[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

As soon as Ximen Qingqing finished her rebuttal, she suddenly remembered—ah, no, she seemed to have said something similar, but wasn't that a joke?

However, Chen's calm expression told her that he didn't take her words as a joke at all.

Ximen Qingqing was dumbfounded.

Help, there is a mysterious creature here begging me to have a baby for me!

But her detective curiosity was at work again.

How can He give birth to her child?

Ximen Qingqing looked him up and down, "What should I call you? Just call you the one who returns all things to one?"

Or my great hero mother?

He said lightly: "If you continue to think like this, I can stuff you into my body and regenerate you."

Ximen Qingqing quickly waved his hand, "Okay, okay, don't think about it anymore."

"Some people call me Yog-Sothoth. I am the door. I am the door that can know everything and travel through everything."

Ximen Qingqing was startled, and hurriedly asked: "You mean you can take me back to my own world?"

He nodded condescendingly.

Ximen Qingqing suddenly stopped talking, she hesitated, as if she was thinking about something.

He also looked at her silently, as if he would not be surprised no matter what choice she made.

It was his state of controlling everything in the palm of his hand that caused Ximen Qingqing's bad intentions to emerge, and she really wanted to see how he was choked and ruined.

Ximen Qingqing asked, "So, you saw the future I chose to go back to, and also the future I chose to stay?"

He looked at her calmly.

Ximen Qingqing: "Will you always be in this world?"

Him: "It depends on how long this world can exist."

Yes, it is very lucky that this world has not been corrupted to accommodate so many strange creatures like you.

Ximen Qingqing: "You also know that there are other gods like you in this world, right? Can you tell me how many have come?"

He smiled, "No, I'm still waiting to see the future you create."

He stretched out a finger and tapped her forehead, "That future makes me very happy."

I suspect you are waiting to see me seduce other gods.

Ximen Qingqing sighed, "No matter what you do, try not to involve humans."

"In this world, who can be alone?"

He: "You can't either."

Ximen Qingqing's expression turned serious.

"but……"

He stared at her, as if looking into the distant future through her.

"You should rest assured, because someone has settled it for you, so that you will not regret it."

Ximen Qingqing pointed to himself, "You mean that someone will warn you for me, so that you will not wantonly harm others."

He withdrew his fingers and returned to Chen's desolate appearance, "Then do you think I will listen?"

Ximen Qingqing smiled and took His arm.

"Good lady, whether you listen or not, you are my wife now."

"Do you have any other books to read? I'll buy them all for you!"

Chen said indifferently: "There is no knowledge in this world that I do not know, and there is no book that I have not read."

Well, well, count your knowledge.

Chen: "So, when will you breed with me?"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

We've all come full circle, why haven't you forgotten this one yet?

Ximen Qingqing said, "I made an agreement with another god before. I can let him take my life, but he forbids killing people in this world."

"I want to make such an agreement with you."

Chen Shi: "So, if I don't harm others, you will breed with me?"

Ximen Qingqing covered his forehead and gritted his teeth: "Let's not talk about this, okay?"

Chen: "So, you are deceiving me?"

"There's no end to cheating on me. In one of the futures, I'll lock you up in a gap in time and fill you, a little liar, with my heirs."

He stared straight at her belly.

Ximen Qingqing quickly covered his stomach, "Don't look at it, don't look at it, you are really a slut."

Chen closed her eyes, "This is just a piece of advice for you."

Ximen Qingqing: "I didn't lie to you, but when I am willing, before that, you don't want me, who is fragile, to die easily?"

She asked him with a smile.

Chen: "You already have miracles bestowed by many people on your body, are you sure you want mine?"

There is a fart miracle.

Ximen Qingqing complained in a low voice: "Where is the miracle? Why didn't I see it? Since there are miracles, why would my feet hurt when I walk, my stomach hurts when I eat, and I get sick when I catch a cold?"

Chen stared at her, "I can make you live forever and never get sick, but is that what you need?"

Ximen Qingqing hurriedly took a small step back, "No, no, no."

Don't turn me into a tentacle monster. Although it is immortal and never sick, it is not her aesthetic.

He was still staring straight at her.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "I still have to check on Wu Yong and the others. You don't have to wait for me, go back first."

Him: "Are you hiding from me?"

He said slowly: "Look, you will come to me tonight."

After that, he turned and left.

Ximen Qingqing narrowed his eyes.

tonight?Is there anything else going on tonight?

……

Ximen Qingqing looked at Sanruan and the others first. They had been drugged and fell asleep, and An Daoquan was not in their room.

Ximen Qingqing told his servants to take care of him carefully.

Later, she went to see Chao Gai again, but Chao Gai was still awake.

But when he saw Ximen Qingqing stepping over the threshold, he subconsciously wanted to turn over, but he touched his own wound, and screamed "ah", his whole face turned pale.

Ximen Qingqing: "Have you ever taken any medicine?"

Chao Gai pulled the quilt that only covered his upper body, "I've done it, I've done it, I can only hang it like this because I've been medicated, this... I'm too picky, officials don't want to come and see .”

I don't even want to see what's so good about a man's butt.

Ximen Qingqing asked him again: "Does it hurt?"

Chao Gai scratched his hair, "It hurts badly at first, but after taking the medicine, it's much better, I'll show you a joke."

Ximen Qingqing: "Since you know it hurts, then remember it well, and don't act like this in the future."

Chao Gai smiled, "If all the officials in the world were like petty officials, there wouldn't be so many people who fall into trouble."

Ximen Qingqing: "If everyone in this world abides by laws and regulations, and even if they want to change the world, they can do so through proper means, then there will only be more good officials in this world."

Ximen Qingqing said softly: "If you really want to change, and you really can't get used to the world, why don't you go a step further and gain fame? You chose to rob the birthday card, which shows that you actually have selfish intentions."

Chao Gai's expression froze.

After a long time, he admitted: "The little official is right, I am too greedy, and I am temporarily obsessed with ghosts."

He smiled wryly, "I used to use the people's fat and people's anointing that was stolen by corrupt officials. I can take it arbitrarily to convince myself... Now that I have suffered such a lot of flesh and blood, I have come to my senses."

Ximen Qingqing: "If you can really change it, that's fine. A dignified man of seven feet will always do something for the country and the people."

Chao Gai was ashamed.

Ximen Qingqing: "You think about what to do in the future, I'll go and see other people first."

"Little official." Chao Gai stopped her again.

Ximen Qingqing stopped in his tracks, "What's wrong?"

Chao Gai said softly: "Mr. An just left my place and said that he is going to Gongsun Sheng's side. Officials can also go and see."

Ximen Qingqing raised his eyebrows.

Chao Gai lowered his voice, "Actually, Mister doesn't hate you that much, I think you misunderstood Mister."

Of course he wouldn't hate me, after all, he was the one who was charmed by me, but she had never seen anyone who was as indifferent as him after being charmed.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "You don't have to worry, I treat him the same as I treat you, I didn't misunderstand or hate him, I just feel..."

Her voice was a few degrees colder, "...he just needs some punishment."

When Chao Gai heard the word "punishment", his buttocks ached suddenly and he dared not speak.

Ximen Qingqing smiled.

……

As soon as Ximen Qingqing went out, he ran into Dai'an who was holding a box.

"Officer, you are here." Dai'an happily ran to her.

Ximen Qingqing: "What's wrong? What are you holding in your hand?"

Dai'an held the box in front of her eyes with a smile, "Didn't the officials say that the horsewhip didn't fit well a few days ago, so I asked the villain to find someone to make one. This is the horsewhip just made."

There is indeed such a thing.

When Ximen Qingqing went to Kaifeng Mansion to escort the birth certificate, she either rode a horse or a mule, and always used a whip, but most of the whips bought outside were suitable for people with big hands. It is also easy to grind the palms into calluses, and when she came back, she asked Dai'an to find someone to make a riding whip suitable for her little hands, but she did not expect it to be done so quickly.

Ximen Qingqing opened the box, and inside was a scarlet horsewhip, like a snake's letter, shiny and beautiful.

Ximen Qingqing picked up the whip and flicked it casually a few times. The handle fit her hand, and it was extremely light to swing.

"Crack" she flicked the whip.

Dai'an smiled and said: "Officer, is it not bad?"

Ximen Qingqing nodded, "Not bad, not bad, you've done a good job with this errand."

Dayan was very excited to receive such praise from her.

At this moment, the two heard An Daoquan's impatient voice from inside the house.

"If you are like this, I won't watch your injury!"

Is this a conflict?

Ximen Qingqing hurriedly opened the door and went in, and raised his voice, "Medical Doctor An, what's wrong?"

As soon as she entered the door, she saw a piece of snow-like whiteness.

Then, the white snow shook slightly, like an avalanche.

Gongsun Sheng stood up and hugged the quilt to his chest. His face was as pale as snow, but he frowned and stared at Ximen Qingqing.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Come in without knocking, isn't this the etiquette of Ximen officials?"

Before Ximen Qingqing could speak, An Daoquan suddenly pushed Gongsun Sheng.

"Lie down and lie down, what are you talking about!"

Gongsun Sheng couldn't help but let out a cry of pain after being exerted so hard by him.

An Daoquan smiled and said: "You know it hurts? If you know it hurts, don't be stubborn with me. I just want to take off your pants to see the injury. What do you want me to do to take your chastity?"

Gongsun Sheng bit his lip and glared at him angrily, "Don't bother with the genius doctor, the poor man has some medical knowledge and will deal with himself."

An Daoquan snorted softly, "You are good at medical treatment, but can you still see your own ass?"

"You!" Gongsun Sheng was angry and anxious.

But the icy feeling on Gongsun Sheng who was so anxious gradually receded, and he looked a little smokey.

His hair was disheveled right now, and the slightly curly hair stuck to his wet cheeks.

He hugged the quilt and lay on his side on the bed, not daring to touch the wound while lying flat. He was wearing a pair of white obscene pants on his lower body, but his upper body was only covered by the quilt.

The quilt was red, with a pattern of mandarin ducks playing in the water embroidered with gold and silver thread on the surface. The quilt only covered his shoulders, exposing his collarbone.

Gongsun Sheng's upper body was lean, but covered with sharp muscles, and his collarbone was slightly raised, casting a shadow.

Ximen Qingqing persuaded him, "Mr. Yiqing, why didn't you give medical treatment to Doctor An? Needless to say, Doctor An's medical skills, I just came from brother Chao, and he said that after the medicine given by Doctor An, the wound was already dead. much better."

Gongsun Sheng turned his head aside and said in a low voice: "Pindao knows, please ask the genius doctor to keep the medicine, and Pindao will apply it himself."

An Daoquan: "Hey, you...do you think I'm happy to show you ass?"

Gongsun Sheng's face darkened.

Ximen Qingqing stopped An Daoquan with a smile on his face.

"Sir, but you have some inconvenience, can't you take off your pants?"

An Daoquan folded his arms and said sarcastic remarks, "I can see the inconvenience more. When I treat the outsiders of those big families, you can see what's short, soft, fat, and thin..."

"Genius doctor!" Gongsun Sheng almost roared out.

An Daoquan was taken aback, "Why are you shy, not all the people here are men..."

Ah!

He slapped his forehead violently.

Look at what he did, how could he forget that this official Ximen is a daughter!

The author has something to say: Gongsun Sheng hugged the quilt tightly: you, what are you going to do when you come in with a whip?

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感谢在2020-02-0523:51:17~2020-02-0623:04:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Mo Yichen 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!