[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The sky was gloomy, and large raindrops kept falling, making a soft "ding ding dong dong" sound when they hit the glazed tiles.

The breath is full of heavy water vapor.

Ximen Qingqing walked through the corridor, and the soles of his shoes made a slippery sound when they stepped on the slippery ground.

She ran to the door of Chen's room. There was a bamboo curtain hanging on the door, and sweat dripped on the bamboo curtain.

She lifted the curtain and stepped into the threshold.

There were no candles in the room, and it was pitch black.

When the bamboo curtain fell, there was no light in the room.

Ximen Qingqing raised his voice and said, "Mrs. Chen? My lady? Uh... that Lord God?"

He changed several names in a row, until the last name came out, and a curtain next to him lit up.

Ximen Qingqing walked over there, and behind the goose-yellow curtain, a shadow appeared vaguely. The shadow was hazy and illusory, as if it would turn into bubbles and disperse in the next moment.

She couldn't help but lighten her steps, and called out again from outside the curtain, "I'm coming in."

Then, she lifted the light yellow curtain.

The warm amber light, like honey, sprinkled from the gap in the curtain she opened.

It was just a shallow line at first, but as she moved, it became thicker and bigger, and finally enveloped her completely.

After Ximen Qingqing saw everything in the tent, he stood there completely dumbfounded.

That was not simple amber light, but the light emitted by the fine golden sand floating in the air.

The fine sand flowed in the air, fell to the ground, and intertwined into a galaxy on the ground.

In the middle of that galaxy, a tall and thin white figure with long hair mopping the floor was facing her with his back.

Ximen Qingqing opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.

The long hair swept across the ground, and the figure turned around slowly.

The slender white fingers held a golden ball, and its face was hidden in this dazzling light, making it difficult to see clearly.

Ximen Qingqing was stabbed in the eyes by the light.

She couldn't help closing her eyes, blinked hard a few times, and opened them again.

The ball of light in his hand has disappeared, and the surrounding golden sand is still flying around him.

He glanced at her with a cold expression.

Ximen Qingqing coughed lightly, "My God..."

He said coldly: "If you have something to do, you are a god, and if you have nothing to do, you are a strange creature. Your double standards really amaze me."

Ximen Qingqing smiled "hehe" and scratched his nose embarrassingly.

He: "I know what you're here for. You can leave as you please. I'm not your real wife. You don't have to tell me, and I won't handle family affairs for you."

Ximen Qingqing muttered: "Obviously you are married to me, and you still sleep in the same bed at night, and you still plan to give birth to me, so you just give up?"

Him: "..."

How could he, an omniscient and omnipotent God, have fallen to this point?

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "I'm not joking with you anymore, I'm going to pack up and go out now."

He said indifferently: "Being forced away by a few men, human beings, you are an eye-opener for me."

Ximen Qingqing sighed, "If you really pity me, why don't you tell me what is going on with your God's war? Why did you drag me into it?"

He: "I know what you're thinking, and you don't have to ask me for information, I won't tell you."

"As for why you are such a fragile human being involved..."

He came to her in the blink of an eye, and his slender fingers slid down her wet long hair.

"Of course it's because of the good things you did."

He bent down, leaned close to her ear, and said softly, "Our infatuation...you have to bear it."

He raised his head slowly, his eyes were like flowing gold.

"Be prepared, human."

Ximen Qingqing stared blankly at his golden eyes, always feeling as if she saw endless time and space, her head suddenly hurt, as if something was trying to squeeze into her head.

Ximen Qingqing frowned and covered his head.

After a while, the pain lessened, and she was surprised to find that she had a lot more knowledge about love techniques in her mind.

Ximen Qingqing looked at him with a speechless face——Yog-Sothoth.

He opened his arms and said calmly: "Don't be too thankful for the knowledge I bestowed on you."

Ximen Qingqing gritted his teeth, and smiled on the surface, "Thank you so much...you're a jerk!"

Nima, what kind of filthy god are you, why did you give me this knowledge?

Thirteen thousand ways to deal with the Shura field?

[-] tricks to make him fall in love with you?

Three trillion ways to applaud love...

Who would want to learn this!

Ximen Qingqing was so angry that he ran away.

"You god is really a rascal! I won't tell you anymore, your so-called omniscience and omnipotence, shouldn't everything you know and be able to do come from this aspect?"

Ximen Qingqing covered his face, "The integrity of God really opened my eyes."

He said with a blank face: "Why should you be ashamed? This is also knowledge. From ancient times to the present, and even in the future, there will be no shortage of people who study it."

"Need I tell you? In parallel worlds about you, there are 17 trillion you who are obsessed with it."

Ximen Qingqing felt ashamed that his whole body was about to turn into a mature shrimp.

She clenched her sleeves tightly and roared, "Enough! Don't say any more! Don't say any more!"

He looked at her blankly, and sighed slightly, "Human beings are so hypocritical."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

She couldn't stay any longer, so she turned and left.

He still said slowly behind her: "If you need more other knowledge, I also have it here. After all, you still prayed to the gods to make you a man in several parallel worlds..."

"Ahhh!"

Ximen Qingqing covered his ears and ran out like a gust of wind, making the bamboo curtain crackle.

"The human spirit is too fragile, can it be unbearable just like this?" He looked disdainful.

……

Ximen Qingqing took a bath again and drank a bowl of soup carefully prepared by An Daoquan.

Then, she only brought two or three pieces of clothes and was ready to go.

She had to pass several rooms to get to the stables.

When passing by Hua Rong's gate, he happened to meet Hua Rong who opened the door and came out.

Hua Rong laughed when he saw Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing planned to ride a horse to Yuncheng County, so she naturally prepared for the rain. She was wearing a bamboo hat and coir raincoat.

Hua Rong smiled and said, "Your brother is going fishing? Rainy days are indeed a good time for fishing."

Hang a ghost fish!

Ximen Qingqing glared at him, "Have you seen people fishing with bare hands?"

Huarong smiled brightly, "Oh, Jiang Ziya is only allowed to fish with a straight hook, but you are not allowed to fish without a pole, brother? That's exactly what the so-called wisher takes the bait."

He turned around and took his bow and arrows and some clothes, then closed the door and came out.

He smiled at her and said, "Look, there are volunteers like me here, you're hooked."

It turned out that he had already seen how she was going to leave, and even teased her a little bit.

Ximen Qingqing said helplessly, "Did you just follow me without asking me where I was going?"

Huarong picked up the longbow and said cheerfully: "Anyway, I have made up my mind. No matter where you go, brother, I will walk with you all the way. No matter where you want to go, I will be your fellow traveler."

Ximen Qingqing covered his forehead and sighed, "Okay."

Hua Rong exhaled exaggeratedly, "I was scared to death, I thought you didn't want me to follow, so I had no choice but to sneak behind you against your will."

Ximen Qingqing stared at him.

The corners of his mouth were raised, and there was a smile in his eyes.

Ximen Qingqing: "I really lost to you, let's go."

The two headed to the stables.

Hua Rong said, "Are you riding a horse?"

Ximen Qingqing nodded.

He stopped the action of harnessing the horse, came to Ximen Qingqing's side, and helped her harness the horse skillfully.

Ximen Qingqing smiled back and thanked.

Huarong: "What is there to thank you for?"

As he spoke, he naturally squatted down, took a horse step, and flipped the hem of his clothes to one side.

He patted his leg, "Brother, you step on it, be careful."

Ximen Qingqing looked at the white silk trousers that he had no time to change, and said hastily, "No, no, the soles of my shoes are covered with muddy water. If I step on them, it will definitely ruin your trousers."

"It's just a pair of pants, you don't have to worry about it."

Ximen Qingqing still shook his head.

She really doesn't have the habit of stepping on people.

Huarong: "Since you are not used to this, then..."

He raised his eyebrows and smiled as if a teenager was playing a prank, bent down suddenly, supported her back with one hand, and held her leg with the other, and with a slight lift, he hugged her in his arms.

Ximen Qingqing suddenly lost weight and grabbed his skirt.

"Hua Rong!"

Huarong shook slightly.

Ximen Qingqing let out an "ah" and tightened his grip.

Hua Rong raised his eyebrows and laughed, raised his arms and sent her to the horse.

"Brother, sit down and hold the rein!"

Ximen Qingqing: "Next time you do such a dangerous action, please speak up first."

Huarong: "Squeak."

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his long legs and turned up the hem of his clothes, revealing his sturdy calves wrapped in white silk pants and black boots.

He grabbed the hem of his clothes, swung back, lifted his whole body, and easily stepped onto the horse's back.

He stuck to her back, stretched his arms forward, grabbed the rein, and pinched Ximen Qingqing between his two arms.

Ximen Qingqing covered his forehead, "Did I tell you to squeak? I told you not to make dangerous moves?"

Hua Rong shook the reins and turned the horse's head.

He said with a smile: "Don't underestimate your brother Huarong, I am also a villager, and I use force to suppress bandits in a village."

Ximen Qingqing: "No, why do you insist on riding the same horse as me?"

Hua Rong clamped the horse's belly and urged the horse to move forward.

He said: "Brother, I can tell from the way you pack the horse that you are not good at riding a horse. If you accidentally fall off the horse, what should I do if I don't have time to rescue you? It's better for the two of us to ride a horse, so we can have someone to take care of you. "

What he said also made sense.

Ximen Qingqing took off the hat on his head, turned around and put it on for him.

Hua Rong smiled slightly. When he passed the back door, he suddenly lowered his body and fished up an oil-paper umbrella that was placed at the corner of the door in a monkey fishing posture that almost fell off the horse's back. .

He sat up straight, opened the umbrella, and covered Ximen Qingqing's head.

"Brother, don't get caught in the rain."

He held the umbrella in one hand and the reins in the other.

The horse's hoof stepped into the stagnant water, splashing a pool of silver light.

The horse got out of the back door and galloped towards the city gate without any hesitation.

The crisp sound of horseshoes echoed in the fine rain.

……

After leaving Kaifeng Mansion, Huarong stopped at a fork in the road.

"Brother, if you don't tell me the destination, I really can't leave."

Ximen Qingqing was helpless, "I'm going to Yuncheng County."

Hua Rong was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "So the officials are going to come here for Brother Song Jiang's affairs? Then it seems that Hua Rong is right to come out with you, brother."

Ximen Qingqing: "My trip this time is not only for Song Jiang's case, but also to lead out the people who harmed me behind the scenes. You can easily be involved if you walk with me."

Hua Rong smiled, "You call me brother, and I call you brother, why do you have to see others? Your affairs are naturally my affairs."

Ximen Qingqing: "But..."

"If you still say that, it only means that you don't regard me, Huarong, as a brother!"

Ximen Qingqing's heart trembled violently at his passionate words.

She lowered her eyes and smiled, "Since you think so, then I won't be polite to you anymore."

Ximen Qingqing leaned back and leaned against him.

She yawned, "I'm very sleepy, I'll take a nap first."

Hua Rong wanted to say something, but when he looked down, he found that he had fallen asleep.

Are you so sleepy?

He lowered his voice, "Sleep, I'll watch over you."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-02-1523:52:30~2020-02-1623:52:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: you don't want one of me;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of Shiji Niangniang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!