[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

Two men with similar looks sat side by side on the porch, beside a peach tree whose flowers were constantly falling.

Two men with big arms and thick waists were squeezed together and read a book, and their heads were covered with pink petals. I have to say that this scene really hurts the eyes.

Wu Yong walked behind the two of them calmly.

The big fish and the little fish were so engrossed in reading the book in their hands that they didn't notice it.

Xiaoyu murmured in a low voice: "Brother, do you understand?"

Big Yu frowned, and said impatiently, "Don't make noise."

The little fish bit his mouth and stopped talking.

After a while, he couldn't sit still anymore, "Brother, do you really understand?"

Big Fish became even more impatient: "I told you to stop arguing!"

Xiaoyu muttered: "Brother, just pretend, you can understand a fart!"

Big Yu glared at him fiercely, "I was just about to get acquainted with these slapstick characters when you interrupted me. If I can't learn something, it's because of you."

Xiaoyu: "Wow, brother, you still have to be ashamed. If you can't learn by yourself, you will blame me? Are you really my brother?"

Big Fish: "Who knows? Anyway, we have no memory, maybe I'm your father!"

Xiaoyu: "..."

Suddenly, a "puchi" came out from behind the two of them.

The big fish and the little fish turned their heads in a hurry, looking wary.

Wu Yong arched his hands: "I don't know how to call you two strong men?"

He took a deep look at the two of them, "I have just seen that there is no one else here except the three of us."

Big Fish scolded angrily: "You are so unreasonable, a scholar. Didn't you see that we were studying? You laughed behind our backs and disturbed us."

Wu Yong smiled and said, "How are those two reading? I also used this "Thousand Characters" when I was enlightening children."

Big Fish: "..."

This is fucking embarrassing, and he didn't understand a sentence.

Big Yu said sternly, "It's not all your fault, I didn't see clearly when you scared me."

Wu Yong continued to smile: "It's not that you are a pedant. This is the teacher who came to the house to teach. I don't know what to call you?"

Big Fish coughed: "One of our brothers is called Big Fish, and the other is called Little Fish... Hey, what's your expression?"

Wu Yong's mouth twitched a few times, "You two really don't remember anything?"

The two stared at him vigilantly: "Fuck your shit!"

Wu Yong sighed, "I'm just aggrieved on behalf of the two of you. You two have lost your memory and devoted yourself to serving Ximen officials, but you don't know that you are helping the evildoers."

The two looked confused, as if they didn't understand.

Wu Yong stopped talking, turned and left.

Big Yu spat: "God is talking, what kind of bird man."

Xiao Yu rubbed his chin, secretly vigilant.

……

However, within a few days, the imperial decree came down, and the officials transferred Ximen Qing to Jingji Road to serve as a criminal and prison officer, and also offered the post of Leading the Secret Pavilion as a show of favor, and ordered Ximen Qing to inspect the four roads from now on.

Ximen Qingqing took the decree to thank the eunuch and gave some benefits to the eunuch who passed the decree.

The eunuch smiled and congratulated Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing sent the eunuch out of the mansion, and when he came back, he saw Wu Yong standing under the tree, slightly cupping his hands towards her, and said with a smile, "Congratulations, my lord, for your promotion."

Ximen Qingqing nodded, "It's just that the officials are showing mercy."

Wu Yong asked with a smile: "My lord's promotion must be due to the grand master's contribution. The grand master's birthday is approaching. Do you want to prepare a birthday gift? A villain is not talented, so I would like to share your worries."

Ximen Qingqing's eyes were bent into crescent moons, she smiled and said, "I'm in trouble for this matter, I don't know what suggestion sir has?"

Wu Yong said with a smile: "Even if Cai Taishi, the precious treasure in the Kaifeng mansion, is not there, I'm tired of seeing it. Why don't you go to other places for a walk, and you will definitely find rare things."

Ximen Qingqing clapped his palms and said with a smile: "It's a good idea. The government has also issued an imperial edict to me, asking me to inspect the four roads. I can take this opportunity to find birthday gifts."

Ximen Qingqing stroked his chin, and blinked at Wu Yong: "Would you like to go on the road with Donglou, sir?"

Wu Yong: "A villain can't get what he wants."

Ximen Qingqing patted his shoulder with a smile... It's too troublesome to reach the shoulder, so let's pat his arm.

Wu Yong lowered his head, showing a shy smile, looking very harmless.

Ximen Qingqing's hand slid down his sleeve, feeling the burgeoning muscles under his hand.

With such tight muscles, he must be using a weapon that requires arm strength, so why pretend to be a harmless scholar.

I want to see how long you can pretend!

……

After Ximen Qingqing watched Wu Yong leave, she stretched out a pair of arms behind her, hugged her and said with a smile, "Officials are really bad."

Ximen Qingqing skillfully shook off His hand, and said dissatisfiedly, "Hey, hey, don't frame me, I'm a good person."

Pan Jinlian stared at her with a smile and said: "Others don't understand officials, how can I not understand? From the time you brought the two brothers back to the mansion until you hired them a teacher, this is all a game set by you , just to invite you into the urn."

Ximen Qingqing turned his face away, with a look of "I won't admit it".

Pan Jinlian hooked her fingers and rubbed her delicate cheeks with her knuckles.

He squeezed out a pleasant sigh from his throat, "My little detective, you really exude delicious breath all the time."

He bent down, and a pair of mysterious and deep eyes pressed down on her vision.

The tip of His nose was next to hers, and he said softly: "Would you like to follow me, I will give you eternal life, let you see the truth of the world, follow me forever, and I will give you the status of overlooking human beings."

He stretched out his hand towards her, and the delicate and white palm seemed to carry some strange charm, tempting humans to hold His hand and fall into His embrace.

Ximen Qingqing stared into His eyes and said, "Eternal life, the truth of the world, and a status above human beings. All these things you said really make people tempted."

Her hand was raised, hanging over His palm.

He showed a knowing smile, looking at her expectantly and happily.

"However," Ximen Qingqing raised his palm, stretched out a finger, pressed his fingertips against his head, and pushed him away, "I refuse!"

Pan Jinlian blinked her eyes, expecting her next words.

Ximen Qingqing said: "Although I often say that I am the protagonist of the world and God's favorite, my luck is really bad enough, probably..."

She smiled softly, and said to herself: "...Probably because I was born as a human and used up all the luck in my life."

"So, I don't need eternal life and a status beyond human beings. As for the truth of the world... this is not the domain of detectives. I haven't even revealed the truth of the case, and I haven't brought all the criminals to justice. Why bother to find the truth of the world?"

Ximen Qingqing's eyes are clear and full of hope: "I base myself on the present moment, and only do what I should do right now."

He looked at her, as if looking at some small existence, but also as if he was looking at some great existence.

He couldn't help but opened his arms, rolled her into his arms, and gasped in a very patient tone: "Human beings are awesome..."

"..."

You pervert, can you stop saying this in such a lustful voice?I thank you on behalf of mankind!

He suggested: "Why do you bother, I can let him tell everything honestly."

Ximen Qingqing: "It's here again, here it is again, don't use me as an excuse if you want to play with humans, okay? I don't need it at all, thank you."

He stared at her deeply and deeply, and after a long time, he smiled brightly: "Oh, I was discovered by you again."

He let go of his hand and warned: "If you don't want to fall into a more terrifying ending than death, stay away from that thing."

Ximen Qingqing pretended to be stupid: "Ah, why didn't I understand what you said?"

"Really?" He crossed his arms and smiled lowly, "Little detective, you understand in your heart that those mysterious existences that scare you and make you excited and curious, stay away from them."

Ximen Qingqing blinked: "Who are you talking about? Are there any other mysterious creatures like you?"

He curled his fingers and tapped her forehead.

Ximen Qingqing's eyebrows immediately turned a little red, and she covered her brows and stared at him tearfully.

He smiled and said, "I'm getting bolder and bolder, and now I even dare to cheat my information, don't I?"

Ximen Qingqing showed a smile that made people unable to get angry at all.

He stroked her hair curiously and looked around.

Ximen Qingqing looked helpless: "What are you going to do again?"

"Strange, is there some treasure hidden in you, or why do we treat you so well?"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

How can I let you know the secret of my golden finger!

Speaking of which, it seems that my charm skill is especially useful when facing weird guys. What is it called?

To God Noble Phantasm?

……

After receiving the imperial decree, she changed to visit the nominal godfather of this body—Cai Jing and Grand Master Cai, regardless of the situation or reason.

When she arrived at Taishi's mansion, she was invited into Taishi Cai's study by the servants.

Grand Master Cai was reading a letter, when he saw Ximen Qing enter the door, he raised his head and smiled, "I was looking for you, but I didn't expect you to come first."

Ximen Qingqing: "I don't know what orders my lord has?"

Grand Master Cai said with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a few days, but your calling is getting worse."

Ximen Qingqing was afraid that he would find out something, so he hurriedly called "godfather" affectionately.

Grand Master Cai looked at Ximen Qing carefully, and felt that he was born well-behaved and clean, and he was clever in doing things, really likable, why couldn't he give birth to such a young son, even if it was a daughter.

In fact, he also had the idea of ​​making Ximen Qing his son-in-law, but firstly, he did not have a daughter of the right age, and secondly, Ximenqing had not made any achievements in the officialdom at that time. The famous jade-faced judge in Kaifeng Prefecture.

Grand Master Cai put down the letter in his hand and responded with a smile.

He said to Ximen Qingqing: "I heard Taiwei Gao said that you have encountered some troubles recently?"

Ximen Qingqing said in his heart: This is a good thing and you don't go out, and a bad thing spreads thousands of miles. Now, does everyone in Kaifeng know that someone is going to kidnap me?

She smiled and replied, "Thank you godfather for your concern, I can handle it well."

Cai Taishi glanced at the petite and thin Ximen Qing, no matter how he looked at it, it made people worry.

He sighed: "We are all a family, why bother to see each other. You told Taiwei Gao, but you didn't come to see me?"

Who is with your family, I am wronged enough that you take advantage of me.

Ximen Qingqing lowered his head, "Yes, godfather, I just don't want godfather to worry about me."

Cai Taishi smiled: "You are sensible."

He thought for a while, and said: "I heard people say that Guan Sheng, Pu Dong's inspector, is a capable person, you might as well transfer him to your subordinates."

Ximen Qingqing: "Why bother? Besides, there are already powerful people beside me."

Grand Master Cai: "Huh? Who is so powerful?"

"It is Lin Chong, the former instructor of the 80 Imperial Guards. He resigned from his position as instructor and is in my residence."

"Besides, I'm going to Daming Mansion in the near future."

Grand Master Cai: "Are you going to make an inspection now?"

Ximen Qingqing showed a shy smile: "Also... godfather's birthday is approaching, so, I, I..."

She hesitated to speak, and Grand Master Cai immediately understood.

He said with emotion: "Donglou, you are really considerate of me."

He felt more comfortable, and said, "It just so happens that I have something to do, and I want you to go to Daming Mansion."

Ximen Qingqing listened carefully.

Grand Master Cai said: "Liang Zhongshu from the Daming Mansion is my virtuous son-in-law. Last time, to celebrate my birthday, I specially transported several carts of good things, but they were all robbed by the bandits on the road. This time he prepared some more, and I heard that Your reputation wants you to go over and do him a favor, to see if those birthday presents can be transported safely, and you can use your strengths to catch all those little things."

Ximen Qingqing was surprised: "My reputation?"

I just solved the case here in Kaifeng Mansion, so it spread to Daming Mansion so soon?

Could it be Yang Zhi?

Ximen Qingqing readily agreed.

Grand Master Cai felt more at ease, and only felt that Ximen Qing was pleasing to the eye.

Grand Master Cai: "I'm afraid you may encounter danger on the road, so I'll prepare a few more people for you."

Ximen Qingqing stopped him: "The safety of the godfather is more important than the east building, and the east building has its own good way to go safely."

I'm afraid you don't know who is standing behind me!Saying it scares you to death.

At this moment, a voice sounded in her mind——

"Are the officials thinking about the slave family?"

Ximen Qingqing almost lost his composure.

This mysterious creature was actually beside her.

She looked around calmly, but found nothing.

His voice came again: "You don't have to look for it, I am in your mind, in your heart, and even in your body."

"..."

Go away!

Don't just enter a girl's body casually!These are all words that need to be harmonized!

He laughed a few times, and said in a somewhat envious voice: "I didn't expect you to have such a small mouth like honey, so you can't say more good things to me?"

I'm sorry, I won't waste time using sweet words to people who have already successfully seduced people. That's right, I'm the one who puts on his pants and doesn't recognize people.

He was speechless for a moment, "You know I can hear you, right?"

However, the great success of the charm is that even if you know that I used skills to charm you, you still love me to death.

He chuckled lightly: "You are determined that I can't do anything to you, right? Little rascal."

After he finished speaking, he stopped talking. He didn't know whether he was angry at Ximen Qingqing's thick skin, or at her frank scumbag speech.

Here, Taishi Cai was moved by Ximen Qingqing's words.

Unexpectedly, the godson I recognized on a whim would care so much about him.

"The east building can't be forced."

He got up and came to Ximen Qingqing, speaking nicely and with an amiable attitude.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "Don't worry, I never fight an uncertain battle."

Cai Taishi believed her words and asked her to have dinner with her.

……

At night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

Ximen Qingqing curled up under the quilt and shivered.

At the turn of spring and summer, the weather at night is still a bit cool.

Ximen Qing's physical fitness is a bit poor. At night, especially when the weather is cold, his hands and feet tend to get cold, his whole body feels cold, and he can't wait to roll himself into a ball.

It is precisely because of this that although Ximen Qing can't do anything, she still likes to sleep with Chen Shi who knows her real situation... After all, it is warm.

She misses her Mr. Peanut very much now, and if she can hold Mr. Peanut to sleep at night, she won't have to suffer.

When she was tossing and turning on the bed, there was a strange "wrong" sound outside the window.

Ximen Qingqing got his head out of the quilt and listened carefully.

At this moment, the strange noise outside the window stopped.

Ximen Qingqing thought about it, put on a coat, got up, and sat on the edge of the bed.

After a while, there was a sound of purposely light footsteps slowly approaching the window.

Ximen Qingqing stood up, moved his fingers, and was ready to use his skills at any time.

Then she slipped quietly to the window, poked a hole with her finger, squinted one eye, and looked out of the hole.

But she saw the other eye!

Ximen Qingqing was startled, but because of all kinds of weird encounters, he didn't panic.

The person on the other side of the window yelled.

The author has something to say: Ximen Qingqing: Please call me the Antique Noble Phantasm!Specially restrain Cthulhu mythical creatures!

Ximen Qingqing: I won't waste sweet words on people who have charmed me. No, this is not scum. This is called the rational use of resources.

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Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of radish;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!