My customer service is not human

"Damn it!" From a two-bedroom apartment in a certain residential area, there was an exasperated roar suddenly!

Lu Zhou's eyes were red, and he glared angrily at the big man on the ground who was drunk and hugged his calf tightly.

And Xu Qing didn't realize that he had angered the boss at all, not only hugging him tighter and tighter, he couldn't help touching his face, rubbing against Lu Zhou's calf, and let out an unconscious and comfortable humming sound.

All of a sudden, the hairs on Lu Zhou's body stood up.

Damn this guy is crazy!

Does he know what he's doing!

He is a man!

Lu Zhou tried his best to lift his leg, trying to pull it out, but compared with Xu Qing's strength, it was like a fly shaking a tree.And his refusal to protest aroused Xu Qing's dissatisfaction, he intensified, stuck out his tongue and licked it lightly, as if he was a big dog, trying to curry favor with his master.

Lu Zhou: "..." Damn, he can't live through this day. He is a closet, and he faces the little goblin who seduces him every day. He is really afraid that one day he can't hold on and... will come out.

In fact, it’s okay to come out. Lu Zhou’s parents died in a car accident when he was in junior high school.As for relatives, when his parents were there, he never had any contact with relatives. Lu Zhou didn't even know if he had any relatives, so there would be no resistance for him to come out.

Nobody cares about him.

But for so many years, Lu Zhou has been hiding his attributes, refusing to reveal a little bit, even at the age of 27 alone, just because...

There was a weird feeling of wetness and numbness in the calf.

Lu Zhou lowered his head and couldn't help cursing: "Lick, lick, lick, fucking lick again, do you really think you've become a dog?"

What a headache.How can a person who usually looks quite normal be so drunk when he is drunk?

And it's so bad... It's itchy.

Lu Zhou felt that Xu Qing had to stop, otherwise he couldn't guarantee that he would do something irreversible.

Look left and right, hey, there is half a watermelon leftover from last night on the table next to me, and I forgot to put it in the refrigerator.

I can't eat it overnight, so I just...

Xu Qing opened his eyes secretly, and saw his little boss dragging himself to move towards the table, as if he wanted to reach the watermelon on the table.

Strange, could it be that he couldn't resist and wanted to eat a piece of watermelon to reduce his fire?

As soon as Xu Qing thought about it, he saw the little boss picking up the watermelon and turning to look at him with a sinister smile on his lips.

I have a bad feeling.Boss, could he be thinking——

As soon as the thought came to Xu Qing's mind, he felt something wet and soft hitting his head.The sweet-smelling juice flows down.

Xu Qing pretended to just wake up from a hangover, looked at Lu Zhou in a daze and asked, "Boss? Why am I here?"

How did I know you were here!I still want to ask!When Lu Zhou came out of the bedroom, he couldn't hold back his urination. He didn't expect to be hugged by this shameless guy as soon as he walked out of the door.

It's okay to hug, but also to lick!

Thinking of the feeling when Xu Qing's tongue touched the skin of his calf, Lu Zhou couldn't help but shudder.While there was no embarrassing appearance on his body, he quickly put on the airs of the boss and scolded: "Quickly let go!"

"Oh, oh." Xu Qing had an embarrassing expression of finding out what he had done, and quickly withdrew his hand, not even daring to look at Lu Zhou.

His appearance made Lu Zhou unable to vent his anger.

How to scold?He didn't do it on purpose, he just got drunk and didn't know what he did.

But he was taken advantage of for no reason, and was almost forced to come out of the closet. Lu Zhou was still very upset after thinking about it. He gave Xu Qing a vicious look, and threatened that his salary would be deducted next time. the bathroom.

Xu Qing looked at the back of the little boss who seemed to be running away, and couldn't help grinning, with a calculating look in his eyes.

After Lu Zhou came out, Xu Qing also went to the bathroom to wash his face briefly.Afterwards, Lu Zhou made a simple breakfast and the two sat and ate each other, and each went to work, as if the embarrassing scene in the morning had never happened.

But as if, after all, just as if.

At eleven o'clock at noon, Lu Zhou was about to go downstairs to buy vegetables for lunch. He came out of the house and stood next to Xu Qing, intending to ask him what he would like to eat.

This is what I said when I applied for the job. The salary is 3000 a month, including two meals.

Meals are cooked by myself, and it doesn't cost much.

In addition, Lu Zhou is not a mean boss, he usually asks Xu Qing about his taste.

But when he walked over, Xu Qing was chatting with customers on Want Want, Xu Qing wanted to wait until he finished chatting, but it was boring, so he glanced at the computer screen, only to see Xu Qing aggressively attacking customers!

The words are so impolite that it feels like the customers are about to cry.

That's pretty cool!

To open a Taobao store, the customer is God!One bad service, one bad review, enough to make the owner cry for months!

Therefore, when Lu Zhou managed the Taobao store and customer service by himself, he would be careful to the end. No matter how unreasonable the customer was, he would fight hard with the customer.

Unexpectedly, he had only handed over the customer service to Xu Qing for a few days, and Xu Qing was so vicious.Those who didn't know thought that this store didn't welcome people to buy things at all!

Taobao store is the capital for Lu Zhou to settle down. Whoever makes Taobao store bad is to make him bad.

Immediately, Lu Zhou lowered his face and asked Xu Qing, "Is this how you work as a customer service?"

Xu Qing froze, and turned to see Lu Zhou standing behind him with an ugly face. There is no doubt that Lu Zhou ignored what he said about the customer.Xu Qing wanted to explain, but before he opened his mouth, Lu Zhou started talking like a cannonball.

From his slovenliness, he likes to walk around shirtless in the summer when the air conditioner is turned on in the house, to entering the house through the window in the middle of the night, getting drunk and molesting the boss, to having a bad attitude at work...

Xu Qing was dumbfounded, she never imagined that she had so many shortcomings in the heart of the little boss.

After Lu Zhou finished speaking in one breath, Xu Qing took the initiative to lower his head and said in a low voice: "I know, I'm done today, and I won't come tomorrow."

Lu Zhou's "In summary, I will deduct your salary" stuck in his throat, he couldn't get up or down.

It's over, I can't get off the stage.

Lu Zhou was a little embarrassed.

But after thinking about it, it's better to leave, to save myself from seeing him showing off his figure every day, getting flustered, and having strange dreams at night.

So Lu Zhou was silent and didn't say anything to persuade him to stay.

On the other hand, Xu Qing probably felt really sorry, and after taking the initiative to resign, he sincerely apologized to Lu Zhou: "Boss, I'm sorry, I used to be idle before, and I didn't pay attention to the fact that there are so many things that need to be paid attention to when I work. .Also, I didn't do it on purpose to get drunk last night, I just...just feel bad."

A strong man with a height of 190+ sits in front of you, with his head bowed, he is pitifully wronged and says he is uncomfortable, you are gay, can you hold back your heart?

By the way, this strong man is also very handsome.

Masculine, manly handsome.

Lu Zhou found himself softening.

He didn't know when he stretched out his hand. He only knew that when he realized it, he had hugged Xu Qing's head to his chest, and patted his head comfortingly: "Don't be sad, don't be sad, Nothing in this world is impossible.”

"Yes." Xu Qing said sullenly, "I was kicked out by my family last night, and I have nowhere to go."