ancient wilderness sounded, and Xu Qing's body was suddenly surrounded by black air.

The mummy on the opposite side was licking his lips and reminiscing about the incomparably delicious taste of blood he tasted just now.Seeing Xu Qing's abnormal change at this moment, his face suddenly became solemn.

And Xu Wan, who fought with the black yin, seemed to have exhausted her patience, and shouted: "Auntie doesn't show her power, do you really think that I can bully even small fish?"

A ball of white gas shot out from Xu Wan's body, enveloping the black Yin Qi all at once.Xu Wan's arms and legs lengthened rapidly, and her face also changed, becoming more charming and enchanting. The most peculiar thing is that there are eight big fluffy white tails behind her.

As soon as the transformation was successful, Xu Wan ignored the black yin energy that had been entangled, but jumped towards the stage.The nightmare wanted to follow, Xu Wan stretched out her hand and flicked it, and it flicked to the crowd of guests below.

"Wake up that group of people from their hallucinations." Xu Wan instructed the nightmare.

The little nightmare has an arrogant personality, and usually only listens to the words of the boss Xu Qing, how can he pay attention to this vixen who popped out of nowhere?And when he saw that the boss was about to change into his original form and fight, there was no reason why he couldn't help!

So he flipped his body in the air, changed direction and rushed towards the stage.

Seeing that the nightmare didn't listen to her, Xu Wan scolded "idiot" in a low voice!However, at this time the mummy had already found her, and the enemy was extremely jealous when they met.The mummy abandoned Lu Zhou, who was attractive to him, and turned around to attack Xu Wan.

Seeing this, Xu Wan turned her hands into claws and fought hard with the mummy.

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Here, Xu Qing's original shape had just been half revealed, and before he could make a move, he saw the mummy suddenly turned around and ran away, thinking that the mummy was captured by his divine beast coercion and planned to escape, but it didn't change, and chased after him waving his hands that didn't look human .

Lu Zhou who was left in place: stunned.jpg

What illusion is so powerful?It actually made him regard both Xu Qing and Xu Wan as inhuman creatures!

Is this bar full of people by giving customers the illusion of incomparable middle school?

When you go out, you have to call the consumer hotline to report.Immersed in this illusion for a long time, people will be crazy even if they don't die.

That's right... Lu Zhou forcibly explained to himself that the unimaginable happening in front of him was a hallucination that somehow happened after he came in.And this illusion is very realistic!

The most urgent thing is to wake up from this illusion first.

But how can I wake up?

Lu Zhou was racking his brains to think, when a small black thing suddenly flew in front of him, and he shouted childishly: "Sister-in-law, don't be afraid, I will protect you!"

Lu Zhou took a closer look, isn't this Xu Qing's little toy?

What kind of nonsense is he shouting?

Sister-in-law?God what a sister-in-law!

"Hey, go play and don't disturb me." Lu Zhou squeezed two fingers, pinched the nightmare and put it in his trouser pocket.

He couldn't help but looked in Xu Qing's direction again, but the fight between the three of them had almost turned into an afterimage, and they were leaning towards the edge while fighting, and they were almost out of the range of the stage.

Lu Zhou was a little puzzled. He has never been interested in fighting movies and fighting novels. Why did such a wonderful fighting scene appear in his hallucinations?This is obviously not what his imagination can create.

But what Lu Zhou is thinking about now is to wake up quickly, and forget about this doubtful point after thinking about it.

Hallucinations are actually very similar to dreaming, but dreaming is knowing that you are dreaming, and you can wake up with a little effort, but hallucinations can only wake up unless the effect of the medicine wears off or you are subjected to a huge stimulus.

Right now, for Lu Zhou, the best stimulus is pain.

Pain awakens reason.

At the thought of pain, the slight pain in the neck that was ignored before was sent to the brain from the nerve endings.

Lu Zhou remembered that his neck seemed to have been scratched by that strange mummy-looking man, and he was bleeding a little at that time.

Although I know that this wound is just an illusion created by hallucinations, but exerting force on this wound should feel more pain than simply pinching myself!

As soon as he thought of it, Lu Zhou immediately raised his hand and pressed down on the wound on his neck.However, the expected pain did not appear, and the feeling of touching it was not right, it was soft and bouncy, not skin at all!

what's that?

Lu Zhou's heart froze, he grabbed it subconsciously, and spread his hand to look in front of him, and found that it was a small toy he had put in his trouser pocket before.When did this thing get on your neck?

Lu Zhou was wondering, but he found a very strange scene.Because the toy was lying on his wound before, a few drops of his blood were stained on the black body.And that blood is being absorbed at a slow speed.He also heard the same milky voice as before belching contentedly: "It's so delicious!"

slap-

Lu Zhou shook his hand in fright and threw the nightmare out.

The nightmare is like a lump of plasticine stuck to the ground.

It struggled to get up, but it didn't know which killer ran over at this time, and when it stepped on its foot, the nightmare became flat again and stuck to the stage.

"Ha-"

The nightmare felt very tired and sad.It just licked two drops of blood, why did he turn from a lump to a puddle?

The one who stepped on the nightmare was none other than the mummy who fought with Xu Qing and Xu Wan before.

I don't know what trick he used, but the black yin energy broke free from the shackles set by Xu Wan, and now it is wrapping around Xu Qing and Xu Wan instead of him.

As soon as he got away, he went straight to Lu Zhou, grabbed Lu Zhou's collar and broke the roof without saying a word.

However, this sad mummy didn't know that the owner of the bar had designed two floors on the roof, leaving a part in the middle for fire protection.Because the bar is a place prone to all kinds of accidents.

He flew up into the air, and pierced through the first part of the ceiling. However, he did not expect such bad luck. The place where he happened to penetrate was piled with fireproof sand. A large amount of sand suddenly fell down. He was caught off guard and jumped. After getting up, he couldn't go out and step on the roof to borrow strength. He was still half an arm's distance from the second floor ceiling.The mummy was exhausted at this time, although unwilling, it still fell to the ground.

Seeing the mummy jump up and down, Xu Qing's high-pitched heart finally let go.

Damn, I was almost cheated!I thought this guy was so good at practicing that he could fly in the air, but he turned out to be a parallel importer!

Although the black yin energy was strong, Xu Wan had fought against the mummy before, so she had the means to restrain it, but the two of them escaped and attacked the mummy again in 2 minutes.

The mummy is also a decisive person. Knowing that he will not get any benefits from the cooperation of these two people, he even picked up Lu Zhou and threw it towards Xu Qing and Xu Wan like a hidden weapon.

Then, taking advantage of the time when the two caught Lu Zhou, they jumped up again, pierced through the second floor ceiling and escaped.