[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

"I... I really have no money. If I had money, I wouldn't be a thief."

The thief moved his hands and feet a little, and Gongsun Sheng stepped on it again.

The thief wailed, and immediately stopped moving.

"Okay, I'm not moving, I'm not moving, please do me a favor, don't step on it, you are also a man, and you know how important this waist is to a man..."

Listening to the thief's nonsense, Gongsun Sheng's face tightened, and he said "shut up" coldly.

Thief: "You want me to shut up, I will shut up, but you will let me go?"

Gongsun Sheng didn't speak, he turned to look at Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing walked over slowly, knelt down, and picked up the jade pendant that was broken in half on the ground.

She opened the mouth and said, "Stole someone else's things, and you still want to get out? Where did such a beautiful thing come from?"

"Besides, you damaged the booty."

Thief: "I really don't blame me. If it wasn't for this big brother's heavy hand, how could I have broken such a valuable thing?"

"Officer, this thing is broken, it's my business that's hurting."

Yo, this little thief still talked about the business of stealing in front of her.

Ximen Qingqing pointed to himself, "Do you know who I am?"

The thief shook his head in a daze, then grinned again, "You were born so well, you must be a yamen from a wealthy family."

Ximen Qingqing: "Ximen Qing is here."

"Simon... drink!" The thief gasped.

"C-Could it be Master Ximen Qing Ximen who is known as the jade-faced judge?"

The thief opened his eyes wide, "The little one has eyes but no pearls, yet he offends a grown-up."

Ximen Qingqing tilted his head and looked at him carefully.

"Turn your face away."

"what?"

Ximen Qingqing repeated again: "Turn your face."

Gongsun Sheng looked at Ximen Qingqing inexplicably.

Ximen Qingqing didn't notice his gaze.

The thief sighed, and said: "The little one also wants to change his posture and turn his face, but this brother is too crushed."

Ximen Qingqing looked at Gongsun Sheng.

Gongsun Sheng frowned, and said coldly: "This thief is agile, I'm afraid he will slip away as soon as I let go of my feet."

Ximen Qingqing stretched out his hand to press the thief's shoulder, then slid his fingers down his shoulder and pinched his arm.

Gongsun Sheng stared round his eyes, clenched his teeth, and did not make a sound.

But the thief couldn't bear Ximen Qingqing's "questing up and down", his whole body was trembling, and then he started to suppress his laughter, his whole body twisted and twisted on the ground like a catfish.

"Pfft—hahaha! Forgive me, haha, forgive me—" He laughed so hard that his whole body trembled, and his body trembled and twisted even more violently. He wished he could twist himself into twists, and even burst into tears .

Ximen Qingqing slowly withdrew his hand.

There must be too much itchy flesh on this guy, no matter where he touches, he can't stand the itching.

Ximen Qingqing said, "I see that you have a strong figure, but I didn't expect your bones to be quite soft. No wonder you can make so many difficult moves on the beams."

The thief was surprised, "How do you know?"

"Huh? Didn't I tell you?"

Ximen Qingqing pointed to the cabinet not far away with a smile, "There is a bronze mirror in that cabinet, facing the beam, so I saw all your performances on the beam. "

Thief: "..."

So...so...you just watch me tossing and turning like a monkey on the roof?

The thief suddenly seemed to have thought of something, and his eyes widened suddenly, "Could it be that you stepped back suddenly and leaned against the cabinet door, and let the cabinet door be caught in my hand because you did it on purpose?"

Ah, he has long heard that the jade-faced judge Ximen Qing judges cases like a god, but he never knew that this man was so cunning!

Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "I just gave you a chance to stop the crime, but who knows that you are stubborn and still want to steal."

"You don't even have the heart to repent, so how can I let you go? Come on, follow me to the official."

The thief suddenly struggled violently, "Let me go, I won't go, I won't go!"

Gongsun Sheng stomped hard with a sullen face.

He yelled "ah", and then he drooped his head and calmed down.

Ximen Qingqing said to Gongsun Sheng: "Tie him up, let's change clothes and send him to the government."

The thief mourned: "Officer, just let me go. I have Gaotang on the top and a three-year-old child on the bottom. I can't do anything about it. I only do it a few times..."

Ximen Qingqing sneered, "Are you insisting that I tell you the truth? Your actions on the roof are not something a novice can do, and your body is weak. It is obvious that you have been practicing this craft for a long time. To make your body so soft, at least you started to practice stealing when you were a child, right?"

The man was dumbfounded, "I... I... I did learn this craft, but I didn't want to use it. Today is just a coincidence. I just happened to see the property and became greedy. It's all because of my confusion."

Ximen Qingqing stroked his chin, and asked him with a smile: "I was confused for a while? Just met by chance?"

The thief nodded quickly.

Ximen Qingqing: "I don't think so. You started to set foot on the street of the perfume store and tracked all the way, and then you decided on the right time to attack."

"I do not……"

Ximen Qingqing hooked his back collar with his fingers, revealing a section of his fair neck with a red string on it.

Ximen Qingqing hooked the red rope out, and saw that a brass lock was tied to the red rope, reflecting the cold light in the sunlight.

"Before I came in, I felt someone following me. When I turned around, I was blinded by a light."

Ximen Qingqing looked at him confidently, "The person who was peeping in the dark and followed me all the time is you, do you still want to deny it?"

"I..." His voice became smaller and smaller.

Ximen Qingqing: "Since you make a living by stealing, you should think of today."

"I..." He turned his head, shook his shoulders and began to cry, "Officer, I don't want to, but I have to do this, I am the pillar of the family, without me, my family will starve to death gone."

Ximen Qingqing watched him perform with a cold smile, "Up to now, you are still sophistrying, you are the only one in your family, do you want me to give evidence?"

She squatted in front of his face, her fingers lightly stroked his cheeks, pinched his chin, forcing his face to lift.

Only then did Ximen Qingqing see this person clearly.

He has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his pupils are even more piercing, revealing a sense of wit.

At the same time, Shi Qian also saw her face clearly.

When he was some distance away, he noticed that this official's face was so beautiful that it was hard to find in the world. Now that he was hit by his beauty at close range, his whole body would be in bad shape.

"Official, official..."

His face was so hot that he didn't even dare to look at him.

Ximen Qingqing: "What a naive child, judging from your reaction, let alone a child, I'm afraid you don't even have a wife, or the kind that has never had a woman since birth!"

Time shift: "..."

It's too much for you fucking, don't take you to insult people like this!

He was ashamed and ashamed by Ximen Qingqing, "Okay, okay, I plead guilty, isn't it enough if I plead guilty? Please stop talking."

Ximen Qingqing withdrew his hand, clapped his palms, and said with a smile, "Isn't that all right? If you don't eat the toast, you have to drink as a fine."

Shi Qian sighed, curled up on the ground like a shrimp that had lost its dream.

Gongsun Sheng: "What do you use to tie it up?"

Ximen Qingqing glanced at the coat he had taken off, and handed it to Gongsun Sheng, "Just use this."

Gongsun Sheng kept looking up at Fang Liang, but refused to look at her.

Ximen Qingqing glanced in the direction she was looking, "Is there anyone else up there?"

Gongsun Sheng said sullenly: "...No."

He paused for a moment, then said again: "You... stay away from me."

Ximen Qingqing nodded.

Know, know, you're trying to get over my charm right now.

Ximen Qingqing stepped back cooperatively.

Gongsun Sheng: "...Adjust your collar."

"Hey?"

Ximen Qingqing looked down, and it turned out that the strap of her obscene clothes was loosened by her carelessly, causing the collar to be a little loose. The luck of the misfortune is...not the front was exposed, but the back of the neck and the neck were exposed. Part of the back skin.

With his back turned to her, Gongsun Sheng tore the clothes into several strips, tied up the thief, and finally stuffed the rest of the cloth into his mouth.

Shi Qian: "Uh-uh--"

He picked up Shi Qian and said to Ximen Qingqing: "You change your clothes first, I will take him out."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed Shi Qian's leg and dragged Shi Qian out like a dead body.

Shi Qian was dragged and stumbled, his mouth still kept saying "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

After Ximen Qingqing changed his clothes, Gongsun Sheng brought Shi Qian back into the dressing room and began to change his clothes.

Ximen Qingqing waited at the door for a while, and saw Gongsun Sheng coming out wearing a wide-sleeved Taoist robe. His long wet hair was scattered behind him, looking arrogant and indifferent.

He grabbed the thief by the back collar and dragged the thief out of the door.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Please come with me to the government."

Gongsun Sheng nodded slightly, and walked ahead.

Along the way, he never opened his mouth, as if the person who confessed to him was not him.

Ximen Qingqing brought him out because he wanted to say something to him, but with his current state, it was obvious that he didn't want to hear what she had to say.

Ugh.

Ximen Qingqing sighed silently.

After the man was escorted to the government office, Tengfu Yin immediately opened a court to try the case, and there were all the certified physical evidence, and the thief also confessed to his crime.

Only now did Ximen Qingqing know that this person's name was Shi Qian.

Not only did he fly over the roofs and walls to steal, but he also found a few ancient tombs to rob tombs when he had nothing to do. He was really a leader in the world of thieves.

After witnessing the theft case of Shiqian on Gushang Flea, Ximen Qingqing and Gongsun Sheng wanted to go home.

On the way back, Gongsun Sheng was still walking in front of Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing couldn't help it anymore, and raised his voice: "Sir, wait a minute, I have something to say to sir."

But Gongsun Sheng acted as if he didn't hear it, and still walked forward with his head sullen.

Ximen Qingqing ran two quick steps and grabbed his sleeve.

His movements stopped.

Because Ximen Qingqing ran in a hurry, he was accidentally blown by the wind, and couldn't help coughing twice.

Before she could speak, Gongsun Sheng said, "I have already guessed what the officials are going to say."

He turned his face to her.

"The official still doesn't need to say any more, and let me be alone for a while, I... won't disturb the official."

He lowered his eyes slightly, and the sky light fell on his face, as if reflecting his skin into the color of new snow.

Ximen Qingqing tightened his grip on his sleeve.

Gongsun Sheng said slowly, "This is all my fault."

"I'm sorry, without authorization...Xinyuejun."

The author has something to say: the original book described Shiqian as "soft and healthy, with thick eyebrows and fresh eyes".

When he first appeared on the stage, he was indeed digging ancient tombs~

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感谢在2020-02-1323:59:36~2020-02-1423:58:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: I heard that there are 10 bottles of Tianzhenglan in September;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!