[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

Gongsun Sheng went upstairs and handed back the beauty fan to Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing pinched the tip of the fan with two fingers, and said with a smile: "Didn't the Taoist priest say that there is no such thing as light work?"

Gongsun Sheng was speechless.

Ximen Qingqing: "Monks don't tell lies."

She looked at his face carefully again, and asked with crooked eyebrows, "Is the Taoist priest's face okay?"

Gongsun Sheng said coldly: "It was the poor Taoist's fault just now, but it's too much for the officials to hold on..."

Ximen Qingqing took the fan and covered his mouth with it, "Oh, did the Taoist priest misunderstand something? I'm asking the Taoist priest, is your face that I accidentally slapped you okay?"

She smiled and said: "Does the Taoist think there are other meanings?"

Gongsun Sheng: "..."

His almond eyes looked at her coolly.

For some reason, he seemed to see a fox tail swaying back and forth from behind this little official.

He sighed in his heart and closed his eyes without saying a word.

Ximen Qingqing walked around him and said some more words, but Gongsun Sheng had already made up his mind not to speak.

At this moment, he felt that he was about to become a character in the storybook. He was obviously successful in cultivation, and he was about to soar, but there was a damn thousand-year-old vixen who came to tease him, intending to destroy his cultivation.

Gongsun Sheng's master also reminded him before he went down the mountain to wander, that he has a calamity in his life, unless he stays away from the world of mortals for the rest of his life, if he goes down the mountain, he will encounter this calamity, and this calamity will destroy him.

Gongsun Sheng became 12 vigilant, reminding himself not to follow his way.

This little official is a bit wicked.

……

Gongsun Sheng made up his mind not to speak again, and since then he has always regarded himself as a dish on the table, not for Ximen Qing... Bah, don't give him the slightest reaction.

Ximen Qingqing sighed boredly in his heart.

She wants to find someone interesting to play with easily!

Ximen Qingqing coughed a few times, and Wu Yong couldn't help but asked, "Where is the medicine that the official took? Give the store some more money and let the store cook it for you. Drink it first."

Ximen Qingqing: "I forgot about this, I'd better teach you to be careful."

Wu Yong avoided Ximen Qingqing's sight.

Ximen Qingqing handed the medicine to the people in the restaurant, and asked, "I'm going to Beijing Daming Mansion soon, what are your plans for the future?"

Ximen Qingqing stared at Ruan Xiaoqi meaningfully, "If you do such a thing to me, I really want to send you to the government."

Ruan Xiaoqi: "Hey, you should explain clearly what I did to you...ah!"

The back of his head was slapped by two elder brothers.

Ruan Xiaoqi was so wronged that he could hang a bottle of oil on his mouth.

He knew that his elder brother was no longer his elder brother, but had become Ximen Qingqing's elder brother.

Damn, what's so good about him!

Ximen Qingqing raised his lips at him, "As for why you weren't sent in, firstly, your crime didn't succeed, and I chose to forgive you as a victim; secondly, thank you for having two good brothers." .”

Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu felt embarrassed by what she said.

Ruan Xiaowu smiled and said, "We are not as good as you said."

Ruan Xiaoer said in a rough voice: "If the officials want to teach Xiao Qi a lesson, just teach him a lesson."

Ruan Xiaoqi: "..."

Depend on!

Ximen Qingqing smiled, and continued: "Although it's too late for me to meet you, I'm afraid I have to say goodbye here."

Chao Gai cupped his hands and said, "I wish you all a safe journey."

Ximen Qingqing exchanged pleasantries with him, and set his sights on Wu Yong.

"The professor will go to the Daming Mansion with me, right?"

Wu Yong lowered his head and smiled, "Although I really want to go with the officials, but I have something to do right now, so I may stay here for a while. I don't know if I can terminate the employment relationship with the officials."

"Oh?"

Wu Yong: "Although the officials may not care about these things, the officials don't need to give me the commission during this period."

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "How can this work? How can I treat the professor badly?"

"I don't know why the professor stayed here? Heck, if there is anything I can help, the professor just asks."

Wu Yong looked up at her, "This is my private matter, please forgive me for not being able to confess to the officials."

"Is that so..."

Ximen Qingqing looked understanding, but his heart jumped with joy.

Xiao Mian, I think you are going to make trouble!

She said regretfully, "That's really a pity, I don't want to be a professor."

Wu Yong frowned suddenly, turned his head vigorously, raised his hand, and poured himself a bowl of wine.

She looked at the three Ruan brothers again, "What about you?"

Ruan Xiaoqi reluctantly said patiently: "Our home is nearby. I plan to take my two elder brothers to have a look. Maybe I can help them retrieve their lost memories and make them more normal."

Having said that, he glared at Ximen Qingqing again.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and nodded seriously, "So that's the case, I thought you all made an appointment, and you got together here to get rid of me..."

Chao Gai laughed loudly, "Don't worry too much. If possible, I would like to go with you, Donglou. It's a pity that I, as Baozheng, can't leave easily."

She glanced across the crowd one by one, paused, laughed again, and said softly: "Don't worry, there will be a chance."

You will have a chance to come with me.

Wu Yong seemed to sense that there was something in her words, and looked at her again.

"What does the officer seem to want to say?"

Ximen Qingqing raised a finger to his lips, "This is a secret. If we meet again, I will tell the professor."

She smiled, "I have a hunch that this day will not be too far away."

Wu Yong felt a "thump" in his heart.

She exchanged a few more pleasantries, and it happened that the waiter in the shop brought the medicine.

"Where in the world is there a banquet that lasts forever, Donglou wishes all brothers a bright future."

Ximen Qingqing stood up against the table, raised his hand, and directly drank the dark and bitter medicine, then, tightly pursing his lips, waved his sleeves, and left gracefully.

Lin Chong and Dai An also bid farewell to several people, and left with Ximen Qingqing.

The few people left behind peeped at each other.

Gongsun Sheng didn't open his eyes until he could no longer hear her footsteps, and put the whisk on the table with a "da".

He said in a deep voice: "If this person is not resolved, he will be a disaster after all."

Ruan Xiaoer was not happy, "Hey, what do you mean, when we discussed it, it didn't include you wanting to attack petty officials."

Ruan Xiaowu smiled and said: "If the Taoist priest makes a move, then our deal will be void. At that time, don't blame us for turning our backs."

Gongsun Sheng said coldly: "I don't mean to kill people, but to let him not spoil my plan."

Chao Gai said carelessly: "Sir, do you want us to tie up the little officials? This... this..."

Chao Gai, who has always been straightforward, couldn't help showing a embarrassed expression.

Gongsun Sheng reprimanded: "A woman's benevolence."

Chao Gai: "..."

Ruan Xiaoqi immediately said uncomfortably: "I'm afraid of what he will do, a petty official who can't carry his shoulders or hands, I didn't even notice it when I sneaked into the bathroom, so it doesn't matter if I ignore it."

Gongsun Sheng looked contemptuous, "The hero is short of breath."

Ruan Xiaoqi: "..."

Wu Yong coughed, turned to Gongsun Sheng's direction and said seriously: "I don't think it's necessary."

Gongsun Sheng snorted, "Children love each other!"

Wu Yong: "..."

Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu said: "Then the two of us... what do you Taoist priests want to say?"

Gongsun Sheng was not polite at all, and said bluntly: "A dog can't change eating shit."

Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu: "..."

Cooperating with you, you have turned everyone around, but you are a good person?

Wu Yong smiled a bit astringently, "What you said is not bad, but how does he evaluate himself?"

Gongsun Sheng frowned, and the temperature on his body dropped a few more degrees. He said with a sad face: "People are not grass."

"Forget it, since you have already let him go, there is no need to worry about it."

He picked up the whisk again, and shook the table in front of him, as if he could shake some dust away.

Everyone: "..."

You have said all the good and bad things!

……

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

By the way, as soon as Ximen Qingqing came out of the door and went down the stairs, he kept jumping, covering his face in pain.

Dai'an hurriedly said, "Officer, officer, what's wrong!"

Ximen Qingqing asked the waiter in the shop to ask for a pot of cold tea and poured it into his mouth, then he said vaguely: "It's hot...it's hot."

Lin Chong thought about it for a while, and asked tentatively, "Could it be that the officials just dried up the whole bowl of medicine just to show off?"

"Uh……"

Lin Chong was speechless, "Officer, are you a three-year-old child? Why are you angry with them?"

Ximen Qingqing couldn't listen to this.

She retorted: "What do you know? Pretending to be handsome is a lifelong career, so don't let it go!"

"Besides, who are these people, and who am I? In order to overwhelm them, I can't lose my aura in front of them."

Lin Chong stared blankly, "So the officials pour hot medicine into their mouths?"

Ximen Qingqing choked, "It's not that I didn't expect it to be so hot."

She turned around, pretending to ignore the matter as if nothing had happened.

She rolled up her sleeves, asked the store for a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and directly repaired a book and handed it to Lin Chong.

"You're traveling fast, so hurry up and hand this letter over to Shi Wenbin, the county magistrate here."

She warned: "Attention, you must hand it over to him personally, so as not to let other people know this letter, even the supervisor in the government."

Lin Chong squeezed the letter, hesitantly said: "When I deliver the letter, the officials will stay here... won't it be dangerous?"

He looked at Ximen Qingqing and Dai'an who were also thin, "Both of you have no martial arts skills, how should you solve the problem?"

Ximen Qingqing waved his hand, "This place is not far from the government office, you won't spend much time going back and forth, and we won't have an accident in such a short time, right?"

She smiled and comforted her, "Don't worry, we'll wait for your return by the stable in the backyard, and we won't walk around casually. As soon as you come back, we'll put on the carriage and leave."

Only then did Lin Chong respond, "Officials, be careful, Lin Chong will return quickly."

After finishing speaking, he stuffed the letter into his arms, and quickly went out to the government.

Ximen Qingqing brought Dai'an to the backyard.

There is a pear tree in the backyard, and next to the pear tree is the stable.

The two stood under the pear tree, and the pear blossoms fell one after another.

Ximen Qingqing took one and looked at it.

Dai'an said indignantly at the side: "Officer, those people are just white-eyed wolves. The official provided them with food and drink, but they left as soon as they said they would."

Ximen Qingqing smiled at the little white flower in his hand.

Dai'an winked, and asked secretly: "So... the official wrote the book for the county magistrate here to show these white-eyed wolves a little bit more?"

Ximen Qingqing threw down the pear blossoms, took out his fan, held a flower in his hand with the fan, and said with a smile, "Do you think I'm such an idle person?"

"What I did was never out of personal revenge, but..."

At this moment, Ximen Qingqing's eyes were flashed by a cold light.

She reacted immediately, kicked Dai'an, and rolled herself on the spot.

She sat on the ground and watched a long stick the thickness of her wrist pass over her head. If she moved more slowly, someone might have her head cut open.

Nima, why did someone come to kill her again? Did she accidentally poke a hornet's nest somewhere? !

Ximen Qingqing's eyes were bright, staring at the person who came to kill her. The person actually covered his face with a piece of cloth, and his body was wrapped tightly by clothes.

Seeing that the blow was unsuccessful, the man swung his long stick and threw it at her again.

This attack was so fierce that it took her life. She didn't even have time to click on the skill, so she could only rely on her body's instinctive reaction, and rolled for a week on the ground covered with white falling flowers.

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感谢在2020-01-1522:26:40~2020-01-1623:55:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!